Borderlands Review

[darbusmaximus]

There are a ridiculous amount of guns. Yes they only differ marginally but still they are all there. I think there are thousands. Constructive criticism: cut your hair.

[Decoy1067]

His voice may not really be like that!sometimes a video camera can change the soundwaves of a voice!No one cares about what yall think.Why dont yall go do somethin besides starting crap on freakin youtube.Go get a life you sorry faggots!

[Decoy1067]

Yall must be a bunch of gays if yall really paid that much attention to a guy.So what if you can only see his head.What do ya want his body?And what if he is in a wheelchair?none of yall would be so disrespectfull!

[SuperArgosy]

its better when he has game play

[xXR3GANXx]

i want a borderlands 2 !!!!!!!

[tecguy97]

you go try make 87BAZILION guns you gay freak

[kinggow2]

ur retarded

[guitarherolegend55]

they dont just add a bunch of stats onto the guns... they have a random weapon generator that literally makes a random weapon from a whole shitload of pre-made weapon parrts: stock, barrel, scope, ect.

[JokerGaming101]

must suck a lot of dick huh.

[iiTaylorHD]

your a retarded the guns are all different why dont you go and accentually buy the game.

[TheSmallKorner]

@iiTaylorHD i have beaten the game, the vault isnt real and u have to fight this huge gay monster, i know what im talking about. the guns have about 15 different looks but they change the stats and add different effects

[DoctorMountain]

@TheSmallKorner Ok, here's the deal. In the beginning of the game, when you save the first claptrap, the guardian angel says, "Would you kindly give this robot a hand?" The developers of Borderlands are the same developers of Bioshock. So straight of the get, I know I'm going to get shafted. The vault, no guns, no money, no power. Wow, big surprise, you couldn't figure that out before the end? The planet you're on is called PANDORA. Greek Mythology, open Pandora's Box and all hell breaks loose.

[buerplaysguitar]

@TheSmallKorner

PLEASE STOP THE DAMN SPOILERS!!!!

[guitarherolegend55]

@TheSmallKorner bitch spoiler

[guitarherolegend55]

@TheSmallKorner the gun u described at 8:04 would be terrible. 30 damage??? really? i have have a gun that does over 1000 damage thats not modded.

[steauafc2010]

@TheSmallKorner man there are like 15000 types of guns

[TheZombunneh]

@TheSmallKorner uhm spoiler alert? jerk.

[ablastfromthepast1]

A midget!

[DragonDoper]

This dude doesn't even have a set of teeth !! What do you have apart from your potato head?

[Marvelboy95]

Oh! Hello Mr Potato Head!

[ITry87]

Dude it's not supposed to be a great story it's supposed to be like diablo

[cocoking13]

he must be fat...

[runescapemaster4911]

@cocoking13 lol

[tsoshadow]

should get your self a script... not very good and explaining points and organizing thoughts.

to much 'but' and 'umm', 'and'...

[joeprice07]

Why can we only see your head? Are you a stamp? :D

[ozzlanda]

@joeprice07 HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[foggyn1]

@joeprice07 loved that you made my day

[pijon68]

wtf the top half of your head is in the video and thats it

[jitjoseph]

are you short or just a dumbass

[Skipper242424]

both

[GurglingShrimp]

I see a pencil sharpener! o.0

[xninjazx6r]

I see 3 golden baskets

[zask100]

ok u suck there are no bad points there are 1.7 million guns 15 base guns? are you on crack?.. divide 1700000 by 15 and tell me what u get.. well i did and i got 113333 so ur saying for every 1 gun there are 113333 different types tell me how that works

[Apacolyptic]

15 base guns!!! isnt that enough!?!? haha

[AKVIsponsorship]

lol you look like chris crocker

[themadbmxman]

he looks like a fuckin cock sucker

[ajw159]

u literally thought they would have millions of different gun designs? each one totally different? that would take 100years to design... i just had to point that out....i thought the guns were amazing, and i agree tho amazing co-op, thats really where the game shines.

[guitarmniac]

lol your fucking retarded most of the guns are all different dumbassand wtf dont u just get off your ass and get the fucking game?

[TheSmallKorner]

shut up.. you dont even know what ur talking about if u say all the guns are different cause there not

[FallenWarrior7]

who cares what the gun looks like? its the stats and effects that matter. 17 million 750 thousand guns that are unique.... its amazing.

[mattsmith77]

voice cracks!

[MaoiMeowi2]

"Shocks their head in half"

Is that even possible?

[Vortex9333]

hahahaha

[FlyffsxDaiguren]

ehh once you hit lvl 50 you have nothing to do, the story is being dropped off a bus then find a vault only like 10 lvls. the art work is ok im not complaining. though when you play 4 a long time you get bored then the co-op its just 4ppl playing your story or some else story. od4Mw2 won FPS of the year Uncharted2 won game of the year Cod4Mw2 should have won x3.

[wiirulez123]

how can you review simetheng after having it for two hrs Ps comb your hair

[rELliiKkKZz]

fuckin hell!!!!!! u look like a fuckin knob!!!!! i thought you was a girl!!!! sort ya life out!!!!! shit review. i hope u burn u jew cunt!!!!!

[AKVIsponsorship]

whats wrong with Jew's?

[12400052]

dam your voice cracks alot

[DontFaketHaFuNK]

Half of your fucking face is missing man!

[TheSmallKorner]

i noticed

[guitarherolegend55]

@TheSmallKorner PUBERTY!

[HateOldPpl]

you got a jay leno chin or something? In a wheelchair? Why only top portion showing?

[csmaster65]

GUYS!!! Don't complain at him, atleast the roof is moderately clean.

[MrWiscompton]

hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooley crap you look like a shemale bro wow wtf is that wow!

[Anonymous7349]

Only reason I went to this review, is because I though this was chick. What did I get? Half of a huge teen head with a black vortex mouth.

[milomaxsun]

@Anonymous7349 thanks u i thought it was a chick too

[999Dyne]

Not to be a dick how can anyone think this is a good review.

[Executioner545]

well thank god theres no invisible wall that doesn't let u stray to far away frm eachother. good review

[zxzxultrosxzxz]

your review slitley killed my hipe for this game way to go dick

[rbart1252]

uve got gay hair yo

[combino]

wow ur review makes no sense at all? what were u trying say is a bad thing about the guns? lol you completely lost me in your contradictions first you say the guns are bad because they shoot plasma, incendiary, and other things and then you go on about how they are similar and different so can u answer the main question. what do you think specifically about the guns that makes them a negative aspect in a way?

[superbadstudio]

No offence but they made the guns of a program, it's impossible for people to make that many guns.

That's why they are simaliar.

Good Review

[christamadeus]

Dude you made a review after only owning it for two hours? You need to play alot more cuz after awhile the guns start to drastically change in appearance.

[TheSmallKorner]

not exactly im a level 34 soldier and the guns still look the same

[superbadstudio]

2 hours

lol

[2uneek]

boring review. to much repeatition. "gun looks similar but does different damage different effect"

"gun looks similar but does different damage different effect"

"gun looks similar but does different damage different effect"

you get me?

[rockman22]

you want them to animate a thousand guns?

[kaine180]

bad points, the guns, theres like a billion guns in this game... what more could u want

[NotToImply]

Great review but whats up with the framing? Theres so much space lol

[Kiryutka22]

Cant wait to get it on my PC! ! !

[JaySkuh]

Get in better frame...

[238jk110]

well bought it today, been playing it for a bit, so far extremely bored and pissed off I traded 4 games for it.

But perhaps its because the "learn to play bit" is so fucking long and snore snore.

I cant help but wish I was playing fallout 3 instead..

and I don't like the art style.. sure it sounds good but... I really want my game to look like it wasn't made for 3 year olds.

[DaMoscha]

YOU KNOW FUCK ALL! SIMPLE

[deadmeh]

Holy shit you have absolutely no artistic perspective in you don't you. Fuck realistic graphics at least borderlands is one of the games few with cell shaded graphics. You don't play games for realism you play for escape. I don't fucking want games looking like real life.

[TheSmallKorner]

dude what the hell i love the art style

[superbadstudio]

haha I totally agree with you on Fable, it's a crap game. I'm getting this on 360, in 3 hours

[238jk110]

good stuff mate thanks for informing me before I purchase. The stuff about separate split screen going off by your self sold me.

[Thatsnotwhatuwant]

Gud stuff. Subbed ^^

[Skateblub]

BAM! reload BAM! reload...........lol.

[QwufflDell]

dude you look like a fag ... or a girl

[CYLONEJACK]

chicks like guys who look like that. Duh dont you watch TV? lols

[serzh123aaa]

dude get a haircut

[Keithisleet]

thanks things i needed to hear about this game.

[Machew4Life]

haha yeah brother go wash ur hair b4 u record ur self XD but 5 starz anyway becuz u like borderlands and so do I taht makez u alrite in my book

[TugeHitties90]

youve played it for 2 hours..... go wash ur hair or something

[dconnorz]

4 mins his voice cracks!

[deftonedvolta]

really good review dude.

thx for the info.

[Ruslann95]

i really hope you didnt beat the game in two hours.

[anthonyrun]

Im just curious how you can dislike the story and gun makeup when youve played it for 2 hours... you suppose they would offer every weapon make in the first two hours of gameplay, common kiddy.

[xFreakOnAL3ashx]

this is actually one of the better review i watched, you actually went into detail. for the people saying what about school, he said it like 5 times he had a cold and he played it before he went. awesome review

[ahaugea]

Thanx just what i neede to know:) good review

[kentaann]

boring show some picture or like a video. not your face

[MuZiCL0VA2009]

Instead of waisting money on a video game, I would be spending my money on what my appearance looks like lol. You look like a fucken female. Get a haircut dude, seriously. You look like a fag.

[Keligorm]

Lol i thought he was a girl before he started talking.

[MACattackifyable]

y are u not in school?

[neele560]

seems like hes sick

[hellokitteneater]

lmao what about school?

[cornsnakedk]

Is this game good? I'm either gonna get this or modern warfare 2.

[VHman14]

mw2

[thefinalconflict]

Hey a talking head! jk good review man thx for uploading

[baba1993]

Lol, yeah dude record your whole body next time, not only your hate.

[erik9920]

In the "my bit on borderlands" (that you deleted for some reason), you said that you had watched soo many videos on youtube about this game. Then you should know that Randy Pitchford clearly stated that they wanted this game to be about shooting stuff and that you wouldn't have to talk to npcs in dialogue trees etc. He said that they really didn't care about the story.

Also if you've only had the game for 2 hours, why the hell are you putting this crappy video on youtube instead of playing?

[erik9920]

Forgot to say: I don't think this was as crappy as your last video, but still really suckish

[777racingzack]

Nice review man, Can't wait to play it tonight after work.

[jaboyle]

good video man !! 5 stars !!

[he1l1o]

FABLE 2 WASSSSSS CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPP

great review dude

Getting it FOR SURE