Ever been this drunk?

[Deovindice2001]

LOLOLOL.. hahahahahahahahahahaha.  Holy fuck that's awesome

[mamasgirl597]

hahahahahahahahaha too good

[intotheabyss2003]

YES! yes i have....i think it was the same girl too.

[cpcrame]

LOL

[weirdguy75]

I've gotten pretty smasherd before but nowhere near that.

[hiflyshowcase]

best ad ever! 

[TheEvilelvis89]

I can't believe that people need to explain this joke to people. are you people stupid or what ?

[blackstudios]

so get a divorce or sell up and do a runner to spain - leave the kid 

[bestbod85]

aahhhh the magic of alcohol, he needs to stay drunk so he doesn't realize what his life is really like!

[TOROGI604]

lol don't get drunk

[CementDement]

shaun of the dead and hot fuzz and Spaced (should be on the first place cuz.. you know, that's where they begun

[MrBodeci]

drunk once then hooked a I.V. up when relized what he did

[kamui7x]

hahaha that is awesome!!!

[shumba18]

AAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

[TheDevindevin]

that's a right fine handsome women he got there, wot's the fuss guvna??

[ivan209ccg]

poor bastard. i never wish to feel what you felt

[ToyRoss90]

life such a bitch

[poopz]

o sshhitttt

[onteriojohnson]

NOt drunk for 5 yrs DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE??? THINK! the man got so drunk that he thought he had a one night stand with a beast.. and he was going to slip out only to realize he was already home and that beast is his wife.

[RampageEddie]

I think he got so Drunk that he forgot he was married, thats a way more likely scenario than him being drunk for more than 5-10 years. and it makes it more funny because that way it could really happen! ;)

[MoraHinamori]

taht sucks

[adytom85]

ah yeah how long was he drunk for??? that is funny

[ChrisOrton]

hahahahahahahahaha fookin ell

[DayDreamingGoneWrong]

omg hahahaha thats fucked!

[raymen45]

so he had sex with a fatty bcuz he drank too much..and married her and i guess a baby was on the way(they showed his future son) JUST DON"T DRINK TOO MUCH..or else you'll get what weren't your intentions

[laloaldo]

ur the only one thats right on the vid =)

[DCD13]

wow talk about not getting it. Were you drunk when you watched this?

[Jenes007]

haha the fat guy of Shaun of the Dead... That's fucked up

[BigDaddy7O]

i cant understand this..was doin' sex with his wife mother?

[patrickakapapoo]

it is an impossible situation, the man got drunk for like 5 years of his life and doesnt remember a thing.

[TheSoundDepo]

No, he got drunk and thought that he was having a one night stand but when he saw the picture he remembered that it was actually married to the woman in bed and then remembered that he had a kid.

[patrickakapapoo]

No, he had to have been drunk for a long time, when i get drunk and wake up, ill know if i have been married for like a number amount of years and have a wife. it had to imply that he was drunk for many years.

[Grimm599]

ehhh no, its British humor. he obviously forgot how ugly his wife was and perhaps still a bit drunk the morning after... tbh, this skit is pretty self explanatory and shouldn't need explaining.....

[patrickakapapoo]

Sorry I'm not British, humor changes from culture to culture. I seen it differently.

[RoyalRamirez]

he sobered up after what seemed to be him being drunk for 5 yrs to see that he got married to not so attractive women and had a son with her.

[p1y0m]

hes from shawn of the dead ahahah

[TheRaystyles]

crazy white ppl

[NathanMandjes]

hahahah

[IdelinZu]

LMAO

[lolitabandanas]

whahhaha

[GrowlingVocals]

xDDDD he got problems

[hopstop3721]

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[hype0ff]

AHHAHA i cracked up

[Vafasamur]

LOL XD

[GaelicBeerBash]

this is fuckin' hilarious

[chocolatecity1974]

sooooooooo funny!

[lockie72]

oh maaaan that sucks!!!!!!!!!

[smellypotpie]

good morning dad... lolz

[Camilla22]

LOLS!

[MacCres]

haha thats fucked up

[HandsAreForRipping]

=[  that makes me sad

[ethen24]

Isn't that the fat guy from the movie Shaun of the Dead?

[Rox00000]

@ethen24 Same thought.

[stevean2]

@ethen24 show more respect for a movie thats probably better than any crap america can come up with, his names "nick frost" and yes he is from shaun of the dead.

[perforaptor]

@stevean2 : when i read the comments of many US citizens, i'm glad to be european. they're sometimes so dumb it's dangerous to give them those big guns ... by the way : what's the name of this film ? i loved him in 'shaun of the dead' and also 'full monty' (broke my heart when he ate that candybar in the shed). so please : the name of that film?

[stevean2]

@perforaptor its called "paul" it came out on valentines day :3

[alec8er]

@ethen24  Nick Frost

[vamtheanomaly]

@ethen24 yes!

[Richard94597]

@ethen24 yup!

[twindefy]

he owend himself lmaoh

[Andemur]

LMAO!!!

[RisingVapre]

xDDD!

Ahhhh ahhahaha

[ertai222]

lol,he's like ahh shit

[arcosanti]

holy crap, im drunk right now and decided to search "drunk". almost fell off my sofa laughing my ass off. this was awesome!

[Arthurb06]

BAHAHAH!

[kb4521]

haahhahaha

[babeokelly]

omg that is great..

[Klutzydancer101]

haha

[AnonymeAnimal]

I once fell at 2 am (wearing my pajamas) to the ground . I had no shoes on and wanted 2 sleep on the street xD It was in the middle of m town. happily nobody walked by xD

[louises111290]

absolutely hilarious

[mabelleobamababymama]

The guy got drunk and screwd her and got her pregnant and they got married. All these years later he woke up and you know how sometimes you can be kind of confused when you first wake up? The guy was kind of flashing back and hoping or dreaming he could just slip out after seeing HER next to him. It's obviously hard for him to get used to. He got drunk enough to screw her years ago and get her pregnant. What you see is the result of the guy being drunk enough to screw her years ago. Get it?

[garrett1118]

thanx for your ironic essay

[Freddan0]

Well thank you Captain Obvious!

[mabelleobamababymama]

Hey, fuck you, you sarcastic motherfucker. This was a reply to someone that didn't understand the video. I was trying explain it to her. Fuck you, cocksucker.

[HellHarbinger]

actually i think they were insinuating that he was drunk the whole time and finally sobered up one day

[mabelleobamababymama]

Or do you think that maybe he goes through this same ritual everyday? I watched it again. Is he about to sneak out once again and as usual the sight of his son stops him so he stays for his son's sake?

[HellHarbinger]

didnt think about it like that but either way sounds right

[rhallar]

pure comedy

[13califas213]

HAHA LMAO FUNNY SHIT

[Srickchs09]

haha.. niiice

[ILLUMANOV]

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

[rtiuk]

i watched this 3 years ago, i wanted to watch it today it didnt appear on utube nomatter what, i had to go to google videos to find it.

and yeah, this is comedy !

[lookalooey]

LMFAO funny as hell

[twinturbo300zx]

find a rope and a tall branch

[lookalooey]

lmfao

[awrm]

LOL

[nicktesta]

HAHA, Love it.  Nick is brilliant!

[PRODIGYJONES]

oh hell no

[censorships]

yes

[Crazyman46290]

lmfao

[Redleg777]

Sadly enough, yes I have... What a wonderful couple of years spent in an alcoholic oblivion!

[substratal]

He's no present either.

[leiftard]

ROTFFLMMFAO

[vinceowns]

LOLOLOL

[sherri0628]

Nope.....but that was hecka funny!!

[eaglesmurdergiants]

1.Suck my fat chode

2. Drink the herpies puss

3. Stop sucking for 10 seconds

4. Lick twice

5. You are a cunt.

[encourageable1]

yes

[isodontcarewhatitis]

Wow. No I haven't.

[sharba555]

HAHA..he's been drunk for a very long time alright..HAHAHA

[blazed85]

i wouldnt make eye contact with the kid, and continue walking out the door without ever looking back XD

[dirkloenie]

hahahahahahaha

o shit i'm married to her!

[GardenGirl0]

OMG =))

[MauriCann]

lol thats crazy

is that the guy from Shawn of the Dead?

[ticktacktramp]

"morning daddy" - LMAO!

[Idree]

Wahahaha xD

[fr3d420]

its not too late, hurry, gtfo

[Lexy015]

i get it. i thought it was a one night stand. omg

[willowhawk]

Silly bitch.

[jackolannerhead]

oh really,,,what a snap you are lassy,

[MarisolyRene]

good one

[tigaliy]

I love Nick Frost! He is hilarius, He is amazing in shaun of the dead :).

[Jose5k]

Somehow I saw that coming, but it was still damn funny xD

[ROHManiac]

watch this 10 times now and every time laughing that same hahha

[1SLiC1]

that fool musta been tore up!!! lol

[DemonLewisxb]

I so didn't see that coming hahaa

[sniperspikes]

haha me neither xD

[NaNaa707]

Well the guy is ugly too, so it makes it less funny...

[boxerman1]

Don't you ever disrespect Nick Frost like that again!

[MaNu469]

lmao

[NaNaa707]

Who? I haven't even heard of him, but sorry dude :o

[Yefra707]

Oh yeah Nanaa707 your probably so ugly your an inspiration for tinted windows and twin beds!

[NaNaa707]

Whoa, thanks man... I was about to say that if you want, I can send my photo and then ask you to say that again, but I wont... I just said, that it's not nice for that man to act like he's the hottest guy in the earth, and be like that to the woman in the video. (sr for my english)

[hannahpropriate23]

That is hilarious!

And thanks to xkcd for the audio preview... now to make it required on all comments...

[eatdrywall]

HAHA...it's his wife !! rotfl :D

[lb0717]

hahahahahaha

[Tippmannmann999]

haha

[XmenZednanreh]

OOHHHH MYYYYY GOOODDDD!

[WONDERDRUGG]

ahahhahaha

[oneday555889]

haha

i cant imagine

[U2SaxFan]

lmao I can't even imagine how drunk for how long he was to have this happen!

[iwashim]

wow u sure know how to spoil the moment, u dumb racist.

[gollywog74]

classic lol

[joel123494]

lol.....jonny vegas ftw?

[OkJohnnyLetsGo]

that's not johnny vegas, dumbass

[callumWBA]

Agreed, Johnny Vegas couldn't pull a bird like that!

[mitmaxman777]

what do ya get when ya guzzle down sweets

[tenillechristine]

LOL!

[AlexandrusMegus]

lol

[ImAussieMate]

bahahhaha.. i was gona comment saying its just this guy and his wife

[proudesi]

funniest shit ever

[SabineMcgettigan]

Right, as if he's such a prize!

[mmitchell77]

he's sexy

[jaredw5]

comparatively, he's a steed

[Defcom96]

classic

[MEAST2134]

LMFAO

[OverlordIam21]

Ha, you're fucked now!

[MikeofWyoming]

I wonder if the kids that sleep in my house are mine sometimes too.

[poppinrubbabands]

hahahahahaha he must of been drunk since he was born

[squirrel715]

some one needs to OD quick

[nAuGhTyKiTti666]

omfg hahaahahahaha poor bloke !

[DeepVision01]

Haha great! If that happens to you your mariage is not gonna last., haha

[funkygem239]

hahaha!!

[vignouts]

a very very very lonnnnnnnnng night

[sweet1j]

hahahaha

[ghdz1984]

LMAO!

[abracadaver8]

hehe n1

[dombecenti]

HAHAHA!!

[Turtledotbe]

hahahah

[ryan1990oct31]

I have been drunk, but not that drunk!

[safeway73]

thats hilarious!

[MitellProductions]

haha

[Rohde51]

He went ogre slaying.

[joakerowns]

nah, he was so drunk he thought he slept with an ogre... but really its his wife. he only realises when the kid says hi dad

[georgito619]

this is the average life of a chicken wing sukin fat as hell redneck

[Rohde51]

really? Because the dude is British. Asshat.

[georgito619]

how do u know stalker

[Rohde51]

He's a british actor in Shaun of The Dead

[georgito619]

ok thnx for provin ur a stalker

[devic09]

Way to prove your an idiot!

[Rarraw]

hey buddy the word is you're not your.

[georgito619]

lol wow nice comeback wats ur next one " ur mom"

[devic09]

nope, never made a comeback to begin with :D

[georgito619]

sure

[milicabg011]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

[riCoger]

THAT is awesome!