BabySafe Ball Makes Shaking Infants Guilt And Injury Free

[1Hakuna1Matata1]

@thiefrules you mean LISTEN?

[thiefrules]

If you wanna know why kids cry, watch Kids by MGMT.

[93224956]

is dis real it seems kinda messed up n ive neva herd of the onion bfor

[TheStormofStorms]

@93224956 yes its real ;)

[JoelTGM]

Ive heard of these before where do I buy one? It could roll around in the back of my pickup truck on long road trips, or if the product is as tough as she says I bet we could play soccer with the baby even though he's not old enough to walk yet.

[OrlopRat42]

I was killed by being shaken when I was a baby. But it never stopped me from making comments on YouTube.

[duckypwns]

I hate babies.

[hmjs13]

@duckypwns not as much as me.

[1Hakuna1Matata1]

@Kaneunable 1. The whole point of this is to keep the baby SAFE so no he did not die and 2. Improper grammar!

[BloodStatic76]

I dunno which was worse. The idea that baby shaking was used as comedy or the fact that I laughed nearly throughout. Probably both lol

[lukethegreat101]

love how its safe but as soon as they shake it the baby starts crying...onion subtly is the best

[freddiejos]

To all the stupid people out there: this is fake :)

[779hollywood]

That just made me feel so much better...

[odie651]

I want one for my 3 month old cousin

[gluesniffer2]

OMG this funny as shit

[Kaneunable]

Did he died?

[Beowaffle]

@Kaneunable They accidentally the whole thing.

[TheBoyofnothing]

This is'nt funny at all if anybody even has the idea of shaking they're baby then they need to be killed.

[Xeginy]

@TheBoyofnothing And anybody who surfs YouTube and finds an Onion video, but doesn't realize that it's satire (because the Onion is not a real network, jesus) deserves to be stuffed into a BabySafe Ball.

[iska788]

@TheBoyofnothing lame

[thebiweeklyshow]

@TheBoyofnothing Well I'd say that's an exaggeration, but yes I agree that this stuff really doesn't belong here. It's NOT funny.

[Fronken89]

"Learn how to computer!", haha, really love the small things they add in every video :P

[MrBunnyWasHereFirst]

Wait a minute... my name is Tyler... this may explain my phobia of clowns o.o

[Ubisunt0]

This should replace the Today Show

[dclark12553]

I may as well just cage him, instead, I am not gonna go pay probably $100 just to abuse my kid, and suffocate him????

[avivkpis]

@dclark12553 it's a joke -_-...

[dclark12553]

how is the baby going to breathe?????

[leodemi23]

when he grows up you'll wonder why he's afraid of clowns xD

[XblackswanXx]

@leodemi23 Lol that's what I was thinking too XD

[m1c000l]

chicks are crazy

[jamesarongray]

She's pretty sexy when she goes crazy.

[joshuaunderwood7]

Oh this is awful. But funny.

[catpenis27]

321 people have never had kids.

[TheMaddieWest]

hahHahha I feel horrible for laughing at this but it's so funny "that's it.. let it out Gracie..."

[kindomhearts423]

LOL

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

This is both hilarious and very screwed up.

[MegaKlazzy]

messed up

[TriplePProject]

321 people will find issue with just about anything.

[ajsave13]

Maybe this is why my sister has a fear of clowns......

[1221aut]

whoa, for a sec i thought it was real.

its f$%k*d up.

[Nitruix]

@1221aut that makes you retarded.

[Homersimpsonsfanful]

WHY AREN'T WE FUNDING THIS?!

[TheYouwontgetit]

i am not sure if that is a good parenting...

[NotIkeman]

Would've saved me a lot of lawyer bills if this had been invented five years ago.

[KingDustley]

@REVAN2338

REVAN: "Also punctuation how does it work?"

I guess it's a mystery to both of you...

[ajgurung7]

the baby's acting is superb better than most hollywood actors..

[FastLifeInc]

i hate clowns

[edumad]

LOL, you ppl do realize he probably only had the cover on for 2-3 secs right?

[AntiRacismAndHateCom]

Can I get one for my computer?

[OpenTheTrollGate]

321 people shaked their babies to death

[AlbertWeskerfan100]

I want one!! LOL

[emiliamandaza]

i feel so guilty laughin at ths....

[readywildplayer]

i didn't like the video i thought that was sick and how does it breathe

[SnoBlackMelbkour]

@readywildplayer you dumb shit :D

[miguel061]

PURE GENIUS

[Zillionatom]

This ball reminds me of the companion cube :)

[nintendofool]

@Zillionatom portal reference FTW lol

[LastCynicStanding]

I still think she looks hot when she attacks that thing.

[marine5546]

How does the baby breathe?

[hippywill]

@marine5546 it dosent have to be i there that long just untill your done :)

[erasmusso]

@marine5546 There's enough air in there, although I wouldn't keep it for too long...

[ADTR72494]

the funniest part of the onion is the people who don't know it's a joke

[moleman40000]

@ADTR72494 every time you fucks say this one naive motherfucker learns WHY CANT YOU JUST STOP

[ADTR72494]

@moleman40000 we like making naive motherfuckers feel stupid. that's why

[Blacckkfire]

@ADTR72494 That's why I don't like the newer onion. The old onion tried their best to make it seem real.

[dotZodiac]

@Blacckkfire Read the comments, they're doing just fine.

[CashMiester]

317 people's parents shook them without the baby-safe ball...

[foodiedave]

Oh, just roll that thing into the river, already.

[Luppay131498]

I hope this is fake… Shaking a baby is terrible, no matter what…

[ashliebelle]

@Luppay131498 Shaking a baby isn't terrible with the BabySafe Ball! My baby loves it. He's stopped crying and actually stopped babbling and laughing and is now blissfully silent all the time. I've never gotten so much sleep!

[xXxGenasai]

@Luppay131498 like orbit gum?

[celloplaya17]

@Luppay131498 congratulations, you've made it into a special group of people that, despite many commenters assuring uneasy viewers, still cannot decide what is real, and satire. weirdos welcome

[graciosaWHITEchick]

@TerribleVarietyTV i dont care if its not real its still fucking stupid to make this shit up

[GnosticAtheist]

@graciosaWHITEchick Oh my, did you get your penis stuck in a baby or something? Lighten up!

[graciosaWHITEchick]

people are fucking stupid this is not funny or entertaining idgaf if its real what kind of person makes this shit up for fun?

[GnosticAtheist]

@graciosaWHITEchick The kind that is able to seperate words and reality, fiction and real life.

[Raveninety9]

2:26 hardcore sex scene...

[CenkoFett]

"Your baby will just see clowns"

THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!

[tsavonglah52922]

Wow, it had to be from Jersey

[SmegmoliO]

I AM DEFINITELY BUYING THIS FOR MY KIDS !

[MrThePwnisher]

When will the next video be up, I want to learn to computer.

[Bulbulkaya16]

ey where is the next today now I LOVE THIS SHIT

[nuwenese]

Milf

[bigfugde86]

where can i order one?

[alexschrank]

"And you stay right where you are, because after the break, we're gonna learn computers!"

[aznyang16]

that so retarded

[xXDr3amyXunicornsXx]

your so right 

[corwin11412]

Casey Anthony should have used this...

[viking977]

tracy's got problems

[MrTBPhineas]

I like how the inside has clowns so that is all your baby is thinking about while you are shaking it furiously.

[graciosaWHITEchick]

This shit is fucking stupid if you don't have the patience to figure out why the baby is crying or the control th put her down somewhere safe then you arent ready for a child. this 'invention' if i can call it that, is a waste and teaches parents to act out violently towards their children this woman is nuts......

[manga4428]

@graciosaWHITEchick Hey idiot... It's not real. God your dumb.

[kevmizter5]

@graciosaWHITEchick every person in their right mind knows its SATIRE.

[zombslayer360]

@graciosaWHITEchick based on your comment, one can imply that you you believe The Onion to be a credible news source, which it isn't. you should learn how to tell fiction from reality.

[DaveyLers5150]

@graciosaWHITEchick I love people that think the onion is real because it makes me look smart!!!

[REVAN2338]

@graciosaWHITEchick I agree, I prefer stomping on there heads.

[graciosaWHITEchick]

@REVAN2338 that isnt funny........at all................considering my baby sister was beat to death you asshole

[REVAN2338]

@graciosaWHITEchick Hey Don't blame me, who beats baby's anyways? It's better to Stomp them, much more efficient let's you move on to more quickly. Also punctuation how does it work?

[scottg4520]

@graciosaWHITEchick i was your sister

[Orbitron24]

"Stay tuned, because when we come back we're gonna learn computers"

"How renovating your house can add three years to your marriage"

[strumpfkoter]

holy fuck :D

[Werechimps1]

Hey, Casey Anthony needs this!

[51shack]

im sry even tho its fake. this is just fu**** up

[Owlman2122]

In England this is called a plastic bag

[peterfaj]

How does it breathe?

[squishsqo]

This was funny, but, I feel like they shouldn't have used an actual newborn baby in this.

[brizihe]

@squishsqo Why? What's wrong with putting a baby in a strap for 2 seconds and taking him out? Isn't that how they ride cars?

[horselady41]

@squishsqo they would have taken him out before they started, look at how the camera isn't on the ball from 1:53 to 1:57 :D

[abnor12]

That's like handing out condoms after an abstinence class.

[acecalgal1]

Oh and P.S I think he was crying in there. Poor poor baby!

[acecalgal1]

This made me cry. And CLOWNS?! Really? I think instead of clowns it should be animals, smiling animals. It would be torture wait not would be WILL be torture for everyone. And they closed him? More like a trap ball, and what kind of person would shake a baby??? A bad adult would. :('

[flippyflip6911]

@acecalgal1 your fucking dumb as hell its obviously fake

[acecalgal1]

@flippyflip6911 Ok you could have told me it was just fake sheesh!

[jack101564]

holy crap i didnt know what to expect after 1:20

haha love the onion

[Kendorager]

Why not just lock them in their closet with no foor OR juice? >_>

[Jsd8675]

You people who don't think this is funny are dull losers. I'm sorry your mind is so mundanely aligned.

[graciosaWHITEchick]

@Jsd8675 its not funny because hurting and infant is sick it cant defend itself i dont care if its fake this shit is dumb

[GnosticAtheist]

@graciosaWHITEchick Have you heard about the ancient "spin the baby" technique? You take a baby, insert your penis in it, grab its feet and you spin it around. It is an effective cure against aids. Well, atleast that is what they do, more or less, in Africa.

Sad really, much like reality itself.

[dmarescajr]

@GnosticAtheist sick fuck

[2pitbullsandaboxer]

@Kendorager What's this 'Food of Juice'?

[omgyouranub]

@2pitbullsandaboxer HAHAHAHAHAH



[Stormfail]

@flocka11ful You're a fucking idiot.

[Badabadafrolehes2]

@flocka11ful Even though it's clearly a joke and should be taken as such

[Michylikespie]

I definightly need to know how to computer

[chocolatetuesday]

There is no baby in that stupid ball thing. -.- 

[zerosvc2]

@chocolatetuesday

No shit.

[ShawnsterVideos]

Clowns painted on the inside??? The Horror!

Fuck NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!

[cacaisports1]

They're trying to kill the baby!

[lpoki8897]

I must own this product! this is super amazing! now to find a baby to put inside it.

[desenagrator]

Just got this in the mail today! Now my baby is safe from injury and I'm safe from legal trouble! Thanks BabySafe Ball!

[Kfowlkes09]

I'll bet that the girl that shook her baby to death for interrupting her game on facebook wished she had one of these...

[greshy92]

I don't actually find that funny. I'm super sad now

[BottleJuiceMusic]

@greshy92 You're super gay

[Ljoose]

Ladykuchiki must have ben a baby at one point

[babypuncherr]

i wanna learn computers.....

[crappyfilmproduction]

Hurray for baby-safe shaking technology! :D Woo hoo!

[HyrAyl]

Even with these high-tech marvels to help me, i still don't want to have children.

[zachishellacool]

311 people dont have one of these

[12345678nicdeane]

this is fucking retarded, "i put my first born in and beat him with a hammer"

[Mossgate97]

@12345678nicdeane Its not retarded and its not a joke, its really helpful and a good product.

[12345678nicdeane]

@Mossgate97 its clearly a joke.. try find a way to actually buy this product.... and why would they air this when the baby cries and the host goes spaz. and they story before it "plan your dog's dream vacation"

[LadyKuchiki1]

this is not funny in the least...

[DavidRectum]

@LadyKuchiki1 It's as funny as you are stupid.

[kayla1441]

wow really funny

[TrevComix]

They never taught me computers. :(

[TriggerHappyChicken]

I laugh at all the morons in the comments who think this is real

[WeezyWackRecords]

People the onion is fake. It's satire

[farneyblakeley]

this is how circumcision happens, objectifying infants and disregarding instincts

[HyddenRiver]

lol my mate took 2:30 minutes to realise this was actually fake not just American...

[NubMaster09]

@HyddenRiver As an American, I find your comment offensive and hilarious.

[lilah66]

Dose'nt anyone feel sorry for that poor baby? hose people and anyone that finds this funny are sick!

[Davisrullzs]

@lilah66 Are you stupid or something? Do you actually think the baby is inside it? It's people like you that Onion works best to troll. Tool.

[wootsh33p]

@lilah66

Not very bright, are you? There isn't a baby in there. They cut the tape and took the baby out.

Jeez, some people>_>

[DBBritches]

LoL where can I get this???

[kakuichi]

@ 1:36 the look of disgust on tracy's face while looking at the little pisspot is f'n priceless!

[AlexHurstProd]

BE GONE DEMON BE GONE !!!!!!!!

THIS IS EVIL !

[METALMAN4Wii]

That's My Invention Wth.....?

[dancerchikk13]

This is NOT funny.

[SUDDIrawr]

They have to make a model for eldery, so that perfectly normal people can be with their grandparents without killing them. Nursing homes would make a profit of having these things too. When they become to annoying/costly to being kept alive, you can just say that it opened by mistake when they were being stabbed repeatedly.

[jhoward07]

lol at 2:16 there is the biggest dent in it hahaha

[MomoRawrsYouForever]

u guys are assholes in this video xD

[jane81SC]

Stupid!!!!!

[RHIANNAKM]

WOW if only this had been out when i had my first baby at 14! Amazing invention!

[asherel]

@RHIANNAKM wtf 14????

[vinayak2081]

Iditos, they were babies too biggest fools shameful

[FootballRevshawn]

This is terrible. :<

[Brycegameroom]

307 people tried to make their own.



[WyattNyte15]

The Show host lady is a NATURAL!

[MsCerealKiller]

They need a toddler-size one

[bigrigross]

The sad thing is, if this was real, it would sell so well.

[Manaarr]

WTF? that's real? no way!!! hahaha ..nooo that's not fuunny omg :|

[TormentedYoung]

@Manaarr It isn't intended to be funny. The BabySafe Ball is a very important part of any parent's world. I mean think of how irresponsible it is to kick your baby down the stairs without being in the warmth and safety of this ingenius invention. Before, when I threw my baby against the wall, Child Services came and the baby cried even more! But now, with the BabySafe Ball, I can stab my baby and put cigarettes out on him without fear of injury or legal problems! Thanks, BabySafe Ball!

[thecryingsoul]

@TormentedYoung that... is just psyco. srsly