Oskar wants a sandwich

[sk8smoke21]

lol id tell my wife the exact same thing

[xee00]

Oscar's a bro.

[sneakyxdude]

lol

[masterchieffan20]

The role model for all men.

[zanechaos]

I always hated him

[skulls704]

Did he ever get his sandwhich?

[KingOystar]

what did Susie ever see in this loser?

[darkangel16371]

LOL!!! 

[chaosgammaray18]

Every time I play GTA4, oskar always comes to my mind :p

[stupidgaga]

Bitch better get him a damn sammich.

[pregomanfrompakistan]

looool, I miss this show. Loved Oskar. and Mr. Winn.

[karanjhalaguy16578]

He knows the woman's place in a marriage

[kelseybug924]

oo, heavy lost weight and grew hair :3

[nickman8559]

I always felt bad for this guy...he was so pitiful

[Farsight20]

What a big baby... make your own sandwich. Or better yet, make her a sandwich. It's the whiny way he says it too that really just makes me look at him like a big baby.

[MissAnthrope00]

*insert women in the kitchen joke here*

[MegaAndyBear]

Oscar: telling women to make sandwiches before it was cool

[zombiefood702]

@jt33396 i know right haha

[RainbowKitty1397]

the best way for a man to love u is to do wat oscar is asking.

[iwantmyzero]

Hey Arnold!

The only show on Nick shot in the ghetto.

[jt33396]

that flew right over my head as a kid xD

[rendox]

My name is Oscar and I approve. Now where's my sandwich.....

[dan8889]

Just make him the fucking sandwich already

[Hydroxoid]

Meanwhile in Borat's world...

[KewlRobloxDudex2]

Y U NO MAIK ME SAMMICH

[americanpsycho93]

Nickelodeon is Sexist

[TheRoCoco13]

Lol. Memories..

[CrunchyChris94]

he was such a bro

[DEATH2U816]

Sexism started early in us 90's kids then there was internet...

[ipwnwontons]

@DEATH2U816 oh yeah there was never any sexism before the 90's

[cody3234]

i fuckin miss hey arnold so much!

[cinnawaffls]

In Soviet Russia, Sandwich want you.

[mrcartmanis18]

Mr. piece of poop lmaooo

[juncallday1]

lol. .

[metallicafan5059]

I gotta direct this girl I know who hates these jokes to this and see if she'll think twice about her childhood.

[MrSidewinder15]

Oskar, what a dirtbag, lol. He's fucking Epic

[jayremmi]

Kakashka actually means poop... XD 

[indyingdays2272]

carb cola

[ThePantha2]

bitch make me a samich a once!

[Kylegood101]

Cartoons arnt what they used to be

[onemanteenageband]

HOLY CRAP WAS THIS THE ONE WITH THE POPE???

[simsgirlvid]

@onemanteenageband yeah, it was!!!

[ichbineincoolcat]

Damn his wife is a lazy bitch.

[americanpsycho93]

@ichbineincoolcat I love you! xD u made my day

[ichbineincoolcat]

@americanpsycho93 So glad hahaha.

[satanjesuspoptart]

What a country!

[lilmizsunshine03]

She must make some pretty good sandwiches :)

[OddishThing18]

MAKE ME A SANDVICH

[ChronicGingivitis]

Such a baller.

[nandotime3000]

I have always hated that bum... Even when I was 5.

[undeadmaus19]

anyone else convinced that this is niko before GTA4?

[sonicguy0]

0:09 "I just want a sanch!" LMAO

[minifrancis]

You keep de money...

..oh oscar

[omagaredx]

I WIN!! ehhh heh heh heh..

[LadyOfTheNordic]

"Those Russians" - Turisas, Rasputin

[theshiznits2020]

He reminds me SO MUCH of Niko Bellic from Grand Theft AUTO IV! X)

[EvilghostNinja]

Russians really know how to treat a lady.

[hurrr05]

suuuuzie, mehk me a saaandweech.

[pychoshow]

This is how the joke was born

[TheSuperj123]

Holy shit i miss this show

[AaronBlackOpsWWE]

Nine people didn't want a sandwich.

[Godfather91290]

Luckily the whole apartment is one big kitchen, so she never has to leave it! Brilliant! :D

[wgbaseball2]

Oscar from "Hey Arnold": Telling women to make him sandwiches before it was cool

[iCarb0n]

Now Oscar knows what's up.

[ITSbigwillystyle]

OSCAR IS REAL MAN

[Narateful2]

oskar must know where a woman belongs...

[robertcute164]

Oskar really knows what up

[arandomperson3]

A true man.

[OfficialVinceStudios]

My dad wont stop quoting this... x_x

[Gator115]

@OfficialVinceStudios HAhahah my dad too keeps quoting oscar even to this day lolol

[Aygiggs]

Niko and Micheal...

[darkpenguincowboy]

Doesnt Suzie sound like Amy Adams?

[antisora13]

after the events of Grand Theft Auto IV, Niko Bellic decided to settle down, change his name to Oskar, move into a boarding house, and marry an American to earn his citizenship. Now instead of wanting revenge, he just wants a sandwich.

[RidiculouslyLuis]

@antisora13 lol 

[osheem]

@antisora13 hahaHAAA funny

[LofiCactus86]

@antisora13 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHAHAHHAHAHHA literally funniest comment ive ever read

[PictianTAS]

And thus heavy loved sandviches

[Cutefirewolf]

Get up and make it yourself.

[DictatorOfJelybeans]

@Cutefirewolf None command Oskar.

[deaderdeadbpu]

I made a little shrine in honor of Oskar... a role model to us all, telling our women to make us sammiches ;)

[TriforceWolf96]

He vants SANDVICH!

[jrzy49]

Cracka make yo own fuggin sammich!!!

[TheDudeMinds89]

I used to say this to my sister all the time when we were growing up lol

[TomShloop2]

So demanding

[CDGMuzik]

Lmao, I dont even think dudes realized how funny this show was

[LovetheRainbow]

Oskars a fuckstick and a lazy piece of shit.

[GeneralCane]

@LovetheRainbow Second.

[DemonicGemini]

you keep the money

[ScottQB4]

@DemonicGemini Okay, I'll keep the money.

[YungBobbySeal]

He probably used to kick her ass if he didn't get his sandwich

[Valvatores]

@ninjadude1021 Real women only cook for men who have jobs. girls cook for lazy men. There different from being between women and girls. women are smart , mature and more up tight. girls are young ' immature , foolish. women want men girls want boys.

[sureiguess1]

omg lol. so high rite now. laughed so hard :D 

[ninjadude1021]

All he wants is a fucking sammich, lady!!!!! Its not like he's asking you to blow him!!!

[presidentbrian1]

I use to eat sandwiches, but then I took a disobedient wife to the knee.

[iateyursandwiches]

what episode is this?

[GopheReid]

@iateyursandwiches Baby Oskar

[DrCookieCrumbles]

I could make sooo many tf2 references,but then I stopped writing "arrow in the knee" jokes.....FOR AMERICA

[teentitansfan2011]

Why is oskar skin looks like he has a sun burn?

[777Lukyman777]

All he ever wanted was a sandwich. Now I want a sandwich too. A hehehe

[WWFWTF64]

Tommy Wiseau?

[Umprella]

@WWFWTF64 YOU ARE TEARING ME APART SUSIE

[thecoolestluzer123]

"I just want a sandwich" xD

[Sexygeekchick08]

Lol, I want to watch this episode. I miss my childhood memories.

[bepjr]

I love Oscar for this, but I will never use this line on my women. :P But, damn give the poor man his sandwich. That'll shut him up.

[JayGoodyDaDream210]

Oskar sounds like a mother fucking Russian.

[ThomasMetal75]

Just give Oskar his damn sandwich. I bet he'll be quiet once you do ;)

[132kane]

Ima Show this at school, 50$ that I get samwhivhs

[yeoldpepsi]

WHO THE FUCK IS OSKAR?

[DayTripper415xx]

i love is laugh. heh heh hehh

[mvpxlax]

what a boss

[Ichiboy900]

Instructionalvideoforwomen.wmv­

[PhalkenDrift]

Oscar is Niko Bellic and Kate after GTA4.

[nonamerus]

9gag



[LtLuckey]

I wanted a sandwich too. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[ernestgarza211]

@LtLuckey ow shut up >:/

[MrJeebusJuice]

"I just wamt a San'ch"

[badmouth55]

Oscar = Niko Bellic?

[TheCrapolaCompany]

I taped this years ago. Dang, I wish I could find that tape.

[Spartanwarlords300]

Oskar = Alpha

[NikoLiberty1000]

I always thought it was funny how many trends this show predicted!

[yorkie45678]

This show taught me how i should treat my girlfriend :)

[IWasWatching]

So this is where our generation found it funny to tell women to make us sammichs. Sweet sweet sammichs. THANK YOU ARNOLD WRITERS.

[anthonyxswagger]

@IWasWatching wtf is a sammich you mean sandwich? and yeah the hey arnold writers are great

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

Oskar is exactly the kind of man I hate the most and aspire to have as little in common with as possible.

[sexhaie]

@Makingnewnamesisdumb okser's awesome, he's got a woman to do his laundry and make him sandwiches

[SelMorales1990]

Oskar is the man!

[farrshizzle]

what a bro

[rudylexi8]

Oscar sucks lol.

[LOLOMFGROFLCOPTER]

both top comments are just perfect haha

[Megaboot101]

give him a mother fucking sanswich

[solitarydot]

The man is hungry. 

[RPGSilverGoddess]

"C'mon Susie, make me a sandwhich!"

JUST MAKE HIM A FUCKING SANDWHICH SO HE'LL SHUT UP!!!!!!

[spunkgirl123]

What is the name of the 2nd episode?

[MegaAndyBear]

Oscar: telling women to make sandwiches before it was cool

[OMGitsDSypl]

@MegaAndyBear oh my god~!! SOMEONE PUT THIS SHIT ON A SHIRT!!!!

[CitySkateboards]

@MegaAndyBear HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA



[BusterFiddlewig]

@MegaAndyBear I bet he started it all.

[soldierkei]

@MegaAndyBear why is the second top comment always better than the first?

[coumarin]

@MegaAndyBear

where did you think it came from man

[Seph123ff7]

@MegaAndyBear And my mind has been blown.

[cjhatesu]

@MegaAndyBear Oh it was cool back then you were probably just too young back then to know about the true potential of women.

[LoneSWarrior]

Murphy's Law about a Wife.

If you marry her, have sex with her, and raise a child with her, this just means she agreed to continue your bloodline, especially if it's a boy that you have and raised.

She isn't your wife unless she makes you a sandwich.

[SkyClover93]

Oh wow, I've been looking everywhere for this video!

[Anakin8529]

mnn

[SouthernBelle1807]

Susie, make him a sandwich and spit in it... >:)

[Beandipped69]

Is he Russian or Jewish?

[Revenantspecter]

@Beandipped69 He's a Jewsian!

[Beandipped69]

@Revenantspecter Dear god

[Revenantspecter]

@Beandipped69 don't you mean dear moses/stalin?

[Beandipped69]

@Revenantspecter My bad, I meant Dear Anne Frank/Rasputin

[ilikepurpleandpizza]

@Beandipped69 He's supposed to be Czechoslovakian.

[glacier861]

Why doesn't Suzie dump Oscar? She could have gone for a man who not only could make his own sandwich, but works, can cook his own food, and other good things.

[MetallicGod07]

@glacier861 Do you not see how Oscar looks? He's a fine piece of ass. I sure wish I looked like Oscar. I'd get all the bitches to make me sandwiches.

[Revenantspecter]

@glacier861 You win the internet! Lol

[oscrat35]

Is it just me or is oscar a sexist

[poopynuggetmetalteer]

@oscrat35 Oscar is a lazy ass kike who takes it out on women. Isn't it obvious?

[1kittiesgonewild1]

I want a sandwhich too

[punisherman1000]

How could nickelodeon get away with oskars depiction? It's a racial stereotype that chekeslavacian people are lazy, self-centered gamblers

[blackwingangel04]

@punisherman1000 Racist stereotypes exist, whether we like them or not. So we might as well all laugh at ourselves, with everyone else.

[DonZabu]

Classic Oskar. Old school all the way.

[DROIDJR]

man i miss nickeloden the is no such thing as a good cartoon on nick anymore

[theworldwins]

0:11 - rape face initiated.

[ARGX47]

why the fuck does oskar love sandwiches so much. idk anyone who can only enjoy sandwiches

[killerzombie092]

I love these comments-3

[IanAntonioBurke]

90s- Oscar:"Susie, make me a sandwich".2011-Susie:"Look at our cute new baby!"Oscar:"Wish HE could make me a sandwich after starving for 15 years."

[IronKnuckleKO]

A true man!

[poopynuggetmetalteer]

So is oskar, like, the lazy ass jew who doesn't do shit?

[Rockmaster2112]

@poopynuggetmetalteer No, he's a man

[ineedpurple23]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD this lightened my day :DDDDDDDDDD

[antisora13]

Not sure if Oskar..

..or Niko Bellic.