Murdered. Came in through the bedroom door. Night stabbed. Blood stained exposed stuffing burst from slit pillow. Sheets disheveled. That's where it happened. I am here when I was there. I am still there too. That empty spot which once cradled me. The place I slept and fucked and fell ill; one more time than wished. Knife faced. One eye firecracker popped by thrust steel. Body twisting, suddenly awake in pain and terror. Held down as I died. – Musov Shoko
If you are a fan of Tim & Eric click on my name, please? This is a suggestion. Not spam. You see those videos over there on the right? Those are SUGGESTIONS, scroll up a bit at look at the top of the list...see? Suggestions. I'm not trying to sell glistening fluid scabbed dildos used on pups. Just wanna gander 'n peek. You can't mark those SUGGESTIONS to your right as spam so don't mark mine as that. If you think my videos suck give this a thumbs down, if you like them, thumbs up! Thank you.
@Catfood4Kids Not really. They tend to switch up straight man and goofball. Sometimes they're both 'straight' and sometimes they're both 'silly.' On Spongebob, 99 percent of the time Spongebob is the 'smart' one, at least compared to Patrick. If it's different from that past the first 100 episodes then I don't consider it canon >.>
I just hope they don't stop making the show... for the haters alone. 5 seasons of brilliant anti-comedy, fucking with douchebags who'd rather watch Anime or Family Guy, and their classic guest stars.
he was nice. i was fucking star struck lol, i was trying so hard to think of something to say from the show but i couldnt, i shook his hand and all that came out was Im a huge fan of the show! Whens season five? he said feburary. lol. it was at a Pixies concert
Time is what we go through constantly and can be seen on clocks of all sorts, Its used in our everyday lives. Eric is the shorter guy in this video I think and he is a character in the show.
because I think Tim the big dude with the glasses was playing as the female on a dating skit and then they started tongue kissing n shit. Wich I didn't wanna see that shit lol
Oh yeah Lol , I didn't noticed you added and subscribed yourself too my page. I left you a message on your page and also if anybody as well is welcome to go to my page and leave some comments or whatever
the thing about this show that makes it so great , is they edit it horrible on purpose. its like HILARIOUS for a person who actually edits alot. they cut to the B camera when the person not talking has a weird or awkward face on, and then they cut back. or something stupid like that. i LOVE IT MAKES ME PEE
a few years ago a couple went out to dinner. later that night the babysitter called and asked if she could put a sheet over the clown statue in the kids bedroom. the father said "get the kids out of the house and I'll call the police. we don't own a clown statue." it turned out that the clown was a murderer escaped from jail. if you don't repost this message on 10 videos the clown will be in your bedroom tonight at 3am with a cha
when i fist watched this show i thought it was just a bunch of stoner crap but the more that i watched it the more i started to love it. a lot of tim and eric's material has a weird, creepy esoterical aspect to it that i really like. their humor usually has no punchline and no basis in reality whatsoever.
This show is the equivelent of me doing LSD/smoking pot. If the government would simply show this to drug addicts for hours each day, this would cure them. :)
No no no....the only people who actually watch this show do drugs in my experience. Although I'm entertained by them regardless of whether I'm sober or not
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THIS SHOW IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why do people like this show? so Fucking stupid. It really is GAY they talk about gay shit on it. ALL YOU GUY WRITING COMMENTS ABOUT THIS SHOW SAYING ITS GOOD ARE A TOTAL FAG!! Please Reply so I can oficially call you a faggot!
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This is seriously one of the worst shows ever created... it's so terrible that horrible doesn't even describe it. Everything they have ever done has been total disaster. Why the fuck does adult swim even support them? They're fucking terrible comedians not even mediocre.
agreed i love it when they bann another show but that also means another one even gayer after squidbillies i hated adult swim and can they hurry up with season 3 of boondocks that show is badass this show is so gay it makes me fell uncomfortarble
i dont watch it i watch the first ep and i hated it and of course i cant change your opinion but that dusnt mean i cant have mine and hate other people for there comments...wait let me try that again
WATCH SEASON THREE!!!
spielbergandlucas 3 weeks ago
Eric at 0:21
kyledrums 2 months ago
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Murdered. Came in through the bedroom door. Night stabbed. Blood stained exposed stuffing burst from slit pillow. Sheets disheveled. That's where it happened. I am here when I was there. I am still there too. That empty spot which once cradled me. The place I slept and fucked and fell ill; one more time than wished. Knife faced. One eye firecracker popped by thrust steel. Body twisting, suddenly awake in pain and terror. Held down as I died. – Musov Shoko
musov 3 months ago
Washeashun three!!!!
king802 4 months ago
I like the part where it made me feel uncomfortable.
bull068 5 months ago
I love this so much... :'( :) Its my fav way
Thompsoninflight 5 months ago
I love this so much... :'( :)
Thompsoninflight 5 months ago
Question. How much drugs do I have to take before finding this funny?
Totaly14 6 months ago
@Totaly14 The fact that you equate the different with drug use shows how much of a fuck off you are.
BobMcCob 4 months ago
@BobMcCob wow.....sarcasm doesn't translate well with you, does it?
Totaly14 4 months ago
@Totaly14 Not when typed.
BobMcCob 3 months ago
I'm incredibly ashamed to say I love Tim & Eric. They are hilarious.
I showed season 3 to my dad and he thought it was a spoof and a goof.
Great job!
romanpr1nce 6 months ago 2
i wouldn't call it ironic....
just kinda dry
MsSkateboardP 6 months ago
this show is so fucking gay man taking their clothes off in the bathroom alone.....
JacksonSargent 7 months ago
@JacksonSargent It's irony.
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musov 8 months ago
this is....
TheBza77 8 months ago
@mideyah92 yeah your right cuz squidbillies cowboy bebop are better stfu
CBChrisbrown333 9 months ago
man I'm going to miss tim and eric this year is going to be they're final seson and then they're doing a movie
Norn 10 months ago
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this has to be the crappiest part of adult swim
mideyah92 10 months ago
Why are there urinals so close to the sinks?!
limbdarkening 11 months ago
i dont clean, I'M NOT CLEAM!**
woccs 11 months ago
I'm not going to wear my big African hat
huggs678 1 year ago 2
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kkjhijiioyty 1 year ago
Hey! We need Some More Friends For Are youtube Page! ADD US AND WE WILL SUB U! Thanks!
PopAndWally 1 year ago
The world's real life Spongebob and Patrick.
Catfood4Kids 1 year ago
@Catfood4Kids Not really. They tend to switch up straight man and goofball. Sometimes they're both 'straight' and sometimes they're both 'silly.' On Spongebob, 99 percent of the time Spongebob is the 'smart' one, at least compared to Patrick. If it's different from that past the first 100 episodes then I don't consider it canon >.>
And8But 10 months ago
i like how they havent changed there clothes at all since they did the water corsage gag... a while ago
HopeDiedScreaming 1 year ago
I just hope they don't stop making the show... for the haters alone. 5 seasons of brilliant anti-comedy, fucking with douchebags who'd rather watch Anime or Family Guy, and their classic guest stars.
Brilliance...
TexasPsychoK 1 year ago 5
@TexasPsychoK show is over but there is the crimbus special coming up : )
kyledrums 1 year ago
why didnt the mexican janitor come in and say "ay wat eese theese?!!!"
Exiled86 1 year ago 5
Me me I'm on season 3
Forkliftdance 1 year ago 2
SEASON 3! WATCH SEASON 3!
SMGleader 1 year ago
let it play from the start to 0:04 then click the beginning. Repeat this.
masterpiraka 1 year ago
I love when he whips his pants into the urinal 0:14
ontariobuds 1 year ago
hahaha thats so funny idk why but every time i see it i always LOL xD
Iain37Cowan 1 year ago
Now I just have to watch season 3
Mrius86 1 year ago
oh my...
ManqoJuicee 1 year ago
ROFL So random.
crazynoob11 1 year ago 3
lol this would be a cool new rick roll.....
MahPinkBUNNIE 1 year ago 3
WTF
BLS2353 1 year ago
there on some other type of drug lmaooo
MrEddiepadilla 1 year ago
lol these guys are funny, if you dont like em you dont have a good sense of humor
teranracer 1 year ago 6
I agree...people want their humor handed to them these days. You gotta open up and let these guys in! They're the best!
katapultsmash 1 year ago 9
@katapultsmash Couldn't agree more, I've always said this to the closed minded guys at my school.
AllYourFriendz 1 year ago
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this show needs to be taken off the air and these 2 shot nuff said
twiztid526 1 year ago
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Can this show get any better. Cuz I couldn't imagine it being any worse. To be quite honest I hate this show and anyone who finds it amusing.
KannabisKraut 1 year ago
I love these Boys.
retardpokemoncard 2 years ago 4
so catchy
theheartramone 2 years ago 5
this show looks weird as fuck to the outsider.. but if you aren't in the adultswim loop you are a tool.. this show is hilarious and deranged.
MrAlienworkshopper 2 years ago
That is so crazy
xxxXGuNzXxxx 2 years ago
I love how he gets so pissed lmfao
fabioproductions 2 years ago
this shit is genious
fabioproductions 2 years ago 3
Your mom's genious...
PuudaMaggui 2 years ago
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Pathetic.
KontoZbanowane 2 years ago
met tim hiedecker at a concert a few days ago
DBARNZY805 2 years ago 6
@DBARNZY805 what was he like
GillesGerais 2 years ago
he was nice. i was fucking star struck lol, i was trying so hard to think of something to say from the show but i couldnt, i shook his hand and all that came out was Im a huge fan of the show! Whens season five? he said feburary. lol. it was at a Pixies concert
DBARNZY805 2 years ago
I absolutely love this show. I only got into it a few months ago, and to be completely honest I can't even remember how..
tygersflowerz 2 years ago
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this sucks
ivan1991cro 2 years ago
....Well this was a random find...o_O
Eternalsummersong 2 years ago
fuck
Unfux 2 years ago 4
tim looks like lane kiffin
PlaystationThree60 2 years ago
0:16 whips pants into urinal
GENIUS!
mikeyaaa 2 years ago
Seas on threeson me.
BobbyDuwitz 2 years ago 3
HAHA that's the bathroom where they did the Cinco urinal shower add. "I dont clean, I'm not clean. OK?"
IWishIWasFinnish 2 years ago 57
@IWishIWasFinnish Turn the stupid water.. off!
ralphenstein 1 year ago
@ralphenstein who you think clean all this mess ap
ScoobieDewm 1 year ago
@ScoobieDewm i do not have time to take showers and clean myself
ralphenstein 1 year ago
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TheLameKid22 11 months ago
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Dang, this Lady is fine. Sexy voice, great body shape, gentle personality. Diamond in
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maganzovl 2 years ago
this show is brilliant when im stoned.
louievondoom 2 years ago 4
I've never smoked and I love this. People say I was born with a 'perma-high' haha.
Seanbo88 2 years ago
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fag
tingly7654321 2 years ago
anyone know where i can find the videos of tim singing with the smeared lipsick and the one where eric is a english bobby
azrial4421 2 years ago 2
Great Job!
kentsucks 2 years ago 2
Lol same tune as "I Wear my Dad's Dirty Socks"!
TheOnlineCommunity 2 years ago 4
they smell like other moms lips
Moleman105 2 years ago 2
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can someone tell me the point of time and eric
Jakestg 2 years ago
Randomness
MontthiewOrbano 2 years ago
Time is what we go through constantly and can be seen on clocks of all sorts, Its used in our everyday lives. Eric is the shorter guy in this video I think and he is a character in the show.
lastmondaypast1 2 years ago 2
Tim is the shorter one.
BagXY2 2 years ago
I don't clean. I'm not clean.
I don't clean. I'M NOT CLEAN!
mcdanie5 2 years ago 41
Ok? haha. Turn the stupid water OFF!.
BagXY2 2 years ago
@mcdanie5 THIS IS A POOBLIC RESTROOM!!!
thecorncake21 1 year ago
@mcdanie5 its actually "I no cleem, i no cleem, ok?"
wario22 1 year ago
THEYYY Smell like my dad
MEEEEE on season 3.
rebirthoftheflesh 2 years ago
THEESON THRAAAYY
LeeJamYam 2 years ago
me me im on season 3
theshakedownstreet 2 years ago 3
me me, i'm a tan man
OwnNewWay 2 years ago 4
dude i love this show!!!! me on season 3.. hahahahahaha the best show ever!!!
AyoJosh239 2 years ago
Totally love this, especially the end
RickIsNotAFag 2 years ago 4
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wat
wetmanispwnt 2 years ago
Great legs!
eightwillwontcannot 2 years ago 2
good enough for a poke
windowlicker1 2 years ago 7
is that what they did?
toyoyota 2 years ago 2
uhhh.. i don't know . maybe not.
wtfninjaboy1222 2 years ago
Wow, great job!
hahaidontexist 2 years ago 2
0:26 speaks for itself. priceless
pdd420 2 years ago 3
LOL!
i love this show.
MsSkateboardP 2 years ago 2
THIS IS THE BESTEST VIDEO EVER!!!! xD
emosasuke911 2 years ago
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do you no they are gay
apple101223 2 years ago
NO DEY AINT
IzzyandGwen 2 years ago
I just saw them Tongue Kissing , on their previous show
JAYCZero 2 years ago
WHY?
IzzyandGwen 2 years ago
because I think Tim the big dude with the glasses was playing as the female on a dating skit and then they started tongue kissing n shit. Wich I didn't wanna see that shit lol
JAYCZero 2 years ago
ERIC IS THE GUY WIT DA GLASSES
IzzyandGwen 2 years ago
OH! lol Ok didn't notice that
JAYCZero 2 years ago
IT IS OKAY
IzzyandGwen 2 years ago
Oh yeah Lol , I didn't noticed you added and subscribed yourself too my page. I left you a message on your page and also if anybody as well is welcome to go to my page and leave some comments or whatever
JAYCZero 2 years ago
ONE LOVE
IzzyandGwen 2 years ago
Right Back at You ^_-
JAYCZero 2 years ago
U 2 BUDDY
IzzyandGwen 2 years ago
i lol'd
sadahtay 2 years ago
so did i
IzzyandGwen 2 years ago
me on season three.
fuck you! me me i'm on season three!
neonfoxincolour 3 years ago
you blew it!
raiderjoe06 3 years ago
not like that i mean "It grows ON me."
roachroast24 3 years ago
i didnt use to like this show, but it grows me most times. Great Job!
roachroast24 3 years ago 5
I also receive an erection from watching this show. Thanks so much.
KurtG85 3 years ago 6
hahahahahahaha.
mayhemrokr2008 3 years ago
Man I wish I could be an idiot for a living (compliment) They have it all.
TehManoSteele 3 years ago 3
That would be good tennis
MrInfinity8 3 years ago
and you can make macaroni and cheese with it.
neonfoxincolour 3 years ago
and watch season 3, SEASON 3!, WATCH SEASON 3!!!!!
777drummerofdeath777 3 years ago
I love this, I wish I was there.........
777drummerofdeath777 3 years ago
.........season 3* Vodka Party In Canada! -lol
ROMeODiViRGO 3 years ago
the thing about this show that makes it so great , is they edit it horrible on purpose. its like HILARIOUS for a person who actually edits alot. they cut to the B camera when the person not talking has a weird or awkward face on, and then they cut back. or something stupid like that. i LOVE IT MAKES ME PEE
bioobird 3 years ago 4
You're onto something!
TonyFelcher 3 years ago 2
the best thing i have ever seen!
stinkypete12345 3 years ago
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a few years ago a couple went out to dinner. later that night the babysitter called and asked if she could put a sheet over the clown statue in the kids bedroom. the father said "get the kids out of the house and I'll call the police. we don't own a clown statue." it turned out that the clown was a murderer escaped from jail. if you don't repost this message on 10 videos the clown will be in your bedroom tonight at 3am with a cha
morenita8208 3 years ago
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does anhyone have msn!!! msg me. my msn live id is jane22fall J
DaddyFunks 3 years ago
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can anyone see my videos?
fabiahenry 3 years ago
what would you do if you walked into the bathroom and saw that.
shquib 3 years ago 17
if it was tim and eric i would join them.
BenUhl88 3 years ago 5
LMAOOOOO!!!!!! id die happy..
eykisekoway 3 years ago
when i fist watched this show i thought it was just a bunch of stoner crap but the more that i watched it the more i started to love it. a lot of tim and eric's material has a weird, creepy esoterical aspect to it that i really like. their humor usually has no punchline and no basis in reality whatsoever.
jameshershey 3 years ago 3
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I think you were right on w/your first reaction.
eliryu 3 years ago
im going to download to my zuNe nowff c
masmotors 3 years ago
hey
ChrisGranger
you have no sense of humor what so ever,although that doesnt suprise me considering you live in that hell hole winnepeg.
theASW 3 years ago 3
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Not even a little bit funny, unless you're retarded or under age 12... or both.
ChrisGranger 3 years ago
This show is the equivelent of me doing LSD/smoking pot. If the government would simply show this to drug addicts for hours each day, this would cure them. :)
ImNotYourFriend212 3 years ago 2
No no no....the only people who actually watch this show do drugs in my experience. Although I'm entertained by them regardless of whether I'm sober or not
Fragilexflame 3 years ago 2
this shouldn't be funny but it is
Solaris989 3 years ago
call my sense of humer warped,but this video is hilarious.LMAO
theASW 3 years ago 2
I wish so bad season 3 would finish off and make it to dvd so they can make a boxset
JonKinchIsLegit 3 years ago
im going out right now to get the box set. love this show to death
guidedog1 3 years ago
You have to be pretty intelligent to truly appreciate tim & eric.
grilledrainbow 3 years ago 4
yeah like as smart as at least 3 fully grown men
johnbourbon 3 years ago
I hope they make this show for the next 50+ years of my life. (Assuming I live that long.)
gungaroo22 3 years ago 4
i wish i could, but they don't air it here!
Janannne 3 years ago
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THIS SHOW IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why do people like this show? so Fucking stupid. It really is GAY they talk about gay shit on it. ALL YOU GUY WRITING COMMENTS ABOUT THIS SHOW SAYING ITS GOOD ARE A TOTAL FAG!! Please Reply so I can oficially call you a faggot!
KILLME1017 3 years ago
Please get on lithium, FAG.
TexasPsychoK 3 years ago 3
why so much hate
AntiCitizenOne1 3 years ago 2
All this talk about homosexuality. I think you are having trouble repressing your desire to fondle a man's orbs, Dan.
Dooality 3 years ago 4
the awesome show...where's my pep pep!!!??
MetalGearAaronC 3 years ago 4
great show and boondocks is boring
masmotors 3 years ago
Hey tim and eric...awesome show, great job!
gamefanatic1131 3 years ago
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and none of you reallize this show is gay
???
i mean they talk about gay butt sex how gay is that
kekon3 3 years ago
But you're gay kekon3 and we don't judge you. Also you type like a 13 year old Anime geek, great job!
TexasPsychoK 3 years ago 2
Man I do that shit at parties. When the party's on, the trou are off.
JuIsTheLaw 3 years ago
Ha! Love it.
jebsievers 3 years ago
Reminds me of "Oooohhh MA MA!"
Sturmvogel 3 years ago
Meatgrinder was here...
NSFU
LOL LOve it!
meatgrindershow 3 years ago
this is the best show ever created
EggMoneyProductions 3 years ago 2
Not just the best show, Tim and Eric and the future of entertainment and, dare I say, civilization itself.
mcdanie5 3 years ago 6
So funny !
themaniacboy 3 years ago
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This is seriously one of the worst shows ever created... it's so terrible that horrible doesn't even describe it. Everything they have ever done has been total disaster. Why the fuck does adult swim even support them? They're fucking terrible comedians not even mediocre.
MysticTrunksHQ 3 years ago
Another lame fan of anime who's just mad because even Adult Swim thinks anime is for fags.
TexasPsychoK 3 years ago 8
what?!! adultswim shows hella anime.
elliotcheely 3 years ago
Great Job!
rwp80 3 years ago 3
I couldnt have said it better myself
DigitalPwn 3 years ago
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agreed i love it when they bann another show but that also means another one even gayer after squidbillies i hated adult swim and can they hurry up with season 3 of boondocks that show is badass this show is so gay it makes me fell uncomfortarble
kekon3 3 years ago
change the dam channel then. this show isnt gay its funny as hell why are you even looking at this vid in the first place.
ramza675 3 years ago
i dont watch it i watch the first ep and i hated it and of course i cant change your opinion but that dusnt mean i cant have mine and hate other people for there comments...wait let me try that again
kekon3 3 years ago
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watch season 3 on my channel
mdogg20v1 3 years ago
ME on season 3
SCAR416 3 years ago
oh yeah, i love "ooh mamma"
that one was weird, but epic!
iluvhighfives 3 years ago 3
lmao!!! i love them!!
fantastical444 3 years ago