David Tennant Catherine Tate Sketch

[gopeteroliver]

Awesome! She is great!

[EmmaWatson4Eva1]

LOL 'do you fancy Billie piper, sir?' luv it xx

[alaynawinchester]

ha ha ha ha ha XD "a ROSE by any other name would smell as sweet" love that hidden humor

[mrsdoctorsong]

Lool wow I like her cum back 'thank you' lolage and is 'a Rose by anyother name would smell as sweet' from Romeo and Juliet?

[libbykime10]

DAVID TENNANT PLEASE BE MY ENGLISH TEACHER!

[rockys201]

6 people are teachers

[starkidstruck]

This is so hilarious!!!!!!!! XD I wish it was improv tho... Oh well:)

[YoureShameless2009]

They're wonderful together! :D

[wolf000blood]

"BITE ME ALIEN BOY!" >:U

thats my fave...

[mrsotter19]

Catherine Tate is the only one who can match David Tennant in the wit department.

[TheChonchoq]

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[hpluver4ever93]

Is it bad that every time he's saying "I'm your new English teacher", I think he's about to say "I'm your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher"? Guess I have too much HP on the brain, haha.

Can't get enough of this skit!

[cholera229]

@rockette1991 it's supposed to look like rose tyler

[rockette1991]

haha, hilarious...that doll looked nothing like her though lol

[nurey100]

Sorry, i just died and went to heaven.

[hgaflerby]

"I'm not Doctor Who! I'm an English teacher!" This only works 'casue it's Catherine and David. best sketch ever.

[littlebirdmjfan]

"That's better! A rose by any other name would smell as sweet." "I still ain't bothered!" XD

[littlebirdmjfan]

"Are you disrespectin' the house of Cooper?!" XD (everyone else seems to have gotten the rest of the good quotes) Also, LOVE David's Scottish brogue. :D

[hothotheat3000]

@littleshopluv It's from a famous Scottish poem. David's Scottish.

[rosephoeniix]

I was dying laughing! And then she did the really long Shakespeare amazingness and I saw Davids face and I was like, nah, I have died and gone to heaven!

[HaleyMagic]

"Your house, right? Is it bigger on the inside?"

And of course,

"Do you fancy Billie Piper sir?"

[chychan63]

So funny xD and davids voice is soo sexy :P

[blyth1969]

This is silly



[UEGdragon]

don't think the sonic can do that to a person its just a super screwdriver it can't turn people into action figures of other people lol

[doctorwhonerd98]

@UEGdragon and it doesnt work on wood ;)

[sasukeichigo12]

asdfghjkl I love her.

[squaCampos]

@littleshopluv google it.

[BekkieBum]

@squaCampos All Hail The Google

[catfacetheoriginal]

"Do you fancy Billie Piper sir?" He didn't deny it! x

[AFIxMCRmyxFOB]

My school would NEVER hire a teacher like that. No one would be paying attention to their school work.....

[VickeyjRickelton]

444444444444 blink blink dont blink 444 DIES

[VickeyjRickelton]

77777 the revende

[KevinJonasFan13]

"BITE ME ALIEN BOI."

I. died.

[angeldesigns2002]

EPIC!! Thx for sharing! I luv them!!

[LordSpleach]

Have you parked the Tardis on the meter?

[AislingDream4]

You take the high road and I'll taake the low road

Bite me, alien boy!

Two best quotes!

[LoveOBxxxx]

Theres this girl in my year called Jessica Huntington and she is like the yound version of lauran cooper!! seriously i wouldnt be surprised if she grows up to be like her LOL!!! Xxxxxxxxxx

[jwhaler82]

What does she say at 4:25 that made every laugh hysterically?

[dragonlizrd]

she is saying "you take the high road, I'll take the low road" its a joke aimed at David

[iloveaspr]

Catherine Tate, please get into my pants. Thanks. :)

[creativemachine]

OH MY GOSH NOW THIS IS QUALITY COMEDY! They don't make it quite the same anywhere else...

[Avilennon]

It's so sad that I know this by heart. Lol.

[marinita333]

I honestly fail to understand how five people have managed to dislike this?! They are either unaware of the brilliance of both Catherine Tate and David Tennant, or they're quite literally blind and deaf. This was absolutely genius.

[Slundst]

I love this!!!!! "Do you fancy Billie Piper, sir?"

[surgarbaby56]

I showed this to me mum and she bout peed her pants!

[1aranel]

Honestly, I pee my pants every time I watch this!

[mroom1469]

Man oh man I love David Tennant.

[mememeyay08]

Can i ask u a question

What is it

R u the doctor?

Doctor who? :D

[mememeyay08]

Alright 

[Demon1579]

was this done in front of a live audience?

[davidealoca1]

She says "I still ain't bothered"

[Kyuubi958]

Ahh man this is genius

I died so many times it doesn't make sence

[MJlover3307]

what does she say at 5:44 ? just after he says "a rose by any other name would smell as sweet"

[LuvNudge]

@MJlover3307 "I still ain't bovvered" :)

this is hilarious! i love catherine!

[tennis4life20082000]

Do you fancy Billie Pieper sir?

Right!

brilliant sketch! XD

[SonatinaVirtuoso]

I died at "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet." Love them both to pieces!!

[totaltwinconnection2]

"Sir? Sir? Sir?" "Yes." "Can I ask you a question now?" XD

[missbumblepie]

Makes me laugh every time.

Don't fuck with the doctor man.

[aprilblenk]

"Are you the doctor?" *Dies* XD

[yofal83]

This is the best Comic Relief sketch I have ever seen!:-)

Davidx

[amieissowicked]

It starts to get fuuny @ 4:07 :)

[79sars79]

"do you fancy Billie Pieper sir?" lol!!! So funny!

[MaineDupree]

"are you the doctor?"

"Doctor Who?"

[DrRansom85]

I love when she says,"you take the high road and i'll take the low road" in a Scottish accent at 4:21. Priceless...

[abbieraismyname]

bite me alien boy!

[TVCriticAmy]

This is perfection! x

[100sky]

does anyone know what it is lauren is reciting ?

[chengzi2008]

@100sky

It's 'Sonnet 130' by Shakespeare

[100sky]

@chengzi2008 thank you

[wintercardwell]

"Looketh at my face!"

[camprocker14]

Just for my personal clarification, is a module like a class/subject? Sry I'm american...oh btw, my fave Lauren Cooper clip!!! :)

[chengzi2008]

@camprocker14

A module is like a topic in a subject. For example. the subject is English and one of several English modules could be pre-20th century poetry. They're separated and you get tested on each module at different times during the year and the score gets added up at the end of the course.

[TVCriticAmy]

@camprocker14 A module is a section of a course. For example, English may be split into creative, language and plays. History may be split into The Great War, Ancient Egyptians and so on x

[camprocker14]

@TVCriticAmy thank you!! as you can tell, I ain't english, but i do speak it!!! XD

[imnotlikeothergirls5]

LOL this is awesome..... and that's coming from an American

[TVCriticAmy]

@imnotlikeothergirls5 This is perfect !x

[animegurl15508]

Looketh at mah face! Looketh at my face!!

Do u fancy billie piper sir?

Catherine Tate is a genius no matter what any English teacher might say! And might I say that if he was my teacher I would enjoy English class.

[TVCriticAmy]

@animegurl15508 She definitely is a genius x

[candymaid102]

BITE ME ALIEN BOY!

If he doesnt want to bite her he can bite me(:

[TVCriticAmy]

@candymaid102 ME TOO!! ME TOO!! x

[MultiDalson]

wow, i thought i can understand english ó-O

need a subtitles :D

[Iloveorliandwicked]

Last name is Logan. Thought of John as Patrick Logan, And then John in Dr. Who. And then thought of Catherine and David in Dr. Who. And then David in this. And then Logan . . . and then the circle continues

[princessskullz]

love the way he says 'little madam' ;)

[BradamAllibourke]

BITE ME ALIEN BOY!!!!

[riversongamypond]

i wouldn't mind school if my english teacher looked.like.that (aka HOT)

[KellanLutzIsSmexy]

Officially the best sketch I've ever seen.

"Do you fancy Billie Piper sir?"

XD

[redvinesron]

@KellanLutzIsSmexy I laughed so hard at the Billie Piper joke. (: and when Tennant said "Doctor Who?" I fell out of my chair. XD Figuratively. But still.

[Robofire2video]

I love how he says turn to page 53 at 0:53

[ForeverxNickyxLove]

I freaking love her! <3

[xxlilmissloverxx]

haha! she should try have an English teacher from the Czech Republic who can't say persuade. Thats what I have to put up with every day :L

[octoberose19]

I dont understand what they are saying when she goes "I still not bothered"? Or Bawthered, Or whatever, I dont get why that was so funny .

[mishoku]

@octoberose19 The usual sketch is Catherine Tate going, "Am I bovvered?" (bov-vered) Basically meaning, Am I bothered? aka Does is look like I care? They changed it up to old english to fit the Shakespeare theme. It's amazing.

[MissGingeProductions]

I worked on that poem for my exam today and when i was readiin it, ii thouught of this LOL ;)

[woteva1234]

do you fancy billie piper sir? lol !! I fancy billie piper

[Origionallimitation]

"Can you park the Tardis on a meter?" Now THAT'S a good question.

[tennis4life20082000]

@Origionallimitation that is a good question indeed. XD

[sprmrktpnkrcktvcmdy]

I was NOT expecting that to be so good XD

But it was brilliant!

[9riinc3ss]

"Your pointless, repetitious, and extremely dull"

"A bit like Shakespeare"

XD Love this!

[davidh9946]

If only Saturday Night Live could condense this much into a 6 minute segment. Really good.

[YungLadee]

yo dis is soooooooo jwkz....

big up 2 yuhh catherine n david....woah u myt wanna tke a few pillz dere...klm dwn lmfao!!

catherine iz a legend n dah comedy us britz kum owt wiv iz grrrrrrrrrr8!!!!

[pupkit]

@YungLadee The British may have great comedy, but it appears the language only survives among us Americans.

[MissyTattyTeddySissy]

have we got double english or double scottish..?

[MissyTattyTeddySissy]

shes says am i boverd in scottish am ist me bovered

[samboipodtouch]

@MissyTattyTeddySissy no she dont its Shakespearean

[MissyTattyTeddySissy]

@samboipodtouch

No theres No such thing as shakespearean you just made that up its scottish I know cuz I am ask anyone whos scottish

[Cupit29]

@MissyTattyTeddySissy

Shakespearean, adjective,

(Literary & Literary Critical Terms) of, relating to, or characteristic of William Shakespeare, the English dramatist and poet (1564-1616), or his works.

[bobjob777]

@MissyTattyTeddySissy Actuallt, that was her atempt at shakepearean

[MissyTattyTeddySissy]

do u fancy billie piper sir?

[MissyTattyTeddySissy]

Sir are you the doctor?

Doctor who?

ENIT THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U look like doctor who though"

[MissyTattyTeddySissy]

"Morning!" aaaallllriiiiiiiiiight

[SnickersInTheBarn]

Init though?

Heheh..

[MsdiiaNe]

"It's bigger on the inside!" xD

[SnickersInTheBarn]

Lmfao!

"Bite me, Alien Boy!"

[coldgurly88]

Whenever I need a laugh I watch this. I already miss david as the doctor!

[varity8]

'Have you parked your tardis on a metre' :L:L!!!!!!!!!!

[neolovez]

Did you park the TARDIS on the meter?

I freaking love this sketch! And it was for a good cause. Love it!

~Robyn

[thatseelyah]

LOL. I like that 'A rose by any other name will smell just as sweet.'

hehe.

[MrMajinvegeta]

R U DISRESPECTIN THE HOUSE OF COOPER

bast part XD

[glpbabybell]

Bite me alien boy !!!!! I love this vid

[schroern]

Are you the Doctor?

Doctor Who?

So funny, I love this sketch. David and Catherine are awesome together as they always make me laugh.

[maver4eva456]

Do you fancie billie piper sir?? CLASSIC

[karidenver]

I can't understand what she is saying at the 1:37 mark.  Sounds like "Have we got double English or double Scottish". What does that mean?

[Wildcat272]

Since they are in English class and hes scottish shes joking about how hes scottish teaching a English class

[lirazfilanx]

@karidenver they are having two classes of english, so it called a double

[toneofcolour]

@ karidenver: A double is when you have one class for two timetable slots- we had one per subject per timetable day that rolled through the week. Doubles are most commonly in the middle of the day between morning tea and lunch but just need to be uninterrupted by recesses/breaks

[2dark2die]

best line : "..you fancy Billie Piper sir?" XD

[bliss142]

yeah man.

[audi0p0lk]

"sir are you a  doctor?"

lol

[TheRIIOTx]

HAHA, "Bite me Alien boy!"

CLASSIC!

He can bite me anyday(:

<3<3<3

[viki409]

The queen of comedy !

[Ankitaaaaa1]

So funny!

[gb9483]

Why can he be MY English teacher :p

[s1ygi]

lol

[foxygloves]

omg that was TOO FUNNY XD

[AFILANW]

bit like shakespeare.

girl, i agree, lol.

and he is cuuuuuuuuuuuute, lol.

[carlosgasol]

what she says after the are you disrespecting my family? are you calling my mum a what???

[AFILANW]

a poxridden wrench.

[Lotamoxie]

wench, not wrench.

[carlosgasol]

Hi all!! im spanish and never seen such a great comedian as her.. she is HILARIOUS!! but i do not understand few things. i was wondering if anyone could tell me what she says after: are you disrespecting my family? are you calling my mum a ... and i don't know whats next and the same of her father... thank you all for the comments..

[elfielvr]

And as for her father, she says " are you calling my father a goodly rotten apple?"

[ISN1P3DI]

LOL

[prancerpp]

Are you disrespecting my family? HAHAHA. I love that line the best out of all the catherine tate shows. And am i bovvered. That is fantastic!!!

[Oppsybear123]

sir can i axe you a question

you are extreamly dull

sit there and keep you mouth shut

an i a bovvered it lookied at my face

Hahahahahahahahah

[Yseulte]

BITE ME ALIEN BOY! :-P

[Chloe08xxx]

haha am i bovvered???

[Rainbowpie74]

the priceless face of david tennant when catherine tat is reciting shakespeare

[Rainbowpie74]

are you the doctor?

doctor who?

[Rainbowpie74]

so have we got double english or double scottish

[SciFigirl281]

I love his expression after she says something like "nar'tick the nor-lord" or something. He just looks so outraged!! And yes, this video is awesome.

[dancinROBOT123]

she says "you take the high road, and i'll take the low road". it's an old scottish song. but yeah, his face is priceless.

[drpepperulz]

I love this, I cannot stop watching this. It is SO FUNNY!

[drpepperulz]

This episode is hillarious. If you don't get it then watch more of The Catherine Tate Show

[tymki]

Ironic that Catherine Tate was the next assistant, wasn't it?

"Sir...

Are you the Doctor?"

Bestest line EVER

[cherrypiiex]

SONNET 130 by shakespeare!!!!

doing it in english

[mochaseptember]

Haha! This is hilarious! David Tennant and Catherine Tate are an awesome comedy team!

[KatesMastersSister]

Hehe, she calls him alien boy...RTD sooooo stole that!

[ootooz]

i love this people!!!

and this episode!!!

[BellatrixROCKS]

FUNNIEST THING SINCE... Well... EVER?

God I love her! And David Tennant is welllll hot!

"Are you the Doctor?" ... "Doctor who..?" LOLOL.

[mancole96]

DO you fancy Billie Pipper, sir?

[mancole96]

it's funny because it's David Tennant and Catherine Tate!!

[ILUPEOPLE]

2:32 what does everyine say?

Is it "Ain't it though" ?

[anima1spals]

What does she say, straight after she finishes recieting the Shakespeare??

[lepeke]

I believe she says "Bite me alien Boi"

[anima1spals]

No, even before that, straight before that?? Soz, does anyone know, I just can't wrk it out!!

[lepeke]

I grant I never saw a goddess go;

My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground.

And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare

As any she belied with false compare.

[Kirbkay]

funny funny funny, "do you fancy billie piper"

"look at my face, do I look bovvered, do I?"

[sambomackey]

hey i was just wonderin wat she says at 4mins 28sec? lol i duno if its just the british accent (coz im an aussie) or if its just me lol. :)

[DeathByFeathers]

You take the highroad, I'll take the lowroad, is what she said.

[kath07x]

LOL

Thatsss funny =P

[frithar]

Oh, wait! this was BEFORE she was with him on Doctor Who? Dang, this is even funnier now I know that! She is fricking BRILLIANT!

[sahdahimbou]

this hilarious!!!

my teacher showed it to us in class