I craped my 2 girflriends with my 2 personal bitches , i like smoke weed with the dope pope , i feel the evil with pants , my brain its gone because i see much porn , fuck it give me 2 mics i'll write rymes for u and for me ,today is the day that the gay of green day gonna puke , he gonna listen my rimes i've got no problem if i fuck 2 bitches in a same time i drive drunk a mountain bike ohhh here we go is mike tyson ,i can fly , hi! my name is killerflow i fuck all the flows !!!!!
tear off your testicles and eat you up like your a pretzel a fucken cannibal that doesn't digest vegetables,get an f on the report card a porn star cause i have the sexual intercourse charm,fuck i still carry a v-card my dick called me a retard cause I act immature rapping sinister marked up with 3 degree burns CrazyTrent01 whats up with your obscene verse?I dont know man cause i like to corrupt kids i love chirldren i want to fuck your girlfriend before the world ends
o the top comment is gay diss meh i will have your punchlines ricochet its going to feel real like getting jabbed in the rib cage,the speed of light is to slow for me you rappers ejaculate me orally restart ww2 bring in the Calvary swipe the sled clean bye leaving nothing but casualties i live a fantasy cause i cant even pa-them reality
my testicals are delectibal/..ur an intruletual/eff u canibis you cant handle this/they call me saton for a reason/u look like a stuck weed faced andinisaion/u never been on teson/u a fairy tale that no one beleives in/u say that u hot like biggie and pac/but all i see is a black version of rock master scott/man u like a nerdyr version of erkl/and when u try to smoke weed ur face go prpl.
@0:21 R uuuu the fuckin internet hiphop warden or awardin me with envy the greatest shyest of all energy just compliment me instead of pretendin me and trying to b my enemie im laughing already and u haven't seeeen the best of mee ya betta be the seed of the nesting scene that surpasses all Hate in yer veins haven't learned to crawl.....no need to go any further everbody hear heard and saww...yer dOOOooown Fall..ggggggyyyyyea!
YO i like big cock in my but you know what im saying. my rhymes are sprayin. i wanna suck @GMAN210F0EV3R and @OfficialKillaBull ' s dick yo yall rest of you are gay. you cant even get the top comments. i will get thumbs up in the thousands. So ill suck your dick if ur talking shit. I aint gay i just express my emotions. i seting of eriosins and explosions. i give ur daddy an orgie before 4 gee yo
came to the video because of the sound\ now im here to take it back to the underground\ you could feed on this shit like chow \ that you got when you cut open that mad cow\ now fell the disease\ if you please\ tripping so hard i cant get out this tree\still creating better lyrics then that shit on glee\ like 123 you cant see me\ cuz im to far away, already at the peak\
I'm throwing a homemade/ Assassins Blade/ Attached to a grenade/ Without the Pin in it/ right into your bathroom window with you in it/ Re arranging your internal organs/ like homeless orphans/ kick you in your wind pipe until your breath shortens/ Tell a friend/ how I re arranged your skeleton/ and exposed the medicine/ that keeps you from acting feminine/ I'm like a raging candle light/ wrapped in dynamite/ in the belly of a zombie with an mean appetite
Any man with a dick knows it takes erections to contridict pussy excitment, like getting wet so i can slip right in before hardness, disregarded my inlargment penis from maturing and paying attention to women cheatin, Rules arnt directions to play correctly if your still on the field celebrating benchless running around bases, Taking Girls on vacations is Letting her know your balls had been missed placed lost and gone missing call a cold case, Yo wife got evidence all traces lead to her face:)
yo take to razor blades and sharpen them then get a tazer and staple ur ass witha stapler and of course u can take a damn eraser its there is it it take to hands for that equipment take to stands back is thats two seconds flat for that shit are u jimmy the rappest who takes them to his lab and feeds on fuckin children then puts taco suace all over his baken then go to 711 and bye this porno mag that i got from this kid named even oh wait i forgot to return this back to netflix
i can rip any man to shreds wit words like razor blades cut yo ass n i aint talkin bout fades im talkin bout the end of yo days fat ass pigz can get falayed n laid in their own FEMA coffins this glock im rockin wit extreme precision split yo head in two like i was workin division my rhymes dont need revision they perfect as soon as i spit em my sick vicious lyrics sick em like a pack of wild dogs on the hunt for some hogs i got the ultimate vision in this fog of war let my rounds steady pour
Hello Everyone.I am a white rapper trying to get big and I have videos here on youtube. So far, I only have 1 song, called Its A Dream. For anyone who wants to see my video go to my channel. If you like the video, please like, comment and subscribe. I would appreciate it if you could tell any of your friends about this song Thanks for anyone who helps me out. I appreciate it. Just so everybody knows, the song is to the No Apologies Instrumental by Eminem
ill kill any man, who thnks me drivin a mini van is a scam, im funky and on the beat i go ham, yous chunky like porky tha pig eatin spam, dorky fucker you are!! better pucker cause my nuts arent far, from your dicksucker u retard, this me fuckin around cause im brown and in town,i think ill stick around
my mind slowly unravels/known for chewing gravel/ in an old folks home screaming for a battle/ who want it?/ i'll throw a fucking baby of the summit/ laugh as it plummets then imma vomit/ cuz i'm too stick raping u with a pool stick/ not playing with a full deck. not even playing cards/ this is a chess game man i'm fucking higher than the stars/ who's beat is this? my head is spinning like beetle juice/ or an helicopter too/ using a knife to hack at u/ guns? yeah i got a few i could pop at u/
Self worth felt lifted up its skirt Fucked my own perception of being Seeing as I’m bleeding liquid gold. Resonated, mutilated bits and pieces (mold) green cracked out head wreck Crystals sold. Methed out mind I’m making mistakes of old And I’m shiving knifes meant for stakes(hearted cold) Into cavities meant for chest bad break(broken bold) Death ridden words spoken. Meth living nerds smoking. Green grass hash token. Scene smashed glass broken. Half assed shit record broken.
time and time again i try to get more even though im not really poor i just need the money to get surgery to alter my deep core more and more i keep getting worse i get worse everytime my girfriend buys another gucci purse next time she buys one imma fall and need a hurse wait maybe that will stop my curse
I cut a mohawk into my head just to do it/t beat ya bitch witta wrench said screw it// im roothless,leave you toothless,kill you so fast leave you like a ghost,but fuckn boo-less//whos this?,loose your legs leave you shoeless// Hitler couldn't thinka this,guess he was useless//wanna scrap, fight me in the dark//grab a dog by the tail slit its throat,switch voice boxes n make u bark//lark down the ally with my stolen shopping cart//hid ya dead mother in the dumpster behind the shopping mart..
got this reality t.v.,,, stuck ups hey everybody watch me watch me,,, i wnna b seen, like that guy charlie sheen, wen drug up he's mean, wen sober still not clean, 1 more drink of jim beam, now im the fckn dean, ill blow smoke in yah face w a cig, n if u black call u nig, can u dig, im the white boss pig, run u over high w/a big rig, so watch me watch me, thats who i wnt to be... trust III
im calling your phone....you better pick up slut, so you can come suck dick in my pickup truck, til your sick and you hiccup, and spit up blood, i been sick since the minute that i lit up drugs, tripple sixes, and nipple ring titty twisters, swallowing pills and scribbling pretty pictures, one day in art class, i swallowed some sharp glass and farted, and then i got called half retarded, leave the afterparty and go home to jerk, sleep in the next day and wont phone my work..
big breed of steads blowing trees i'm starting to see a billion bees in front of me lookin bleached no belief i ran hit the tree brother please back away form me i need to breath before the bright puts a end to me.....
more fucked up than an ICU patient/Now im in luck cuz ICU naked/
Tryin to get it up, but its floppy like its bacon/I got whiskey dick like im from the Scottish nation/Gimme jus a second girl, please don’t b impatient/Wanna bust a nut, but im busted from the pavement/I think I broke my dick when I ate shit/Hopin I make it, scorin in holes, goals by ty seguin/My minds racin. bout to blow, im scar facin/Shovin my face into the pink and clean shaven/Worshipping a pussy idol, praisin clay aiken....
Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Your mums like a shotgun, one cock and she blows, she doesnt give me chance to take off my clothes, and to top it all off, shes a stinking hoe, wanna fight? pick a time and lets go, looking out my window, see you scatting through bins, you found your meal, heinz beans from tins, whille your outside scatting, i'm platting your mums minge, and getting cumshots all over her fringe. Bitch
Ready to die With the semi machette Im down to ride Blast at popo Snitching is a nono Sniff coco with locos U niggaz putting much effort But yall aint global ur ass is local Pop glocks send shots Through the abdomen U looking at a young bin laden The popping has been happening Them dudes been clapping it Aint got shit to live for asbin Putting words togheter rapping Spit ghetto fire That u can televize through retro wire
I like to drink GATORADE// will the doctor OPERATES// with all this energy i begin to DEMONSTRATE// how to properly fuck a busty nurse on a DINNER PLATE// and have her sisters next in line tellem to MASTERBATE//then her father knocked on the door HARD// i kept my right first on GAURD// to lay him out like a PLAYING CARD//but then he went AWAY// i said haha its me and you TODAY //stuck my dick down her throat while she vomit and CHOKED// and went around in her mouth like Wheels on a BIKE SPOKES!
@GMAN210F0EV3R Haha These guys are funny. Its my turn Well curse me with herbs and spices.Why do chinese people walk with closed eys,They even make clones of themselves Im godzilla in disguise,Your a dead nigga But im not racist I think everyone should own one,Thats why I own this Press the dislike button ahaha
@MrKPUNK65 my turn............hey i didnt mean to alarm you/ when i sliced you from the shoulder down to disarm you/ sickest muthafucker to ever hold a cordless/ instead of rapping just stick to singing the chorus/ i talk with a off rhythm/ when i preform exorcism/ on pregnant bitches with autism/ your the one i direct my killing spree towards/ then i get spiritual and beat you to death with a wigi board/ embrace the horror/ of getting tortured and slaughtered then get drowned in holy water/
@GMAN210F0EV3R Cut em Up shit Em up,Throw you up I dont give a fck,If you think Its good then apply by the rules Beat you in front of your mom you aint old school? Is it clear That im just imagination I dont know you But your just another,Mother fucker whos Mom I happend to bend over my knee shaved her as hairs rolled it up in a blunt and made you smoke Il skin you alive,I looked at yourr you tube page you look all high wait no those are Tears in your eyes.I had fun So goodbye Deceased 65
your looking At the freddy cruger of Rap with a ruger Attached to the same hand, Blades are Usually At. My-Brains-Broke I-Chain-Smoked Crack, & grew attached too my rain-coat, now Thats an Insane-Bloke. Im missing screws, nuts and bolts spew up my guts and choke, cus my stomachs stuck in my throat. I take naturism to the extreme get naked, snort a slug, take E's and rape tree's, if im ohnest im breath funk, n when i write i can turn forests to tree stumps!
il run into hospital fuck every one with aids// im clearly in need of some help // i took a yelp when this ladies tupe hit the floor called her bloody whore // went to the hit the door lupe headed bitch tryed to molest me i said im not into sess sis went back to texas // flex my vocals like transit lines panic my shit cuz im xanex dont make since i gotta go but beat hasnt finish so i type til i hear silence almost there to find this word i dis to i miss old em shit im all in meanin i dropped
just wondering what software do you use to make youtube videos guys coz windows movie maker wont let me save it as any other file part from 'windows movie maker prodjects'?!?!
i keep it cool, i tell the teacher to stay in school, and tell the kids to do swandives into shallow pools, i act a fool, i eat a hundred prunes and take a shit inside your living room, like 'heres a stool', but i bet you wouldn't sit on it, now pay attention bitch, i could never sit still without the use of rittalin, now i'm snorting adderal just for the shit of it, you pricks can't prefrom, you wouldn't break a leg if your bones were the brittlest
ran up in the spot case fulla liquor/ just lookin for bitches to drunken up so i can dick em/ im a visionary/ with dreams of havin oral sex with a white canary/ and taken her to the vetrenarian/ diseases i suspect i carry/ range from a long list of fatal things to read up on in your local library/ blow weed of different kinds cause my high varies/ jackin off in roman monasteries/ with 2 guys staring/ say im noncaring/ couldnt agree more/ make bomb threats to daycares with plastic c4/
@CentHunned noww see them top comments are liked by muhfuckers who cant even spit, i spit this shit like i wrote it and it came out on beat, props myy dude, you rappin legit hit me for a collab on the tip!
check the mic skill/ i kill like michael/ i chill with psychos/ i built a hill full vicodins/ dove in like wealthy duck/ i was loven it/ untill i o'deed on o'dweeds/ my chiba got fleas jumpin out/ yellin at me "what the fuck'/ im in love with voodoo/ so you now know it was true/ i was rocking out sniffing glue with nothing else to do/ so teacher screw you/
Smash the screen Ill drown you in gasoline Disintegrate your skin for the cause of this acid beam My ass is mean Im ready to crash the scene With an army of zombie teens with pink t's All deceased with their teeth green Screaming fuck the police Any man, with a funny tan WIll fuck grannys in a van with vaseline So thats me, crazy brain fucked by my own thoughts .:Freely Xpressed:.
This is a great song that I always like to play/ I'm crazy, I'm disastrous just like Y2K/ No one's heard of me I have never had fame/ I'm nothin and i barely even have a rap name/ I walked into a mcdonald's and spotted a fat chick/ She gave me the bedroom eyes. What? You want this dick?/ I ran over to her just to laugh in her face/ Saw her sexy friend and came all over the place/ Fuckin fat bitch! Guess what? Chivalry's dead/ So go tell your hot friend to start givin me head!/ By: Nothin
@MBBCetanu HAha, i just came onto the page/ Looked down, saw this dope rap, and my mind flew into space/ My laughter could not be contained/ When I read the line with midgets, my stomach, became pained!/ I love the humour in this/ it's better than a diss!/ Reminds me of what I was thinking as I listened to the beat/ I looked out the window, what did I c?/ Two hot chicks, walking along/ One turned around, IT WAS A GUY, I dropped dead on the spot!/ A hot guy?/ I must be in CA!/ MBB, nice!
@MBBCetanu I like, keep it as a career/ Of choice, u will legally beat on a queer/ Diss them on a track, this and next year/ If ur mind is a hurricane, then let it loose/ What do u have to lose?/ I agree, ur one of the best this year/ Here, look, I seem to shed a tear/ Nope, that's the soda I drank/ it's comin outta my nose, this isnt fake!/ OH GOD, iT'S HAPPENING AS I SPEAK!/ THIS SHIT IS REAL, IT'S RUNNIG DOWN MY FACE, TICKLES ME PINK!/ Embarassing, but true fs/ Pass to MBB, one-a da best!
This is a great song that I always like to play/ I'm crazy, I'm disastrous just like Y2K/ No one's heard of me I have never had fame/ I'm nothin and i barely even have a rap name/ I walked into a mcdonald's and spotted a fat chick/ She gave me the bedroom eyes. What? You want this dick?/ I ran over to her just to laugh in her face/ Saw her sexy friend and came all over the place/ Fuckin fat bitch! Guess what? Chivalry's dead/ So go tell your hot friend to start givin me head!/ By: Nothin
more bullets blazing makin muthafuckas duct the ground and start grazing like animals im a canibal go insane with the mic spit shit thats not right but too tight chewing on ya muthafuckaz like mike and ikes while smokin the greenest kush while ya beating around the bush if i was you i check my gurl cuz im probably fingereing yours in the tush real shit got this real spit pass that blunt and im bout to get real hit real quik~ D
I'm a straight g/ Only when, to this, I walk down the street/ Beat gives me a swagger, keeps me alive/ I danced all down the street, I get in a hype/ Every time I stroll with this, I make it, never strive/ How can it be, to keep it up with this type/ Of attitude, how can one rap?/ Shouldn't I be mean, dissing, and all stuck up, an crap?/ Well, what if I don't want to/ What if its just for fun?/ But now, think I'm someone easy to step to?/ The chance comes, I get mad, ya better run!/
look not a lot of ya'll niggasz no me but this is t3ardr0p the improved hip hop make ya drop heart stop from one glock nd they say its the g00d ones tht get popped well as u can see no1 has been sh0t soo im tryna bring it bac like biggie took the spot nd i planned the pl0t new fortune times of click clocks not carin how the clock go tick tock i jus wana no what happen to real hip hop we got sum1 called lil wayne nd he sucks the major cock i wana big pun nd tupac improve in life as a rap on top
i got a bloody gun stewterer looks like a bloody cunt drugernautt is a punk beeziepatrol is a slut and skewbythaclown is a fagget he loves cocks in hes butt who wanna war with me u ladies poosee like hailey kim debbie slim shady is a crackhead baby and im hes father marshall mathers i eat all u crackerz
Eminem talks about money weed and bitches all the time dumbass:) (i don't have any) money. (I aen't got no) weed. (doesn't matter what race they are, all women are) bitches.
so any man who has many fans is never considered to be mentally challenged. but i only have half of a brain so my bodies not balanced. i could steal someones verses and put them on beat. i could strap a old woman to a car seat. then wait till she suffocates. if she suffers it will tougher to do the crime. but its more fun and anyways i have alot of time. so i wait then dump her body in a lake. and as i throw her out i make a face. then send a fake sucide note to her place!
I work part time shifts 4 days a week enough hours to stay on my feet to pay for these cigarettes i fiend gas to go to A to B tasks that i must succeed and occasionally that G of weed 20 a week is all i need to do what i need to do like go to class haurassed it in the ass finally on track never taking that path back to the past and being short of cash...fuck that
Now im recievein smells, like a witch repeating spells, i hear my demon dwell, like a band of receding bells, im depleting cells, skin to be exact, as a matter of fact, re-enact the riot act, im savin your back, as im waving my flag, towards these ragin fags, creatin raps, creating skin grafs with my laser nads, replacing craps, with amazing stats, so raise your hats.
anyman, anydude, anyday, anywhere, anyhow, and anyway, i'll spit a rap bout cooking food, then smack your face, i'll leave you scared, you'll shit your pants and run away, piss you off until your kidneys fail, my shits so crude, you'll think i'm catting bars from drake or lil wayne,
Any man Any boy girl women any man, any time day night yo... Ever look in a mirror and think your worse enemy is yourself// i cage myself and fight myself because to beat me I know would be a great accomplishment// Now I’ve just gave myself a ego-tistic compliment.// Which one of you grimey fucks gonna attempt to come in and be dominant// Your all incompetent reply and be left stomped// No srs reply, I actually want some competition…Reply and release the inner beast within me
Anyman that wishes to stand up and say fuck you Obama! you just f-ugly and gay/ i may be a stray cause i'm alone on this topic call me the prey, call me a motherfukin hobbit attack me with you words till i scream stop it! rap out some rhymes and ask me to top it fuck it, I'm just a lonely prophet or maby a gay man trapped in the closet either way I'm crazy so fuck all of you moppets
If you expect me/ then the more likely ill insect these/ lines and divide the whole fuckin left side of your spine/to the point where each of your joints start to collide/ a homicidal insecting suicidal thoughts into your mind/ untill you finally decide to grabb the butter knife/ and slit half of your wist and neck then realize/ its to late, so you state you loved your life/ while im standing a rooftop away, laughing and amazed, while you start stabbing away/
in my last rap cypher, i killed the whole crowed they died came backs as wights went to HMV and bought both of my albums twice, they sent feedback to my website and told me that my rappings nice, send you a finger from your kidnapped wife with a letter attached to it saying your spouse is fine, and to bring the ransom money to the traffic light on main street and leave it by the sign, but the truth is, i lied, cause your wife was in the crowed that night my record made everybody die
youve seen me demeaning my rhymes bleeding through my veins i strain till i stop breathing. its the way of the teachers, your place is on the bleachers, ill be doin this till the day im heard on the speakers. cheefin and speakin i'm reachin for another blunt to fly up high enough to the sky. catch me floatin, no backs approachin got this cute lady's snatch all roastin, thats enough jokes, as the blunt tokes i punt throats lookin to run shows, invisible, admissible, sippin some glicerol...no spac
@pk2791 yes it reminded me exactly of eminem, i mean allmost to the point someone should be gettin sued ur like the carlos mencia of rap. ps, i was talkin to stew not u pk2.
@stewsterer i just liked your comment, i think shadys dead at the moment and someone needs to dig him out of his grave- (role model reference). p.s how come its so hard for a white rapper to follow in the footsteps of shady some white rapper needs to develop a new style and get on it, but i think eminem (shady) murdered the alphabet- (i just dont give a fuck reference) so he's killed any other rappers chance really because he's said everything that can be said for a white rapper really.
@edisdead1 actually i think shady is great, but since hes the first good white rapper(lets not count vanilla ice in this) he had the advantage of being unique, and now u see all these motha fuckin white kids trying to copy him, except they are the new generation who sticks to rapping about money, sluts, and drugs, and rap is not just that, and shady is the one who brought lyrics that people could connect to, just like pac ang biggie, not some bs like lil wayne and drake, money weed and bitches..
masterbatin fuck lotion im goin straight to the after shave/ jackin off with my dick in flames, till it burns to ashes mane/ im beasty, your doin beastiality with the microphone/ shovin it up your ass ur nick names the sex animal/ ima cannibal, your my microclone/i gotta confession, ive finally figured out your depression/ive used up every word in the alphabet i need a new one before time lessens/ so listen to my lesson, sayin this shit one time with no questions/
yo/ im startin new/ smoke five blunts and end up like you/ sniffin glue/ till im so fucked up that my eyes are blue/ or dark red/ like kurt cobains head/ o wait thats in em line/ enough said/ im the freestyle king/ shit ill make your ears ring/ i was never good at ping/ pong/ suck on my slong/ you faggot as rappers on youtube need to get along/ haha il smoke you up like cheech an chong/ threw a bong/ or maybe a blunt/ kick you in your cunt/ lil faggot/ ill beat you up with a ratchet/ maggot
Chop your head into pieces, fill you with lead thats my thesis, passed you some mushrooms you must chew this beef shit, its cow shit so youre more butthead than beevis, You just cant conceive it when I drop heavy without a quiver hold it steady, shoot an arrow nicknamed the ripper-sharper than a machete, leave you lookin petty, hook shaped tip proved you clearly werent ready for this onslaught of chevy's, all these pawns got brains like spaghetti, came in contact with freddy
Hey kids want to hear some fun facts in gym class i never use to run laps, Im dumb fat a true scum cat,the type of person to get pushed and not shove back and like a dumb ass i was tricked and sat on a cushion filled with thumb tacks i got pointed and laughed at and ran outta the class yelling "you better hope i dont Come Back!" ill have guns, gats and oozis all strapped, rambo clip goes down my whole back and wit all that youll finally realize ive gone mad and my souls bad.
you cant fuck with my cuz im whack, ya girlfriend has a nice rack. i fucked her in your mama's bed stuck it in her ass while ya mama was giving her head, you phaggots cant rapp here have a tic tak ya breath stink's n you lyrics are whack stop talking smack your scary probly some little bitch fairy boy on steroids or some fat guy with hemroids. you think you can rapp? show me your skill cuz i can hit this shit faster than you can say for real
Yo im dead wrong,but alive right/Im the type that will call the cops durring a cat fight/Then get jumped in a alley in the middle of night/LIke why call the cops? idk cus im high/I do things i dont mean to do,like kids gettin killed during drive-byes/They call me a pussy,thats ok that means i have 9lives/I turn all things to a positive,like i see no wrong/I feed into polotics,then get killed in viet nam/You see it,yea its long/Fling bongs,till it hits yr mom then make her suck my ding dong haha
I dont smoke weed because it makes me hard, but people say if you consume to much you turn into a retard to which i reply shut the fuck up and don't criticize me, when your out getting fucked taking e's i came out with c's in english and maths were some other wankers came out with A's in getting smashed, their lives will go in flash for alcohol consumption leathering pints down their necks till the brain don't function, watch the junction, under the influence of drink.
Hurry up break the weed up before you get beat up,i need to smoke before i light the whole damn tree up,fuck it their it goes profits and all,i told you not to take so long ass hole,well here we go again back on the road again,walking the streets like a bunch of hooligans,who can we rob oo shit its you again,yup a couple of crazed bandits sorry luitenant,its all about dead presidents starting from washington ending with barack
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I craped my 2 girflriends with my 2 personal bitches , i like smoke weed with the dope pope , i feel the evil with pants , my brain its gone because i see much porn , fuck it give me 2 mics i'll write rymes for u and for me ,today is the day that the gay of green day gonna puke , he gonna listen my rimes i've got no problem if i fuck 2 bitches in a same time i drive drunk a mountain bike ohhh here we go is mike tyson ,i can fly , hi! my name is killerflow i fuck all the flows !!!!!
killerflowrecords 1 day ago
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killerflowrecords 1 day ago
fuck rap i'll take my pants off drop shit in the booth...
with that sick flow i'm talking bout a piss and a poop..
keep hitting u in the face until u missing a tooth...
cannibalistic eat flesh like pieces of fruit..
man fuck that other wack shit cuz this is the truth..
yeah...i'm the bees knees and the ankles...
quick to strangle u in room littered with candles..
proceed to dismantle get smacked with an anvil...
i'm a mountain u an an ant hill might get yo ass killed if u stand still...
Nizwiz411 1 week ago
tear off your testicles and eat you up like your a pretzel a fucken cannibal that doesn't digest vegetables,get an f on the report card a porn star cause i have the sexual intercourse charm,fuck i still carry a v-card my dick called me a retard cause I act immature rapping sinister marked up with 3 degree burns CrazyTrent01 whats up with your obscene verse?I dont know man cause i like to corrupt kids i love chirldren i want to fuck your girlfriend before the world ends
crazytrent01 2 weeks ago
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o the top comment is gay diss meh i will have your punchlines ricochet its going to feel real like getting jabbed in the rib cage,the speed of light is to slow for me you rappers ejaculate me orally restart ww2 bring in the Calvary swipe the sled clean bye leaving nothing but casualties i live a fantasy cause i cant even pa-them reality
crazytrent01 2 weeks ago
diss to cannibis down there
lilnoon513 1 month ago
my testicals are delectibal/..ur an intruletual/eff u canibis you cant handle this/they call me saton for a reason/u look like a stuck weed faced andinisaion/u never been on teson/u a fairy tale that no one beleives in/u say that u hot like biggie and pac/but all i see is a black version of rock master scott/man u like a nerdyr version of erkl/and when u try to smoke weed ur face go prpl.
lilnoon513 1 month ago
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@0:21 R uuuu the fuckin internet hiphop warden or awardin me with envy the greatest shyest of all energy just compliment me instead of pretendin me and trying to b my enemie im laughing already and u haven't seeeen the best of mee ya betta be the seed of the nesting scene that surpasses all Hate in yer veins haven't learned to crawl.....no need to go any further everbody hear heard and saww...yer dOOOooown Fall..ggggggyyyyyea!
hermit272727 1 month ago
/watch?v=-JByHBDc48Y&list=LLzt-lFVTWN7F_UVGgLPT6ng&index=1
Rap video i made, look at it, post the shit on Facebook and like and sub if you like it.
TheRealDezy 5 months ago
The cold shit that I'm flowin' makes it start snowin',
in the middle of summer,
it's a bummer that I crashed a Hummer,
into your house and killed a number
of slumbering sisters and they'll be dead soon,
I missed yours but I'll come back for the bedroom,
I fell off a sled while playin' Doom on PSP,
Don't you see that I'm the best MC who smokes trees,
roll up a bleeze and get a disease called Hep C,
step to me and you'll get shot in the knees.
getcruunkk 5 months ago
Rofl at people putting in effort...please realize that this is the internet and people can steal your lyrics.
209twitch 5 months ago 2
@209twitch Lol, the chances are, the good one's were already stolen anyway haha..
DFloVEVO 5 months ago
@DFloVEVO haha true. chances also are that these shitty rappers stole these shitty lyrics as well.
209twitch 5 months ago
YO i like big cock in my but you know what im saying. my rhymes are sprayin. i wanna suck @GMAN210F0EV3R and @OfficialKillaBull ' s dick yo yall rest of you are gay. you cant even get the top comments. i will get thumbs up in the thousands. So ill suck your dick if ur talking shit. I aint gay i just express my emotions. i seting of eriosins and explosions. i give ur daddy an orgie before 4 gee yo
Illrhymeslayer 5 months ago
@Illrhymeslayer u a guy?.
tupacalive7 4 months ago
@tupacalive7 Yeah hes a guy but hes a homosexual
Acapella2215 4 months ago
came to the video because of the sound\ now im here to take it back to the underground\ you could feed on this shit like chow \ that you got when you cut open that mad cow\ now fell the disease\ if you please\ tripping so hard i cant get out this tree\still creating better lyrics then that shit on glee\ like 123 you cant see me\ cuz im to far away, already at the peak\
Thatredeyejedi 6 months ago
@InsaneTRex94
YEAH THATS WHY ITS FUCKING STUPID
Insanely gay TREy shamed to say that his face just got chased by the tail end of a sprayed with laced yay razor blade
I can't wait till I get signed to aftermath and you little bitches cry and buy my shit
desertdude1234 6 months ago
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desertdude1234 6 months ago
YO
Illrhymeslayer 6 months ago
haha how come all these free styles use the words "razor blades"?
desertdude1234 6 months ago
yo check it, yo yo chicken, yo yo
tie you 2 a tow rope
& run you into a homeless mission Bozo
lAmWho 6 months ago
I'm throwing a homemade/ Assassins Blade/ Attached to a grenade/ Without the Pin in it/ right into your bathroom window with you in it/ Re arranging your internal organs/ like homeless orphans/ kick you in your wind pipe until your breath shortens/ Tell a friend/ how I re arranged your skeleton/ and exposed the medicine/ that keeps you from acting feminine/ I'm like a raging candle light/ wrapped in dynamite/ in the belly of a zombie with an mean appetite
GMAN210F0EV3R 6 months ago 2
Any man with a dick knows it takes erections to contridict pussy excitment, like getting wet so i can slip right in before hardness, disregarded my inlargment penis from maturing and paying attention to women cheatin, Rules arnt directions to play correctly if your still on the field celebrating benchless running around bases, Taking Girls on vacations is Letting her know your balls had been missed placed lost and gone missing call a cold case, Yo wife got evidence all traces lead to her face:)
BStud12 6 months ago
Check out my page. I have an Infinite Piano Remake. Tell me what you think.
ji20clk 7 months ago
Sick beat! been looking for it..
CuandoCaigaLaN0che 7 months ago
yo take to razor blades and sharpen them then get a tazer and staple ur ass witha stapler and of course u can take a damn eraser its there is it it take to hands for that equipment take to stands back is thats two seconds flat for that shit are u jimmy the rappest who takes them to his lab and feeds on fuckin children then puts taco suace all over his baken then go to 711 and bye this porno mag that i got from this kid named even oh wait i forgot to return this back to netflix
michaelt1020ful 7 months ago
yo yo, i leave the beat in vomit, i'm like a speedin' comet, i'll go inside your
house grab your cash and fuckin' bomb it.
i'll leave your girls throat throbbin, burnin' these niggas like im shishka bobbin'.
im so sick wit it, quick-witted, ya'll nigga better quit bitchin, sit down and
listen. you know i'm cookin' dat crack while i'm in the mutha fuckin' the kitchen
chrispoyaa 7 months ago
yo you should listin to me rap real quick
HUBTOWNxRECORDS 7 months ago
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Hello Everyone.I am a white rapper trying to get big and I have videos here on youtube. So far, I only have 1 song, called Its A Dream. For anyone who wants to see my video go to my channel. If you like the video, please like, comment and subscribe. I would appreciate it if you could tell any of your friends about this song Thanks for anyone who helps me out. I appreciate it. Just so everybody knows, the song is to the No Apologies Instrumental by Eminem
TheMCDeviousX 7 months ago
ill kill any man, who thnks me drivin a mini van is a scam, im funky and on the beat i go ham, yous chunky like porky tha pig eatin spam, dorky fucker you are!! better pucker cause my nuts arent far, from your dicksucker u retard, this me fuckin around cause im brown and in town,i think ill stick around
FSKingz 7 months ago
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beastialitey 7 months ago
i sit in a corner spittin a rhyme
when the doc comes and throws me a dime
i say thats it
he says u make more when u commit a crime
time and time again i try to get more even though im not really poor i just need the money to get surgery to alter my deep core more and more i keep getting worse i get worse everytime my girfriend buys another gucci purse next time she buys one imma fall and need a hurse wait maybe that will stop my curse
crazedchris98 7 months ago
I cut a mohawk into my head just to do it/t beat ya bitch witta wrench said screw it// im roothless,leave you toothless,kill you so fast leave you like a ghost,but fuckn boo-less//whos this?,loose your legs leave you shoeless// Hitler couldn't thinka this,guess he was useless//wanna scrap, fight me in the dark//grab a dog by the tail slit its throat,switch voice boxes n make u bark//lark down the ally with my stolen shopping cart//hid ya dead mother in the dumpster behind the shopping mart..
dRoc2692 8 months ago
got this reality t.v.,,, stuck ups hey everybody watch me watch me,,, i wnna b seen, like that guy charlie sheen, wen drug up he's mean, wen sober still not clean, 1 more drink of jim beam, now im the fckn dean, ill blow smoke in yah face w a cig, n if u black call u nig, can u dig, im the white boss pig, run u over high w/a big rig, so watch me watch me, thats who i wnt to be... trust III
penny2081 8 months ago
MetalMaskMilitia 8 months ago
@MetalMaskMilitia ill.
d0zi7 8 months ago
big breed of steads blowing trees i'm starting to see a billion bees in front of me lookin bleached no belief i ran hit the tree brother please back away form me i need to breath before the bright puts a end to me.....
2MCdeath 9 months ago
more fucked up than an ICU patient/Now im in luck cuz ICU naked/
Tryin to get it up, but its floppy like its bacon/I got whiskey dick like im from the Scottish nation/Gimme jus a second girl, please don’t b impatient/Wanna bust a nut, but im busted from the pavement/I think I broke my dick when I ate shit/Hopin I make it, scorin in holes, goals by ty seguin/My minds racin. bout to blow, im scar facin/Shovin my face into the pink and clean shaven/Worshipping a pussy idol, praisin clay aiken....
crazeddkidd 9 months ago
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nicolasgarney 9 months ago
@nicolasgarney why do u write the same thing on every instrumental?
beatbox3r 9 months ago
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d0zi7 9 months ago 16
@d0zi7
dude this is a result of to much Slim Shady
but im not complianing...nice
TheGR1Nd 9 months ago in playlist Eminem Instrumentals
@TheGR1Nd won't lie dude I've been bumping sslp all week. thanks man
d0zi7 9 months ago
@d0zi7 Hahahaha Nice.
Jo3yLan3 8 months ago
I like to drink GATORADE// will the doctor OPERATES// with all this energy i begin to DEMONSTRATE// how to properly fuck a busty nurse on a DINNER PLATE// and have her sisters next in line tellem to MASTERBATE//then her father knocked on the door HARD// i kept my right first on GAURD// to lay him out like a PLAYING CARD//but then he went AWAY// i said haha its me and you TODAY //stuck my dick down her throat while she vomit and CHOKED// and went around in her mouth like Wheels on a BIKE SPOKES!
GMAN210F0EV3R 9 months ago 18
@GMAN210F0EV3R you have talent, keep doing what you do because with your skills it will get you somewhere.
eminemoffciall 9 months ago
@GMAN210F0EV3R ammaturely not bad
rmkenney55 6 months ago
@GMAN210F0EV3R Haha These guys are funny. Its my turn Well curse me with herbs and spices.Why do chinese people walk with closed eys,They even make clones of themselves Im godzilla in disguise,Your a dead nigga But im not racist I think everyone should own one,Thats why I own this Press the dislike button ahaha
MrKPUNK65 4 months ago
@MrKPUNK65 my turn............hey i didnt mean to alarm you/ when i sliced you from the shoulder down to disarm you/ sickest muthafucker to ever hold a cordless/ instead of rapping just stick to singing the chorus/ i talk with a off rhythm/ when i preform exorcism/ on pregnant bitches with autism/ your the one i direct my killing spree towards/ then i get spiritual and beat you to death with a wigi board/ embrace the horror/ of getting tortured and slaughtered then get drowned in holy water/
GMAN210F0EV3R 4 months ago
@GMAN210F0EV3R Cut em Up shit Em up,Throw you up I dont give a fck,If you think Its good then apply by the rules Beat you in front of your mom you aint old school? Is it clear That im just imagination I dont know you But your just another,Mother fucker whos Mom I happend to bend over my knee shaved her as hairs rolled it up in a blunt and made you smoke Il skin you alive,I looked at yourr you tube page you look all high wait no those are Tears in your eyes.I had fun So goodbye Deceased 65
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MrScorpionseeds 9 months ago
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met a fat kid who likes to eat cake everyday,
so fat you cant see his bones through an x-ray,
all you see is lickerish bones that are made of sugar,
but it tastes like a juicy green and red booger ,
i remember one day he was so damn hungry,
we wanted to go eat but his mom didnt give him money,
so he felt like he wanted to starve to death,
i told him to calm down a catch his own breath,
so i told him bout his lickerish bones,
before ya know it he was eatin himself like he was eatin scones
MECLax5 9 months ago
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MECLax5 9 months ago
il run into hospital fuck every one with aids// im clearly in need of some help // i took a yelp when this ladies tupe hit the floor called her bloody whore // went to the hit the door lupe headed bitch tryed to molest me i said im not into sess sis went back to texas // flex my vocals like transit lines panic my shit cuz im xanex dont make since i gotta go but beat hasnt finish so i type til i hear silence almost there to find this word i dis to i miss old em shit im all in meanin i dropped
tomwhotomme 10 months ago
lol you guys gotta learn to be original
xXrerunitXx 10 months ago
@xXrerunitXx original?
People look at me! like "that dude is not a gay"
then i explain what i wanna do to Matthew Mcconaughey
my list involves lube, glass cubes n condom glaze
bare hands, two clamps and bronzer spray
lets play tummy sticks, just needa cock or two
"how to lose a guy in tend days" is so awesome dude
i jack off while watching it, leave sum monster goo
taking notes on the movie learn what not to do
that's a promise.. like pummeling preteen prostitutes with parts of a priest
d0zi7 9 months ago
@xXrerunitXx no homo
d0zi7 9 months ago
just wondering what software do you use to make youtube videos guys coz windows movie maker wont let me save it as any other file part from 'windows movie maker prodjects'?!?!
oh and good instrumental, i love it and eminem!
JORDANMILROSE 10 months ago
Song is called "fucking crazy" from "the fucking crazy" mixtape. alot of people call it "anyman" but the real name is "fucking crazy" :)
JacksBeatz 10 months ago
i keep it cool, i tell the teacher to stay in school, and tell the kids to do swandives into shallow pools, i act a fool, i eat a hundred prunes and take a shit inside your living room, like 'heres a stool', but i bet you wouldn't sit on it, now pay attention bitch, i could never sit still without the use of rittalin, now i'm snorting adderal just for the shit of it, you pricks can't prefrom, you wouldn't break a leg if your bones were the brittlest
N1CKROCKZ 11 months ago
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icidagod365 11 months ago
im keepin the kids cool like baby bonnets/
but not to sure the radio will play me on it/
mainstream raps a fadeing product it said in pen/
the best of rap died with pac n just kept alive for eminem/
but then again the scenes perscripted with medicine/
dumbin down the lyrics and artist intelligence/
no one praise's veterins or even say dj let it spin/
its no longer art its a biz for the fat cats to settle in/
RAZENT01 11 months ago 2
u see i was born and formed from slim shadys vomet/
when we were both sent from outer space off of haties comet/
i became crazy from it like a spiked drink at an 80's concert/
but it taste so good that even all the ladies want it/
abusive with a tazer n razors cageing hobbits/
sing ompa lompa tune at em till my girls like "baby stop it"/
but i guess hip hop just sort of made me honest/
i even amaze me from it with my skill and amazing knowlage/
RAZENT01 11 months ago 2
1. I told my P.O I was sober, meaning I only took 8 pulls
oh and it mighta slipped my mind the blunt was laced full
of pcp & coke, so when they see me in court
read the toxicolo-gy report, they'll probably resort
to forcibly escort me while they read and sort deeds
throw me in a cell and try & keep me til I'm forty
but fuck that, I'm just tryin live fast & die young
while the judge's wakin up with a horsehead beside 'em
charges multiply 'em, I still don't give a fuck
CentHunned 11 months ago 3
@CentHunned noww see them top comments are liked by muhfuckers who cant even spit, i spit this shit like i wrote it and it came out on beat, props myy dude, you rappin legit hit me for a collab on the tip!
realityaint4me 11 months ago
@realityaint4me word, that's what's up, thanks for the feedback.
CentHunned 11 months ago
2. middle fingers stick em up, while I'm kissin on a blunt
never brag about the money this rap shit dont give enuff
invitin bitches over tho I'm livin in my truck
catch me hittin on ya slut with my finger up her cunt
she dont wanna give it up? Give that bitch an uppercut
but who we really kiddin? You can tell she luvs to fuck
I'll rub her, stuff her, fuck her & when I bust a nut
tell her pack her shit kick her out & then I'll cuss her up
after that she's tellin ya "we're gonna have another son!"
CentHunned 11 months ago
check the mic skill/ i kill like michael/ i chill with psychos/ i built a hill full vicodins/ dove in like wealthy duck/ i was loven it/ untill i o'deed on o'dweeds/ my chiba got fleas jumpin out/ yellin at me "what the fuck'/ im in love with voodoo/ so you now know it was true/ i was rocking out sniffing glue with nothing else to do/ so teacher screw you/
TheAD5TH 11 months ago
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This is a great song that I always like to play/ I'm crazy, I'm disastrous just like Y2K/ No one's heard of me I have never had fame/ I'm nothin and i barely even have a rap name/ I walked into a mcdonald's and spotted a fat chick/ She gave me the bedroom eyes. What? You want this dick?/ I ran over to her just to laugh in her face/ Saw her sexy friend and came all over the place/ Fuckin fat bitch! Guess what? Chivalry's dead/ So go tell your hot friend to start givin me head!/ By: Nothin
Id0ntg1veafuck 11 months ago
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Id0ntg1veafuck 11 months ago
oops type error i meant to say : im just letn you know that i aint haven it here
MBBCetanu 11 months ago
i typed that just ta be funny XD
MBBCetanu 11 months ago
im just another rapper thats gota master plan
im kinda laid back hangin around like jackie chan
smokin this weed up faster than bob marley can
sippen on this liqure damn i can hardly stand
lookin at fine bitches thinkin of getn digits
i soberd up and found out it was combined midgets
she got punchd in her teeth and replacedem with them with chicklets
then we went to the mall gota drink an some movie tickets
she swallowed her teeth gave me some brain an showd me the buisness
damn need more space.
MBBCetanu 11 months ago
EmceeWraith 11 months ago
@EmceeWraith yo im lookin at cali home of the faggots an queers
im just letn you that i aint even haven it here
im one of the fuckin best thats even rappen this year
try ta touch me on the ass and thats a gun blast ta the ear
whos causen destruction yea the disaster is near
my mind is a hurricane beta grab ya pastor in fear
hurricane yung legend yea the bastard is here
rapin is my hobby im trien ta make that my career
XD
MBBCetanu 11 months ago
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This is a great song that I always like to play/ I'm crazy, I'm disastrous just like Y2K/ No one's heard of me I have never had fame/ I'm nothin and i barely even have a rap name/ I walked into a mcdonald's and spotted a fat chick/ She gave me the bedroom eyes. What? You want this dick?/ I ran over to her just to laugh in her face/ Saw her sexy friend and came all over the place/ Fuckin fat bitch! Guess what? Chivalry's dead/ So go tell your hot friend to start givin me head!/ By: Nothin
Id0ntg1veafuck 11 months ago
more bullets blazing makin muthafuckas duct the ground and start grazing like animals im a canibal go insane with the mic spit shit thats not right but too tight chewing on ya muthafuckaz like mike and ikes while smokin the greenest kush while ya beating around the bush if i was you i check my gurl cuz im probably fingereing yours in the tush real shit got this real spit pass that blunt and im bout to get real hit real quik~ D
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EmceeWraith 1 year ago
look not a lot of ya'll niggasz no me but this is t3ardr0p the improved hip hop make ya drop heart stop from one glock nd they say its the g00d ones tht get popped well as u can see no1 has been sh0t soo im tryna bring it bac like biggie took the spot nd i planned the pl0t new fortune times of click clocks not carin how the clock go tick tock i jus wana no what happen to real hip hop we got sum1 called lil wayne nd he sucks the major cock i wana big pun nd tupac improve in life as a rap on top
T3ardr0p187 1 year ago
i got a bloody gun stewterer looks like a bloody cunt drugernautt is a punk beeziepatrol is a slut and skewbythaclown is a fagget he loves cocks in hes butt who wanna war with me u ladies poosee like hailey kim debbie slim shady is a crackhead baby and im hes father marshall mathers i eat all u crackerz
SHADYViLLERECORDS 1 year ago
i drink absinthe after i chew all 6 lortab tablets
shit got drastic, I suffocated a plastic surgeon with plastic
my incredible rhymes are incredibility fantastic
yes i said said "fantastic", suck a fantastic fat dick
go out drinking, wake up with scrapes on my body and shit
probably from fighting your ape-like mustache having fat bitch
went to work and get fired, it didn't make any sense
something about "i'll be your fucking waiter and you best leave me a tip"
withperfecttiming 1 year ago
@withperfecttiming and yes, i'm purposely trying to rhyme like eminem.
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withperfecttiming 1 year ago
Eminem talks about money weed and bitches all the time dumbass:) (i don't have any) money. (I aen't got no) weed. (doesn't matter what race they are, all women are) bitches.
Smokinsourd 1 year ago
so any man who has many fans is never considered to be mentally challenged. but i only have half of a brain so my bodies not balanced. i could steal someones verses and put them on beat. i could strap a old woman to a car seat. then wait till she suffocates. if she suffers it will tougher to do the crime. but its more fun and anyways i have alot of time. so i wait then dump her body in a lake. and as i throw her out i make a face. then send a fake sucide note to her place!
farooqali1136 1 year ago
Cock the gun/ get my bitch and squeeze her left bun
24 in and left her stunned, 2 balls full heavy hair
after she licked it i was suprised it wasnt there,
bit my dick but i didnt even care, looks up and stairs
let losee and cum she said it wasnt fair.
so i flipped her into a 69 position just so she could stop bitchin
then had to get her to suck so more and that was a mission.
she pushed me away asked for the $ and so i killed her so i wouldnt pay,
to late now & thts what i gotta say
CookiiieeJarr 1 year ago
Metal7240 1 year ago
Walked in a strip club gun on my waist, slapped some drug dealers sellin some ace, sprayed a bodyguard with his own mase,
directly into the face, he absorded and said ( dude what the fuck is yur problem)
i said you bitch put up ya fists lets solve them,
he said (naw man its cool im not ready for this)I said fine than bend over and swallow my piss,
grow some tits, cus you dont have balls, go find yo self a nice dude at the mall
Beeziepatrol 1 year ago
On the run, from mum, six shoes and a bubble gum, to eat from ,
I think it's fun, yerstday i got son , anybody and none , got the bitch to cum ,
She said come , i said no, I walked there slowmo , she threw a knife and called me
homo , i runed away and she said don't Go , i didn't walked i run cuz she was
loco, I hide in underground under town with a glock with one round , the sound
of an bitch loud, she said she's something i can't live without,
Now i'm gonna move to the south
JolleABaz 1 year ago
doubledensity69 1 year ago
anyman, anydude, anyday, anywhere, anyhow, and anyway, i'll spit a rap bout cooking food, then smack your face, i'll leave you scared, you'll shit your pants and run away, piss you off until your kidneys fail, my shits so crude, you'll think i'm catting bars from drake or lil wayne,
N1CKROCKZ 1 year ago
@Drugernautt
Nice one
TuonsLes 1 year ago
Tilyard123456 1 year ago
@Drugernautt dope.
Nizwiz411 1 year ago
Anyman that wishes to stand up and say fuck you Obama! you just f-ugly and gay/ i may be a stray cause i'm alone on this topic call me the prey, call me a motherfukin hobbit attack me with you words till i scream stop it! rap out some rhymes and ask me to top it fuck it, I'm just a lonely prophet or maby a gay man trapped in the closet either way I'm crazy so fuck all of you moppets
MrNescient 1 year ago
If you expect me/ then the more likely ill insect these/ lines and divide the whole fuckin left side of your spine/to the point where each of your joints start to collide/ a homicidal insecting suicidal thoughts into your mind/ untill you finally decide to grabb the butter knife/ and slit half of your wist and neck then realize/ its to late, so you state you loved your life/ while im standing a rooftop away, laughing and amazed, while you start stabbing away/
nxtrapper 1 year ago
in my last rap cypher, i killed the whole crowed they died came backs as wights went to HMV and bought both of my albums twice, they sent feedback to my website and told me that my rappings nice, send you a finger from your kidnapped wife with a letter attached to it saying your spouse is fine, and to bring the ransom money to the traffic light on main street and leave it by the sign, but the truth is, i lied, cause your wife was in the crowed that night my record made everybody die
N1CKROCKZ 1 year ago
youve seen me demeaning my rhymes bleeding through my veins i strain till i stop breathing. its the way of the teachers, your place is on the bleachers, ill be doin this till the day im heard on the speakers. cheefin and speakin i'm reachin for another blunt to fly up high enough to the sky. catch me floatin, no backs approachin got this cute lady's snatch all roastin, thats enough jokes, as the blunt tokes i punt throats lookin to run shows, invisible, admissible, sippin some glicerol...no spac
mattyz09 1 year ago
@mattyz09 i like it
stewsterer 1 year ago
Lyrical madman let loose and on the run
Walked in a church drunk with two knives and a gun
And just for fun, I stabbed the preacher in the lung
Quick he's not breathing somebody call 911!
Thats when I jetted out the back door in a daze
Middle finger out the window as a drove away
I grabbed a shovel a drove to the cemetary blazed
and crazy enough to try and dig hip hop outa its grave
Now Im druggd up spittin over a steel mic
While I bite thru my tongue jus to see what it would feel like
stewsterer 1 year ago 47
@stewsterer That was really good, reminded me of the Eminem from the Slim Shady LP days
pk2791 1 year ago
@pk2791 yes it reminded me exactly of eminem, i mean allmost to the point someone should be gettin sued ur like the carlos mencia of rap.
edisdead1 1 year ago
@pk2791 yes it reminded me exactly of eminem, i mean allmost to the point someone should be gettin sued ur like the carlos mencia of rap. ps, i was talkin to stew not u pk2.
edisdead1 1 year ago
@edisdead1 I'll take that as a compliment lol. I like his flow and style and I'm really pissed that it's not around anymore you know?
stewsterer 1 year ago
@stewsterer i just liked your comment, i think shadys dead at the moment and someone needs to dig him out of his grave- (role model reference). p.s how come its so hard for a white rapper to follow in the footsteps of shady some white rapper needs to develop a new style and get on it, but i think eminem (shady) murdered the alphabet- (i just dont give a fuck reference) so he's killed any other rappers chance really because he's said everything that can be said for a white rapper really.
edisdead1 1 year ago
@edisdead1 actually i think shady is great, but since hes the first good white rapper(lets not count vanilla ice in this) he had the advantage of being unique, and now u see all these motha fuckin white kids trying to copy him, except they are the new generation who sticks to rapping about money, sluts, and drugs, and rap is not just that, and shady is the one who brought lyrics that people could connect to, just like pac ang biggie, not some bs like lil wayne and drake, money weed and bitches..
Superidiots121 1 year ago
@Superidiots121 true, true.
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stewsterer 1 year ago
lets see who gots the balls to spit sum words first
kill both of you off just to see which will merge first
Stomp you out on the streets till we disperse dirt, born a demon or better yet a birth curse
that drinks liqour than yells out curse words
giving out a bomb to earth hittin ya turf first
to bury ya crew deep in earths dirt
step up to beeziepatrol to get served first, im just an alien whos chosen earth first
to do drivebys working on my third herse
Beeziepatrol 1 year ago
@stewsterer lyrical madman, please where you find those rhymes in the trashcan?
suckin dick for free
seems to gotten you so far,
cause now when you spit you actually come hard,
yeah im talking shit bitch, stick to your day job
the graveyard? really?
is you a hillbilly bet you smiling at home like yo, youtube really feel me!!
but yo im fuckin with you, no hard feelings, later i'll see ya
oops my bad dogg don't get any ideas!!! >:]
realityaint4me 11 months ago
Illiterate Nice Guy, Strung Tight On Tha Jog
Jumped In Tha CrackHouse With Tha Tech And My Dawg
And Just For Kicks, Shot All Them Fuks, Smoke All They Rock. Leavin A Fog
Walked Out Tha Back Like Nothin Fukin Happened
Makin Hoes My Maids, Like MothFukin Batman
I Grabbed A Pick Axe, Off To Giant Stadium
Heard Hoffa's Back Tryin Eat Cranium
Now Im DopeSick, Hurlin In Tha Studio
Aint No Draft Bust, So Fuk Ricky Rubio.
PlowThrough8 10 months ago
@stewsterer not bad
dat1guywhoraps 9 months ago
@stewsterer
This is fucking amazing hahaha this shit is how em used to be
BJJisLove 9 months ago
@stewsterer
I like to spray techs, I may step into ur house kidnap your wife & make this ransom twice ur pay check.
This aint black & white like when I play chess, cause when I fillet flesh there's no survivors like plane wrecks.
My rhymes are so sick they need a strait vest, or jacket, but i dont give a fuck they still thrill even if they dont make sense.
Yo this is Stewsterer.. this is my second account check it out if you liked my rhymes.
studawg19 8 months ago
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studawg19 8 months ago
@studawg19 confirming this
stewsterer 8 months ago
masterbatin fuck lotion im goin straight to the after shave/ jackin off with my dick in flames, till it burns to ashes mane/ im beasty, your doin beastiality with the microphone/ shovin it up your ass ur nick names the sex animal/ ima cannibal, your my microclone/i gotta confession, ive finally figured out your depression/ive used up every word in the alphabet i need a new one before time lessens/ so listen to my lesson, sayin this shit one time with no questions/
cocoaball77 1 year ago
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So u grew 3 hairs on u'r dick like yesterday?
went on youtube and wanted to impress me?
well ima tell u what,my eyes are as red as satans dick
but i can still read u'r lines to see u're just a prick
i'm tired of all u faked rappers,you're making me sick
u'r lucky, this weed chills me as winter itself
otherwise i'd ripped u're skull out and place it to the other ones on my shelf
u little rat, i would beat u up with my baseball bat
but instead of wasting my time with that
ima roll a blunt,a fat
Timtothez 1 year ago
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So u grew 3 hairs on u'r dick like yesterday?
went on youtube and wanted to impress me?
well ima tell u what,my eyes are as red as satans dick
but i can still read u'r lines to see u're just a prick
i'm tired of all u faked rappers,you're making me sick
u'r lucky, this weed chills me as winter itself
otherwise i'd ripped u're skull out and place it to the other ones on my shelf
u little rat, i would beat u up with my baseball bat
but instead of wasting my time with that
ima roll a blunt,a fat
Timtothez 1 year ago
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Timtothez 1 year ago
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So u got 3 hairs on ur dick like yesterday?
thought ur cool now,went on youtube and want impress me?
well ima tell u what,my eyes are as red as satans dick
but i can still read ur lines to see ur just a prick
im tired of all u faked rappers,ur making me sick
Lucky for u this weed chills me as winter itself
otherwise id ripped ur skull out and place it to the other ones on my shelf
u little rat,i would beat u up with my baseballbat
But instead of wasting my time with that
ima roll a blunt,a fat
Timtothez 1 year ago
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Timtothez 1 year ago
yo/ im startin new/ smoke five blunts and end up like you/ sniffin glue/ till im so fucked up that my eyes are blue/ or dark red/ like kurt cobains head/ o wait thats in em line/ enough said/ im the freestyle king/ shit ill make your ears ring/ i was never good at ping/ pong/ suck on my slong/ you faggot as rappers on youtube need to get along/ haha il smoke you up like cheech an chong/ threw a bong/ or maybe a blunt/ kick you in your cunt/ lil faggot/ ill beat you up with a ratchet/ maggot
lovinitall21 1 year ago
Smoke a blunt til u fall or drink til u puke. I'm high as a plane with no parachute. Hahahahahahahahah
Smokinsourd 1 year ago
Start from my first (the most bottom) post to up. and tell me what u guys think.
BeAnBeAn22 1 year ago
Grim repear wanna get me but I'm a soul suvivor.
Tell Death he can't get me watch me as I roll these tires,
of my getaway car. Grim wanna see me ghost ride, I don't know why just eat the bullets of my four-five
as I drive away in my lo-ride my path is so wide there aint no stop signs its just go till I die.
BeAnBeAn22 1 year ago
They party and fornicate 'till their bill payments are 4 months late.
The repoman comes and kicks their house door down, "wait". Gimme some more time please, he says.
Blame it all on horny Kate, she seduced me into spending all my money on porches and steak.
Yeah, porterhouse steak. Moral of the story is fuck what you heard, anyone tells you bullshit just give em
the mofoing bird. Word.
BeAnBeAn22 1 year ago
Look at all these celebs got the HIv. And the rest of em sufferin' from the AID. S.
Pumpin' drugs into they chest and smoke so much cess their brain run on 15 percent or less. Yes.
The label just fired them. Now no one will hire em.
They do whatever it takes for the company to get paid off.
Now they got no job so all they do is fuck, guess that's why they call it laid off.
They party and fornicate 'till their bill payments are 4 months late.
BeAnBeAn22 1 year ago
@BeAnBeAn22 fact: people's brains work on less than 1%
kmanlovinminaj 1 year ago
@kmanlovinminaj lol ok but lyrically what do u think. its completely original. i actually wrote it to the beat wanksta.
BeAnBeAn22 1 year ago
@BeAnBeAn22 overall it deserves to be a hip-hop star's verses
kmanlovinminaj 1 year ago
Don't get me wrong, I ain't misogynistic.
Quit runnin' your mouth, put it to better use. Massage your lips bitch.
For those of you who think God is twisted. You can gob a big dick.
I ain't sadistic or masochistic, but I'll never give a crap or piss bitch. Suck it.
BeAnBeAn22 1 year ago
So while insanity lurked. Just around the corner.
The snake saw eve, and got a boner. So it prepared some fruit to trick her with.
Eve was like "is that the same dude I took a picture with?"
He was like no no, come on, just eat a little bit.
Now I'm guilty here with the sin and I'm payin' for it.
BeAnBeAn22 1 year ago
Cuz I don't give a fuck, give a shit, give a piss, give a lick.
Cuz once this worlds mine ima shove a stick up its dick.
Can you read my lips bitch? That's right, dick. It ain't Mother Earth.
It's Father Earth, cuz it takes some huge ass balls to handle my birth.
After all Adam was made first. Humanity never gave a fuck since birth.
BeAnBeAn22 1 year ago
Chop your head into pieces, fill you with lead thats my thesis, passed you some mushrooms you must chew this beef shit, its cow shit so youre more butthead than beevis, You just cant conceive it when I drop heavy without a quiver hold it steady, shoot an arrow nicknamed the ripper-sharper than a machete, leave you lookin petty, hook shaped tip proved you clearly werent ready for this onslaught of chevy's, all these pawns got brains like spaghetti, came in contact with freddy
KtownLoque 1 year ago
Hey kids want to hear some fun facts in gym class i never use to run laps, Im dumb fat a true scum cat,the type of person to get pushed and not shove back and like a dumb ass i was tricked and sat on a cushion filled with thumb tacks i got pointed and laughed at and ran outta the class yelling "you better hope i dont Come Back!" ill have guns, gats and oozis all strapped, rambo clip goes down my whole back and wit all that youll finally realize ive gone mad and my souls bad.
Troz87 1 year ago
@Troz87 you suck kid
denverstoner420 1 year ago
@denverstoner420 haha lets see you spit
steven781227 1 year ago
cause, any man.. wanna be as real as me,
cant even close to compete, clearly you can see
your skill and mine is like grapes compared to wine,
one's far ahead while the other's left behind
and thats you sucka.. cause you cant beat me
i can spit hard and fast, my style stands free.
alexanderherman707 1 year ago
I Put The Funk in the Fresh
I Put my pump in her dress
Turn a chump to a mess
Whut? punk'd n' Compressed
Like the Dumpster Trash, Yeeesss...
You arn't Sick as the flew, You cant do what i do
Im like Ali in a groove, Even in Cali Im Cool.
horechka61 1 year ago
yo check it
you cant fuck with my cuz im whack, ya girlfriend has a nice rack. i fucked her in your mama's bed stuck it in her ass while ya mama was giving her head, you phaggots cant rapp here have a tic tak ya breath stink's n you lyrics are whack stop talking smack your scary probly some little bitch fairy boy on steroids or some fat guy with hemroids. you think you can rapp? show me your skill cuz i can hit this shit faster than you can say for real
eminemlyricst 1 year ago
@eminemlyricst Ooooh...you are garbage. Please, if this is what you aspire to be, don't to it to yourself.
LegendaryElite 1 year ago
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KtownLoque 1 year ago
Yo im dead wrong,but alive right/Im the type that will call the cops durring a cat fight/Then get jumped in a alley in the middle of night/LIke why call the cops? idk cus im high/I do things i dont mean to do,like kids gettin killed during drive-byes/They call me a pussy,thats ok that means i have 9lives/I turn all things to a positive,like i see no wrong/I feed into polotics,then get killed in viet nam/You see it,yea its long/Fling bongs,till it hits yr mom then make her suck my ding dong haha
kingadalou 1 year ago
@kingadalou politics*.. drive-by* .... and that was hella dumb
MrSourNutz 1 year ago
@kingadalou no.
alexanderherman707 1 year ago
I dont smoke weed because it makes me hard, but people say if you consume to much you turn into a retard to which i reply shut the fuck up and don't criticize me, when your out getting fucked taking e's i came out with c's in english and maths were some other wankers came out with A's in getting smashed, their lives will go in flash for alcohol consumption leathering pints down their necks till the brain don't function, watch the junction, under the influence of drink.
back2flow 1 year ago
@ip0pajuniiq3
which one? because both rhymed, you're obviously a bit inept.
N1CKROCKZ 1 year ago
Hurry up break the weed up before you get beat up,i need to smoke before i light the whole damn tree up,fuck it their it goes profits and all,i told you not to take so long ass hole,well here we go again back on the road again,walking the streets like a bunch of hooligans,who can we rob oo shit its you again,yup a couple of crazed bandits sorry luitenant,its all about dead presidents starting from washington ending with barack