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  • thumbs up if watching in 2012 ;)

  • bad time for a dead baby joke then?....too soon....

  • PhillyD I would help you throw her. OMG. I know this is old news but this is very upsetting.

  • this was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

  • if you believe in this baby thing not being correct search what is happening in palestine by jewish people..I know you know..but if you see it will be more effective. . innocent mother and two daughters hiding behind her with a gun pointed at her

  • that song in fact did make my monday better :)

  • I agree what you said about Obama but I feel like I have a different point of view when you discuss bushs choice in how to deal with tge September attack but probably because I'm pro bush wont deny it but I respect your views and also like how you try to not be Dias when ever you talk about politics from 2009 to today and there are people who say they are unbiased like the youngturks and this I just my thoughts but I find them very liberal and I'm fine with that but don't say your not going to

  • I don't particularly like some toddlers, but I would personally love to watch this lady be viciously raped and then thrown out of a plane with no parachute.

  • Kill the bitch that threw the baby. UNACCEPTABLE

  • It's prObama!

  • This story makes me so sick I wish I could throw her face first into the ground then end her life

  • Obamas change stood for:

    Come

    Help

    A

    Nigger

    Get

    Elected

  • That is just unbelievable. I hope that women... wait, she isn't even a human being. I hope IT has a miserable life and rots in a ditch somewhere. God, my mind is boggled over the fact that there people in this world that would even think, THINK about doing such awful things.

  • phill KILL YOURSELF THE APOCOLYPSE HAS HAPPENED AND I FOUND YOU DIENG OF STARVATON I WAS SENT HERE TO WAARN PEOPLE USING THE MOST WIDE SPREAD COMMUNICATON PLEASE WE MUST NOT SUFFER

  • what did i do to that baby?

    I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

  • @mrsraddliffe Lol Lonely Island reference

  • @XblackswanXx and a tobuscus refence

  • the 16 month year old child

  • I know the girl you are talking about im friends with her family

  • @Lelandgirl well tell her i said jump of the tllest building you can find

  • I threw it on the ground!!!!!!!!! what you think im stupied i aint a part of this system

  • Uhm. What is that white spot at the end of the video?

  • ok so a baby gets killed and youre worryig about mondays damn it phil damn it

  • So you look like Chandler right now lol.

  • Only a 2 story building? Without cacti dipped in salty lemon juice at the bottom?

  • "What is this.....No Mayonaise"

  • Monday? I'd rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear! I'd rather fuck a porcupine, while shoving a cactus up my ass! I'd rather slurp shit oozing out of a warthog's anus! It's just a bunch of poopy diarrhea doodoo ass shit!

  • @dominicdcskating AVGN XD that comment made me laugh so hard

  • 'change change' thats from south park

  • - crys - I HAVE A LITTLE SISTER THAT IS A BABY! I HATE THAT WOMAN NOW - crys -

    YOU JUST SHOULD OF GOT IT A BOTTLE - crys - POOR LITTLE BABY REST IN PEACE WITH YOUR BLANKY - crys more -

  • its MONDAY!!!!!!!!!! I RATHER LISTEN TO REBBEKA BLACK AHHHHH

  • Thumbs up if your watching this in 2011!!! xD

  • @Kitty8Kat1 go die

  • @Kitty8Kat1 I'm watching this in 2012 :P

  • anyone one else remeber the good ol' days when doing a deed such as that got you a swift public hanging? i do so miss those days after hearing what that bich did

  • @ragon146 i doubt you *miss those days* considering you weren't around for them. secondly we aren't savages and things like public killings are just that. savage

  • @SparkSSBM do i care if they were savage? if you were guilty and people found out you were hanged.... you were not put into a decrepit justice system that gives murders get out of jail free cards based on a technicality

    even when there is overwhelming evidence proving them guilty. back then the justice system was based on COMMON SENSE not a parade of the dumb leading the blind.

  • damn usually i tend not to show any emotions whatsoever but that last story made me feel sad and that is something. that hardly ever happens

  • CHAAAANGE, CHAAAANGE! BRAAAAAINS!

  • Awww man when you said it crawled to it's blanket and went to it's comfort zone... why man? I have a baby brother all i can think about now

  • I swear ok you punch one midget in the face and all of a sudden you're insenceless

  • I'd like to drop this fuckin bitch on her head!!!! Wow, you know what really pisses me off?,,, how can you be a babysitter and you don't know how to deal with kids. She would be one dead bitch if it were my kid.... the poor baby crawled to his blanket, then to an area he was comfortable and died. Could you imagine what went through this baby's thoughts as he died?!!?! I hope a she rots in hell for what she did to this little baby, I really pray it eats away at her conscience forever. ..

  • I'd like to drop this fuckin bitch on her head!!!! Wow, you know what really pisses me off?,,, how can you be a babysitter and you don't know how to deal with kids. She would be one dead bitch if it were my kid.... the poor baby crawled to his blanket, then to an area he was comfortable and died. Could you imagine what went through this baby's thoughts as he died?!!?! I hope a she rots in hell for what she did to this little baby, I really pray it eats away at her conscience forever. ..

  • I would like to drop this bitch on her fuckin head!!!! I fuckin hate people who babysit, yet don't know how to deal with kids. Walk away if you can't take it!!!! Stupid bitch.

  • Even if she had 'dropped' the baby and it had hit it's head, even if it was an accident, leaving the child to die like that, it's just evil. If I had accidentaly hurt someone, would I just leave them to suffer or even die? Of course not! I would help them out because I hadn't meant to hurt them. That woman is evil...

  • new york is cursed

  • The 16 month old baby then grabbed its blanket, and crawled over to its comfort place where it died.

    Q_Q SAD, I wanted to cry...... Go die evil mother bitch demon spawn....

  • Whanna see a dickhead? play this clip...

  • @smurry91551 bush attacked the wrong country!!!.....ON PURPOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • dear, the girl who killed the

    one THE BABY ISNT A MACHINE ITS A FRIKIN LIVING THING

  • yogi bear talks like that all the time

  • id be happy if she fell down several flights of stairs that were on top of a building, where she then fell off of the building, on to a car, that then proceded to explode, and then was hit by a nuke. you dont throw babies.

  • So she threw a baby onto the ground, and just walked away?! Without calling the HOSPITAL?!?!?

  • Wait... so she was taking care of the baby for his/her mother and then threw it hard on the ground just because it cried to much? What a fucking douche!

  • I'm the one that called in the Dbag story to Phil for this episode.

  • i hope she rots in hell 

  • You cut too often (37 + times here. Roughly 10x per minute. Once every 6 seconds... Sorry, it stung my brain so I had to count...).

    Apart from that, nice again.

  • fuck her

  • When I first saw your username I thought it said Sexpill =O

  • @sxephil

    Finally! Someone who's interesting, but gets to the point. You're informative, but not a self centered douchebag like ALL the other people trying to get in on being a famous youtube personality. Thankyou

  • What is this? No Mayonnaise? 

  • i dont think trowing her over and over would be enought, stick a harpon in her ass stick her out a 2 story building and as she trys to get free shack the rope

  • My god that's sad. "the baby took it's blanket and crawled to it's comfort spot". Thats horrible, she deserves the death penalty!

  • WHY DO YOU FUCKERS USE THIS STUPID EDITING TECHNIQUE?? It's just really annoying.

  • @Pigroota

    I agree.

  • Fucking bitch! I wish she burns in hell for that!! Poor baby...

  • Doesn't make a bad person atall!! There's ways an mean of dealing with that kinda shit, they should bring bac hanging for people like that!! That's a little life right there who couldnt do anything for itself!!! Sad, so sad!!

  • And guess what holiday is it today? (;

  • my dad hit m when i was 5 months old... i know its almost a year later but may the baby rest in peace :(

  • What was that about Blunty3000?

  • Well. I thought I couldn't be more pissed off and upset at the stupid people in the world.

    I just want to say that that b!tch better have gotta a long time in jail for that.

  • what a depressing world.

  • What the hell? I think 5 stories is more appropriate.

  • @YOW1965 Same! That is so evil and sad.

  • lolz if u looked at the poster while he was tlkingg nd u started cracking up thumss up..

  • I hadn't heard of this horrific baby incident as I don't have a TV, but hearing this for the first time made me cry. Poor little baby.

  • @theTacoHeater

    What kind of senseless person could think like that? How much cocaine an meth do you have to snort and sniff to get to your conclusion?

  • Hey guess what, I WANNA SHOOT THAT WOMAN WITH A DILLION M134 MINIGUN.

    Multiple times.... ^.^

  • hey on jan. 19 is my bday

  • @jibtu Well considering that sxephil makes a video everyday, you must feel damn special!

  • i actually belive the iraq war was to aid the people of iraq and was the moral thing to do (dont just blanantly insult me if you disagree tell me why you disagree) and we attacked the wrong people just like we attacked the wrong people when japan pearl harbored us then we invaded germany

  • @lonewolfM16 i kind of agree with you, but you got your history wrong. we opened up many diferent fronts, not only the western. google pacific campaign of world war II.

    and we did end up invading japan. eventually.

  • @joedbro1 yes but until 1945 nearly all our forces were located in europe afterwords we focused on japan and finished the war (italy just was never really a threat they had one job hold africa and germany had to take it over because they lost to england

  • I would actually enjoy a cruel torture to that woman. I really would be ok with her bebeing whipped to death. Btw: How old is the woman?

  • that baby got what was coming to it.

  • @theTacoHeater Wow your such a heartless animal!how could you think that a little helpless baby would be asking to be killed?I hope you die in hell for even thinking like that!!!

  • @MrKookieMonsterr Nobody dies in hell. They die irl and then go to hell, where they are tormented forever.

    Thing about what is the worst thing you could think of. Is it physical pain? No. But if you had to watch that baby die, and you were responsible for it. Thats hell. Hell on earth. And people experience that every day. Soldiers being sent to Iraq and Afghanistan having to take part in gruesome acts, also babies get killed there by our "fine soldiers". Dont forget that.

  • The girl who did that should get life in prison. With no bed blanket or pillow.

  • @MrCrunchyPickle and nonstop rape and shankings

  • @MrGziz1 Dont forget the eighteen hours of non-stop masturbation.

  • And the vary crawled to it's comfurtable spot and died. That made me want to cry. I agree Phil, I would not shed a tear if that happened to her. I wouldn't feel sorry for her if she was hit over the head with a bottle every time she talked to someone, an accident's an accident, but she left it there to die.

  • I'm sad about the baby but...With all the shit that goes on in the world It doesn''t surprise me...AT ALL

  • wats with everyone and killing babies nowadays? i think we should take all the child killers and let the people who care about the children torture them....i didn't say kill bcuz death is too good for them.....

  • I don't see how a human could have the nerve, no the insensitivity, to be capable to do something that horrible to another living being. It really made me stop and think what a horrible place this world is in. And I, even being a christian, would like to see this person sent to prison and then rot there with no bed or anything else for the rest of her life.

  • I'd shed a tear.. laughing as justice is given. Justice how I see it.

    Damn the world is meessed up sometiems.

  • i feel like crying, that is sooo sad

    im not a kid person and never wanna have a baby of my own

    but even if a baby is crying, u do not hurt a baby like that, there are soo many other ways she could have handled the situation

    i hope she is jail getting herself slammed into the ground

    and yes u wouldnt even have to pay me to kick her off the tallest building in the world

    i would gladly do it for free lol

  • "i'm going out of my mind." DUH!!! thats the understatement of the centery!!!!

  • I almost cried when you told that baby story

  • i had a friend that talked like that

  • @MzS7 that, sir, is a win comment

  • That's a pretty sweet intro Phil it's a shame you don't use it anymore.

  • Come

    Help

    A

    N*****

    Get

    Elected

    

  • Im a shove a stick of dynamite up that bitch's ass

  • I know this is an old vid, but I have to comment anyway.

    I cannot even conceive of how anyone could possibly EVER even THINK of doing something like that. And then just walking away afterwards...

    I think I have to go throw up now.

  • comfort, not sage :P I don't know how my iPod screwed those up

  • what a fucking BITCH!!!!! I have a 2 yr old brother. He annoys me sometimes, sure but I would never even consider doing that. The part about the blanket and the sage spot is so sad :'( I hope she gets what's coming to her ( prison gang rape followed by getting thrown off a building)

  • My god what makes an already horrible story even worse is the part about it grabbing it's blanket and going to it's safe area. OMG that poor little baby what kind of suffering it had to have gone through. What a dumb fucking bitch! I would love to watch her get tossed into a human sized meat grinder!

  • i know what change means! change stands for come help a niga get elected.

  • If some body did that to my 10month old brother i would rip off their testicles or boobs depends sew them to there head then chop all hands and feet and let them live >:)

  • Wow she's a dumb ass. Poor baby ): Well I hope that bitch goes to hell for doing that to a little 16 month old baby.

  • If i had a child, I would never leave him/her with any baby sitter!

  • MLK day is my bday..!

  • When I have a child, I am never calling a babysitter... 0.0

  • no it doesn't make you a bad person... shit... id probaly do a whistling soundeffect as she fell and a do a splat sound as she cracked her own mothafuckn skull... (that fuckn bitch)

  • the  beginning was sooo funneh

  • I wouldnt shed a tear ethier no y cuz i would be pushin her off the building

  • I'd smile while that bitch was getting thrown off a building...

  • Maaaaaaaaaaaaa

    =(

  • "sixteen month year old"???? really phil???

  • Yesterday some bitches left thier baby in a car seat outside alone.It was hot.It was just fucking wrong. Who leaves a baby outside in that heat. It wuld be like locking youself in a car with the windows up.

  • @TheKiller186 I hate people who do that. i got sued because i broke in to this ladys car to save the baby she had left in there.

  • Bush is better then Obama

  • @MrCoww Sure go with the dumbass that just sits around and receives calls and takes orders from others. Bush can suck it

  • @Phresh95

    That's what pretty much every president does. Bush was a sock puppet though.

  • as much as i dont like bush, (hes an idot) but he is a good leader, for example, on 9/11, he found out while he was in the middle of reading a book to a bunch of kids. and alot of people were mad about that, but think about it, what could he do? he could A.) leave, and upset the children or B.) stay and finish and not worry the children. and think about this, the attack was over, there was nothing he could do. so instead of freaking out a bunch of kids, he handled it AFTER.

  • Poor baby ='(

  • The Person who killed the baby is a bitch.

    If someone stabbed Melissa repeatedly until the blood drained out of her body, I would not shed a tear, but I would get my own knife and stab her too.

  • @AltonRulezz id use a spork..prolong the pain

  • I can kinda sorta see where she's coming from....I babysit all the time and it's just like "SHUT UP!!!!!!!", you know? But still, I would just walk away, and not kill the child, that's just ridiculous, there's no excuse for it.

  • An eye for an eye.. makes everyone look silly

  • ok i cried when i heard about the baby grabbing his blanket and going over to his comfort corner, dude that is just so wrong.

  • Okay.........

    Watching this again makes me want to go kill a bitch and hug a baby.

    like, the kid I haven't had, because I'm not sexually attractive.

    I want to go hug it.

  • this is my fav intro and outro

  • I can do without the idiot that thinks he is funny. 

  • At 0:27-If I had a friend that talked like that all the time, it'd be awesome!

  • Ha.

    Dead baby.

  • @kaz3kag3gaara ur sick

  • @Saxophoneicecream

    Ha.

    Dead baby.

  • @kaz3kag3gaara UR A BITCH ITS FUNNY REGARDLESS

  • she should be lynched

  • Yeah. That story just ruined my day. THAT'S TERRIBLE! I can't even breath right. That's just AWFUL.

  • you fucked up my day by telling me that story.

  • See...crimes against children should be given the death penalty. Whether it be abuse, neglect, molestation, etc. If someone is messed up enough to harm someone so helpless and innocent, then you really have to wonder what these monsters are really capable of...

  • @jbean0 Obviously you haven't taken care of a baby that won't stop crying.

    Or been with someone that's gotten on your nerves to the degree that you want to slit their throat?

  • @HolyDemonSnap Obviously you are a ri-tard. I am a mother of more than one child and believe me I have been through plenty of bullshit. How about you keep your analysis on my life to yourself meh? It's funny how you think that only people who have happy-go-lucky lives want tighter laws on certain crimes.

  • @jbean0 Yeah, obviously I am a retard. I just don't think punishing someone who's weaker than you, instead of helping her seek help and information, is going to help things at all. If anything I think it just makes things worse because then her spirit has to suffer, and she probably won't be able to find forgiveness from anyone, least of all from herself, if she really loved her baby.

    If you're a mother, then you should also understand that love for your children.

  • @jbean0 Once you've experienced that, and resisted the temptation and kept yourself under control, come back and tell me how you feel.

  • @HolyDemonSnap It takes common sense and a realistic view on the world. Let me be you for a sec.: "So after you've graduated middle school and plucked yourself off your mama's titty...come back and tell me how you feel.

  • @jbean0 Yeah, pretty much; although at the same time I'm not saying the woman was innocent and/or guilt-free. She should still be majorly ashamed of herself (and I imagine she's getting a big huge bad rep - especially from her family, if not having been disowned potentially) and punished, but not killed for it.

    I imagine she cared about the baby, but at that moment was not in the right state of mind, and because she was unable to resist her anger and frustration, she lashed out and made a...

  • @HolyDemonSnap ...wow...so what you are saying is she shouldn't be punished for murdering a tiny baby?! You feel bad for her cause she's got a bad rep now!?!? OMFG! I truely hope you never reproduce, no one should have a gene link to someone who is more worried that the girl is in trouble with her family then the fact that she killed an innocent child simply because it wanted a need met and she was too stupid to figure it out!

  • @jbean0 Do you actually know why the baby was crying? If so, tell me where you found this out - I'd like more information on the subject that way I can have a more accurate opinion.

  • @HolyDemonSnap >< ...Babies need: Food, hydrations, play, diaper changes. Pick one and go down the list...if nothing works and everything seems fine but they wont stop crying...you put them in their crib and leave the room for a few minutes to calm yourself down. There is ABSOLUTELY no excuse for hurting a child.

  • @jbean0 True. But there's not really any excuse for hurting a person in general either. At least that's how I feel, but due to the fact that it was the babysitter, I don't really have any kind of a defense for her. As humiliating and hard as it is to admit that you need help, she should have tried to play it safe and, especially if she was having a bad day, admitted her weakness even if the baby needed to be taken care of.

    So you're right.

  • @jbean0 and made a terrible mistake. What should happen is there should be a way to revive the baby, and/or to repair brain damage and the like - why do you think we have scientists and people studying biology, and people studying cloning and stem cell research? Etc. etc. etc.

    Then you should get the mother a babysitter, and teach her ways to try and calm the baby without hurting it, that way it stops crying.

    I too, was badly hurt by the mental image of the baby crawling to its...

  • @HolyDemonSnap AND! She was the feckin babysitter!!! They only have to put up with children for a couple hours, the parents get the 24 hour deal. I beg you to stay away from children, the sick, or elderly...wouldn't want you to get too upset by how difficult they are and kill them and ruin your rep!! God forbid!

  • @jbean0 Well I'm truly, deeply sorry that I can't be as strong as you without begging God for the strength to endure in my life, and to seek out the help thats necessary.

    :( Sorry I can't be a more perfect human being like you are.

  • @HolyDemonSnap ....no one is perfect, no one should ever hope to be perfect because there is no such thing, all you can do is strive to be the best you possible. If you are having such problems with your anger go see the doctor and fill them in.

  • @jbean0 I have problems avoiding problems, not problems with anger.

  • @jbean0 Was she really the babysitter, and not the mother?

  • @HolyDemonSnap Watch the video again, yes it was the babysitter that did it. Though it really doesn't make it any better by who hurt the baby. Parents, other relatives, stranger, it's just horrible all around.

  • Im am almost crying D:

    and this happened more then a year ago

    I cant get the image out of my head that it "Crawled over to its corner" and died

  • I would curbstomp that bitch. just kill her in cold blood because ahe doesnt deserve to live.

  • @inglishbulldog Don't you mean IT doesn't deserve to live?

  • The worst part is that this was at a DAYCARE!!

  • omg.... it's 2010 here, and at UVA [University of Virginia] a lacrosse player 'shook his girlfriend and her head hit a wall and she died'... just creepy since this is a year ago O_O

    Also, he apparently took her cpu afterwards..... [he had been emailing her and she hadn't answered, they were boyfriend&girlfriend]

  • no it doesn't make you a bad person to think that, that babysitter deserves nothing less than the death sentence, and the most painful one possible.

  • @mitsuruigi Stab her in the face after she is thrown over a building over and over as phil said.

  • The last story, is one of the general reasons why I hate the world, People are douchebags. Fuck that story makes me sad...

  • okay soo if you kill one child you deserve to die, but if you high-jack a plane and kill thousands it's okay, we should just let you go..