jennifer aniston says "malaka" in greek!

[ChristinaElina1998]

hahahahhahahahaha xD polli gelio

[palex29]

watch here for a demonstration of how to use "malaka" when you drive!!

From a greek movie

type:

"kala malakas eisai? esi eisai malakas re malaka!"

[nintendoandwaluigi]

Εχετε παρατηρησει οτι η 1η ελληνικη λεξη που μαθαινουν οι ξενοι ειναι αυτη;

[dimitris804]

@nintendoandwaluigi αχαχαχαχ σωστός!!

[xELiTeBuTcHeRx]

Δεξια ο Owen Wilson ειναι ?

[xXxSFmasterxXx]

xa xa malaka

[dgeorge4]

pou na lege kai to malaka sta japanese dld...

[mitgiannis]

Η Jenifer ΕΙΝΑΙ ΧΑΝΙΩΛΑ! ΚΡΗΤΙΚΙΑ!

[roronoazoro777]

τι μαλακιες λετε ρεε!!!

Η Jenifer εχει ελληνικες ριζες γιαυτο και σηκωνει και το χερι οταν το λεει

[LinkSoul2]

Otan leei to MALAKA sikonei kai to xeri!

H Ellada zei pantou reeeee!

[GreatestMagicianEver]

the quality was "malakia"

[oliberia]

des profil mas

[DarkPall9]

το λεει στο 0:28

[ftlptba]

o mitogkas dn tou arese k to malaka

[anogeia1996]

μαλακες

[GeorgeSithspawn007]

To malaka exei ginei pagosmia leksh pleon :P

[tousitus]

@GeorgeSithspawn007 ithela na grapso auto pou eipes ala apo to stoma mou to pires :/

kai to gnorizo auto zo sto eksoteriko

[Askimoula]

MALAKA!!! Sorry, but my computer only speaks Greeklish.

[jmakryn]

αν ειναι να γραψεις μαλακα θα το γραψεις ΜΑΛΑΚΑ οχι malaka.

[jmakryn]

πριν μερικα χρονια περιμενα στην ακαδημιας ταξι. ξαφνικα βλεπω 3 μαυρουλες να τρεχουν να βρουν ενα λεωφορειο. φαινεται οτι διαφωνουσαν και γυριζει η μια στην αλλη και της λεει οχι απο δω ρε μαλακισμενη. φανταζεστε 3 αλλοεθνεις μιλαγαν γνησια ελληνικα. με την χρηση της λεξης κατατεθεν.

[jimrovisson]

Υπάρχουν ακόμα ξένοι που ρωτάνε τι θα πει "μαλάκα";;; Μετά από τόση προώθηση που του κανουμε διεθνώς;; Χαχαχα!!!

[greecegirltwilight]

Ρε ολοι greeklish?Ελληνες ειμαστε ρε!!!!!Θα μας παρουν και την γλωσσα στο τελος οι ξενοι!!!

[HolyBomb]

@greecegirltwilight symfono! pou tha paei allo afti i katactaci!

[greecegirltwilight]

@HolyBomb Ελα μου ντε!Ολοι με τα greeklish!ελληνεσ ειμαστε!

[chreace]

@HolyBomb

Dkio ExC! XD

[Mm253100]

@greecegirltwilight συμφωνώ απόλυτα μαζί σου , αλλα δυστυχώς οι πιο πολλοί ακόμα να το συνειδητοποιήσουν..!!

[marakimar4]

@greecegirltwilight πες τα μωρε πια.....εξαλλου ο σκοπος τους ειναι να ξεχασουμε την γλωσσα μας..!!

[malekosngmail]

einai emfito g kathe ellina to malaka, toso fisika its vgike!!!

[babikton]

auto mas eleipe na mn ixere to mallaka pllaka me kaneis tora

[alexcal2]

Kolla to Jennifer! GODDESS!

[gljazzhead]

My god, all this analysis. A Malaka is a "jerk off." plain and simple. Malakismino is a person that such a jerk off that he is "drunk from jerking off." malakia is an activity that is stupid or a waste of time, this "jerking off."

No further analysis is necessary.

[rohansrider]

No sorry, you are wrong too. Malakos meaning soft and malaka or "soft in the head" through too much of that to which you refer. Probably both are correct. I was married to a Greek and that's what I was told.

[manoriginal21]

@rohansrider malakia is masturbation...malakas is someone who masturbate all the time...

[CheekyLad9]

@manoriginal21 wanker in other words

[palex29]

@rohansrider you are righ, that is the ancient meaning of the word.

At ourdays it referce more to mastribution, but still the use is to offend people as stupid and incapable at the same time.

Also we use it between friends to show intimacy, this is why you here it all the time and in all situation!!

[rohansrider]

Malakos means soft. hence malaka, malakismenoi. When I first went to Athens, the first thing I learned was "Ade re malaka" two taxi drivers having a quarrel and swearing at each other.  The Greeks are very demonstrative when they argue.

[PAOK1337]

@rohansrider

No no no you're so wrong...Malakas comes from malakia which means sperm or you know,the action to produce it.....

[Sassyroo221]

i love u jennifer aniston from greece

[RAFAIL259]

afou elinida einai dn tha kserei tin paradosiaki leksi tis elladas?

[MsAris62]

he doesn't know what malaka means?σε ποια εποχη ζει αυτος;

[13paotrela]

@MsAris62 χαχαχαχαχα!!!!!

[Psychontinos13]

@MsAris62 δις ιζ μαλακα

/watch?v=EyWU-0ppug0

[cherry36961]

@MsAris62 oxi oti einai ksenos! touvlo! ti 8es na ka8ete na ma8ainei ellinika! ntip mialo

[MsAris62]

@cherry36961 Egw touvlo kai esu periptwsh!Re file,de 3ereis oti to malakas einai apo tis liges ellinikes le3eis pou gnwrizoun oi ksenoi?Malakas,souvlaki,opa you know?Skeftesai ligo prin arxizeis na vrizeis ton kosmo?De xreiazetai na 3ereis ispanika gia na 3ereis oti to gracias sumainei euxaristw!Koita pou vrikame kai ton bela mas.

[HDuser100]

@MsAris62 :)

[Babotis89]

sorry re paides alla to malaka se poia alli glossa mporeis na to peis?? afou malaka eipa sta greek de thanai??

[ThePaoki99]

afou lei malaka einai ellinida kai episima

[ApollonlimHOOLS]

@ThePaoki99 ahahahahaha gia su re paoktzaki mu aghahahahaha

[nickfromhousemusic]

xa0x0axa0x00 leei o owen ''what is malaka? '' xaxax0a0xa0x0ax0a0xa0xa0x0ax0

[spasiklon007]

The word Μαλάκας (Μalaka), well...it means many things and can be used for almost everything. Malaka word in Greece is a science. It depends on the tone you are using to give a meaning to the word. It can be friendly if you use the right tone, or VERY aggressive. You can hear that word mostly when you are in a cab in Greece. Greetings from Greece to Canada and U.S.A. Montreal...I am coming for you soon!!!

[warraxxx]

It depends the way you say "malaka"..sometimes it is a common expression amongst friends without a negative sense of meaning.

[PS2FanaticPlayer]

hahaha telia re paidia!

she said just perfect!

[Ellatha1]

Fine, but that is not the way it's used here....and of course I know it's an insult.

[MsMinoula]

@christos2408 ναι για παράδειγμα το επίθετο "Miller" βγαίνει από την ελληνική λέξη μήλο και μαζί με τον κύριο Ποτρτοκάλος είναι όλοι φρούτα :P

[Aggelosmj]

@marios22839 koita posoi mazeuthkan mesa se ena xrono

[sofiachessinlove]

3ερει η αννιστον ελληνικα???

δν τ εχει 3εχασει?

[Limebottle07]

hahahahaha korifaio

[freshgreek1997]

@Otagx iknow right learn you languages kid, ρε μαλακό

[Otagx]

The real question is, why is the title of this video "....says "malaka in greek!". You really can't say malaka in any other language can you? You would have to say other stuff, for example Michael Jordan of masturbation or World Champion masturbator.

[miracleintheandes]

Malakas- masturbator.

[Ellatha1]

@miracleintheandes I always wondered why this was like the worst thing to say to a Greek man... yes, of course it's an insult, but why seen as so horrible? Because on the surface it means masturbator, but it has more depth...it also insults a man's masculinity as if he is so unmanly & cowardly he can't even go and find a real woman so he has to sit around and jerk off all the time. Then I understood...never insult a Greek man's masculinity!

[MrsKatjaCrazygirl007]

afou einai vsk kapoios aptous goneis ths apo Ellada 8a 'prepei na 3erei na pei kai kati!

[leonardochankalidis]

xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[vacilika]

re afth 3eri ellinika??

[automachine]

@vacilika oi goneis tis einai ellines.zouse edw mexri ta 5 opou kai metakomise me tin oikogeneia tis sti Nea Yorki.

[sleepIessL]

@vacilika ayth einai ellhnida vasika

[illusen7]

my ears will explode if I hear ''frere jacques'' sung with a heavy american accent one more time...

[sugar4585]

haha "Malaka OOPS!" and also her French is terrible :) But I love her <3

[breaker308]

xixixi

[GAZMAAS]

to pe me profora ala salonika....mal(llllllllll)aka­!

[paokbeliever]

ta gallika tis aresoun,alla ta ellinika pou prepei na ma8ei ta exei xesmena.

[FataLg1Rl]

@paokbeliever gt PREPEI ?

[paokbeliever]

@FataLg1Rl ekei kollises esu?eimai e8nikistis ti zori trabas?me ekneurizei pou kapoioi ellines tou e3oterikou 3exnoun tis rizes tous kai anti na ma8oun ellinika ta afinoun stin akri gia na ma8oun alles glosses.min steileis allo comment den me endiaferei i apopsi sou.

[fortal12]

@paokbeliever otan den exoun KAMIA epafh me th xwra giati na ma8oun mia glwssa pou den 8a xrhsimopoihsoun mallon pote??????

oute o pateras ths de milaei ellhnika kala kala. to xa dei se sunenteuksh p ton prhzan na milhsei!

[paokbeliever]

@fortal12 den katalabes tipota..ekneuristika epeidi frontise na ma8ei kapoia gallika kai peta3e entelws stin akri ta ellinika.giati me tin gallia exoun epafi..?:P

[fortal12]

@paokbeliever pou ksereis esu an exei h oxi?

pio pi8ano m fainetai na xrhsimopoihsei sthn kariera ths ta gallika para ta ellhnika :S

ase p einai k pio eukola.

o monos tropos na ma8ei ellhnika 8a tan ama milagan oi dikoi ths.. ara dn einai k diko ths to ftaiksimo..

[Rigardoful]

@paokbeliever ξέρει το "μαλάκας" .. τι άλλο χρειάζεται? λέμε πολλές άλλες λέξεις?

[sokomokomo]

was für ein glück sagen zu können das ich Grieche bin !!!!!!

[angelagr84]

geia sou re aniston!

[djp325]

malakeesmena vromyadi flahos

[74917]

excellent pronounciation!!

[torepem]

malakas=the one who masturbates :P

[christakis67]

malaka=asshold its a word that always greeks want to say and the use it ALWAYS we have been famous for this word :) and somthing else iam greek too!!! :)

[0greekdriver0]

im so cool im greek

[cookiexdoughx]

LOOL

[TheTdot2010]

greeks are awesome

[ArcaneMage54k]

@TheTdot2010 You do know that malaka means asshole don't you?

[Ellatha1]

@ArcaneMage54k Oxi, not the way the Greeks use it...you know this, you live in Greece!

[ArcaneMage54k]

@Ellatha1 No it actually means asshole it's the not the excact translation but that's the general meaning...

[Ellatha1]

@ArcaneMage54k But this is not the context in which it's used...nai? A word can mean something literally but be used in another way. For example, the the English word "ass"...does it mean the actual human body part (kolos) or does it mean a donkey or does it mean someone acting like a jerk? Depends on what way you use it...same word, spelled the same...three TOTALLY different meanings. In America malaka is not used to mean asshole.

[ArcaneMage54k]

@Ellatha1 No malakas in Greek means asshole.You say it to offend someone just like you say asshole.

[kyriacos40]

@ArcaneMage54k I always thought a Malaka meant a Jerk Off,I could be wrong

[ArcaneMage54k]

@kyriacos40 No it's asshole I'm from Greece and trust me.

[FearlessCicada]

@kyriacos40 Literally? It means "masturbator" lol. But it has the same sense as the English "asshole", although it can be used in a friendly way too.

[littleStellax]

@TheTdot2010 yes we are :P haha but I love usa

[MrPolyvios]

@TheTdot2010  we are!! :P

[KorkusuzBg]

@TheTdot2010

NOT

[freerahil]

@TheTdot2010 true story

[MsPaoki]

εσυ γιατι εξαπτεσαι??καταλαβες τι ειπε??τη ρωτησαν αν ξερει βρισιες στα ελληνικα και ειπε μαλακα!!προς τι τα νευρα??εχω παει στη ρωμη με γκρουπ ελληνων για εκδρομη και σε πληροφορω οταν λεγαμε ''μαλακα'' μας καταλαβαιναν!!ακομα και οι ιταλοι ελεγαν αυτη τη λεξη!!

[JohnF30Music]

LMFAO! I bet she'd know the word!

[konnajackp4]

everyone knows malaka nowadays:P

it's the only word us greeks can't use in other countries coz people get it and know what it means

but i agree with dardanos21 :)

it's not always used to offend other people

[deZibeL8]

xaxaxaxaxa

;)

cool

[eldykarios283esso]

ΕΙΣΑΙ ΜΑΛΑΚΑΣ ΜΑΛΑΚΑ..

[ElleWelch916]

lmao Jennifer you a naughty girl lol Skcello..you need you Yia Yia to spank you cussin on french tv ..po po po po  pu ena ur manners lol freaking malaka

[KATTANATEMA]

ΘΕΕ ΜΟΥ ΔΕΝ ΤΟ ΠΙΣΤΕΥΩ ! Η ΤΖΕΝΙΦΕΡ ΑΝΙΣΤΟΝ ΕΙΠΕ ΜΑΛΑΚΑ !!!!! τρεχω να το πω στις φιλες μου και να αγορασω λιγο χαρτι τουαλετας γιατι κατουρηθηκα ~~ χιχιχιχιχιχ <3

[intintruder]

giati xarti?

tinakse tin

[dardanos21]

Is depending on how are u going to say it. This is something that only in the Greek language someone may find. By using the same words we mean totally different things just by changing the volume and the ton of our voice. Malaka may mean friend, may mean mate, may mean hello or may just mean fuck off or stipid.

[tnt2652]

malaka is someone who is jerking off.

[kEnnYabSOluteBitCh]

malaka is the most popular word in greece you hear it everywhere lol...its got many many meanings...!!

[ZapVaf]

malakas means exactly masturbator but we dont use it this way...

we use it as niiger, friend, asshole (some greek ppl think that asshole is the meaning of "malaka" in english but its not), jerk...

most of the greeks call their friends friendlly "malaka" (μαλάκα) but u can also tell it as a non-friendly word...

[CancerousAids]

Malaka isn't 'arsehole', since it means 'mastabator', Malaka means "WANKER!"

(Americans say 'jerk off' but they're cunts, so ignore them XD)

[aus1121]

i like to "malaka" myself to Jennifer

[Routni]

it dont mean fuck, comrade.

u sound rediculous. it means "masturabator - friend - idiot - asshole - nigger"

HAHA !!!!

[greenglance183]

eisai kai poly malakas!!!!!

hahaha!

[tnt2652]

xaxaxxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax­xaxa kalo!!!!!!!!

[dimitrispaok95]

yeah im greek 2 and i read it in a dictionary that malakas is αυνανιζόμενος

[greekirishman1]

Like saying the guys a Jerk off!!!

[doctoras7]

malakas is someone who masturbates himself

and comes fron the ancient greek word Πεπων

[tzogreekwarrior6]

Guys i'm Greek so listen.

Malakas means an asshole in English but the accurate meaning is the man who masturbates

[ZapVaf]

it doesnt mean asshole... it is used ass in america is used asshole.... the non true but the best translation for "malaka" when it is not used friendly is jerk!

[BallinTillDeath69]

malaka means wanker you wanker :P

[marcusa458]

no its not you thick prick! Malakas means wanker! .. ass hole!

[shitbomp]

xaxaxa im greek malakas=asshole

[molonlave2010]

LOL bravo jennifer!

[gadehans]

What is a "Malaka"??

[flowerxofxevil]

asshole

[eirinipontia]

"malakas"means either someone who touches himself or a very dumb person . . .

[molonlave2010]

In a formal way, "wanker".

[totief1]

Malaka=Asshole

[johnmavs13]

em o allos pu lei what is malaaaka..

[LoweredNJuiced]

nothing is wrong with saying malaka cuz most everyone pulls thier malakia... malakes

[Pitsikoulini21]

pulls ennoeis travaei? hahhahaha! gamath h metafrash !

[episolove]

Μαλακες,η κοπελα υποφερει ερωτικα γιατι εχει ελληνικη νοοτροπια και αιμα,ειναι ξεκαθαρη και σωστη.Με τα αμερικανακια τα τρομπονια που εμπλεξε τι περιμενε?

[odynhros]

eleooooooooos. xxaxaxxa fasi exei

[300ik]

kai tora niosame mia ethniki uperifania!!kseftiles pou eimaste!!

[xtina1995]

to eipe me profora pantws!!!!

[Andriotis25]

Afou exei kai ellinikes rizes. To pragmatiko epwnimo tis einai Anistopoulou. Den kserw an isxei pantws to exw diavasei

[mimolduss23]

basika einai anastasaki

[Andriotis25]

Anistopoulou kserw egw :P

[mimolduss23]

entaksei, isws, alla egw exw akousei anastasaki. Mporei omws n exeis esi dikio

[Andriotis25]

Kala den antilegw...kala tha itan na tin eixame ellinida edw pera omos

[mimolduss23]

s' ayto symfwnw

[dimalex8]

i idia eixe pei oti einai anastasaki

[xameleon13]

kala apo xtes to eixe to star...

simera to eidate

[friendsNrachelFan]

e dn eimaste kai olh mera spiti...egw prwsopika hmoun fronthstirio agglika^^

[pinkcream23]

kala re sy shmera to epaiksan to egrapses kiolas ?haha

[friendsNrachelFan]

ennoeitai katey8eian egw me to kin sto xeri...dn einai kalh h poiothta ths eikonas omws o hxos einai mia xara!

[STRATOVITS]

plaka mou kanis? molis to epeksan to egrapses taka taka? oreos...