Louis C.K. on Jimmy Kimmel Live PART 1

[AllGameNoCake]

Greggs Place. Baileys.

[casxadw]

why didnt he throw away the tempons on the way home

[moviefreak183]

does he poop out of his penis.

[ElementOfficialTV]

this is so weird to watch this after watching louie. i feel like i know him personally.

[cmptrwhz31]

I now steal tampons. LOL!!!! Louie is the man! He tells it how it is and makes no apologies. Watch his series on Netflix he's Hilarious <<< his stand up. and no I don't work for Louie or Netflix.

[rshiwman]

Louie is the fucking man

[mmtna]

my parents always knew where I was because they never let me out of the house until I was 18

[PrimeTimeJprime]

@mmtna That's just bad parenting

[mmtna]

@PrimeTimeJprime I know right.

[cmptrwhz31]

@mmtna I was always lost at the mall or store by the police now I know what that meant. : (

[Supaduck0]

Louis being a Mexican isn't that much of a secret. He does kind of look Mexican

[Shredderman186]

12 people have clearly never stolen tampons before.

[cmptrwhz31]

@Shredderman186 LOL! right. I buy them for my gf because I wanna make her happy. and not the cheap ones either. gotta have the Kotex Pearl ones. lol!

[usafadb]

That is one of the funniest stories I've ever heard haha

[Ur0pinionDoesntCount]

favourite walking boss of all time

[skillz139]

ewwwww.... "YES" lmaoooooo

[helix537]

babies in the garbage

[ToolsnFire]

what are they talking about? nothing

[00belief00]

he looks like crap .. whats wrong with him ?? is it the divorce ??

[drago884]

Luis' mom all like 'WHAT THE,,, - !! '

[VelaToNorma7]

I liked him on Parks & Rec. before I found out he's a beaner.

[Buddypalbro]

@VelaToNorma7 He's half white or something so I guess that means you only half like him then... But look at the "maintain eye contact" shit in the related vids and tell me you wish all spanish people didn't exist. And don't fucking lie, I bet louie could use his half spanish/whatever side to hook you up with her if you asked nicely and weren't a buttpickle about it.

[kook1028]

@Buddypalbro buttpickle...im using that! NICE!

[DelbyC]

@Buddypalbro

Uh, what in the bloody hell are you going on about about, i mean you can clearly see he's white. Both parents of european decent, mom's Spaniard and his dad's Hungarian, he's not half of anything.

[cmptrwhz31]

@DelbyC Louie is clearly Irish. :P

[DelbyC]

@cmptrwhz31

I agree but, do you mean of Celtic decent? he clearly seems to be, i suspect of Continental-Celt decent. Bród Gaelach !

[MattCadillac]

@DelbyC You're both wrong. He's actually technically Mexican, and half either Romanian or Hungarian.

[Inferno41]

@MattCadillac yep. Half irish (his mom) and on his dad's side, mixed mexican and hungarian jew. No joke.

[Inferno41]

@Inferno41 And he lived in mexico until he was 9. There's an opie and anthony radio excerpt on youtube somewhere where he lays it out (and it's hilarious too).

[kook1028]

@VelaToNorma7 you're a shithead....seriously...

[prawnbear]

funny



[YUGIOHbuyANDsell]

can anyone explain why i have a HUGE boner?

[alwaysasn]

Perhaps... nay IS the best comedian out there

[TurkeyProphet]

He's totally wrong. There are plenty of shitty parents out there.

[JagSmakarSkit]

@TurkeyProphet There are no shitty parents, just shitty people. Bad parents aren't parents, they're monsters.

[FrettingCajarot]

Jimmy and Louie have great hetero-sexual chemistry.

[ReachGameplay]

He took the lead there

[booriley781]

"Maybe I'd keep my mom with cheap tampons for ten years" Rofl, words I would only suspect came out of Louie's head

[Pian0Mon]

Hungarian too! Holla! :)

[budapetermann]

He's ma' favorite mexican!

[JSHEP73]

Somebody please let me know of a comedian funnier than CK!!!

[Livicsf]

@JSHEP73

That would be impossible.

[StrawberryBigMac]

Greg's dad is snoop dogg?

[Deltrix4762]

"That's Greg's Dad for you." no shut the fuck up

[NickRohla25]

I think jimmy kimmel needs glasses



[BigkKinny]

Glad Jimmy doesn't talk all through the interview like Jay Leno.

[GrandmasterBBC]

hero

[prunejuicebob]

Does this guy poop out of his penis?

[Bastardozer]

hahahahaha

[Bastardozer]

@Bastardozer correction.... HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Bastardozer]

@Bastardozer "maybe she used them for ten years"

[SuperDontKare]

Its not like they expire

[DaNo44]

That tampon story just made me laugh so hard. Good show ol boy

[justentime77]

@mongolenpup Good point and now that I think about it I do see the similarity in Carlin's later work.

[justentime77]

@mongolenpup The person who COMPLETELY ripped off Hicks was Dennis Leary, who stole his act almost word for word with his entire routine! Hicks and Leary were good friends until Dennis released 'No Cure For Cancer' which was taken verbatim from Bill's stand up act. If anything, Hicks was influenced by Carlin who didn't give a shit what anyone thought forty years ago and was sharp as a tack!

[justentime77]

@yngwierulez ....and Richard Pryor!

[CrackTownPooner]

if half the people in this world had the same views as louis this world would be a better place

[NexisFilms]

Show me any other celebrity who dares to come to a show wearing THIS !!

Louis doesn't give a FUCK !!@..

Love him ....

[ghostgate82]

@yngwierulez You forgot Todd Berry and Chris Hardwick.

[ThatCanadianGuy420]

@ghostgate82

Chris hardwick? what are, 15?

[deputydog1132]

that's greg's dad for ya

[yebra1031]

Louis just knows how to put me in a better mood.

[berkev8795]

@yebra1031 except when you watch Louie, its great but depressing as fuck at the same time

[bsloan377]

@yngwierulez  Hell yea

[AingealDubh]

@yngwierulez Billy Connolly and Doug Stanhope as well...

[qwasd0r]

@yngwierulez Lewis Black

[WillMorebucks]

Funniest secret Mexican ever

[Oxyfresch]

@WillMorebucks lol he's more white than mexican don't u think? XD

[DoemanBlog]

@Oxyfresch - dont ruin the joke XD

[spicmanz]

@Oxyfresch no hes more mexican, he was raised there till he was like ten or something. spanish is his first language, (well was,he forgot now.)

[soadhabit]

@Oxyfresch why does it matter

[RussX5Z]

@WillMorebucks Mexican???

[ArtemisFunk]

@RussX5Z Yep, surprised me too!

[kalllesvensson]

@WillMorebucks well he is only one fourth mexican....

Which means that he is only 1/8 native american....

Most mexicans are usually 1/2 native american

[HandsomeNamed]

@kalllesvensson

Why do people do this 1/2 mexican/native american/whatever nonsense? As if it's even possible to work out what percentage of what ethnicity you are? It's not. There is no clear distinct border between ethnicities, or some perfect proportionate blending of the two when they mix. There's just no meaning or sense (or accuracy) behind it.

[kalllesvensson]

@HandsomeNamed im talking about most mexicans....

not all mexicans...

Mexico is a selfclaimed mestizo country...

[HandsomeNamed]

@kalllesvensson

That literally has nothing to do with what I said.

I was asking why people insist on this "half/half, quarter etc" nonsense when talkng about their ethnicity. It makes no sense, for severals kinds of reasons. There's no meaning or value to the description.

You just are what you are; a blend of different ethnicities. You'll never know how much of each; it's complicated and there are no such borders between ethnicities. It's just ignorance.

[kalllesvensson]

@HandsomeNamed you are brobably right...

Who gives a shit about race...

We are all mixed anyways....

[TheUsername1029]

@HandsomeNamed Well said

[dudupoduappu]

Sarah Silverman's fucking Louis CK

[caives]

@dudupoduappu fuck you

[ianwilson2007]

I'd never heard of him til I saw him on the Talking Funny thing with Gervais, Seifeld and Rock. He's hilarious, why has he never become famous in Britain? All the others have.

[eskimofo89]

LMAO

[denisonM]

he's really fat. ugh.

[cornsnoggle]

@denisonM So he's an average American?

[noobwerd]

@denisonM lol you should see the people in mcdonalds..

[jummacob]

@yngwierulez and bill hicks

[jtmichaelson]

1. George Carlin

2. Richard Pryor

3. Louis C.K.

4. Eddie Murphy

5. Lewis Black

[AndreDillinger]

@jtmichaelson where the fuck is chappelle then ?

[jtmichaelson]

@AndreDillinger Probably around 8. Sam Kinison needed to be at 6 and Lenny Bruce needed to be 7. 

[alexknaz]

@yngwierulez richard pryor, eddie murphy bill hicks

[squirex]

@yngwierulez Where are Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce and Eddie Murphy? ;-)

[FGSFDSenterprises]

Chappelle? I'd thumb up that statement if it was Carlin, CK and Hicks.

[mcfitchy247]

Chapelle does not suck at stand up.... watch 'killing me softly'

[didimydoe3]

@mcfitchy247 @EyeamEJ

Watch Killing EM'* Softly" lolz

Killing ME Softly is a different group of black people haha. But yes, do* watch his stand-up. It is better than his sketches and that already says a lot. To say someone "sucks at stand-up" like Dave Chappelle... that just makes me wonder what comedians you like.

[EyeamEJ]

@yngwierulez Chappelle is good at skit comedy but sucks at stand up.

[Aeshir2]

TALK ABOUT PLANES LOUIS DO IT DOIT

[wasboredsoimadethis]

@yngwierulez

You forgot Kevin Hart

[MrDgaf12345]

@yngwierulez don't forget jim gaffigan and mitch hedburg =]

[redeyejedi702]

@MrDgaf12345 Neither of those are Excellent, Mitch is ok, but neither is the greatest

[MrDgaf12345]

@redeyejedi702 whatchoo sposed to be some kinda xpurt? in my opinion mitch and gaffigan have better punchlines than those guys, but those guys are better story tellers

[denitachiquita]

louis why you so sexyyy

[Stefandurrr]

@yngwierulez Pryor is right up there too mate.

[LiftYourBW]

He wanted to say fuck so bad at 4:40 its hilarious, I mean funny

[muserfish]

simply hilarious ...

[Jstarr2016]

ZZTTTSDTTTTTTTTTTT ZZTTTSDTTTTTTTTTTT

[emowashere]

haha i laughed so hard @ brown spot

[Gerald45]

GREATEST comedians ever... LOUIS CK, CHAPPELLE, ADAM SANDLER!

[viksoosik1]

@Gerald45 sandler? you have to be mildly retarded.

[yucky1336]

he walked out thinking "Oh fuck why did I eat that cinnabon"

[ttk1opc]

Does JKL know that there is no time limit for youtube videos anymore?

[SeeZeeR123]

there's no cvs n mexico louis ck???

[amayagab]

@SeeZeeR123 Oooooooo, good observation sir!

[SeeZeeR123]

@amayagab ahhhhh u like that one right..........lol had 2 do it

[SeeZeeR123]

@amayagab ahhhhh........u like that one right lol

[aveslp]

@SeeZeeR123 Haha clever. But according to his Wiki he moved to the US when he was 7. Of course, he's a comedian so it's also possible he made the entire thing up :p

[SeeZeeR123]

@aveslp yeah i know i was just trowing it out there......:)

[KrfNYC2]

4:11, "Like a robit."

[ThatCanadianGuy420]

@KrfNYC2 I believe he said, like a rodent, no? I could be mistaken.Makes more sense tho lol

[MrSethlaird]

4 people on here don't have a sense of humor.

[MrRenzolo]

I was about to burp, but every second during this interview i had to laugh. Thank god you can pause this video to take a breath! :)

[BootStateSkinHead]

he aint got shit on Carlin!

[sphinx129]

@BootStateSkinHead

is he even tryin to be like LEgendry carlin you retard?

[vootie99]

@BootStateSkinHead Carlin is a genius... so in Louis CK in his way...

[abandonedvideos]

2:58 - i like that jimmy's comment made louis laugh a second after thinking about it

[foodonface]

the annotation completely lines up with jimmy's hair part.

[mnypwrrspkt]

@yngwierulez switch carlin with eddie murphy or richard pryor 

[MattPerezMusic]

Funniest man in America is an understatement lmao

[GordonMorrice]

I'm surprised that Louis has not used the tampon bit in his stand up or on his TV show as it illustrates SO many things that about how male childhood is fucked up.

[MrCooperfag]

He is a funny fat sloppy cunt

[ProducShuns]

@MrCooperfag SOMEONE GIVE HIM A FAT FAGGOT TREAT HAHAHAh

[haudace]

he also wears the same outfit.

[antigravityman1]

@yngwierulez ...make sure you add murphy, pryor, rock and gervais

[quanjin1101]

"Suck a Bag a DICKKKS!"

[MrCuntyballs2U]

Best comedian since the dice man

[makemelaugh1217]

His show is fucking pure GENIUS. I hope they do like seven seasons of it PLEASE don't take ti off air!!

[romysthilaire]

louie louie louiaaaa

[JuliusCaesarThompson]

"Well there was no nancy-grace" lol hahaha

[DaFckedUpKid]

i saw Louis C.K chewed up on netflix and now i cant get enough

[sytah]

I just choked on my drink when he mentioned the guy with the poop stain on his shorts XD

[m8wilson8]

@sytah well that's Greg's dad for ya

[mwiedermaier]

Funniest comedian alive

[Tooflyforairplanes]

Thumbs Up If you came here after watching ThE Anti-Mastubation and Louie CK skit

BTW That was Funny as hell LMFAO

[KrfNYC2]

I laughed.

[TheUnknownGeorge]

@KrfNYC2 I too engaged in hilarity.

[spacewesterns]

Genius.

[pillarsofserpents]

funniest damn story ever. lol.

[mossmusic]

OMG!! thats all I will say. I can't I am laughing too hard!

[JarnBjorn72]

Louis is great, his new show on FX is fantastic!

[Fcukheaddars]

Jimmy Kimmel should shut the fuck up during the interview more.. he keeps butting in!

[NowThePeople]

I love his show "Louie" I think on FX?...I hope it stays on:)

[comeonewtf]

So the commercial was so annoying I am not going to watch a second of this clip. I'm going to another link. FUCK YOU!!

[JefenomenoRules]

@comeonewtf Firefox, Adblock Plus. :)

[guitarplayer714]

"i was seven years old contemplating 'does this guy poop out of his penis?'"

[soojb7799]

I love it when Louis laughs at his own joke - 2:58.

[treetrain]

@soojb7799 i said the same thing on another skit. he's got a great genuine smile and laugh when he finds himself funny.

[timoth88]

@soojb7799 Well he laughed at what Jimmy added to it - "That's Greg's dad for ya."

Which I thought was a great line.

[alextoob1]

"Maybe I contributed to the family a lil bit"

[xxxScrewFlandersxxx]

the best new comedian since don rickles

[JonnyLikesPie]

Kimmel knows his craft, "That's Greg's dad for ya" --almost got Louis to shoot milk thru his nose. compare with Leno's interviews of Louis

[kutuluu]

Damn Loius in a funny dude

[barryspatzer]

Dude - when you're promoting a show, don't do the same material from the next freaking episode of the show. I'm a fan, but that was pathetic.

[MadPosturaCity9]

Louis is funny, no doubt about it. One question though: Why the edit at 2 min. 58 sec.-through the 3 minute mark? He's laughing one second, then his expression and posture flip in the blink of an eye. Come on, man! I understand bleeping-out curse words for television, or completely removing an obscene segment in post-production. What's this sneaky editing shit though? I saw a video with Louis, Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, and Ricky Gervais where I wondered about the same thing. Reality rig.

[SHlTTER]

This is the only Louis CK video with ads

[Kekermonger]

Best comedian out there IMO

[djflee0]

TLP is the only reason I know who he is.... Sorreee