@jl287771 No, he was imitating himself. He was referring to a speech he made after one of his fights. "I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart. I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"
I never knew white people could be so racist.So this 1 in the morning on comedy central uncut.I could not believe what they were saying about mike tyson and patrice oneal. I know its a roast but basically they were just saying how they really feel.
@peraas89 I think i read somewhere mike has brain problems because of all the knock outs received and because of health issue that were smiler to a stroke
watching tyson up there was as uncomfortable as he visibly was up there straining to be "funny" but ill give him the "bite my own ears off line" that killed
Mike did a great job =:0)
keeseyd 1 day ago
mikes corny lol he can barely speak right thats bad hes really retarded
MrSandNaggar 1 day ago
I want a roast
sounds fun
JazzyJeff233 2 days ago
is his jacket not on right? lol
kansasjacob02 4 days ago
"During your performance I wish I would've bitten my own ears off"
Catgroover1 5 days ago 6
Yeah I think he's taken a little too many blows to the head.
lildrummerboy65 6 days ago
Does anyone see the similarity between charlie sheen and dave mustaine!..they look really similar!
arvindmega 6 days ago
Is it just me, or is Mike Tyson adorable?
Wavanova 1 week ago
Is it just me, or is Mike Tyson adorable?
Wavanova 1 week ago
GO MIKE! lol
abeu 1 week ago
This is difficult to watch :P
Holstboy 1 week ago
"He's beatin every opponent in his life, except the letter S."
Funniest joke I've ever heard in my life.
RandomLevitation 1 week ago
The moment in 1:37 I Wonder what the crowd member said to get that reaction from mike.
OMGitzDaTruth 1 week ago
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loadedjogger 1 week ago
aww feel a bit bad that he was nervous, but he was definitely entertaining. The Homer joke and the biting his own ears off were enough lol
latininxtc 1 week ago
he never did button that jacket
itsGdublan 1 week ago 17
Wtf mike was on a good one lol
LakersCA760 2 weeks ago
@ 1:40 i thought someone said put him in a straight jacket. but i was wrong. sorry. no offense. Mike Tyson is a Legend who still exist!!
gumiranstephen 2 weeks ago
1:40 SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT RUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
mercilessfreak 2 weeks ago
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mercilessfreak 2 weeks ago
Funny ass video can't wait to see the next roast there going to get Paris Hilton good!
mr420 2 weeks ago
mike tattoo is on the left side ... and in this movie is on the right ..???wtf ?
theSteveofan 2 weeks ago
@theSteveofan its mirrored to stop a copyright take down of this video
35fallen35 2 weeks ago
@theSteveofan that's because this video is mirrored so it can't be blocked because of copyright
XxJean12335128xX 2 weeks ago
mike tyson wants to eat your children
sbwizerd 3 weeks ago
im tryna do dis shit , mike is awesome
toob247 3 weeks ago
'Please don't murder me'
LOL
ELIEISMYHERO 3 weeks ago
what the fuck you gun' do jeff..
amylacks 3 weeks ago
1:42 the do you want to die stare
KobeIversonamazing 4 weeks ago
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WHO'S THE WARLOCK NOW,BITCH?!
CostasSocratous 1 month ago
what you gonna do jeff?...what the fuck you gonna do jeff?
haha that was cool
dsquaredmlg 1 month ago
hahaha Tyson is very funny (surprising to me .idk why )
izzyxd117 1 month ago
mike is a really likable guy
TheMegaRoflcopter 1 month ago
Mike Tyson is not an Comedian, he is a Boxer!
Damn, he is a Legend!!!!
StolzerKurde21 1 month ago
"He's a guy who's beaten every opponent he's gone up against, except the letter 'S'.
jww112093 1 month ago
Didn't ever think Tyson could be this funny!
turkishcobra 1 month ago
That was fuckin hilarious. Gotta love Mike Tyson.
saulhudson420 1 month ago
that Homer joke was genius!
ishavecats 1 month ago
lol he did better then the situation on trump, now thats a situation! u go mike lol
TheNyCsound 1 month ago 2
what the fuck are you gonna do jeff?
DanaMateluna 1 month ago
"he's beaten every opponent he's gone up against except the letter S"
LOL
00StangGT00 1 month ago
why did he cop ali's style at the end there hah that was wierd
jl287771 1 month ago
@jl287771 What part you talkin bout?
saulhudson420 1 month ago
@saulhudson420 at 4:07, ali used to ramble just like that, but much better lol
youtube search "Muhammad Ali speech", its 1:42 long
jl287771 1 month ago
@saulhudson420 he might have been doing it on purpose
jl287771 1 month ago
@jl287771 No, he was imitating himself. He was referring to a speech he made after one of his fights. "I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart. I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"
saulhudson420 1 month ago
@saulhudson420 yea i guess your right, i never followed tyson
jl287771 1 month ago
Mike Tyson has a really good sense of humor about himself. he did well up here even he did struggle a bit throuhg it.
mezlabor 1 month ago
The Homer joke was the best one of the night! Mike really got his own back there!
PauloTheGeek 1 month ago
okay i get it ... the lisp
paikmendez 1 month ago
what's with the joke about the letter S??!?!
paikmendez 1 month ago
@paikmendez Seth ? The Guy who said the Joke Name Is seth
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saulhudson420 1 month ago
How can you not love Tyson?
saulhudson420 1 month ago
that homer joke was the best joke of the night ahahahah
dvsworm 1 month ago
I'M GONNA EAT YOUR CHILDREN!
BadGirlsOfKelso 1 month ago
I suppose he tried his best.
OsakaNitro 1 month ago
wow iron mike is really good!!!
tonymctonyps3 1 month ago
Mike is alright, kind of cool watching him have fun!
OZOBIEUSA1 1 month ago
What do they say to Tyson at 1:38 ???
187Alen 1 month ago
@187Alen theyre laughin i think ^^
MrJoelouisbarrow 1 month ago
"Im gonna eat your children"......applause
genmonty 1 month ago
Taking a wild guess by thinking this was written for him. That said, his performance was funny as fuck. He actually has great comic timing.
TheRealGrimRainbow 1 month ago
Letter S?
CHRISTIANNWO 1 month ago
@CHRISTIANNWO he has a lisp
mitchumful 1 month ago
that was painful for him haha
DOMIDOOM 1 month ago
seeing mike tyson nervous was funny in itself.
LadyVakko 1 month ago 24
Some funny jokes accompanied by some weird head scratching shit. I like!
bigfilmhat 1 month ago
what chu gonna do jeff, what chu gonna do.
nothin(:
EskimoChild169 1 month ago
If you really want to see a great roast check out Muhammad Ali roasting and being roasted he is absolutely brilliant and a natural comedian.
caxfingers 1 month ago
IFingerUrMum must be the situation
udown24 1 month ago
He was flapping his jacket so much I thought he was going to fly away
CLEE1F 1 month ago
man, tyson messing around with his damn blazer is fucking ANNOYING!!!!
presentsecret 2 months ago
I never knew white people could be so racist.So this 1 in the morning on comedy central uncut.I could not believe what they were saying about mike tyson and patrice oneal. I know its a roast but basically they were just saying how they really feel.
azrRayRay 2 months ago
After the show Tyson punches the shit out of Jeff Ross. Then leaves with Charlie to gangbang Amy and Kate at a hotel Shatner bargained for....
.... Jon Lovitz was not invited.
tatujunky 2 months ago 4
@jdbk11231 it is.... The video is flipped so they don't take it down
juu90 2 months ago
nervous, i would have been too but hey all good
Sakeroz 2 months ago
most awkward speech ever
IFingerUrMum 2 months ago
lol his poems were fucking scary as shit.
mansondevil33 2 months ago
you gotta love mike
Kingdyabu 2 months ago
3:25 LMAO
LightningRiderMGO 2 months ago
Homer joke and the joke of bitting his own ears were the best haha he did good
LightningRiderMGO 2 months ago 13
this was the baest part of the whole sho
skunkbud1011 2 months ago
fucking mike was so hammered lol
realityfrominsanity 2 months ago
Could have sworn Mike's face tat was on the left side of his face.
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@jdbk11231 It is.
petelabeat 2 months ago
Seth: "Please don't murder me." I thought Tyson's joke on Seth was awesome.
4SCARECROWS 2 months ago
mike tyson was boxing his way around the letter s
switchpitch31 2 months ago
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So I suppose Sheen can sniff enough cocaine to...
-Puts on glasses-
... kill two and a half men.
YEEEAAAH
PatentApplied 2 months ago
"What you gonna do Jeff? The fuck you gonna do?"
Had me laughing my ass off.
deki740 2 months ago
MAN. That Homer joke was genius
eminemdisstopia 2 months ago 2
He burned Seth with th Homer joke.
onetwothree257 2 months ago
Mike Tyson Is A Lunatic Genius!!!!
olskooldannib030 3 months ago
he was better then the situation
BGambino1215 3 months ago
What's the deal with Mike's jacket and shit? *LOL*
tpriest1914 3 months ago
Rofl my rhymes are impregnable...I wanna eat your children!!!
idkagoodname111 3 months ago 4
I lost it at 2:52
CloneOfJoster285 3 months ago
I think hes more of a sweetheart lol
now i know what stu meant
DUTCHMASTER67 3 months ago
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An unapologetic rapist does comedy. That's rich.
Brought to you by the morally bankrupt jackasses at Funny or Die.
healthhavencom 3 months ago
:D Please don't murder me :D
PlasmaSam 3 months ago
someboy answer. is this after or before charlie got kicked off 2 and half man.
map33one 3 months ago
@map33one after
TwoScoopsGetHuge 3 months ago 2
@TwoScoopsGetHuge ty- charlie takes it like a man
map33one 3 months ago
@map33one bhout six to nine months after.
greymobvmp 1 month ago
1:39
I would piss my pants if he looked at me like that.
buzzsmurf 4 months ago
fuckin amazin
SuperKinevil 4 months ago
give him some credit...he's not a comedian. that was better than a lot i've seen.
zackysting 4 months ago 7
Everything really was funny up until he started throwing a fit or whatever lol
CodeNameTyphoon 4 months ago
if i had more free time i'd watch this again and count how many failed attempts he made to button his jacket
BeePittTV 4 months ago 3
HE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO BUTTON HIS JACKET ! :P
peraas89 4 months ago 59
@peraas89 His knockout fury is way to big for that jacket...
rulezz264 3 months ago
@peraas89 YAH, YOUR RIGHT ! :P (Pleas dont tell Mike i said that...)
StephanoRW 2 months ago
@peraas89 why? you button up all buttons? geek much?
SpiritzOfTheEmporor 1 month ago
@SpiritzOfTheEmporor Are you an idiot?
peraas89 1 month ago
@peraas89 I think i read somewhere mike has brain problems because of all the knock outs received and because of health issue that were smiler to a stroke
AbbumiCurseMarkQu 1 month ago
That was funny as shit !
artienp 5 months ago
That turned out better than I thought it would have. The Seth Macfarlene getting by by taking ideas from Homer was the best though.
JstaGoodoBoy01 5 months ago 40
@JstaGoodoBoy01 I swear, when he opened with that joke, I had to pause the roast. That was one of the best jokes of the night in my opinion.
LFCtvUSA 4 months ago
LOL, fantastic job.
MetalTampon 5 months ago
Tyson here having a fit
tomj577 5 months ago
Finally an actual clip from the roast
terrinakamura 5 months ago
watching tyson up there was as uncomfortable as he visibly was up there straining to be "funny" but ill give him the "bite my own ears off line" that killed
digitalrazorbladez 5 months ago