Subway puts Pubic Hairs in Sandwich Prank Call

[RawrItsAlliexiz]

That subway guyis a moron. Someone shoot him.

[amiya145]

ur ghetto??? wait... wtf???

[videogamegenius]

This little 16 year old moron saying going down on a woman is disgusting LMAO

[videogamegenius]

HAHAHHAHAHA,

[BMWg84]

lol

[BigJonMoo99]

People dont go down on girls for fun? What a weird guy. LoL

[AmazonDealsDaily02]

@BigJonMoo99 I do

[callofduty4freak345]

Lol pretty funny, that dude got so pissed haha

[kingofweightloss]

@metachozoite if you're fat...my channel can help.

[SuperSlick305]

lol 

[MikeMetsFan97]

LOL raging

[herbprophet]

just cuz they make it frnt of you doesn't mean you cant taint the sandwhich or the prepped food thats made a head of time forthe sandwiches...i worked there, and there's a little thing called "the glove-o-magic" you dont want to know what that is. ahahaha

[2010Jakeypoo]

A buddy of mine once found a paperclip inside his Sub. Good thing he turned the sandwich over before taking a bite out of it lol.

[YELLABOOTZ]

he shredded u cruiser lol

[McHenryCruiserCranks]

@YELLABOOTZ yeah, i was secretly proud of him.

[zach8148]

lol xD

[Ripto22475]

God that freaking subway guy was sooo unprofessional. Even though you were giving him a hard time he still should of kept his cool and offered a free sandwich. He's not losing any money, subway is, so I don't know why he's being a dick.

[mymomiskoolify]

Eww i just had subway for dinner

[McHenryCruiserCranks]

@mymomiskoolify what kind of sub?

[mymomiskoolify]

@McHenryCruiserCranks The Italian BMT

[AMT4245]

The way the guy responded was not professional. If this had not been a prank call and an actual situation then he wouldn't have his job. If you are dealing with a pissed off customer, NEVER insult them even if they insult you. It's a great way to get fired.

[imjeffy98]

omg you are so hilariouse, i think the guy you talked to is proberaly gunna go run in to a corner and start crying haha. McHenryCruiser you are a GOD

[McHenryCruiserCranks]

@imjeffy98 this!!!

[McHenryCruiserCranks]

@ilovegoingham feels good man

[andribesti]

Haha that was one of the best ones so far, successfull troll is successfull!

[McHenryCruiserCranks]

@andribesti thanks for not having a vagina tonight brah

[botanast]

Inb4 FBI

[metachozoite]

i like most of your stuff...but this IS NOT cool...as for me you if you had threten to slap me... fyi lol i carry a taser....this is not funny

[McHenryCruiserCranks]

@metachozoite awwwwww u mad brah?

[metachozoite]

@McHenryCruiserCranks no IDiot. the mad bro thig is stupid dude.....i think its not funny to screw with peoples jobs...im 28 and am an mechanical engineer and work at wal mart due to the the econmy currently..and i find it immature of you to bitch some poor employeer for your amusement...not mad just dissapointed...and techinacly you threatend that man...and in the your lucky...they did not trace your number and arrest you for threats...dont be little people....it's not cool.

[metachozoite]

@McHenryCruiserCranks so why not try jokes where you dont insult people....of course your probably one of these people who dontcare anyhow.....things come back on you....im just suggesting that try not doing this

[metachozoite]

@McHenryCruiserCranks again...im not mad over a imature video.....but i dislike the disprect to the employee....i also think you should try thinking about it from a different pov....and maybe try going to church man......i think you need it

[restlesspride666]

@metachozoite LOL. I think you need to grow a pair of balls. I get tired of your type of pussy bullshit. " no offense but here take offense."

[metachozoite]

@restlesspride666 i think "love thy neighbor" and " do unto others as you shall have others do onto you" "an love others as i have loved you" is more important then a reporductive appendage or being like one.  I get tired of you godless bunch of fools in this world...but what ever idiotcy is rampod afterall. Im male i have them as god intended...dont worry about it

[restlesspride666]

@metachozoite Lovely not impressed.

[restlesspride666]

@metachozoite Also, get your head out of your ass, not all answers are there.

[McHenryCruiserCranks]

@metachozoite people r assholes brah. Im just following the herd.

[metachozoite]

@McHenryCruiserCranks well as long as you didnt get him fired and relize that...ok....god bless

[McHenryCruiserCranks]

@metachozoite his yelling was epic. it made me have hope for society

[metachozoite]

@McHenryCruiserCranks yeah he was a bit imature.....believe it or not ive actualy had stuff like that happen...i just hang up ..lol

[McHenryCruiserCranks]

@metachozoite im glad he yelled at me like that. I wish more people would

[metachozoite]

@McHenryCruiserCranks well its ok in doses..some stuff though...see...i woked at walmart since i was 19(attend school while i worked) and i have had guys come by me and throw liit fire crakers (not the small ones either the bottle rockets) at my feet and run away thinking it was funny..or things like throw dead cats on my truck...maybe experinces like that is why im touchy on stuff like this...along with aother bad stuff..but he got to upset to qucik..lol

[McHenryCruiserCranks]

@metachozoite ive had that stuff happen to me as a security guard haha

[metachozoite]

@McHenryCruiserCranks lol laughing at it is all we can do...im just glad no one got an eye poked out still though it will scare the hell out of you....one time...i saw two dudes tie a bugy to a truck with a rope get in it and drive about 45....people are crazy....

[McHenryCruiserCranks]

@metachozoite i had someone set a shopping cart on fire and then try to push it into me at walmart

[metachozoite]

@McHenryCruiserCranks lol thats messed up...we had a guy steal 200$ in teaks then run and try to hide them in the klids clothes section while the cops clearly saw him...lol....

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite ...Don't write on my wall. I don't give a fuck if you blocked me. Seriously, you need to get the fuck over yourself and stop thinking that people actually give a shit about you.

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite ...I already am listening... But does that mean I care about you? No. If I were to put a gun to your head, would YOU care about me? No. You care about YOURSELF. You fucking hate the person that has the gun to your head. I wish someone would fucking shoot you. Useless waste of human life.

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho you need to look at a life through heavens eyes...why would i care? the same reason i cared about up too 3 strangers on here and lead then to christ...u dont look at a mans worth through what he has or buys.you look at his worth how god views us were so cared for thet jesus died for us....and you dont hate the person who has the gun...you pray for them up till its over no one is a waiste of space...remember jesus said as he was dieing "fther forgive them for they know not what they do"

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho no ones gonna shoot me man im well cared for....god watches out for his people and those who love him....dont curse your enimies instead pray for them....so i only care for myself huh?....thats a new one on me.....

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho and too be honest...it sounds like your the one who dosent care for them selfs...god dosent think any of us are a waiste....after all he did die for ALL of us......you have a warped pov my friend

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho aapparently you seem to...anyway night time for me... :)

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite ...What the fuck are you on about? Mate, you have issues.

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite Not to mention god is not real. Did you know in the bible it says the world is held up by 4 pillars? So either god is too retarded to know of his own creations or he isn't real. That's god being debunked in less then 50 words. Not to mention if he was real, why would you follow him? He plays with human life as it is a toy. So fuck god and fuck you. And obviously he fucked up with you because you are, in fact, a useless waste of human life. What do you contribute to society?

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho no it is not, where did you hear that garbage? god does not play with life.....infact god hardly even infered here but what 4 time? with christ, moses, elisha, and david.......what i contrubute...im a mechanical engineer, rock drummer and guitarist, i play with my daughter and love her...another aethest huh?

you know nothing about god....you need to seek him before you can say those things....

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite ...I do know a lot about god... And he does have everything to do with human life... Why do you think people pray? For shits and giggles? You can't even spell "atheist" correctly. So how am I supposed to take you seriously? You probably aren't even 15 years old, yet.

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite And by the way, I didn't hear that garbage, I read that garbage in the BIBLE. I am very open minded, but, the bible is fiction. And you even said it, yourself. You think god watches down on you. You obviously think god does have to do with human lives. So there goes your argument down the fucking drain in a second.

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho inister...its not in the bible.....im also in music ministry....the bible is not gonna be fiction when you stanxd before god and he says "depart from me i never knew you"...and thats coming if you dont change and except god...i dont think good sir i know...id not be alive if not for god and trust me hes there...lol....the profff is etched in this world like that of the acid marks in a wall...hes there...you need to look and release your wrong

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho and you read no such thing in the bible....it talks about "jacobs latter" thats all as far as archetictual structers are conserned other than that a few things for the jews...its not fiction...your therioes on evolution are the only fiction and id prove that easy

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho also i dont think i know....i know more about heaven and such then you even think about in your wildest dreams and can back it all up with concrete evixdence that would even stand in a u.s. court of lAW...REMEMBER MAN LIES TO YOU...SATAN DOSENT WANT YOU TO RECIEVE JESUS...HE WANTS YOU TO GO TO HELL

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho lol you realy think i odnt know my bible dont you? im not as stupic to fall for your little evil ideas put in your mind by satan....not one bit...god does a lot more then look down....and god has a lot t do with human lives....youll see that in your life time

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite ...Holy fuck there either you're trolling or there is something VERY wrong with you... And for your sake, I hope you're trolling... If not, get help...

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho no...no and no

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite ...That's sad... And, yet again, karma is not proven to be true. Actually, it's not true. Sometimes you get bit in the ass, other times you don't. Shit happens to people everyday. You're like a kid that believes in the tooth fairy and when someone tells you he's not real you're too ignorant to even accept the facts. This god figure is doing a pretty shitty job at looking after people.. God, himself, has killed 1000,000's of people.. If god were real, he'd be a cunt. Lucky he's not.

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho yeah yeah you idiot ive heard that trSH BEFORE...YOU NEED TO SEARCH GOD BEFORE YOU WIND UP BEFOR HIM IN JUDGEMENT.....AND IT ENDS BADLY

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite HAHAHA! How do you know this? Have you seen it? Grow up and grow a brain you ignorant dumbass.

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho `lol hear that before too...hell was actualy made for satan but....it looks like youll fit in well....i cant help you i you cant help your self

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite If you love god so much why don't you just go kill yourself? I mean, you're obviously contributing nothing to society. You're probably on benefits. You can't even spell "heard". My 9 year old cousin is smarter than you... And that's saying a lot... I find it hard to believe that someone like you could spawn a child... It's sad, really...

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho no its nt your just an jack ass.....if i did die...i think id take you with me....you are one of these idiots that are just a blight on man kind...i ocntribute a lot actually/....and nothings wrong with benefits (im not on them).......im telling you...if this is how you treat people.....its gonna catch up with you.....the only low intellegence here is you.as far as heard it depends on WHAT kind of heard your talking about (herd is an animal group and heard is the past tense of hear.)

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho also its 4 am...i just woke up.....anyway....may god help you...i cant....bye

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite ...No... This is how I treat fucking morons who think they are better then what they actually are and they actually matter. Not to mention you're an over sensitive fuck. I don't like YOU. Not EVERYONE. See? Yet again you prove to be self centred And you can't spell or use grammar for shit there is no excuse. I am no where near as old as you and it is late here, as well and I can spell fine. And you didn't just wake up because you massaged me 2 hours ago. Fuck you're an idiot.

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho f(x) = 4^1/2

y = 270 + 0

solve for the function of y

lets see you do this simple simple thing...if im so dumb you should be able to ace it no problem

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite The function of Y is 270. Anyway, I am not here to solve fucking maths problems for you. Nor does it prove to me that you're smart for asking and possibly knowing maths problems... You're still humanly fucking stupid. If only you could spell and run as well as you could do maths. And if only you weren't a self centred, ignorant, obnoxious idiot. There are too many people like you out there and it makes me fucking sad. What is the world coming too?

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho oh thats nothing/....il throw up some of my engineering if you wanna keep it up....ya hear that???its that dead horse your still beating...im sick dude having with draws from a medication...so im not what i usually am...mechanical engineers like me make everything from wheels, to pistions, to metal....you have no idea what kinda person i am man....you jump to conclusions toooooooooo quick....immature and silly...as for the spelling..who made you perfect? oh thats right no one.

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho btw mr perfection examine yourself first "maths problems"?...its math problems...or as we in the engineering department say its an " simple algebriac expression in terms of the y directional axis"..which can be used in anything. you know NOTHING about me...you assume to much..whos immature? not me man...thats all you...keep killing that horse man...lol

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho and note that not actually a math but an college algebra problem....and your awnser is invallid

4^1/2 is the same of the square root of 4 or 2...which leaves the expression at

root 4=270 + 0

which evulatd as the square root of 4 = 270 + 0

what you do to ne side of the evaluation you must do to the other leaving us with

4^1/2 = 270 ^1/2

now you have 2 = root 270 which you need a caluclator to do so f(x) or y = (root 270) + 2... :)

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite ...Are you for real? I don't care if you make metal. I know what a Machinical Engineer is. My dad was one for years. I am not assuming that you're stupid. I am gathering information from this 'conversation' that we are having... And so far, yes, there is clearly something very fucking wrong with you. Take a look at yourself. And then take another look at your comments. Oh, and by the way! It can go either way with "math" or "maths". They both mean the exact same thing.

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho no you write maths in a english corse and thell laugh you out the class....i have an iq of 180...maybe what you thinks wrong....theres nothing wrong with me...you just dont know how to deal with ,me...and a mechanical engneer and probably what your dad did is not the same thing...engineers dont work on cars....we design program ect...and this conversation is a waiste o time...

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite ...I never said that you did make cars.. You said, you're self, that you make metal.. I was stating that I don't give a shit what you do. And are you saying that if I, my self, take an "anglish" course they'll laugh me out? HAHAHA! Sorry, it's just hard to understand you considering you spell like you have fucking down syndrome. Yeah, for someone who is so prestigious at 27 years of age, why are you here arguing with a 17 year old? A little sad, don't you think?

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho and im stating you need to realy grow up...this world is not popies and flowers...you seem to think your opinion is supreme and ANYONE who disagrees is a retard...boy oh boy...when releity hits you its gonna be ugly.....

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho because your a smart ass little punk who needs to be put in his place thats why....you have a lot of growing up to do... you may think your a man....but your far from it

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite ...You said it was 4 AM not that long ago... How could it possibly be 5 AM now? Stop this bullshit about being tired. It's sad that you even have to lie about that. And you did say all those things. Well, I only pointed out one of those things... But, whatever. If you want to deny it, well that's just sad.

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite I need a real dose of real life? Coming from someone who believes in a man in the clouds HAHA! You're the only one who needs a hit of real life. Hell, you look as if you haven't taken a jog for a good 4 years. And I need to grow up? Did you not just read my comment? You're sitting here arguing with someone HALF YOUR OWN AGE and you get offended by a prank call as tame as this. Not to mention when someone pulls facts to your face, you completely deny them.

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho i dont believe i know...its thats simple...quoting king david from isreal "only a fool would not believe in god"...how the hell do you think isreal still stands? your going to go to hell with out jesus christ its that simple...and youll never believe because your too caught up in your own selfish desires like most people on here...i dont give a damn how old you are i have a 15 year old cousin whos attends college for what ever degree he was given a grant to...your old enough

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite ...People die in brutal ways every fucking day... What about 9/11? Did god save them? What about the earthquake in Haitis? Did god save them? No. Get the fuck over your fantasy and open your eyes. I don't believe in him because he's not fucking real. Go watch TheAmazingAthiest. Although, it probably wouldn't do anything considering how FUCKING STUPID AND OBNOXIOUSLY IGNORANT you're. And how cute. You correct one word. And it's still not correct. It's 'Israel' not "isreal".

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho reallly???? you just com to that conclusion about death? ...and unless your from stanford with a phd in english...or even attend college...you cant correct me...lol your funy..ok bye bye...lol..ill be laughing at this or a while

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho note also as far as god goes...you have to see to believe? thats b.s put in your mind by man...you hav no iea in what your going to miss...you think there fairly tales? your gonna find out different soon...and in your life time buster that i promise for god says that when iereal become a nation that generation shall not passbefore you see him as well as the antichrist ...but hey many wont believe till after the rapture...good luck...bye bye

[metachozoite]

@metachozoite isreal*

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho actually (i dont make metal but on that conversation topic) its a vast subject

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho also in proper anglish "maths" sounds like a child saying "dogies"...it realy has to practical use...and is a slage produced from an undeveloped vocabulary....you have given me a head ache kid.......damn...

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite That's actually another reason I conclude that you're not right in the head. Because you seem to forget things you just wrote and end up either contradicting yourself or looking like more of an idiot than you already do... Good job there, champ!

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho unless you are able to asses yourself unbiast and truthful (not possible with your phyche) im not contradicting my self...you just have no idea what im talking about...and this is funny to me your even still replying.....god kid dont ever voate for a president with your attitude....but go play your video games......that world will end soon you live in. when you go to a university and start seeing stuff...i said im an mechanical engineer not a metal smith....your not paying attention

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite So, in short; Grow up, lighten up, take a jog, grow a brain, get over yourself and please, PLEASE make sure that your child isn't as ignorantly retarded as you when he/she is 27. Almost 30 years old with a child... I'd expect more from you, sir. Truly is sad that there are people like you out there... Truly is...

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho you have no idea what lifes about then.......and how do you know im not actuially in good shap...cause of that big red tshirt? lol......ahhhhh what fools this country produces......30 is just a number...its not a defination of ones well being....youll find out...lol

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite ...So now you're trying to lie about being fat? Fuck, you really are something else... "this country" I do not live in your country. Don't make assumptions. Is that not what you, yourself, told me? Wait, what a silly question. You don't even know what you, yourself, wrote. You're too fucking retarded to keep that much of a memory. And at the age of 30 you have been alive enough to at least, hopefully, not be as stupidly ignorant as you are. Not just a number, an age.

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho if you dont live in the united states...you realy do have no idea....and i have to put this back on u.s only...i get tired of the muslims on here......

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho kid if your half as smart as me youd better be damn proud..as for what ever back wards country your from.....please stay there

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho oh sure i could be like you little immature shits and have a "teaching degree or some other basket weaving bullshit suh as teaching" and had kids at 23....lol they just wind up divorced.....and never happy...seen it many many many times...i do live in a college town...hahahaha

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite ...I do not care where you live... The fact that you even had a kid is depressing. And just because you live next to a collage doesn't make you smart. Anyway, I am going to resist the erg to comment back to you. This was funny. Thanks for the entertainment! Although, that is all you're good for... Laughing at... You're a real joke, my friend! Bye! And by the way, I have been correcting you this whole time. And I'm Aussie, by the way.

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho you dont know half what you think you do.....but dont worry....yoru half of the world has a very fearse profecy to live into.....enjoy life while you can

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho assutralian? oh your screwd...with the huge amount of alien activity over there recently....you best bet is to buy a gun and hide...no joke...as for the other stuff.....you just have no idea...

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite Can't get a hold of a gun, but, I'll be sure to keep that in mind. Thanks.

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho yeah man theres tons of them over there...look at the polishedknobs videos hes having problems...............just be careful

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho whoops - 2 youll actually get two awnsers because the square of a number is both positive and negitive.such as (root 4) =+or -2 in most quadicapplications in algebra. so its (root 270) =2 and - 2..whats the sine, cosine, and tangent of 360 degrees? because the trig wheel is baised on pi 360 is at 2 pi..meaning its 0,0 sine= 0 cos = 0 tangent is undefined..get the pic now? im not as dumb as you think..im a verry smart person....its common knowledge to us though. p.s thats only 1 way btw

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite ...I don't give a shit. Do you seriously think that knowing maths makes you smart or something? No. Like I said before, you're humanly fucking retarded. You contradict yourself, you can't spell for shit, you're over sensitive, you think that you're the centre of the fucking earth, you're over weight. The list goes on. And that's only what I have gathered from all of this... I don't even want to think about how you're in real life... Please, just make sure your kid isn't like you...

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho ayla is actually smarter then i am and im tired btw. The world is baised on mathamatic principles from descartes trig to ensteins algebra....it is used in everything you do...and basic phycology, english, ect....my spelling might be a bit off its 5 am and im tired ...im not over sensitive...i just cant stand people who tend to think that they know everything as you do...i odnt know everything...never will...but im content with that. how i am in real life? easy going and kind

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho also i never said any of those things....your immature and need a real dose of life...grow up~

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite I take back what I said about your age... I just saw one of your videos... God damn... Forget about me and go take a jog... It's just sad... At 27 years of age and you can't even formulate a proper fucking sentence... You seriously do have issues...

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho what ever....you do know karma is real right? as for my weight...thats my problem...not yours to worry about

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite Omg it's not like he was actually going to slap him in the face with a sandwich. It was a fucking joke. Grow up and get over it.

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho not according to the police it isnt...i dont like this type thing...ill just umnsuscribe....hits home a bit better i believe.

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite ...What the fuck? He wasn't talking to the police and nor would they be involved unless he actually went down there... And it was clearly a prank call... You're an over-sensitive idiot. And I seriously doubt that he would care that some fucking moron unsubed him. Get the fuck over yourself.

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho re read your comment and then well talk about sensitivity

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite ...How about you tell me? I wrote the comment, so I know what it says... You're actually fucking stupid.

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho realy? why do you care about my opinion? and if im stupid then you gradute with a 3.9 at ga tech with an engineering degree with no d's...bet you cant

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho actually accoding to descartes methoid of advanced calculs and trigonometry...im not

[metachozoite]

@RonnyWho also...as a fool and his money soon depart...as does your comments....blacked~

[RonnyWho]

@metachozoite ...I can't even begin to understand any of those three comments... Firstly, learn to fucking spell and use correct grammar. It's hard to understand you when you write as if you're 11 years fucking old (which you probably are). For that very reason I doubt that you graduated shit because it's clear that you haven't even finished school and even if you had you definitely are not smart enough to have done well. And I don't so much "care" for your opinion. I thought it was retarded.

[TheMysteriousDumbaz1]

ahahaha

[magicguitarist2]

That explains the Used condom in my tuna sub.