fucking hell, stop fucking complaining about people quoting jokes and getting likes on the comment. you're complaining about it to get likes as well you fucking idiot. you know fine well every video of mock the week you go on, there will be quotes.
and now time for the weather............................ this is the bbc sadly this programme has been cancelled....... due to the fact that you have a FUCKING WINDOW USE IT U LAZY BASTARD
"Jeremy Clarkson in India!" has been cancelled and will be replaced by three hours of James May reading from his autobiography "A millionth of my life in 100000 pages!"
i wish someone wouldve said "and now, on mythbusters, we visit bruce forsyth, to see if there is any truth behind his immortality potion" or something along those lines but funnier :P
Parsons annoys me how he always goes to jump down before anyone else gets a chance even though he has made a joke. It's like he he is a kid in school saying 'look at meeee!' - but then Frankie does it too. Russell is hilarious.
okay, i feel stupid for asking this, but can some one explain the "let me see your teeth" joke?
tobi4evr 43 minutes ago
"ramon... build a double" LMFAO XD
25alo2514m 2 days ago
I'm Dara O'Brien... and this - is my penis!
CheckersPerson 3 days ago
This was uploaded on my bday :D
Jeffnumber1fan09 5 days ago
A great one for unlikely lines would be for an advert and that is - The DFS sale has now ended
CasEloise 5 days ago
I think Hugh Dennis is so underrated
loumberjack1982 1 week ago
have you noticed that in most videos there are only close-ups of Russell?? i'm not complaining at all...:)
agathavercotti 1 week ago
up next: the great outdoors. we are ending today's programming.
daleksec666 3 weeks ago
4 minutes of my life well spent.
TheTinyAnna 3 weeks ago 5
Tony Robinson, Fred West?
jettison27 4 weeks ago
when hugh did that "Ramon, build a double" joke, he sounded incredibly like robin williams when he's doing the same accent.
TheSparks1337 1 month ago in playlist Mock the Week - BBC Two
I'm fairly new to the show, so could somebody explain to me why there's sometimes a buzzer after a joke?
Thanks :)
NoezieXII 1 month ago
@NoezieXII There is one after every joke, which Dara presses as a way of signalling its the next ones turn.
gazzmetal 1 month ago
They should do 'unlikely newspaper headlines' :)
j0gan673 1 month ago
Oh fuck it's 5:30 am
Darkullx93 2 months ago 5
@deinvadder88: Hugh Dennis
SilentArtist269 2 months ago
2:53 What's this guys name?
deinvadder88 2 months ago
@deinvadder88 Hugh Dennis
MichealBerreta 1 month ago
captain: Were up there well were up high well i'm high
nucleargorrila 2 months ago
that guy in the middle on the left side looks like a wood elf :o
123matt567 2 months ago
and now for the weather ... ah fuck it lets not bother were always wrong
gameguy20100 2 months ago
3:50 The best thing ever
SJtv123 3 months ago in playlist Mock The Week Playlist
Incredibly awkward laugh at 0:26, just after everyone else
thedmtbc 3 months ago
The top comments always Ruin it, Make the comments even more below the video youtube!
IzPk 3 months ago
xD I love Hugh's accent when he's talking about building the room. Makes me laugh more than the joke :P
DaydreamsFlyAway 3 months ago 5
Those 60 dislikes were redcoats :D
laceylu95 4 months ago
fucking hell, stop fucking complaining about people quoting jokes and getting likes on the comment. you're complaining about it to get likes as well you fucking idiot. you know fine well every video of mock the week you go on, there will be quotes.
imogenbr0wn 4 months ago 6
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laceylu95 4 months ago
@imogenbr0wn are you complaining about people complaining to get likes to get likes?
Iakobus1 2 months ago
wow russell only went up to the microphone once.
SuperComplainer 4 months ago
Sorry your the weakliest link, fuck off!
4DTHINKER 4 months ago
Once!! Russell Howard went on once....-.-
TheOnlyGriff 4 months ago
@TheOnlyGriff
and had the best joke xD
StefanIngramMcMahon 4 months ago
@StefanIngramMcMahon Point taken. But he still only went on once...
TheOnlyGriff 4 months ago
It's funny because Jade Goody is dead.
wizwazwezzy 4 months ago
ive got one "wecome to bbc news where we will be looking at politics relguoius debates and a lot of other shit noone cares about"
gameguy20100 5 months ago
can't believe you agreed to this holiday, It's shit!!
fishiepie13 5 months ago
and now time for the weather............................ this is the bbc sadly this programme has been cancelled....... due to the fact that you have a FUCKING WINDOW USE IT U LAZY BASTARD
Thelaughterbloke 5 months ago 94
@Thelaughterbloke What if you are Fritzel's daughter? Yeah, bet you feel bad now!
TRAXXAS58 4 weeks ago
Hate to do it but..
Comment #1337.
shadikuizayoi 5 months ago
Russel only went once?
TheKamanick 5 months ago
The Jade Goody joke is carrying abit more weight nowadays... unlike her.
paulhigham6 5 months ago 3
Both of you... welcome to Scotland! XD xXx Loving Frankie Boyle!!! <3
ellenmelon771 5 months ago 4
Hotel reception person: You must be the only person not going to the Star Trek convention.
Me: Yeah, I'm going to the Doctor Who convention!
BillHartnelliscool27 6 months ago 134
@BillHartnelliscool27 That was painfully unfunny.
Sypiie 2 months ago
@Sypiie Wasn't meant to be, mate. That's ACTUALLY meant to be the story of my life.
BillHartnelliscool27 2 months ago
Love the way you can sometimes her Russels laugh "huhuhu"
TheCarrot21 6 months ago 8
This is for "evern" lool i love his accent
DatBox 6 months ago
Thank god everyone wrote the jokes out for me.
SweatyGB 6 months ago
David Mitchell. The man, the legend.
1stcrayvenaa 6 months ago
@1stcrayvenaa true dat.
dar3keternal 6 months ago
I would have said "Hey, dude, is my microphone working? It is? How can you be sure? THE F**K WE'RE LIVE?!"
saturnstargirl 6 months ago 2
Russell Howard <3 <3 <3
LoveYouFredF 6 months ago
In the event of the cabin depressurizing, oxygen masks will be deployed and dangle in front of your blue, dead faces
BrendanJTucker 6 months ago 2
we meet again 240p...
GTACIP 6 months ago
1:35 - 1:40 so seems like it was made for this week in england (:
TotallyAwesomeLeanne 6 months ago 6
Ramon...build a double!
MsKianEgan 6 months ago
what there was a star trek convention that i don't know about imposable
DOOMROCK438 6 months ago
60 people from Butlin's saw this video
MU4LIFE1996 7 months ago 5
"Jeremy Clarkson in India!" has been cancelled and will be replaced by three hours of James May reading from his autobiography "A millionth of my life in 100000 pages!"
danwarren97 7 months ago
hello
mcjay669 7 months ago
@mcjay669 goodbye
DECO4563 7 months ago
How about... "welcome to Libya." ><
WoodymanTHEJ 7 months ago
frankie and huhg the best?
TheNigerianScammer 7 months ago 3
MTW without the smug twot Frankie Boyle=PRICELESS!
popazz1 7 months ago
@popazz1 your an idiot frankie was the heart and soul of this show with hugh dennis it is not very good now
TheBazman111 7 months ago
@TheBazman111 ,
Ok,you clearly can't accept anyone having an opinion which doesn't match yours! Fine,whatever you say.
popazz1 7 months ago
@popazz1 also there is reason why he is so smug because he is that damn good is i was that good i be smug too
TheBazman111 7 months ago
dara checks out his penis after the mock the week after dark joke! hilarious!
nemesis0778 7 months ago
ROFLYSST
leeb19yido 7 months ago
Hugh denis's voices! lol His facial expressions too! xD
HardcoreHamster33 8 months ago
I love the way how Hugh is like 'poker face' when he walks off
CycloBrady24 8 months ago 4
Welcon to Butlins
Hattyhall96 8 months ago
press 0 repedeatly!!
TicksterxX 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
*Quote what we have just heard*
EyeHawk777 8 months ago
i dont think frankie boyle has ever not said anything hilarious!!! love him
Doglipstik 8 months ago
This was one of the best lineups I've seen
chelseafcrocks82 8 months ago
Frankie Boyle,COMIC?!
popazz1 8 months ago
stop with the spoilers at the highest rated comment?
coolisnow 9 months ago
@coolisnow
Just don't scroll down?
antbubb 9 months ago
@coolisnow There's this simple thing that can stop those spoilers. Watch the video before reading the comments. Simples.
KirstySpencer1991 8 months ago
russell at 1:19... yum<3
LEGENwaitforitDARY92 9 months ago 7
welcome to mock the week after dark im dara o'brean and this IS MY PENIS
lol
James81Hill 9 months ago 6
Love Dara's face after he looks down at his crotch... :D
starflutterby 9 months ago 8
Keep your opinion to yourself!!
Pizred 10 months ago
i wish someone wouldve said "and now, on mythbusters, we visit bruce forsyth, to see if there is any truth behind his immortality potion" or something along those lines but funnier :P
AcousticDude100 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
cheers for quoting the video guys, just incase were deaf
BassistSkillz17 10 months ago 303
@BassistSkillz17 im sorry but if you don't like the comments then why read them?
Aimesify11 6 months ago
@BassistSkillz17 Watch the video, read the comments. Who the fuck just clicks a video for comments?
marcustonks 5 months ago
@BassistSkillz17 Welcome to butlins
MacauleyOliver 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@BassistSkillz17 correct your grammar faggot
raycar123 4 months ago
we have your children
ok then! those monsters are YOUR problem now!
GamerInari 10 months ago 5
take him! :'D
VioletLollie 10 months ago
@VioletLollie I dont get that one :L
loopyonchocolate599 10 months ago
@loopyonchocolate599 he's just making out he's apropriate for slavery of whatever they would want with him :) x
VioletLollie 10 months ago
Russel howards only line and it was the best xD
Shackell54 11 months ago 10
WELCOME TO BUTLINS!!! XD
miss4getful 11 months ago 80
she's going to kick the face off a badger ... wtf?! haha
ZoeBethan13 11 months ago 3
lol at 2:53 Dara just checking
cheddarcheeses 11 months ago 5
Frankie Boyle & Hugh Dennis are just classsssssss :D.
MegaBlahBlahBlah93 11 months ago 2
Welcome to Butlins ! <3 :D.
MegaBlahBlahBlah93 11 months ago
60 dislikes what kind of mentally retarded person dislikes Mock The Week!!!!!!!!
sarrieprop 1 year ago 4
You've just been kidnapped in Somalia, but I'm afraid the Navy's on strike.
Throatmad2090 1 year ago
Welcome to Butlins....
bullseatpizza 1 year ago
I've got one:
You have just landed in libya!
misshendy 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
NO DEAL EDMONDS UR GONNA GIVE ME THE MONEY OR IM GONNA START SHOOTING LMFAO
SuperMusician16 1 year ago 146
pause it and press 2 and ull see russel looking at his first porn film like so ppl can see
coolleighton 1 year ago
@coolleighton lolz
XGoodLuckCharlieX 1 year ago
"In the event of the plane decompressing, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling and dangle infront of your blue dead faces."
SonniTheDog 1 year ago
rapidly press 2, russells tossing someone off.
Joseph3666 1 year ago
Russell makes one joke in that entire thing but I cracked up the moment he said it.
TheRealBarnez 1 year ago 2
'DO YOU WANT A DOUBLE OR A SINGLE ROOM? DOUBLE!'
'RAMON, BUILD A DOUBLE'
MrAaron1573 1 year ago 2
Hugh Dennis has the funniest lines in this one
maxpayne2424 1 year ago
And now over to Kate Humble, who's going to kick the face off a badger!
Long live Frankie! <3
kingo555 1 year ago
ROFL Russell Hoawrd at the end CLASSIC!!!!!
waddle16926 1 year ago
2:55 "You know it"
DawnBarbourOfficial 1 year ago
Let me feel you around... let me see your teeth... take him...
barneynward 1 year ago
"you must be the only one in the hotel not going to the star trek convention"
-_- guess what they say to you when you stay in a hotel overnight at a cosplay event...
rayman4770 1 year ago
1:19 *swoon*
hallgutierrez 1 year ago
Pause at 1:33
MrAaron1573 1 year ago
Welcome to Butlins
LMAO
MrAaron1573 1 year ago
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barneynward 1 year ago
nice little touch at the end their russell:D
starsthatfly 1 year ago
The Shaun the Sheep 1 is a really funny!
MrAaron1573 1 year ago
Ooh what is russell checking on his hand at 0.50?!
jessesgirl4eva 1 year ago
"NO DEAL EDMUNDS. YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME THE MONEY OR IM GONNA START SHOOTING" ahahahahahaha gotta love Russell!
KirstySpencer1991 1 year ago 2
Russel is fiiiittttt!!!!!!
15teamseth98 1 year ago
Me: "Welcome to Russell Howard's good news, in case you haven't noticed I'm still wearing the same underwear from Mock the week"
KT926 1 year ago
have you notice frankie boyle is wearing the same shirt and suit as "weird things to see on a road sign " :)
Inspire6 1 year ago
@Inspire6 he always had the same suit on
DMaddox2010 11 months ago
Ramon build a double!!!
andos8888 1 year ago
NO DEAL EDMOND
firebird8798 1 year ago
hold 8 :)
harkeristhecoolest 1 year ago
you want a double or a single room...double hmm RAMONE BUILD A DOUBLE lol funny shit
NATEDELVESBOI 1 year ago 2
"Both of you, welcome to Scotland."
NewSuperAvenger 1 year ago 2
Welcome to Butlins! (and based on personal experience, I know it's the worst thing to here - it's a sh*thole!)
1madhammer 1 year ago 3
Welcome to Butlins!
1madhammer 1 year ago
@1madhammer you know if there was indeed a hell it's butlins
blazerrips91 1 year ago
@blazerrips91 Nah, that's scotland :P
TheIrezasRise 1 year ago
Russell is so NOT funny.
CKNDFressay 1 year ago
@CKNDFressay well THAT is your opinion and as they said themselves, keep it to yourself
firebird8798 1 year ago
@firebird8798 if people arnt allowed to give their opinion then why the hell do we have the comment section.
CKNDFressay 1 year ago
@CKNDFressay good point lol
firebird8798 1 year ago
In the event of the cabin decompressing, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling and dangke infront of your blue dead faces....LMFAO
frankielegendboyle 1 year ago
Ramon build a double lol
rued159 1 year ago
david mitchells a crewl heartless bastard shaun the sheep's amazing
LGSeekness199514 1 year ago
And now over to Sharn for a blind, stab at the weather... xD
TheMelter101 1 year ago
David Mitchell and Russell Howard! :D
xxteamedwardxx01 1 year ago
I swear D Mitchell wears that shirt on peep show
martinmedeski 1 year ago
59 people have watched Mock the Week After Dark
frankielegendboyle 1 year ago
"Ramone - build a double!"
Hugh's accent is just adorable...
MissJanifa 1 year ago 214
@MissJanifa he sounds like robin williams when he's that penguin on happy feet XD
cold197 11 months ago 2
@cold197 You genius!
classicrockfan555 10 months ago
@MissJanifa not as good as his showaddywaddy voice
pkmnguy2010 9 months ago
Hugh Dennis fuckin hilarious
andos8888 1 year ago
Dara nods
*dam straight*
boffgirl 1 year ago
bum
GamingLeeLee 1 year ago
@GamingLeeLee nicee
BooshBaby98 1 year ago
@MotorsportMonster No offence; soz. :S Each to their own taste(s).
KenzoSnizzle 1 year ago
dara at 2:56 = PRICELESS!!!!
hiddenbutdeadly 1 year ago 2
NO DEAL EDMONDS! lol xD
BlackPearlgirl100 1 year ago
Another suggestion for 'Unlikely Lines to Hear in a TV Show': "Up next on BBC1 is 'Live at the Apollo' with your guest host Chris Addison."
KenzoSnizzle 1 year ago
welcome to butlins
jordanE012 1 year ago
frankie and hugh rule
MrThisukboi 1 year ago 4
"you want a double or a single room? double!? ramon build a double"
oh nice one
rued159 1 year ago 2
Welcome to Mock The Week Afterdark, im Dara o Brein, and this, is my penis
KyleAB5000 1 year ago 4
and now over to kate humble, who's goign to kick the face off a badger.
Mega11221133 1 year ago 2
Parsons annoys me how he always goes to jump down before anyone else gets a chance even though he has made a joke. It's like he he is a kid in school saying 'look at meeee!' - but then Frankie does it too. Russell is hilarious.
likewatyasee89 1 year ago
frankies laugh at the start always cracks me up!
Algieri92 1 year ago
Actually, pontins is worse than butlins... like a nazi camp.
jakf101 1 year ago 3
Hugh Dennis owned this round :)
Bat2105 1 year ago
Let me feel your arm, hmm. Let me see your teeth..
TAKE HIM!
21stcenturyphantom 1 year ago 4
Both of you, WELCOME TO SCOTLAND.
I now feel determined to say this one day to someone.
Sparkeycat 1 year ago
lol welcome to butlins :D
EmosomE1 1 year ago