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  • He also enjoys a good fish dick hear and there. :)

  • I dont give a flyin fuck whether or not comedians steal jokes. Just as long as they r funny as hell and entertaining

  • HES GOT NO DICK.

  • really??? you tried to make the fact that you stole jokes funny? what kind of dumb fucking asshole does that. fuck off, Ned

  • All carlos says is duh duh derrrr. Dude is wack

  • no shit, he pays writers, so does RayWilliamJohnson and many more.

    It's called

  • b/c of this video, i will never go see carlos perform on stage ever.... this may be a joke. but it sounds like there's some truth to it as well.

  • Say beaner 1 more time go ahead say it but I'll find u n make u wish u never heard it even if it takes years

  • You idiots just got trolled by a mexican. L2sarcasm. /thread

  • @5O5Productions Go back to 9fag.

  • carlos sucks shit

  • what a dumb beaner

  • I hate this guy

  • I'm not one to hate on people and make fun of their weight but I hate this fat piece of shit, really.

  • This is fake... but believable... lol

  • i don't really care if he steals jokes or not. his brand of comedy got old REAL quick. 

  • and yet people still like him

  • So. One comedian admits to doing what ALL comedians do, and now, he gets destroyed for it? Sounds fair.

  • @marineooo5 yup.

  • @marineooo5 Indeed. People expect everything to be an original creation. A lot of people steal jokes. 90% of comedians

  • Don't be preaching you pussy hipocrites. "I like this but I don't like that" "I agree with this but I don't agree with that" "I don't believe in steeling jokes" get a life and stop triping on who steels whose jokes. A piece of music gets remixed a thousand times and each time it sounds even better. It depends on how good and talented the DJ is. Same with jokes, you have to be good to tell one. If they don't want them stolen, then they better start pattenting them instead of winning. mooa mua..

  • He's just trying to figure his way out of this shithole he's in.

  • This whole mencia stealing jokes thing is bogus. The funniest stand up I have ever seen was "not for the easily offended" and that had everyone in my house cracking up. Everyone hears a joke and recycles it. Same way as rappers and how they say the same bar but differently. Noone says that they are stealing from each other when they bling blinging it up. Carlos is the shit which is why they hatin on him, period. Mencia greater than rogan anyday and twice as funny on friday.

  • Always did flip the channel when Mencia was getting airtime, now I'm glad I did. Dude is as much Mexican as he is German. Original name was German. Sh!t, the guy even stole his race.

    When he talks about this topic, his speech speeds up and his tone turns threatened. Seems like a psychotic that just had his delusion ripped away.

  • he got no dick mang..

    

  • He only admitted he stole jokes after he was forced to by Joe rogan and other comedians calling him out.

  • The one guy that doesn't give a fuck about anybody :-) Ya should see all the overpriced junk he sells after his shows. What the hell I'm going to do with the Carlos Mencia coffee cup or key chain :-)

  • Hey you know who else steals jokes........ALL FUCKING COMEDIANS!!!!

  • @wingzero7X Most only steal a joke here and there because its just a funny joke. They don't go on comedy central and tell jokes in between every skit on their show that aren't their's. Honestly I don't agree with any form of stealing in comedy, music, whatever but Carlos made a career out of it whereas most guys just throw it in halfway through their stand up special.

  • @wingzero7X Not necessarily true. Im a stand up comedian, and I actually pride myself on not stealing jokes. An argument can be made for talking about the same subject and changing some stuff, thats iffy at best. But Mencia is trash for not giving a shit

  • @CJS2586 I respect that. Sorry if I offended. Problem for me I guess is I heard the jokes from him first. But yeah, I don't want to believe he steals jokes, but if he does, well then thats on him. Big ups to you as a comedian though

  • @wingzero7X np, you're fine. I'm not looking for compliments tho lol. But yeah, Mencia is kind of a bad example of comedians now a days. He is talented to some degree, I mean he was HUGE for a little while. But stealing jokes is just not acceptable. Keep an eye out for me tho, check out my NYC show thats on my channel

  • This guy sucks. He openly admits that he steals peoples hard work because he has no imagination, talent, work ethic, creativity, intelligence. I remember when Carlos used to deny that he stole jokes.....everyone called him on it and he said no, no, no. So he's a thief and a liar with nothing to offer. At least rappers come up with their own lyrics....even if they sampled the music. This guy offers nothing original. This guy is the lowest form of life and nobody should watch his shit.

  • He was born in Honduras.

  • I even hate his voice. lol

  • I'm half mexican (and half PR) and that wet-back beaner mother fucker is not funny at all. his shit sucks, and i find it more entertaining to watch my pet fish (an Oscar fish) swim around the tank bullying the snails.

  • carlos mencia is fucking hilarious

  • Carlos Mencia, just like a rapper. Except he means an MC and MCs stopped stealing shit in the early 90s. These days the pay licensing fees like everyone else. Carlos Mencia, just like a carefree thief.

  • Plus him saying rappers do it. WTF. Think about it, If the rapper would have never heard that beat or song his single would have never been big. The fact of the matter is that you still got the idea from somebody else. You didn't think about it originally, you didn't put in the time to make it something original. You got it from SOMEBODY ELSE. Point Blank. It was somebody else idea first. Doesn't matter if you made it better.

  • His jokes are only about race. I mean it gets old after awhile. He is no where near a Dave Chappelle or Bernie Mac. They had jokes that hit home and made it worthwhile. Thats why he only had like 2 or 3 years of fame. you get tired of the same shit. You dont hear about Carlos Mencia anymore.

  • @brownpridehomes thats why its funny

  • His mom came from Mexico but, I still don't like this guy his jokes are too racist or based on stereotypes

  • @brownpridehomes no his family is from Honduras and Germany.

  • I don't like Sarah Silverman .. She thinks she's so cool

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  • @AmishRiot lol

  • Ug, His mother is Mexican and his father is Honduran who dose have some German blood, not a full blooded German

  • @AmishRiot hahah yeah

  • @AmishRiot Mencia's mother was born and raised in Mexico, his father is from Honduras and had German ancestors. He's Mexican and Honduran.

  • NO NED when you see ME you better run. I got a hot pepper for your ass.

  • i hate everyone single one of you people that ever watched his show or even cracked a smile at one of his jokes. I have also done a study and found a common link from those that find him funny to asbergers syndrome, so go to the doctor, rainmen...you people are the worst

  • @MrJompso

    Asperger's?

    More like SOCIOPATHY.

    Doesn't matter though, neither is curable.

  • @MrJompso nice comment bro

  • @MrJompso I don't like ned either but... I love my daughter who is autistic...  She don't think this guy is funny at all.

  • @MrJompso Asperger's

  • name isn't carlos, he's honduran not mexican. fuck off

  • Unfunny cocksucker.

  • Fuck you carlos -:/

  • Fag

  • lol he did steal it i see a spoof of him doing the same thing 

  • HE IS JOKING IN THIS VIDEO! EVER HEARD OF SARCASM? THATS WHY HE MADE THE RAPPER REFERENCE! HE IS ALSO MAKING FUN OF RAPPERS! -.- stupid stupid stupid people.

    i love his jokes because you can find alot of truth in them. but don't get me wrong. alot of them are stereo types and racist jokes. but his whole message is that people need to stop being pussies about race. stop being so fucking sensitive. if you can dish it you better take it. if you cant take a joke. then i feel bad for you.

  • @SeanMontyPython you are a smart man .. and im not being sarcastic .. i dont see why everyone hates him .. he is in fact one of the smartest comedians

  • wow u guys are stupid show the whole video instead of the joke he made

  • My dick don't work mannn

  • He's got to be kidding, there's no way he can be stupid enough to be this overt about his source.

  • i think I'm cute

  • I still like him he doesn't give a fuck what anybody says

  • @ttfordfocus cunt

  • so? he's still funny.

  • @TheMrRanz cunt

    

  • Congratulations. You just lost a fan.

  • Hes not funny at all, but ironically hes a joke.

  • What ever he's doing is working because people still watch his specials to see if he stole jokes. Even if you hate him you still clicked on this video making him more famous. So if you dont like him ignore him because if you say his name for the better or for the worst he's happy because youre making him more popular. but i happend to find this funny.

  • @tavovargas4 YOU WOULD

  • So he finally had to admit that he is a loser, nobody likes this fag.

  • I like Carlos mencia but y does he have to steal jokes

  • @austinalec123

    Because he's a fucking moron that can't make any of his own.

  • @kman13131 Carlos came up with a lot of original stuff. It's the same as build a thousand bridges doesn't make you an engineer, but if you suck one dick you're a fag. It's that the plagerism he did ruined his reputation.

  • @Nyquirk

    Woooow, you're an idiot.

  • @kman13131 ? So find the source of every one of Carlos' jokes and prove he never did an original bit in his life. Comedic talent is comedic talent and if you've ever seen the aritocrats you might understand even 'stolen' material if delivered in a slightly new way has been a widely accepted practice in comedy for, oh, I don't know ALWAYS!

  • @Nyquirk

    Oh yea stealing jokes is really accepted, that's why almost every fucking comic out there hates carlos mencia because he's a thieving asshole.

    You're either stubborn or retarded, probably both.

  • @kman13131 watch the full video. this is only a short piece from the full one. he is being sarcastic. at the same time he is also making fun of rap and rappers.

    and he probably did get inspiration from other artists and comedians... BUT WHO DOESNT! do you know how many musicians base there music style off of previous musicians? how many artists base there style of paintings off of other artists?

    its not stealing. so everyone stop being pretentious ass holes. if you dont like him dont watch him

  • @SeanMontyPython

    I watched the entire movie, it cuts away from him after this. This isn't sarcasm.

  • his 711 skit was pretty funny. i wonder if he stole it

  • I love how he tried to be sarcastic about it and funny... even though everything he said is true and he looks like a jackass.

  • I always hated him -__- not funny at all and I'm Mexican >.>

  • @MisticWays What does you being mexican have to do with anything? He's not even Mexican.

  • @videosfromderelix he is half mexican

  • @doudiie

    No he's half GERMAN.

    Not at all Mexican.

  • @MisticWays

    He's not.

    Most people first saw Cornholes Mensteala when he got his Comedy Centrals show.

    And it SUCKED so much that everyone knew he was a hack.

  • @MisticWays i hate that shithead too, and im also mexicna , but this fool aint mexican, he's as mexican as dice clay is italian.

  • ok , he sounds like a dick , but i kinda like his attitude , at least he's being honest

  • Simpleton

  • who gives a shit, is satire

  • @xCleverlyx

    No it isn't satire, he really is a fucking joke thief.

  • thats funny

  • wow and now i have no respect for him at all....that sucks i use to love him

  • U may act tuff but...U still aint got no dick maaan!

  • THis guy couldn't possibly be less funny.

  • every fucking one of these comics steals jokes and comes up with jokes that are similar to each other, even goddamned Joe Rogan, the self appointed "comedian cop" has been accused of stealing jokes. DEAL WITH IT.

  • @22steve5150 At least Joe doesn't try to steal/copy others peoples nationalities... He's posing as a Mexican...

  • @22steve5150 yeah a few jokes. NOT EVERY FUCKING JOKE LIKE CARLOS!

  • @22steve5150 Your fucking stupid. Carlos has made a career out of stealing jokes. Most of his jokes are stolen. He admits it here but for years when other comics accused him of stealing jokes he denied it. Most comics at the most have stolen a couple of jokes.....they didn't make a career out of it......you can't compare him to Joe Rogan. You are defending a dude that is ripping you off. He couldn't possibly respect his audience with the amount of lies he's told.

  • Awesome lol

  • The ultimate shill, he's kinda starting to grow on me a little

  • an honest thirf.  yah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • at least he's honest

    

  • @cd4m210 He has no choice but to be honest now. There's videos played side by side comparing that proves he does steal. He used to deny it and he'd look like an idiot if he continued to lie so he's just went with it

  • You know how many people remake movies, songs, tv shows, jokes!!! everybody!!!! Jersey Shores is a rip off of MTV Real world!!! So fucking what, Let me tell you if he does steal joke he performs em better then the other fools cuz hes funny ass hell, its not who wrote it but he did it better!!! Fuck haters

  • and no idont like him

  • i used to like carlos until i found out he was mexican

  • lmao dat nigga steal nd den makes money outta it jus like a regular mexican lmao

  • I use to like Carlos til I found out he stole jokes.

  • Aren't jokes meant to be told, shared, and laughed at by anyone and/or everyone? not tryna defend him or be against him , im just saying

  • carlos is sorta on the right page in this..whats the difference to when people are making covers of songs that become more popular than original? ppl been doing that shit for ages, hell, a good portion of songs ive listened to and thought were awesome turned out to be covers of pre-existing songs that i didnt found out until years later. whats the difference with jokes? i really think it should fly too. normal ppl dont know its copied, and normal ppl dont give a shit aslong as it delivered good

  • @pootubeftw It's different when a comedian with much less money and fame is having material stolen by a rich dude. It's like a famous artist going to a small performance for a band and releasing the same music without giving credit to the original.

  • @camgan1

    well that is the true face of the capitalist system we live in today. it shines through in everything we do. 

  • @pootubeftw If you choose to think capitalism is about stealing ideas then thats fine. I don't think that is what our country should be about though.

  • ill be honest and all... i really dont give a shit if people steals jokes... as long as they deliver them correctly i got no problem

  • @muroks1200 True haha

  • He probably stole this from someone

  • that was kind of funny lol

  • this is why i hate Carlos Mencia. half of his "comedy" is talking about free speech and how he just loooves to use it. he thinks people hate him because his material is "edgy" that isn't true. people hate him because 99.9% of his "jokes" are racial slurs and stereotypes, while 0.01% of his "jokes" are chuckles he steals from other comedians.

  • Reading through these comments will tell you everything you need to know about Ned's fans and how he was able to stay on TV for a criminally long amount of time.

  • I LOVE MENICA HE IS THE SHIT ALL U HATERS JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE U DONT HAVE THE TALENT THAT HE HAS YOU STUPID FUCKS.

  • @TheAyoopeanut what talent? do you not see the video? the man steals jokes!

  • @TheAyoopeanut Take Ned's cock out of your mouth for a second and ask yourself -- why would anyone be jealous of a man who so many people hate? Not everyone is so one dimensional that they're jealous of anyone they don't like.

    Saying we're jealous of his talent implies he has talent, which he doesn't. Being on TV does not mean you're talented. Having money does not mean you're talented. Getting a lucky break does not mean you're talented.

    I'm done, you can go back to sucking his cock again.

  • @SecludedMemory LMAO! That was brutal dude...but yeah, Mencia sucks. I like the video where Joe Rogan confronts him and turns a pro-Mencia audience completely against him in less than 2 minutes.

  • 2012 where's Carlos?

  • Its true what he says about hip hop they steal talented people's tracks and take credit for it, what a bunch of assholes. And yeah all comedians steal jokes from time to time.

  • keep pressing 8 for weird kid dance and 0 for jizz in my pants face.

  • all comedians steal jokes

  • @facadeESEA Not sure what kind of comedians you watch, but typically jokes are funnier when the material is genuine.

  • Thief.

  • Worst fucking comedian ever.

  • does everyone feel sorry for this guy already.......is that why he is still successful ?

  • kill yoself

  • fail... he thought he was being funny, but people know he really steals lol

  • he said i am like a black rapper,i steal samples and make it mine,and if you say i stole it,i will claim racism,so true of niggers lol

  • You can see the guilt in his eyes even as he puts on this 'I bite and don't care' facade.

    I suppose the money can help mask the pain, but when one's legacy is that of a biter.. pathetic.

  • What an idiot...

  • What was this man was he even for real? How this guy continues to exist in the entertainment biz is beyond me.

  • What a douche bag joke stealing fag. Trying to make stealing jokes ok by admitting it in a stupid way. Your a true piece of shit Carlos.

  • he steals jokes?

    now i feel bad about laughing at his specials on comedy central...

  • Did he acutally try to shit on rappers for sampling? There´s no end to this guy

  • Carlos is a gay fish.

  • He is a great comedian!!!

  • @GUALLACOL FOR ME TO POOP ON!

  • @critter505 lol

  • @critter505 Go ahead, poop on him.  Who cares. Regardless, he is a great comedian and you are jealous!

  • @GUALLACOL He's great at telling other peoples jokes, he's not a comedian. And, why the hell would I be jealous of a 5 foot 6 chubby guy that has a face only a mother could love, it certainly can't be his money, the asshole is broke. Read up on him lately?!?!

  • @critter505 He is still funny in eyes. Well... if he is not a comedian, then why did he had his show on TV? Why do people come out to the clubs and see him perform? and last but not least: He is 5', 6", chubby and broke, but most people would recognize him more than they will recognize you!

  • @GUALLACOL first, what? second, I'd rather be unknown then known as the asshole who steals peoples jokes because I'm too stupid to make my own. You may be too stupid to recognize this farce, but anyone who reads above a 3rd grade level won't fall for it.

  • @critter505 That is why you are a nobody and he is!!!  And second you are fucking looser!!! Another thing: Don't be a hipocrite, because you too have skeletons in your closet (ex: have you ever steal from someone?) HIPOCRITE!!!

  • "i got no dick man"

  • HACK FUCK.

  • Dang....

  • Every comedian had taken something or another from somebody else, just like i hear a lot of raps with lines very similar to others(Earl Sweatshirt and lil wayne), and songs that have very similar beats (ice Ice baby and Under pressure)

  • @j5sully2012 there's a big difference between taking an idea, concept, or punchline of a joke and making it your own vs. stealing a joke. and mencia steals the entire joke and tries to write it off as his own.

  • This guy is great!! He's doin dis to laugh an make fun of the haters, cuz if u hate den dats stupidly funny!!!

  • @TheCuteSassyPaige you write like someone who would like Carlos Mencia.

  • .......isnt his real name ned?