How to microwave a cat

[TheSpecialangels]

What freaks us out is that single gal living in Dallas TX, on "Dooms Day Preppers" reality show. She has several cats as she demonstrates to cameramen exactly how/where she'll place the shot in cats head rather than leave them, fend for themselves so won't starve.

Somethin juss ain't rite with dat gals brain

Of course I don't want my cats suffering, but, cats are resourceful,

My bugout bag will carry ALL my cats!

and IF the world really at end, leave those cats be!

still shuddering She's scary.

[billhaley1868]

@TheSpecialangels Yeah, some people are just plain cruel!

[lionkinglover86]

fake

[mfsflyer1]

cut scene lol

[IlluminatReptilian]

I was about to totally flip out, thinking you were really fixing to microwave that cat, until the screen went black, that's when I knew it wasn't real and I'm relieved because there are a LOT of people who really do, do things like this and think it's funny. Rednecks in particular do shit like really microwaving cats, because all rednecks hate cats. However, I should have known by the number of video hits that, it was fake.Had it been real? This video would have been pulled as fast as it went up

[billhaley1868]

@IlluminatReptilian lol!

[flipper184]

Jeeze people if you want Gone With The Wind type that in the search bar don't clic on Microwaved Cat.I got here after I went thru all the tabletop Atom Bombs.I hope those don't give some nutcase any ideas.Next time have a Bar-B-Que chicken roll out after the blast and you'll really get some hits. Thanks for posting.

[billhaley1868]

@flipper184 LMAO! Gone with the Wind, that's rich lol!

You're right, I hope this doesn't give some nutjob any ideas. But, for one, Youtube wouldn't allow a REAL microwaved cat video on here. And, second, if I woulda put in somthing like a bbq'ed chicken(trust me, I did think about it) these people would FLIPPED OUT on me thinking it was real. If you've read some of these comments, most already do lol! Thanks for watching and being a stand up guy!

[glock2740c1]

hey skrew u i was about to say fuck you and call the cops or ill murder u meh self pepole who fake it are fucked up u rly think people want to see this shit FUCK YOU

[billhaley1868]

@glock2740c1 Wow. Such language for such a little man! Judging by your videos, you look like your about 10yrs old. Someone needs a timeout!

Thanks for watching!

[peacefish84]

Seriously, people who post these fake joke videos need help....learn what real humor is. This is NOT FUNNY!!! You'll give other idiots ideas...IDIOT!

[billhaley1868]

@peacefish84 And its idiots like you who help give me over 17,000 views. Remember, YOU looked this up and watched it!

Thanks for watching!

[peacefish84]

@billhaley1868 Technically, I didn't look it up...it was on the sidebar while I was watching other videos, and I wanted to see if I needed to report this. Have to click on it to do that. What exactly are you gaining by having so many views? Do you get paid per view or something? Didn't think so. You just like to make people angry. It's obvious. Grow up! and like I said...learn what real humor is, PLEASE!!!

[billhaley1868]

@peacefish84 Actually, I do get paid for this, I'm on the Rev-share Program. Report this? What are you... a troll-narc? The Internet Police? Relax, it was just a gag. Now if you wanna see funny, check out my 'Beernuts' video!

[peacefish84]

@billhaley1868 Well pardon me, sell-out. To me, you're making money the way prostitutes and the like do. Pity. You should be ashamed. Yeah, I reported it. Even if it's fake, it PROMOTES animal cruelty. I'll be sure to never check out any of your videos...

[billhaley1868]

@peacefish84 Sell out? Hardly. Prostitiute? Shit, I wish I was pullin in that kind of money for this. For one, Rev-share approached ME for the program. And second, the money I make on Rev-share can't even buy me one soda a month. And please, please stop watching my videos, I don't need your views, because you obviously haven't seen the rest of my channel, better vids than this on there.

[peacefish84]

@billhaley1868 Then why don't you delete this one...it's obviously not in good taste....much better ways to make money dude

[billhaley1868]

@peacefish84 I'm not in this for the money, because God knows there's no money here for ppl like us. I do this for an artistic and creative release. This video was done just for the shock and awe effect. But sadly its my highest viewed video, and I'm not about to throw away 17,000 views, sorry. Feel free to check out my channel, we do tons of other stuff, special effects, high speed footage, home made horror... Hell, you might enjoy some of it! lol

[Porojukaha]

@peacefish84 what is wrong with prostitution? Its women doing what they LOVE doing for men who are willing to pay for it. As long as they are not forced like they are in eastern europe and they are doing it of their own free will and choice and no one is being abused it seems fine to me. Is it a sin...yeah, but so is judging others, so to judge prostitutes is to sin. Societies job is not to legislate sin. It is to legislate harm that comes to innocent 3rd parties of voluntary transactions.

[Porojukaha]

@peacefish84 I mean, I would never visit a prostitute. But I dont see why that means that I should demonize such people. They are making money selling sin...so are tobacco companies, yet we dont demonize them.

[Porojukaha]

@billhaley1868 "AND YOU'LL BE REPORTED TO CYBERPOLICE, AND CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE, THE SAME!!!" LOL watch?v=jG1h-BAYSbE

[Porojukaha]

@peacefish84 Hey peacfish, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HIPPY NO ONE CARES!!

I for one am seriously dissapointed that SOMEONE hasnt microwaved a cat on this site....over 1 million cats are euthanized each year due to overpopulation. What is one more in a microwave for 100000 peoples entertainment? (It would horrify and sicken me.....but i'm also so curious!)

[TSUKIRO666]

phew!! good is just a joke!! when the oven exploded I could see it was empty LOL

[billhaley1868]

@TSUKIRO666 LOL! Thanks for watching!

[PAULLONDEN]

I hope your conscious is clear ,for not bringing some nutcase upon an idea. You've got a fried mind ☠

[irish89055]

@billhaley1868 hey dummy... what didn't you get about Irish in my name? I translated his broken insults. But as a result of having lived in NY I do know lots of Italians... I'm American and live in Richmond,Va... why don't you bring your junky ass down here and I'll be glad to continue this in person.? Estremofilo says chao..

[billhaley1868]

@irish89055 Oh good, you DO speak English! So... suck a dick and ban you!

Thanks for watching!

[estremofilo]

FIGLIO DI PUTTANA!SEI UN MALATO DI MENTE!FRUSTRATO E IMPOTENTE CON LA FACCIA DI CAZZO!

[billhaley1868]

@estremofilo S p e a k E n g l i s h !

[estremofilo]

@billhaley1868 Fan culo te e l'inglese!Io sono ITALIANO e parlo ITALIANO e comunque che tua madre è una puttana e tu un idiota lo hai capito benissimo MERDA UMANA!

[Porojukaha]

@estremofilo Io non ho mai visto un italiano così arrabbiato. Non si lavora per la mafia?

(translation: I have never seen such an angry Italian, do you work for the mafia? LOL

[estremofilo]

@Porojukaha lavoro con tua madre sui viali non con la mafia!IDIOTA!

[Porojukaha]

@estremofilo generalmente le prostitute lavorano per la mafia. Poi stai dicendo che tu lavora per ambi. Tu sei cagna di tutti non è vero?

[Porojukaha]

@Porojukaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[billhaley1868]

@estremofilo English, fucker! Speak it?!

[HUbbAbUbbA1256]

Omg I laughed my butt off hilarious the part with the empty microwave exploding lol

[billhaley1868]

@HUbbAbUbbA1256 You should read some of the comments on this! Some ppl actually think we really microwaved an actual cat!

Thanks for watcing!

[RMac777]

Lmao at people who are offended because they think this is real.

[xXspiderfanXx]

i like when the microwave exploded there was nothing in it lol

[Untrue64]

I was gonna be pissed if you actually did that! lol

[jody24ful]

I'll bet you can even put your hand under your arm and make funny noises. I hope you dont get a blender for xmas

[bcwlegokids]

r u weerd or sumert because u r a waste of youtube space u sick person u should go to prison

[billhaley1868]

@bcwlegokids First, learn to spell. Second, STFU and go play with your Legos and trains, little boy! And thanks for watching!

[dee5family]

@bcwlegokids i agree

[gplus46]

What was the point?

[billhaley1868]

@gplus46 No point, none what-so-ever!

Thanks for watching!

[gplus46]

@billhaley1868

I think thats what god said when satan asked him what is the point of creation. lol

[tf2sniper100]

if it WAS real id hunt u down and stick YOU in the microwave

[billhaley1868]

@tf2sniper100 boy, you got some big internet-balls, huh?

[bbigdouble]

@billhaley1868 stfu! you think your so funny and cool cause you posted a video of fake animal cruelty!

[billhaley1868]

@bbigdouble Yes, ha ha, yes I do!

Thanks for watching!

[billhaley1868]

@od1wan ban you

[POOPYxWONTON]

err people are stupid to believe this is real because when it explodes open no cat falls out..

[carsonskater123]

u should be in jail,even thow it is a fake!B****

[billhaley1868]

@carsonskater123 lighten-the-fuck-up!

[mackoman12]

xD that microwave made me laugh :I

[SuperColinman]

sick and nasty only a complete asshole would do this

[billhaley1868]

@SuperColinman And only a DUMB-ASS (yeah, that's you) would make a comment like that without watching the WHOLE video to the END to find out it was a PRANK! ...dumb-ass

[282Saint]

fake



[billhaley1868]

@282Saint derp

[ceterababe]

You are one f***ed up dude.........Jokes like this are NOT FUNNY.

[billhaley1868]

@ceterababe Ok ok, try this one... 'A priest, a monk and a rabi walk into a bar...'

[RunAWayOrStay]

you better not hurt a cat or kitty cause i will come after you

[billhaley1868]

@RunAWayOrStay *pulls tee-shirt over head, raises both hands in the air and with best Cornholio impression says...* "ARE YOU THREATNING ME?!!"

[MrTheKota]

no you suck

[2010californa]

nice face

[XoxoseleneXoxo]

Francispeloquin will you SHUT THE FUCK and it is NOT a FAKE!!!!!!!

[Editisement]

@XoxoseleneXoxo WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS NOT A FAKE?! Did you see a microwaved cat after it exploded

[TheSmashingApples]

I shit my pants.

[x0MyLILpwny0x]

lol i like how people dont know its a prank

[billhaley1868]

@x0MyLILpwny0x I know, it still gets me too lol!

Thanks for watching!

[XoxoseleneXoxo]

Is not fake everyone is prank all the time

[LittleChrisx32]

I hate this video

[billhaley1868]

@LittleChrisx32 :D

[BBPatterson12]

Holy shit, the cat ninja-d out of the microwave before it could finish him off!

[dlfjsdhfjksdhfjksdfh]

fake

[billhaley1868]

@dlfjsdhfjksdhfjksdfh Great name! It just rolls off the keyboard, huh? lol

[DelaCruzRowel]

i got shocked there

[Rainbowdash509]

Abuser

[quantumreflex]

I actually jumped out my skin, didn't expect that bang!

[billhaley1868]

@quantumreflex lol! Thanks for watching!

[zuckersteinchen]

looooool, jackson in the microwave....

[billhaley1868]

@zuckersteinchen lmao! Good to see someone with a sense of humor! If you liked this, you'll LOVE the sequel! Still wanna be friends? btw, thanks for watching!

[guitarristaspt]

WTF!!!!!

what is wrong with you.

i was expecting microwaved pieces of cat and you fake it. i f**king hate you

now i have to wait until i get out of my parents house to microwave my own cat.

[billhaley1868]

@guitarristaspt It'll be alright

[malcolmscotty1]

love all the animal lovers freaking out....classic

[billhaley1868]

@malcolmscotty1 I know, right? And they just keep pouring in!

Thanks for watching!

[FrancisPeloquin]

ITS A FAKE, SHUT UUUUUUUUP

[harveyfilmz]

OH MY GOD!! Why would you even joke about such a thing?!?!!

[ExothermicVideos]

You DAMN well better be kidding. I'll report your ass the aspca man!

[billhaley1868]

This was nothing, wait til you see the sequeal!

Thanks for watching!

[wannalickmahballs]

lmfao! this guys good :P

[noodlesmealey]

theylll have these trans dna machines soon,i won one,i made a bunch of idiots who make microwave cats videos out of/ from my mere excrement. wow technology.

[blighor]

cat is not dead

[ultracheater1]

1:01 thank god, meanie

[Piotrek1700]

WTF it is so realy stuped this is idiot

[billhaley1868]

@Piotrek1700 derp-derp!

[jonaldreagan]

@billhaley1868 U DO SUCK GET A LIFE MORON ATS RULE U SUCK!

[billhaley1868]

@jonaldreagan suck a dick, fatboy! who rattled your cage?! if you dont like this video, don't fucking watch it, looser-asshole!

[montbarbon]

minable



[00YsoSerious00]

KILL YOU AND HATE YOU SO DIE YOU CAT KILER

[billhaley1868]

@00YsoSerious00 Thank you so much for your support! The next one will be dedicated to you, my friend!

[coldspringboy]

Cats are the fuckin dumbest animals and they stink so i am glad someone put a cat in a microwave. And learn how to spell dumbass its just a cat!

[jonaldreagan]

@coldspringboy UR A DUMBASS TOO :D U = IDIOT

[ultracheater1]

@coldspringboy

(twitch)

[ttsfunnyshit]

um ya lornasnail your looking in the wrong place to send hate mail about animals getting hurt thats googles job lol so go there and look it up because 99.9% of the stuff on youtube that includes such things as this are fake :-/

[MintBG]

I WANNA SEE CAT GUTS!

[00YsoSerious00]

@MintBG ewwwwwwww and i wanna see you die

[L33tsp3akftw]

why the hell evry1 thinks this is real?

[billhaley1868]

@L33tsp3akftw I know, right?

[oao94]

how can u hate him for NOT putting in the cat....also if hes so sick...why would you even search for this video...hypocrites...

[billhaley1868]

@oao94 *applause*

[lornasnail]

Do the RSPCA know How YOU GET YOUR KICKS .

SICKO

[billhaley1868]

@lornasnail Thanks for your support!

[quantumreflex]

i jumped out of my skin LOL. Very well done dude.

[billhaley1868]

@quantumreflex thanks mate!

[cwalktalk1]

0:02 gee i wonder



[darklight151]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY AND IT'S NOT A GOOD JOKE. YOU SUCK ASS. PUT YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS AND WHISTLE DIXIE.

[billhaley1868]

@darklight151 LMAO @ you

[billhaley1868]

@lildragon842 That's Mr. Ass to you

[MegaGewehr]

LMAO, this was soooo wrong!

[katiedragon451123]

omg YOU PPL R AWFUL WHAT IF I PUT U IN A MICROWAVE U JERK!!!

[TheVestep]

where is the cat ????

[billhaley1868]

@TheVestep he's at home, safe and sound

[Jeannenyc57]

there is an idiot born every second! you are one of them

[billhaley1868]

@Jeannenyc57 so that means you were the one just before or just after me!

[Jeannenyc57]

@Jeannenyc57 What I want to really say, is that, "It may give kids an idea, and I would hate that, as I love all animals

[xXxXCr4zyXxXx]

Blahaha that scared the hell out of me! ^_^

[billhaley1868]

@xXxXCr4zyXxXx

hehe

[nil1230]

give me a cat n microwave..n i will do it.

[Tim9564]

My cat did that too....but i didnt have to put him in the microwave.

[billhaley1868]

@Tim9564

neat, what's the trick?

[Gkyle35]

what thats it i dont really get it dude were u like just sitin around ur house stoned and then u just thought hey man lets stick a cat in the microwave its been done

[billhaley1868]

pretty much so, kyle. yeah i know its been done to death, but mine is pretty cool, look at the counts!

hey, whats the G stand for? dont tell me, let me guess... hmmm... does it rhyme with GAAAAAAY?! lmao

[Gkyle35]

@billhaley1868 wait til i make a video its gona be the shit and its gona make alll ur videos look like poopy crap and uhhhhh ur gay hhahahahhahha kg get last laugh all da time dude lol

[billhaley1868]

if your looking for a laugh, look in the mirror, ooooh snap

[mypantsarepointing]

Very nice, mind if I use that?

[goodnobakes]

*Girly shriek*

I really should NOT use headphones on youtube

[billhaley1868]

lmao

sorry mate, shoulda warned ppl

lol

[goodnobakes]

iz OK, I just hope misfortune brightens someones day.

*girly shriek again*

[PrivatePanic]

fake

[EminemBeastFan24]

ok u no u can get a life and gtfo of here i dont give a shit wat u say :P last comment ever to u

[EminemBeastFan24]

i can do more then rofl i just use the shorter word because i dont feel like spelling out the whole thing if ur dumb enough not to know what it means then u should go back to elementary school...

[EminemBeastFan24]

its faster typing u dumbass

[EminemBeastFan24]

dude can u stfu its just not rite to abuse animal why the fk wouldnt u abuse if ur going to abuse an animal.. thats just shows how a pussy u r. and plus he could build a bigger 1 and go microwave himself to death. and 2nd i talk like this because its the internet r u an old person or something??? this is how ppl talk on the internet/text like it

[BenAndSam3]

Thats right always use the runt of the pack!

[canuckleful]

HA! as if someone is insane or hartless enough.

[dragosword100]

animal abuse

[MrRootbrian]

fake, idiot

[billhaley1868]

@dragosword100 believe-everything-you-see-on-­Youtube-abuse, lmao

[csee2]

wat

[Ridder1080]

I was bummed that it was fake, I'd LOVE to see a cat get microwaved, LOL, it would be priceless.

[EminemBeastFan24]

ridder1080 go microwave urself to death if ur going to abuse an animal just do to ur self go microwave ur self...

[mbur801]

FAKE!

[skaterboi568]

lol it exploeded

[gagagaaj]

was this fake?!?!

[billhaley1868]

did you watch the whole thing?!

[gagagaaj]

yes i did

[billhaley1868]

the ending explaines itself

[kleine666braut]

this is a joke?!

you´re else a murder!!!

the poor cat! It´s a living entity too, with feelings and so on!!!

:(

sry my english is bad -.-

[billhaley1868]

ja, das ist joke

[Y0WA5UPDUD3]

lol very funny what did u microwave

[Sk8tAngel]

omg! yew scared me i thought it waz real!! you can kinda tell it waz fake because it waz pitch black and it said "5 minz l8r) lol but gewd vid!!!

[billhaley1868]

why thank you!

[ghettotaco2]

Funny ;) woulda been better if it was real tho :D

[PeBbLeS0o0]

ghettotaco2, why would you do that or think it's funny?...

how would you like it if i stuck you in a freakin microwave and fried your ass up until you explode.

it's sick, and absolutely NOT funny. ):

[legomars0]

ohh i wanted kitten get microwave

[billhaley1868]

maybe next time!

hehe

[goofygooberaustin]

FUCK YOU YOU SICK BASTERD IM REPORTING YOU TO YOUTUBE AND HAVING YOU UNDER AREST THATSS AGIST THE RULES THAY HAVE FEELINGS TO YOU Stupid Idiot

[billhaley1868]

hey ASSHOLE! did you watch the whole video?! at 0:46 in the video i go on to say 'Gotcha!' ITS A FUCKING JOKE, LIGHTEN UP!! dipshit

[pokemaster296]

omg u totally scared me!! i love cats!! they r the cutest things!!

[billhaley1868]

AND LEARN TO SPELL YOU FUCKTARD!

[BigRed11394]

why ya gotta hate, dawg? nuthin wrong wit a little animal cruelty. Why, I must microwave at least 3 cats a week! Ain't nuthin better than stickin your wang in a freshly microwaved cat, lemme tell ya.

PEACE.

[billhaley1868]

roflmao!

you should have added tomatos, or something else, just