Mail Call Promo Busted

[POBulkhead]

"Is that you John Wayne?"

[bman4099]

Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey = Lieutenant General Lewis B ''Chesty'' Puller= HELL FOR THE TALIBAN

[darkling9109]

Gunny's a nice guy, bet he'll let that guy off with a warning for pulling him over ;)

[cellomad1]

I can see Gunny doing that in real life.

[bman4099]

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

[jdolaktv]

@bman4099 Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!

[ichewtoast111]

R. Lee Ermy would be the greatest grandpa ever. 

[soup460]

It sucks they took that show off the air, I looked forward to it all the time

[ithpally]

god, why cant i have an old army jeep full of guns... i hate my life :(

[hammerogod]

Things I like a lot

In order:

#1- Sex

#2- Guns

#3- Former Marines on TV with attitude.

Ermey for President!

[vf4000]

SHOULDA USED IT!

[tina6581]

funny :-)

[TheUprisingNinja]

He said he needs back up... he would need ten Chuck Norris's just to make R. Lee Ermey buckle.

[ishtech101]

@TheUprisingNinja nah, that would jus make R Lee laugh, lol

[jck7111]

He needs to be our  chairman Joint Chief Of Staff not our president

[hummerskickass]

your going to need more than just backup.....

[matgrif]

ROFL! This actually happened to me and a buddy (driver) comming back from the range. The officer got all nervous. Don't know if he saw all the guns and ammo boxes in the back or could smell the powder residue on us. He handled it like a trooper (pun intended) and wrote my buddy up for speeding. Fastest traffic stop with citation I have ever been part of.

[BuddyFantastic]

Cops reaction---- What is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!! WHAT IS THAT, GUNNERY SGT HARTMAN?

[AC496]

That cop is gonna need a WHOLE LOT more than a little backup lol.

[Homeomackus]

That cop, is royally fucked

[cabbievonbump]

@Homeomackus No, he isn't. Since he isn't royalty, he's merely fucked.

[sactiger]

Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down... THAT WOULD BREAK MY FUCKING HEART!!

[TonyN737]

Gunny to cop: "YOU ARE A DISGUSTING FATBODY!"

[PrivateMetalhead]

Chuck Norris is the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around.

[DobermansRock]

R. Lee Ermy For POTUS... Jesse Ventura for SECDEF.

[arobinson111]

Get the fuck off of my obstacle!!!

Move it!

[songerboy96]

the more you hate me the more you will LEARN!!!!

[MetallicaFan58]

@songerboy96

I am hard but i am fair :)

[HopllyteAlpha]

@songerboy96 I do not look down on niggers, whops, kikes of greasers.... HERE YOU ARE ALL EQUALLY WORHTLESS! And my orders are to to weed out all non hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved corps.... DO YOU MAGGOTS UNDERSTAND!

[Niche79]

man if he was president, we wouldnt be fucking around with healthcare and printing billions of dollars to give to shitty companies, we would be tellin them to STFU and die gracefully if their maggott minds cant run a company propery! GO Ermy GO!!!!

[kometgraffone]

ima commi but i think the gunney is cool lol

[Mrhockey1996]

I'd like to see what would happen if Gunny and Obama happen to be in the same room!

[135twilight]

@Mrhockey1996 I'd like to see that too!

[flamingarse1]

@Mrhockey1996 IT WOULDE EXPLODE

[italiamom]

that's funny as hell...

[dumfart21]

cop pulls R.Lee Ermey over

let the cop off with a warning

[woo1693]

Ermy was Chuck Norris' drill sergeant

[Goststriker]

@woo1693 INSTRUCTOR!

[DaltonL227]

0:14

Ermey is so badass he can grow a full head of hair and make it disappear in the next shot!

[MAairsofter]

"You want that in miles an hour? Or clicks like we use in the Marine Corp?"

[chargamer]

Gunny for the win.

[joshscar7]

history chanel sucks now,they stop showing mail call

[Master7770]

@joshscar7 He has a new show called lock n' load. Its pretty much the same show except he don't read letters.

[joshscar7]

@Master7770 but they still dont even show that any more?

[Master7770]

@joshscar7 According to the history channel website it is still going.

[brucecap]

You have to love Gunny!!!

[Dancing88Mike]

I miss Mail Call

[SNAFU111999]

Rock, Paper, Scissors...R.Lee Ermey!

[Agent1W]

My great uncle is the saltiest cop of 35+ years on the force. He'd take on the gunny to a good marksman challenge!

[AStaticCharacter]

R. Lee Ermey makes Chuck Norris look like a JACK WAGON!

[Peterhschwab]

@AStaticCharacter  I know right! Ive always told everyone that ermey could destroy norris but they refused!!!

[JStallings928]

Is that Gunny at 0:15?

[chazkm]

@JStallings928 Yup, thats Gunnery SGt Hartman from Full Metal Jacket.

[HvyMetal4Ever]

Gunny should be the man in the white house...and head of the NRA...Heston fought some dirty apes...whoopty fuckin doo....this man fought damn dirty commies in the Jungle. I think we should all do a write in for the '12 Elections..whose with me...OOO-RAH!!!

[wolfman240]

@HvyMetal4Ever heston also fought some dirty japs man

[HvyMetal4Ever]

@wolfman240 Thank you for pointing that out. I sir stand corrected and properly informed. But you have to admit...Gunny would make for a great HMFIC!

[gunny556fly]

ermy inspired me to become a living history reenactor and i hope tobecome a tour guid at a museum one day thank you gunny oh yah lol hence my screen name too!

[NatureCitizan]

XS i love u gunny :)

[xreddeadx]

He had my vote before the day I knew about him.

[shoktroop]

Gunny for prez! He would fix this country in a heart beat. Send all the scum in prisons and criminals to Afghanistan with bolt action rifles only! That would save our country a few BILLION.. Then put the wellfare people to work in road services and city cleanup to EARN thier money. U dont work. U dont get money! The more u work the more money u get. Simple. EVERY person should serve thier country in the armed forces for atleast TWO years. OOH RAH Gunny..Semper FI

[Bigfurry1975]

@shoktroop Yeah, and that bolt action rifle should not be a Mosin-Nagant. They're too accurate HAHA!!

[Freebird453]

People always talk about how Chuck Norris is the strongest and best person in the world...

But the truth is that Gunney would make Chuck scream like a girl and run away as fast as he can

[BossHossGT500]

@Freebird453 First, Ermey would skull-fuck Chuck Norris into submission.

[JonO387]

@Freebird453 They are both too busy sitting in urine soaked depends trying to figure out what to order off the senior menu at IHOP. Real tough.

[arandomperson3]

@Freebird453 Apparently Chuck Norris is an "honorary marine". That doesn't quite measure up to career drill sergant and hardened footsoldier

[gluemuncher1986]

@Freebird453 That's only because the gunny is Chuck's father.

[mastersnip02]

lol wish i saw this on tv

[amsterdamhero]

Hahahahahahahaha I'd like him to be my grampa

[therealhannoverfisk]

I love this old dude. He's a hoot.

[Ls3guy]

lmao

[Ls3guy]

lmao

[MrBanjo]

"ARE YOU CALLING FOR BACK UP, BUTTERBALL?!"

"Sir, just-"

"SHUT UP, SCUMBAG! I MAKE THE RULES HERE! YOU WILL NOT LAUGH! YOU WILL NOT CRY! YOU WILL LEARN BY THE NUMBERS! I WILL TEACH YOU!"

"Sir, yes, Sir!"

"I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, OFFICER BUTTERBALL! NOW SOUND OFF LIKE YA GOT A PAIR!"

"SIR, YES, SIR!"

[G0ld3nB4lls]

ur the best gunny :)

Go Gunny Go

XD

[slowmonkey156]

Can you explain all this?

Absolutley!

:)

[scoutbr00]

epic

[Flagg1991]

I remember this.

[punker9105]

I LOVE YOU GUNNY!!!!!!

[juliabohemian]

I would love to see the LAPD pull this guy over...

[scoutbr00]

Too bad that it's not on the air anymore here on my country, never missed an episode

[CBOMPA]

fun

[jamesff151]

You want that in miles per hour or sex like we use in the marine corp. LMFAO!

[esh325]

Klicks not sex you idiot. Klicks is short for kilometers in the military.

[jamesff151]

Any reason your a dick? I misunderstood the gunny, a simple clarification would have sufficed but you got to call me an idiot, rather be an idiot than a DICKHEAD LIKE YOU, FUCKI YOU PRICK!!!!

[esh325]

Oh I'm sorry, did I make you cry?

[jamesff151]

Nope just pointing out your a dick!!

[jamesff151]

Get your backup, The Gunny aint scared of your backup..lol!

[SSJSasuke777]

@jamesff151 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Yeah Gunnys Like Fuck the Police

[DKToshiro]

backup aint gonna do shit agains gunny band his 30 cal

[jamesff151]

Hell yeah, gunny aint scared of no damn back up, lol!

[specterseal999]

LOL

kick ass!! =D

i miss this show :(

[proadmin1]

Absolutely....this is an air cooled 30 cal......

hilarious

[Southern777]

LOL that was awesome

[TheRandomStickGuy]

R. Lee Ermy for prez!

[jamesff151]

Man do I ever wish he could be, get this country back in line.

[oneofspades]

@TheRandomStickGuy The country needs his leadership.

[itube141]

@TheRandomStickGuy he would start WW3 lol!

[cazybeast2]

I fucking love R. Lee Ermey

No homo

[callofdutyguy9]

R. Lee ermey owned that cop, USMC and US military>US civilian law enforcement and swat

[LhongJhon]

THIS IS A 30 CAL MACHINE GUN, AIR COOLED

[GunOwnerDan]

R. Lee Ermy needs to run for president!

[LHSleadtrumpet]

YESS!!!!

[UJS8X]

That's actually a pretty good idea. I'd rather have him than a wild card like Barrack Obama or a senile old man like John McCain.

[quangluu96]

@GunOwnerDan not president but a general =)

[Rubberduckyofdoomy]

@GunOwnerDan

do you know how awesome that would be!?!

[fanofdiesel]

@GunOwnerDan YES! We haven't had a bad mother fucker in the White House since Teddy.

[IVANGROZNEY]

@fanofdiesel Yeah! Trust Buster Teddy! Break those monopolies that wreaked the econonmy.

[philgunman]

I LUV THIS FUCKING DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!! He's the fucking best! his show comes on the history channel kick ass shit!

[LHSleadtrumpet]

He does Lock N' Load now. That show is beastin' too

[philgunman]

yeah I watch that too,He luvs killing water melons! lol

[fahque79]

Thats fuckin awesome. Do you want that in MPH or Klicks.....

[Martintheauthor]

Imma need backup

Great stuff

[AirsoftWI]

Pvt. Pile WHY ARE YOU NOT SHOOTING THOSE MELONS!!!

"Because I want to eat them sir."

HOLY DOG SHIT Pvt Pile! You Fucking worthless Fucking scumbag!

(Shoots melon with B.A.R)

Remember Pvt Pile that inside every melon is a Gook!

"Sir yes Sir"

[mustang684]

Holy Jesus... What is that? What the fuck is that Private Pile!!??? A jelly doughnut sir! A JELLY DOUGHNUT!!!!???

[jimmymckay73]

full metal jacket best war movie ever imo

[UntilDuskNumber9]

I like how he kills water melon before he eats it. Usually with .58 calibur bullets.

[Brian91506]

yea, he likes watermelons,

that is when a bulet hits it,

poor watermelons, great show btw

[philgunman]

LOL

[Cayman192]

LOL always killing fruit. His fruit Killing skills are remarkable.

[callofdutyguy9]

british sas don't stand a chance against Ermey and his beloved Corps

[itsconnorstime]

not the corps, but definitely ermey.

[callofdutyguy9]

Ermey is the reason the Corps is strong, of course the sas won't stand a Chance against the Corps,ERMEY FOR PRESIDENT

[itsconnorstime]

both are awesome, but both are too different to compare. if ermey was president he'd find bin laden unsrew his head and shout down the hole

[callofdutyguy9]

not exactly different, the Corps has Force Recon and MARSOC, Ermey for PREZIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[disturbedone5009]

Gunnys on a new show called Lock and Load. I watched an episode last night and it was pretty cool.

[JacknifedJuggernaut]

what channel does it come on?

[disturbedone5009]

History Channel. The premier is this friday at 10.

[JacknifedJuggernaut]

o weengo, im a watch that

[LosAngeleno1959]

Gunny is the nicest guy around. I had the pleasure of meeting him on a day I went back with a fellow Marine to MCRD San Diego and he was there with a group of friends. He is one tall fella,about 6 ft 3"

[pureindian407]

thts cool. ur lucky,

[BloodBrotherUSMC]

"You want that in miles an hour or clicks like we use in the Marine Corps?"

ha! priceless!

[Legiondare]

roflmao

[MrKillerbeast1000]

Is there a petitioner to get this show back on AIR, cus I so miss this show, and I want Future Weapon aired too...how dare they canceled to AIR these? History channel seems empty with out "Mail Call" and I forgot what channel the Future Weapon shows? but yeah, I want them on AIR.

[jbuck3]

R. Lee Ermey has a new show starting in July on the History Channel called Lock N' Load and it's about the evolution of the rifle.

[maverickM249]

do you know the exact date? and time?

[mastoner20]

Next Friday (31st) at 9 PM

[anonnamous43]

OH EM GEE lol. What channel and what time?

[Andrew122122]

Lol Gonna need some backup.

[phonix032]

dang wish gunny was santa claus cuz all i get is socks:P Dear gunny i want a auto thompson smg

[GreenDayLover0714]

ROTFLMAO!!! You want that in MPH or CLICKS?? Gotta Love Gunny!!!!!

[shadddey5]

ABSOLUTELY looky here, this is a 30 K machine gun..Air Cooled...notice we got plenty of ammo

ahhhh gunny you'd probably do this in real life as well

[ETONG49]

GUNNY!!!!!!

[skatepunkzero]

that was funny

[LHSleadtrumpet]

I love Mail Call... too bad they don't show it anymore

[wedvarn]

they have some episodes on hulu . com That where i still watch ti

[aWTFproduction]

hahaha i wish this show was on again.only reason i wached the history channel

[LHSleadtrumpet]

It sucks bad but there's some other things that are cool too but no one can replace the Gunny

[AltarRS]

He was more than happy to explain! Lol

[nor4321]

ha ha...a good one...!

[NAVC130VET]

This is one show I really miss and the H channel is not the same

[slash3465]

why isnt this show on anymore??? i miss it

[drum00]

me too, damn it

[Plague6669]

PETITION IT BACK ON!!!

[anteracmacash]

hahahahaha...awsome

[Agent1W]

Yeah, it was military history that anyone and their grandma could understand in easy terms. I miss it too. Learned a good bit.

[12GaugeLosAngeles]

HA!!!!!!!!!

[sdjsdjdkjk]

Gunny is a tv personality. One of the ones who evybody loves. Could you imagine if a cop actually pulled him over, i wonder if he would ask him if he was packin, but who cares if he was its Gunny. haha

[Caterpillarjon]

The History Channel sucks ass without Mail Call!♠

[cheeseguy9999]

i love that show!

[jamespfearn]

i love gunny

[deliciousmorton]

the audience demanded something more mature.

[bbb9freak]

like your mom sucking nigger dick

[deliciousmorton]

something like that.

[schultz234]

Thats Great!! I wish it was still on.

[leebob86]

...notice we have plenty of ammo...I love it.

[reuvbre]

um ya im going to need some back up lol that cop is probably scared shitless

[Jerry033]

lol what happened to this show? i dont see it on the history channel anymore.

[CaptainAmerica322]

Im pretty sure they are making a new season...I hope!!!!!!!! OORAH GUNNY!

[FirstBlueAngel]

Sadly, I heard they cancelled it, just to show "Future Weapons."

[Goodspittin]

Future weapons is shit! The Military isn't ever gonna actually use a third of any thing on there. But the show is still kida cool,

"*BUT NOWHERE CLOSE TO MAIL CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!*" Put Mail Call back on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[joeddamage1]

Yea and half the shit isn't even knew on that show.

[Goodspittin]

Yep

[Jerry033]

bollocks.

[gubjub]

Mac will never be as good as gunny... :-(

[barnesj89]

really? thats messed up because mail call was awesome! so is future weapons just, not as awesome.

[amishparadise428]

Agreed

[CerialSquirrel]

Future weapons isn't even on history channel, its on discovery or military channel.

[sniper034]

Future Weapon was cancelled in 2007 I think.

[emodude123123]

LMFAO!! "notice we got plunty of ammo"