New Math - Bo Burnham

[aimuser3111]

Reminds me so much of Stephen lynch!!!

[glowingfinger]

@aimuser3111 oh, but he's so much better...

[myFRIENDisAunicorn]

im homy... you read that twice :3

[myFRIENDisAunicorn]

a kid with too much in his pants!

[myFRIENDisAunicorn]

what's a bag of chips divided by 5..

[writergahl12]

This song is stuck in my head...

And i want it to stay there forever!! XD

[spuddergirl14]

I hate math but this song makes it so much better!!!!

[gizcatz1999]

132 30 day months 

[NoahMcMannDizzle]

thumbs up if ur dick is bigger then mine

[k3allieee]

Everyday during math my friend and i always say a line from this song. Once my math teacher had a sign that said fractions speak louder then words. needless to say he's my new favorite teacher.

[eswim25]

Oh damn this guy is funny!!!!!!!

[65177cat]

So.... umm...... isn't i^2 negative? Santa multiplied by i is Hitler then? (The real inverse of Santa)

[paramorefan90]

@65177cat you just made my day!!!!

[Dylainn]

I snicker every time anyone mentions anything in this video. e u e

[insanity1998]

I will never take math class seriously anymore o_o :DD

[michaeltpandola]

132 months thenn no more rape

[blackopsy9]

mmmmmm. 13.

[LaundryMonster]

What about Tom Lehrer? ._.

[XxJoJohnsonxX]

I am now passing math class because of this. Math is now so easy. Thank you Bo!!!

[andrewcar48]

35 mounths till they can have a 3 some legally

[andrewcar48]

@andrewcar48 actually 55

[TheGtrman91]

@andrewcar48 same thing, but now she's 11 and 1/2

[TheGtrman91]

@andrewcar48 in what world would having a 3-some with a (basically) 10 year old be legal?

[iRunzNGunz]

@TheGtrman91 he said STATUTORY RAPE,not legal...at 13 years old is the age of consensual sex...lets try to THINK before we speak, mk?

[JokerIzzy]

@iRunzNGunz XD 13? Where the hell do you live? Nevada's got the lowest age of consent in the US (or tied with a few other states) at 16.

[NeverShoutKellyyy]

@JokerIzzy Two states have 14 as age of consent.

[KatrinaMess]

Bo studies comedy. In 1961 Tom Lehrer did a song "New Math" that was this for it's time. Look him up. His songs are still completely relevant and funny as hell.

[Sokatre]

i like how after the michael j fox line everyone in the audience is like "ha! awwwwwwwwwww"

[H4ZiNg]

I'm failing math and got a detention cuz I sang about circumcision

[DaerkciwLuxa]

I am passing math becuase of this song

[geekatron1995]

@DaerkciwLuxa

Fuck. Wow. Really? Because of THIS song, you're comprehending all the lessons in your math class and passing it?

I know you probably meant this as a joke, but... like, what math class are you taking that's THAT fuckin' easy you're passing it because you listen to this song? You're comment's SO unbelievable that it actually stirred me into writing this. There, I'm done.

Sorry, I'm just grumpy 'cause I'm doing actual math homework right now.

[kakashi12121]

If she under 13 just do'em in your head. Best part :D

[sigery97]

Grimmjow Jeagerjaques disliked this video cuz of the fractions/sex thing xD

I liked it though

[music16anime]

i love how bo burnham can turn something like math into this!

[ImJustHereToComment1]

Lyrics are spot on :P

[cyrus364]

HOLY SHIT THE FUCK LOLOL

[thisvideoisover]

it was for school

[thisvideoisover]

i had to write a song to sing about math.... i took out the innaproperattte stuff and i got a D+....

[DaerkciwLuxa]

@thisvideoisover Well you couldn't have been left with much

[murderousintent666]

Hell ya smart comedy that's new!!!

[Avalanche646cptv]

Sang This In My School Assembily..Got Kicked ThroughOut Half The Song And Got Suspended..But I Got An Applause :)

[brandon4117]

I'm sending this to my math teacher.

[Trashcangspp]

i wish my math teacher would play this to the class...

[KatrinaMess]

LMAO!!!!

Why is a seven year old having threesomes? Specifically, to offend the hell out of you. To make you think, because the odds are astronomically high that the 14 and 12 year old are already screwing- but you didn't really notice that part did you? Or think it through. How awful of you!

[MoonHawk98]

Why is a seven-year-old having threesomes.

[ninjacupcake23]

I aced my test on percents, my quiz on time... and my pop quiz on volume.

Thank you Bo. It may be offencive, but its funny, and makes children smarter.

[SBizzleFilms]

All my tabs are either Beatles songs or Bo Burnham. I like it this way.

[SEMP3RxFI]

@colifer100 i read it like 4 times lol

[WorldsMostAwesome7]

and makes it ofansive lol

[BlackRoadSociety]

@WorldsMostAwesome7 I bet i can guess your ethnicity.

[BlackRoadSociety]

@WorldsMostAwesome7 I bet i can guess your ethnicity.

[WorldsMostAwesome7]

@BlackRoadSociety okay



[welcome2myhappyworld]

Do u have an mp3 file of this version?



[1mikeizawesome]

Lmao, that last one fucking killed me

[drewman515]

dam bo you need to hide you porn better

[BandagedXxKnees]

I learned logarithms today. I couldn't stop singing this song

[SydnieForever14]

My mom walked by when I was playing this on my guitar :P

[colifer100]

im going to go watch pom. like if u read this twice.

[DragonQuack]

@colifer100 pom?

[EmoPandaXD2]

@Chaowalker When Lance Armstrong won his 7th?

[TayNugSoph]

If there 13, do them in your head. (;



[chaowalker]

When did he change it from six titles to seven titles at the Tour de France?

[4evapyro]

I'm over thirteen!! YES!

[jorayx]

I was left speechless and unable to laugh for 20 seconds... Mindfucked.

[mjrocks66]

Oddly, i passed my math test with this xD

[Oceanmistsupporter25]

Uhh, this next song takes something that's not that fun, math, and makes it offensive.

[mathrules88]

math is like sex, add the bed, subtract the close, divide the legs, hope you dont multiply

[ReconChuck]

@mathrules88 you probably aren't the best person at speaking/typing English, are you?

[GabeLasher14]

@ryanthereporter You, sir, are an idiot.

[ryanthereporter]

@GabeLasher14 I understand every joke except that one knowing a directors medical conditions isnt my top priority

[ryanthereporter]

will someone explain the micheal j fox joke to me lol

[blobi456]

@ryanthereporter micheal j. fox is a director who has a muscle syndromey-disease where he is basically always shkey

[ryanthereporter]

@blobi456 Thanks i knew he was a director but i didnt know that much better answer then the other douchebac who answered

[GoodEnoughToWatch]

@blobi456 it's parkinsons diesies

[bluejayluver211]

i like how he says offense

[tosen78]

i tried to teach my brother a factor tree. it said to "develop your own problem" so i put make a factor tree of all the resons my brothers girlfriend left him, and i literally just drew asian porn in a tree. he didnt get it. but his teacher did

[torijane35]

i got excited when i saw my name in the song, then i found out it was about rape....

[torijane35]

i got excited when i saw my name in the ong, then i found out it was about rape....

[johnedward430]

i love the beggining



[Nikki151515]

squaring numbers are like women, if they're under 13 just do 'em in your head. XD

[lastblacksmuf]

@Nikki151515 best lline in it

[TheTechnoTurtle]

@Nikki151515 I had to go back and check if it was actually 13. Shouldn't it be 18???

[GoodEnoughToWatch]

@TheTechnoTurtle the legal age of consent is 18 but bo is one crazy mother fucker

[chaowalker]

@GoodEnoughToWatch Even though this makes me sound creepy: In the U.S., it actually ranges from 16-18 depending on the state. However, I think it has to be 18 no matter what state for media depictions (either that, or it's because so many shows are made in California where they have to be 18).

[zWooTWooTz]

@Nikki151515 fucking greatest line i hav ever heard in my life... (just made my facebook status xD)

[chrissy0102]

fucking GENIUS!!!!

[TheJKMFilms]

I used to hate math.

[Purerasslin]

@TheJKMFilms then you took an arrow to the knee?

[mykailaberrymusic]

@TheJKMFilms I still do! besides this math! Bo burnham made me love it!

[Vykerie]

@TheDarthScorpious Guess not.

[Bradallred1000]

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