After-Shift Drink: A Fortune Cookie Tip!? FML!

[lgitweezer]

Should we contact the authorities? starting to get worried, you were doing so well with the updates.

[colecampbell1]

where have you gone? come back mister waiter man!

[IlI63BRAVOIIl]

The reason most guys don't have your vocal range is their testicles prevent it.

[sngany]

Where are you M.W.M.? Missing your videos! Hope all is well and the holidays were good for you!

[LevismamaH]

LMFAO!!! "Always ask!!!" Just last week I had the same situation, I have been in the service industry for 29 years, PLEASE don't tell me how to do my job, I know how to do THISSSSSS!!!!

[GoddessMara18]

Ugh I hate when people try and tell me how to do my job. 50% of my guests will ask for straws while I'm putting drinks down because I keep the straws in my pocket and place them on the table afterwards. Really? I'm going to give you your god damn straws just give me a fucking second here.

[Nekanie]

If the fortune cookie had a 100 dollars in it, it would be good. :)

[Nekanie]

I'm so proud of you not smashing the empty glass over his empty head. <3

[Nekanie]

Tea here! And yes you did Mr. Waiter man, it was a good video.

[Kevins93cobra]

It's always funny in so many comments, people mention their tip percentage, yet never their sales. A 20% average isn't anything to brag about it you only rang $750 in sales while someone else averaged 15% on $1,500 in sales.

[LevismamaH]

@Kevins93cobra That is BS!!! Think of your lunch servers who have to deal with being cut early, maybe only selling $300, if they are lucky enough to average 15%, what are they going home with???

[Kevins93cobra]

@LevismamaH I don't think you understand my comment. I'm saying that percentage along doesn't mean everything. Someone could brag about a 24% average, but if they only rang in $990 in sales, that means they took home $216. However if I rang in $1900 tonight, and averaged 18%, that means I took home $342. So, percentage is important, but only in relation to sales.

[thomasplumlee]

I keep forgetting these have to be short messages. (I was 500 characters too long, below).

I had to edit it down. I do hope the general thought was conveyed. M.W.M. you have all the capabilities to think for others, most perfectly.

You'll get my gist!

Thank you as always,

Tommy Plumlee

[thomasplumlee]

M.W.M.,

Yes...what is up with the Iranians in West L.A./B.H., and their arrival at closing time, to sit around for hours with dessert and espresso drinks.

In my time in Hollywood/B.H.,the '80s. CAMPERS on top of low check averages. It really must come from the way they lived in Iran. Their house servants are essentially slaves.

I'm like you M.W.M. If a table comes in late and they say "look",...

The color of your martini on the rocks appeared exactly correct. Kudos once again friend!

[mmr11027]

As if customers who tell you HOW to do your job could even handle walking a mile in your no-slip shoes. If they'd ever done your job, they'd be wise enough to keep their mouths shut.

[missnaomi89]

Ugh I had the worst tables tonight... TWO separate tables ordered entrees that come with a side of sauteed potatoes, BOTH of those tables were disappointed because they somehow conjured up in their heads that it was supposed to come with mashed potatoes, I apologized of course (because its my fault?!) and WITHOUT BEING ASKED TO brought them both a free side of mashed potatoes.. and instead of being grateful both tables said it was just too much food... Really?! what the hell do you want from me?

[1jager17]

I had a party of 30 come in 45 min before I got cut tonight.... Barley 20% now I'm enjoying a nice crisp PBR.. Let's have a sip!!

[SkullPunt]

LMAO! You have to laugh to keep from crying...

[lgitweezer]

I would have snapped too. It's like how I want to bash in the skulls of the morons who insist on pointing at the water glass after I ask if they would like more water!

[andystar89]

i HATE it when people try and teach me how to do my job I've been doing for three and a half years. They're ALWAYS wrong but you can't just say 'dude, back off, I know what I'm doing'