Seduce&Destroy (Part I)

[darrynjay]

brilliant movie!

[bighefjeff]

Would he get the iphone 4 or the galaxy s2?

[aznguy52991]

Respect, Tom's one of two living actors (the other being Will Smith) that can carry a movie just on charisma alone

[MrSlapmeister]

@aznguy52991

Yeah maybe if Will Smith played the monkey in "Planet of the Apes". Thats the only cast suited to this guy

[Sattack210]

@aznguy52991: I agree with you on Cruise, but not on Smith...

[TomDavid88]

Tom Cruise should have won the Oscar for this performance!

Tom David

Minneapolis

[JonhnyGrave108]

She put you in the friendzone?

PUT HER IN THE RAPEZONE!

[joesoap81]

Dude can act aint no doubt about it.

[KennyRitchie33]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I FINALLY FOUND IT IN ENGLISH!!!!!

[pappachristos]

02:23

Omg

[newman447]

Les Grossman: The Early Years

[davidsaintcrystal]

The guy may be a creepy Scientologist, but he's an incredible fucking actor.

[UndefinedMari]

That's Tom Cruise's best role in my book, no question there.

[nikkijaneallison]

Now, this is the guy I'm willing to make sammiches. YES I respect the cock!

[houseofchintz]

Not acting.

[zibeddy]

this was an oscar winning perfomance if i ever saw one.

[falconhead67]

shit movie, but good scene

[JHolmes17]

Tom Cruise is a very charismatic actor, and its wonderful to see him play a dick. Thee way he delivers the line, "Respect the cock! And tame the cunt!"...no one can do it better.

[teameymelli1]

the Glen Beck of closing

[Ichiboy900]

I wonder what the female version of this seminar is? "Respect the cunt! And tame the cock!"

[popaddict]

@Ichiboy900 search "vagina power" here on youtube. Her name is Alexys Tylor and she's like the real life female version of Frank Mackey. I kid you not! :D

[AvacadoDesperado]

@Ichiboy900 its called a feminist rally. They hate penis as much as Tom Cruise's character hates women in Magnolia.

[picturemaker88]

ok i heard cruise was nominated for some indie and i was like what? poeple said magnolia. i watched it (also how i got hooked on pt anderson) and thought whoa who actually took the oscar? found out it was michael caine in that cider house film. watched it and it doesn't even match. i like caine but what the fuck? that one speech next to earl on the bed, the "i'll kick the fucking dogs head in" quote, the "quietly judging you" line and the whole seduce and destroy intensity merit a fucking oscar

[Advent3546]

Is this how he got Katie Holmes?

[taitheguy85]

I had no idea this was based on real stuff. Google Tyler Durden, or Social Dynamics, or RSD transformations. Funny shit

[lullemans72]

@taitheguy85 wow you're clueless aren't you

[EthanEternal]

What he neglects to tell them is you have to be a babe for his techniques to work, lol...

[lupinoz]

Tom Cruise crushes in this.

[504Anon]

In 1997, after I did the purification program, I had the chance to pay $399 for Seduce and Destroy, but chose the Dianetics course as it was nearly half the price.

There's not a day in my life that goes by I'm not kicking myself over that missed opportunity to see Tom Cruse in all his great wisdom.

[meehanemma]

this is supposed to be a parody on the type of rubbish that dating manuals/seminars teach about the opposite sex. Great performance by Tom Cruise but remember its a parody you guys!!

[bigsteve032291]

This guy is my fucking hero.

[beaberries10]

"Have that crush on big-tittied Mary Jane".

KIRSTIN DUNST IN SPIDER-MAN???

[chicobond89]

23 people are homos.

[EV1DEN5E]

tame the cunt

[welhungjohnson]

tom leykis

[deernardz]

if Tom Cruise hadn't become an actor, he would have been one of these guys irl

[scottbaioisdead]

@deernardz but he's gay

[MyNo9DreamFowler]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Chilledtea]

22 people don't respect the cock.

[berlin45ers]

amzing fucking speech! do agree with some point but guys remember it is just a movie there are other companies out there that teach the real stuff

[stratosl]

Really amazing performance

[trife119]

RESPECT THE COCK! 

[cheeseymenolikey]

the title should read "Frank Macky tears women a new one".

What a performance from Cruise!

[carlopeg]

Real fucker !!

[carlopeg]

Oooo

[daytripper18]

I am not usually a fan of his, but he is so damn good in this movie. He blew me away. Such layered and underrated performance.

[Webbula]

Fudge packer.

[christopher81818]

Ladies and Gentlemen, from Charlotte, North Carolina. THE "NATURE BOY" TOM CRUISSSEEEE!!!

WOOOOOO! STYLING AND PROFILING!

[ilovejourney1]

@christopher81818 I get it...



[WTAWWR08]

I fucking love Tom Cruise.

[spizec]

Boy's let's get right down to it, men are shit. Men are shit. What? Men are shit. What, isn't that what they say? Because we do bad things, don't we? We do horrible, heinous, terrible things. Things that no woman would ever do. No, women, they don't lie. No, women don't cheat. Women don't manipulate us. But you see what I'm getting at."

[BitchSayzzWhat]

Of course Tom Cruise is talking about "Respecting the cock".

[WTAWWR08]

(enter robotic souless voice): "Respect the cock, Dave"

[NoUseForAName06]

Damn, back then he actually acted instead of just playing himself in every fuckin movie...

[UnorthodoxEntertainm]

@NoUseForAName06 back then?

It wasn't that long ago. And he was making movies where he just played him self in between.

[tweetosaurus]

is this scientology?

[MrBlane47]

@tweetosaurus if it is i will convert

[MissMan666]

@tweetosaurus yes.

[AstuteClass]

19 people are unable to tame the cunt.

[curak76]

19 people need to tame the c*nt

[joaoantoniodebarros]

19 people doesn't respect the cock, at all.

[ScovilleIsNotATown]

You know, he really should've won the Oscar. Even though he plays an exaggerated character, he plays it extremely naturally.

[redflare221]

LOL, the overhead says, "How to turn that friend into your sperm receptacle."

[Herreken]

LoL I just finished watching 2001 A Space Odyssey and I knew it was going to make me want to see this scene from Magnolia. I'm glad it's on here because I'm too lazy to dig up the DVD.

[WTAWWR08]

@Herreken "Respect the cock, Daveeee"

[victorrain]

I wish they still sold that banner, that'd be up in every frat house next to the cricket bats.

[thegreatestbak]

right. so do most people realize that in the film he is shown to be psychologically and emotioanlly paralyzed? he hates his mother.

[miaomiaojo1]

@thegreatestbak

he hates his dad* instead...for having him & mom abandoned

[zaphr89]

@thegreatestbak Of course but thats just the smoke screen to not alarm every feminist/politically correct person. Same with American Psycho, they say what they want to say but the coat it with the person being mentally unstable "oh wel he's insanes so noone thinks that way in real life" ;)

[alittlemikeful]

@thegreatestbak it's not that simple. the person we see him hate the most is his father. did you watch the movie? did you see the end scene with him at his dad's side?

[MissTopanga]

why can't i embed this video on my website? it constantly says "error ocurred", but here on youtube, it works. the code seems fine, too. weird!

[bfiege68114]

the muffin master

[SudneyJames]

Tom loves the cock.

[pajzd]

this guy seems like an inverted but cheap imitation of

glenn 'ikeda' vervliet !!!!! unknown in the suburbs of Saint Nicolas ! ! ! !

[grnss]

@pajzd this is fck weird man ! !

[ASHBOX86]

Paul Thomas Anderson = Greatest auteur working today!

[grnss]

Jozef Aleksander Pedro is not responisble for this shit: NOWAAA

[IAmSoRich]

Tom has really small arms lol. Look at 0:37 to 0:45

[FabioFresh]

i always thought he was gay

[DAN13LS70NE]

lol @ 3:12. How to turn that "Friend" into Your sperm receptacle.

[iarohi]

respect the cock, tame the cunt. lol

[xxxIzekeIxxx]

yes women are equal but they still need to be tamed by us

[JackCoxx]

This was fantastic but it's a shame because ever since this movie he's gone downhill.

[NLRounder813]

Maybe as a person, but how are you gonna call his roles in Vanilla Sky, Minority Report, The Last Samarai, Collateral, and Tropic Thunder failures??

[Cdubzhappy]

the last samurai was fucking gay

[dkamran]

You're absolutely correct.

[dkamran]

I could see your point. This role is as perfect as it gets for "adult themes."

[murmur9685]

He was GOOD in this movie. Sometime it's hard to remember he's actually quite a good actor.

[duckotaco]

It's so brilliant.

[xTheOxx]

Tom was pretty good in this movie. He almost made me believe he was straight.

[flyingevolution]

@xTheOxx well he does respectt he cock

[xTheOxx]

LOL!

Respect it? He worships it!

[Marlboro1337]

Respect the cock.

[TheSnerggly]

Why this guy did not win Best Actor I don't know... shyiot!

[kmalloy11]

Nominated for Best Supporting but lost to Michael Caine (Cider House Rules). He should have walked away with it.

[jennifercapp1991]

what i say is deneise.. deneise the piece.. i mark it down and i write it up and YOU have been warned... cause i have my lasers i have my tasers i have my bazookas and my jets pointed write at you!!

[Bynkers83]

One of his few good moments.

[OscarMaris]

@Bynkers83 he's a great actor. crazy as hell, but a great actor.

[Bynkers83]

That's a matter of taste and opinion.

Anyway, some people think that the cast in Melrose Place was great too -but I don't.

[OscarMaris]

@Bynkers83 lol melrose place. shows how good your taste is.

[Bynkers83]

Are you not able to read. I wrote I don't like MP.

[OscarMaris]

@Bynkers83 you watched it. that's the point.

[Bynkers83]

The Aron Spelling wave was in everbody's face including mine.

Let it be I have nothing to settle with you.

[ranma763]

Does that mean you didn't like him in Collateral, Tropic Thunder, Minority Report, J.Mag, Mission Impossible (1 only, not 2 or 3), A Few Good Men, or Interview with the Vampire? D:

[Bynkers83]

I liked him i "Born the 4th of july" and "All the right moves".

[frauhorn]

risky business, top gun, outsiders, born on the 4th, the firm, .. the guy is a freak isn't he. people forget that due to his somewhat douchebag ways

[billthebutcher2]

I thought he was great in The Last Samurai too.

[red12512]

misogny at its best. hmmm...well it's still a good movie.

[annabellwells]

Tom should have got the best support oscar that year, great and memorable performance.

[cyrusdavirus007]

@annabellwells yup F#$# Michael Cain

[Humjob]

he's definitely gay

[Santaslave666]

Tame the cunt!

[albertolizzi]

simply awesome

[jazzmanEE]

should have won the oscar for this

[agruffnut]

Last night I disrespected the cock. I beat it like it owed me money.

[torquio]

@agruffnut LOL!

[wintercoolhi]

he should've won the oscar

[milkarton]

Isn't this the opening for Da Ali G Show ? :-)

[CTchica]

"We say Yes. No. Here. Now" - why yes, it's called sexual assaulty.

[yaynorth123]

I failed at seducing women....THAT IS UNTIL I SAW FRANK TJ MACKEY DOING SEDUCE & DESTROY !!!!!!!!!!!!

[StyrbjornStarke]

Respect the cock!!! tame the cunt!!

[Dodec84]

do these type of seduction coaches really exist?

[Aristoteles83]

Hundreds and thousands of them. Check Mystery, David de Angelo, Neil Strauss aka "Style", Oliver Kuhn, Bad Boy, Tyler Durden (no kidding), Lodovico Satana, NLP and so on and on...

[Balii83]

Ross Jeffries !

[akosigundam]

Tyler Durden was such a manipulative asshole. I wonder how's Mystery doin' ?

[rob10868]

yes

[1Nyro]

and they fucking work.

[Pro902]

You have no idea. And it all works.

[thehoeslaper]

tom cruise's best roll right next to tropic thunder

[googlejoint]

3:12 How to turn that "friend" into your sperm receptacle lol

[SamCarr94]

When Tom Cruise was awesome.

[howthefagworks]

hey respect the cock bitch

[bobbyjerk94]

the opening of the vid is just awesome. it reminds me of 2001:A Space Odyssey.

great movie by the way.

o and tom cruise looks like darth vader in the opening of the video

[lilmel1981]

That's because they use the music from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

[single4themoment]

what movie is this?

[johntkucz]

Magnolia

[Zwinky808]

It makes me actually feel sick.

[g00gleb0t]

This is as accurate as it gets, it's the real Tom Cruise on those stupid Scientology videos.

Imagine he's talking about L Ron Hubbard instead of his manhood.

[andben846]

i used to have a big picture of tj mackey that said respect the cock and tame the cunt on my wall in college, brilliant.

[floridakeys76]

Oh boy ...

Was this before or after the Oprah moment ?

[IndieMovieChannel]

"respect the cock...and TAME the cunt!" lol awesome :)

[allieversayiswat]

I love this shit.

I think about it every night, when I kick my wife in the teeth. Whee.

[christschinwon]

once Tom shouted 'suck my big fat fuckin sausage' I knew his career would just go downhill. How can anyone top that?!!!!!!

[StewartLucrative]

hahahahahahahha. Best line in cinematic history.

[christschinwon]

so true - makes me laugh every time!

[stelutaluidavid]

This is gr8 !!! Is funnny!!!! :)) The movie is one of the bests!

[Skipn27]

Totally based on Ross Jeffries.

[subliminal167]

how Is this film called??????????

[Redspy27]

Magnolia, good film.

[matzoballs]

The greatest parts of this film are the scenes with PSH. PHILLIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN. PSH

PSH re-invented acting.

[zimonslot]

over. rated.

[tristanrevaur]

yeah seriously. i fucking can't stand tom cruise, but he does some AMAZING acting in some OUTSTANDING films. (this being a great example)

[phrenological]

That's because he's playing himself. Just talking about girls, not boys this time.

[NarcasisticGuru]

lol this is so fucking funny, tom cruise did an amazing job in this role... Respect the cock! lmfao

[lloydallisonyoung]

R....Ross Jefferies?

[Cainezors]

Respect the cruller.. tame the donut...

[singedrac]

That's still funny, sweetie.

[GaeasBlessing]

This is easily Mr. Cruise's finest work ever.

[1adadada]

sorry guys your time is done.. its woman power now he he

[zentonil]

No matter how much power a woman may have, it is always the man who @&$#'s the girl! :)

[NarcasisticGuru]

not with tom cruise's sure fire method of getting women it isnt!! lmfao

[JuansenTB]

i hate tom cruise but this is some damn good acting

[zombiemonster]

Respect the COCK! RESPECT IT!