SideScrollers - "Chadless"

[timo1601]

Chanoeka has the holiday Armadillo (Friends) :D

[Efreeti]

Hopefully Chad got a good laugh out of the "vomiting poop" line. If you have a stomach virus you deserve a good laugh.

[WillyTung]

Swordfight might have been fun way for punishment, but he way overbeat her.

[Rundigity510]

WOO! all female forum questions!

[QuackerMan45]

hey screwattack, i was wondering if they is any possibly of more female workers (not saying 1 is a problem though). do you get job applications from a lot of females?

[QuintMarvel]

I got Epic Mickey for $15 on Black Friday.

[acuna13]

Jared was really annoying this episode for some reason. Maybe it had something to do with Chad being away..I dunno... it was weird.

[Beaze17]

Hey dont worry about kwanza im black and me and none of my family celibrate it lol. And I have no idea what the meaning or point is lol

[iamLI3]

slap your desk some more craig , i like it......

[Emperorwolffang]

i cant wait to open my modern video game arcade

[AgentZombieMan]

I'm gonna be so pissed if anybody flips their shit because of Jesus

[UnknownAs1an]

Black Friday is for suckers. I went to Gamestop at midnight for Zelda limited 3ds, but the line was so damn long I came back the next day and still picked up the console.

[Jonathanx458]

@UnknownAs1an As much as i love the 3DS.... They'll never run out of those since theres really no good games for it at the moment once next year hits(Since Nintendo likes to release stuff late) It'll pick up.

[UnknownAs1an]

@Jonathanx458 The one I got is different from the regular 3DS. It's got a gold zelda theme. Only 48000 were made.

[XsubXzer0XforeverX]

avgn would be amazing on this but he has got to do his movie

[disturbed119]

Craig likes it up the ass from corporate

[sasukegir66]

i think "vomiting poop" should have been the tittle to this weeks sidescrollers

[minodragon]

Does the birthday have to be earth years? <|:O

[grandhorn]

you guys should have had a cardboard cut-out of Chad in his memory

[deathsceane]

Do you count Hylians as Elves?

[eliteaceman]

thesmokinggun /buster/poop-tattoo-story-is-c­rap-8764319

Poop story is fake... bummer

[gearsofwill9]

actually they make not a dime wen they sell new things

[thesatanic6]

black friday solution.....buy thinks on ebey for same prices

[TheUltimateBeing01]

LOL at the tatoo.

I would kick that dude's ass for that.

[fsmetal]

I refuse to participate in Black Friday. I worked it. I will not help make the retail employees life more miserable

[kellykernaghan]

it was surprisingly many many times better WITHOUT chad. never realized how much he sucked until now

[TheBlackGalesHowl]

QUANZA BOT!!!! QUANZA BOT!!!!

[mariopawnch]

@TheBlackGalesHowl OMG i literally yelled the same thing

[yavor200]

@TheBlackGalesHowl bless your face sir

[GenocidalEdge]

We still have a software ect here. It's in our mall, but the funny thing is that there's also a gamestop in the mall.

[GenocidalEdge]

But I hate facebook...

[Aaronwoodiscool]

YOU SAW THOSE CRAZY ASS LINES AS TOO!! well as they say every thing is bigger in Texas

[monkeylemur]

LOL STEAL!! Great pun

[thesarge1307]

so the pic of the hot girl is covered up chad is gone im guna go cry in a corner now

[samusaran2311]

Have a Krazy Kwonza!

Also, can I dress up as a Maccabee?

[thescalvann]

SANTA I HAVE TO DRESS AS SANTA MY BIRTHDAY ARIVES AND ITS SANTA :/ oh well i just wont bother il just buy advantaged for a year

[MrInfoJoe]

no chad, no coathanger

[KyoXlp]

lol i guess chads mom did cook for thanksgiving :)

[stabakoder]

I don't even bother going anywhere at black friday. Its over rated and reek of greed and ass holes of society.

[rocker308]

1080p plz? :[

[pejnismiggle]

@screwattack Craig, I actually get pissed off if I don't have the manual. I don't even look at it or read it! If it's an amazing game and it's extremely cheap but there is no manual, I will absolutely not buy it.

[TheBadShaman]

@pejnismiggle Sometimes a game doesn't need a manual. Play Megaman X. You teach yourself because the very first level you play is designed in such a way that you actually teach yourself and not have something say

"HEY, WATCH OUT FOR THAT SPIKE, IT WILL INSTANTLY KILL YOU!"

You learn by yourself, and very few games ever do that anymore.

[pejnismiggle]

@TheBadShaman It's not that I'm too dumb to know how to play; I always learn how to play on my own. Like I said, I don't read the manuals let alone look at it. I just get pissed anyways if I don't have it.

[luisserman13]

remember when he said april's cooking was amazing? bet now you changed your mind huh chad?

[UltimteLifeForm]

It's getting within months of my birthday. I better not get screwed on a hard challenge

[UltimteLifeForm]

For the Coroner field trip: Forensic Science class

[sikokiller12]

wow... people actually go to stores to buy a tv $50 cheaper on Black Friday? I rather buy it at full price. 50 bucks isn't alot, at-least not where I come from.

[grameron]

Walmart's crazy TV deal was a 32" flat screen for about 200. Assuming it was the same in canada and the states. thats what they had at my store.

[AgentZombieMan]

I hate Black Friday, people have DIED because of Black Friday

[FightingJEDI]

Lameness! I totally had the materials left over from Halloween to dress as Super Tanooki Suit 2D!

Curse my Springtime Birth!

[MerryMarvelite]

Surprised nobody came up with Kwanza Bot from Futurama as a Kwanza icon.

[VideogameMastah]

someone please dress as link. i know hes a hylian but hes elfish

[blonicandme]

You should have said dreidle for hannukah

[VersusSEED]

"Hey...I saw your Sisters Brain"is worse than "Hey...I saw your Sister naked"

[Kayz1mega]

Damn I'm glad I live in a tame area because on black friday I waited an hour and 30 min in line at best buy and just got what I wanted. I even went back at 4am to get my dads best buy card to get a new phone and there was still stuff. Best buy overstocks well the one around my area anyway.

[johnnyrosales1990]

I just saw the grandpa video, fuck people lose their mind.

[DettoWiso]

Being the "Rape Master" isn't enough to Jared..Now he's "The Punetrator".

[JapaneseTentacleRape]

Best Buy? More like Best Die! like to hi five :D

[CaptainIrishman]

You could dress up like link for the next episode

[crashdanjr]

i demand a dradel

[AussieDragoon]

dress up like corn for kwanza

[AussieDragoon]

didn't you promise that anyone who dressed in a tanuki suit this week would get a free month of advantage content.

[OmegaDallen]

Man abuses child in sword fight........ I think I just heard the best way to abuse a child....

[linkszxx]

when jared said "chadless"

[sparkster7744]

PLAY GUNSTAR HEROES.

[CommanderGuy321]

I can't understand why people would risk a huge fine for assault just to get a good deal.

[rmysterio80]

How to clear fags out of the store in Black friday, tie a brick to a copy of MW3 and throw it...they'll go-ah runnin

[CommanderGuy321]

@rmysterio80 Damn it, now I want to try that.

[AverageJoe2013]

dradel dradel dradel i made u out of clay...

[JonnySniper47]

The kawnza bot from Futurama is the mascot of Kawnza

[danielrobwright]

The kawnza bot from futurama!

[BammBamm227]

i have a picture where do i send it

[Gorgannosh]

Duke nukem = worst game of the year. Yes

[wCRONUSw]

16:17 thumbnail. lol

[IhatenaldsMcDo]

I've been waiting all week for this

[spiderjerusalem100]

I know he's busy with the movie and all the other stuff he does but it would've been cool to see AVGN as a host on sidescrollers.

James Rolfe rules.

[joemoma92]

@spiderjerusalem100 he doesn't live in Texas

[sikokiller12]

@spiderjerusalem100

Screwattack should get him on as a co-host... 1 episode shouldn't hurt his filming schedule.

[redvillain6]

@spiderjerusalem100 James Rolfe is on Cinemassacre. This is Screwattack,They're just linked website companies.That would never have happened.

[spiderjerusalem100]

@redvillain6 Ahh, i thought they were all friends because the AVGN nerd videos often get uploaded to Screwattack first. Nevermind then.

[redvillain6]

@spiderjerusalem100 They're just partners, Cinemassacre along with other websites are all under Screwattack. Screwattack is just a way to help Cinemassacre get videos out and Cinemassacre contributes to Screwattack with content.  But I'm pretty sure they're all friends either way. :)

[ben123767]

@reviewultra the is the best idea ever

[XsubXzer0XforeverX]

aww no chad :(

[MiggeX]

I really doubt the people who send in pictures really have their birthday close

[Ethricje]

Chadless apps.

[ben123767]

No Chaddddddd

[MorningwoodProductio]

Craig made me ROFL 21:40

[reviewultra]

you should but chuggaaconroy on sidescrollers thats would be the best episode ever

[bmcj199]

@reviewultra Emile will just look like an awkward unfunny nerd. XD

[HomicideZero]

@reviewultra Who the hell is Chuggaaconroy?

[chuggajonsun]

@HomicideZero he is a funny and great lets player

[HomicideZero]

@chuggajonsun joke. :l, but thanks for taking your time and replying to my comment. ;)

[chuggajonsun]

@HomicideZero no prob

[hockeynewfoundland]

@HomicideZero A Let's Player

[HomicideZero]

@hockeynewfoundland I know. ;)

[chuggajonsun]

@reviewultra he lives in Florida and saves money to go to magfest the paxes and e3 there is no way he can go to Texas unless you feel like paying for the ticket

[christ7warrior3]

I LIVE IN DAYTON OHIO :O

[key099able]

upload a video when chad is sick

[TheBigmackjackable]

@key099able Your watching already watching a video with Chad being sick...

[key099able]

@TheBigmackjackable i want to see chad in his bed and vomit

[Radkennster]

Whoa whoa whoa......I just noticed there's a girl in panties on the top left corner!

Was that always there!?

[ilovemadnesscombat]

@Radkennster oh that's Sylvia Christel from No more heroes, for what I know she's been there all the time.

[GraydonW]

@Radkennster Yea the girl with panties is more visible in the other videos.

[Radkennster]

@GraydonW ohhh okay, your right!

I just went back to an older episode and it was the "No More Heroes" picture haha

[kreepyderk]

@Radkennster its not panties, its a bikini, and yes it has been there the whole time :p

[Radkennster]

@kreepyderk yeah, I know, lol

I went back to the last video and found out it was the No More Heroes picture haha

[Weaponer7]

the show went so much better with out chad. keep it with just you two.

[ABlackGuyTalksAbout]

This is the first time I've been able to watch SideScrollers start to finish in one go. It feels good.

[Spoonis]

You should've named the episode "Creative Child Abuse" instead of Chadless : (

[RuuckaRuckaAliFan]

I'm thinking about a game called "Survive Black Friday" don't know if it existes but I'd play it xD

[Radkennster]

Craig you are CRAZY lmafo!

I love all the crazy shit you say every week that makes Jared or Chad go "WHAAT!?"

[theHotArab95]

the worst game i played this year was probably duke nukem forever. it pains me to say it, but its true

[TheHunter14792]

finally dropped the faggot

[HomicideZero]

@TheHunter14792 u chad, bro?

[GoDofWaR07]

Didn't miss Chad at all... he only has awkward comments and no funny stories...sidescollers was fun this week!

[skellington15]

Saggy suggestion: MINDJACK

[NoMoarOxygen]

lol america

[k444mbr]

Sidescrollers without Chad? = BEST.SIDESCROLLERS.EVER

[HippyshakeBBQ]

13.30 lmao face :D

[tacodude007]

i'm going to screwattack right after this, to nominate a little game called Duke Nukem Forever

[Comangeit]

LOL about the Gamestop Genre thing. I was just in a Gamestop today and saw that as well. What is wrong with Alphabetic order???

[anythinggoesjoe]

R.I.P Chad 

[tehPete]

HMV in the UK has been doing this for years; the one in Bangor (Wales, UK) took all copies of Infamous off the shelves when it came out, so it could sell the Used copies in its place (in it's top~x new game section), for the same price, but they were at least marked as Used. I've got a picture of it somewhere, I should find it.

[thedavidmango]

CHAD

[shadowheartless9]

essay due tomorrow i havent even started it i gotta start working on i.....sidescrollers....essay can wait :3

[GabrielKnightz]

Jareds thumb is unusually long

[ThatzMrOcelot]

I saw Chad not being there, and Died a little inside ):

[OllyBlog]

I laughed so hard at "These deals are already a steal!"

[thekorv95]

only in America

[TheAffronted]

vomiting poo.... LOLZ!!!!

[ronic25]

i feel so... chadless ._.

[GarredHATES]

I love chad but I think I like sidescrollers more with just two people :D

[raymaster56]

I think that person is me but I sent mine to chad so I have no fucking clue D:

[jacoblong9]

No chad?! NOOOOOOOOO!

[ebeaver15]

Are you guys gonna do anything to the gray brick wall?

It doesn't really seem like an improvement from the last place.

[kaoken1]

i didn't even go out on black Friday and im sure as hell glad i didn't sure maybe i could get a game i wanted for like 30 bucks but at what cost?

[RoyalHustler09]

Nice.

[TheOmegaRiddler]

Since I saw this on the site I have tried to think of something to say other than I WON but I am so happy, I can't think of anything. I couldn't believe it, I never win stuff so when he said my username it was unbelieveable

THANK YOU SCREWATTACK, you have mad me a happy man, thank you, thank you so much for that.

[AdamKepsProduktions]

@TheOmegaRiddler I know the feeling buddy, congratulations :)

[PushMyCarr]

@TheOmegaRiddler Congrats dude! :)

[enzomatrix]

the kawnza mascott should be tchalla the black panther .

[Creamy360]

I love this shit

[NightOfTheLiving8bit]

Rad! Finally got a shout out from the news desk for my brain story! Haha

[sirlag01]

First. ;P Just had to say it, my first time.

[PSspecialist]

@sirlag01 Last to get laid. Had to say it. Also my first time! :P

[sirlag01]

@PSspecialist No idea what you're smoking at.

[Ys4all]

@sirlag01 your just mad cause he's right