Cassetteboy vs. Harry Potter 1

[ThMaggotUtube]

whered he get the word spunk from?

[dotes243]

When does the third part come out??? This is fucking hilarious!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡

[PotatoesForYourFace]

If you play this at 0.5x speed, it sounds like Stephen Fry is telling a ghost story about black leather cunts.

[MaisieIsAwesome]

A weird crabbe...LOL!!!!

[jayshiz]

what a potty mouth.

[TheTTAJB]

Lmfao... black coon

[spikeyhamster]

This fucking killed me!!!

[manmeatfillsmeup]

Like if you think this video is really funny :P

[SuperRyderman]

"itching like some weird crab" lmfao!

[whatevarrr]

BLACK LEATHER CUNT HAHAHAHA

[wjjonesy]

i was crying with laughter when i watched this

[akiFC]

when does it say spunk in harry potter?!

[manz92]

stephen fry you sick bastard!

[mark1993ful]

stephen fry to suck harry's cock

[kilderok]

LMFAO oh god...MORE Harry Potter edits. EXCELLENT.

[Harnikawa]

The unfitting song in this video just MAKES this.

[LFCBEN1]

:D

[cuzitsnecessary]

ROFL officially #dead now

[tommomcgreggor]

lol this is funny

[TheHumanRemix]

Mate, your vids are great! :D

I had a go at making my own vids in your style, I think there pretty funny :)

[vasti009]

I NEED to know that tune in the back ground :)

[91rpjw]

Lmao, the way he says 'and PULLED OUT A BELT!!'

[TheDolefish]

... omg I love a cliffhanger :D

[Professor6871]

Buying a blow up doll would've easier.

[WAHEYgigoloPIG]

ihmygod i might die!

[annagabrielle11]

i died a little inside as soon as steven fry said the words 'black' 'leather' and 'cunt' in the same sentence

[EmilyN1994]

this is making my willy tickle.

[nernfrances]

HAHAHAHAHAH

Oh my GOD

This is AMAZING

Laughing so hard, mustn't...wake..parents!

[HyperNessie]

Oh steven Fry, your so imature!

[DynamicScherzo]

The music, the MUSIC XD

[ScooterBobs]

HAHAHAHAAHAH!

[MrHappysnapy]

love it

[TheBuzzbox123]

I love the music in this

[Professor6871]

Goodness this pant wettingly hilirious stuff.

[breathlessloveless]

I really hate it when your arse itches like a weird crab

[Professor6871]

@breathlessloveless yeah but I think if you have that you should go to the doctor.

[mrvolax]

lol, wtf XD



[europeandrifter]

tears in my eyes ! Thank you

[MrGAFFIT]

he tightened his belt around it!

[Professor6871]

@MrGAFFIT God that's bit drastic doing that but I suppose you got to learn when you do it the first time.

[whiteheart747]

lolled so hard i hit my head on the wall!

[MrRussell666]

I sincerely hope Stephen Fry has seen this.

[EvilMacMan]

Stephen frys voice is like a velvet glove dipped in honey gently fingering my earhole.

[TheAverage2]

pure genius

[dirtypottertube]

XD XD XD XD

[clol159]

my favourite books in the world have now been ruined...but who cares, this is freaking hilarious!!!! :D

[jamiekelly12]

I'm crying with laughter!

[SciFiNerd92]

OMG LOL

Stephen Fry is in big trouble if this gets around lol

[bluesoup28]

@SciFiNerd92 It's not real. Idiot.

[SciFiNerd92]

@bluesoup28 Aw really? :( What a shame. And to think for a minute there I actually thought Stephen Fry, one of the most eloquent, polite men in britain, would actually read something this horrificly crude.

My bad.

-.-

Sorry if you misinterpreted my sarcastic comment as naivity.

[doctorwhocrazyful]

nice... not

[coatesy130]

That is seriously funny! :)

[MrBOB1029384756]

Okaaaaaaaaaaay?

[MrBroccolibabe]

Ridiculously unfunny

[SoupyGeorge]

@MrBroccolibabe You have a ridiculously bad sense of humour

[BedroomBassist]

I LOL'D IMMEDIATELY.

[MemoryStorm]

I CAN'T FAP TO THIS. >:|

[jamesingtonthethird]

FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE NET!! HAHAHA

[TheJSL94]

when did it ever say spunk in the book lol?

[Buffalor4]

@TheJSL94 where did it ever say cunt? xD

[DynamicScherzo]

@TheJSL94 IKR HAHA

[jibberyjobberyjoo]

WEIRD CRAAAAAAAB

[brejznev]

32 people believe in wizards.

[kirstyasher2]

haha not to empty his BALLS all at once...

[BroccoliBiatch]

...which was itching, like some WEIRD craaab...

[ToRiHale]

Genius so so funny! I want stephen fry to see this soo bad!!!

[lustfullaura]

OH DEAR GOD OH DEAR GOD OH DEAR GOD

I THINK I JUST DIED.

that was amazing.

[NutPointProductions]

Haha I'm suprised the word spunk was said in the non edited version.

[Quantook]

Where can I find a black leather cunt like the one Harry uses?

[tarantulamuncher]

@Quantook amsterdam

[Professor6871]

@Quantook How about finding a woman instead?

[Professor6871]

@Quantook I don't know but I bet somebody will make one soon.

[1Superchops]

@Quantook My house.

[toby8880161]

HHAHHAHAHAHHA

[MattDoesNotRock]

STEPHEN FRY HOW COULD YOU

[glundra]

diccckk??

[hydrohobbyist]

well done

[BunyunKid]

hahahahahaha

[gaypanda]

if only cassetteboy could have made Stephen read out a a Harry Potter slash fiction story.

Hmmm. Stephen reads Harry Potter and the Marriage of Potter-Malfoy

[mylesbradley1234]

ORRRRRRRR WHAT THE FUCKKK!!!!!!! XD

[jubbie101]

scratching his arse because it was itchy??? LOL.

[DaffydMorris]

stephen fry just got me hot. woah!

[frankieroandMCR]

"Not to empty his balls at once"

[aidanleddy]

0:53 - 0:58 somehow makes me lol!!!

[333neisha]

wow, this makes my other subscriptions look mediocre! lol

[spangleJ]

I presume Stephen Fry had nothing to do with this.

[aidanleddy]

@spangleJ do ya think(!)

[spangleJ]

@aidanleddy Don't know. Is it edited from the British HP audio tapes? 

[Arbaz1704]

ahaha I can't stop laughing! Stephen Fry sounds so erotic! This is hilarious!

[Mr912Lancer]

what the fuck.....?

[LegendCaton]

scratching his arse funny

[themrchris0426]

LOL. Stephen fry narrates filth so well

[Chauncy666]

The music just makes it so much better

[Rossco602]

i love the way stephen fry says cunt

[BlackDollarBills]

forget about dick, where the fuck does stephen fry say SPUNK

[mindtwindompeople]

@BlackDollarBills he puts different parts of words together to make it sound like it

[aidanleddy]

Love it!

[MrsHRathbone]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHA

[Liolar43]

Oh man, I was laughing while feeling incredibly sick at the same time. XD

[cheeseymaggot]

funny

[DracoSlashHarry]

Stephen Fry, you kinky devil.

[sasop117]

lol "SPUNK!"

[TheAngus777]

lololol! bloody funny!

[julesexplorer]

ha ha, very funny!

[click4randomness]

Screw you Rowling!

[Whathappenedthere]

haahhahhah omfg i laughed too much

[appleofmypie]

Like some wierd crab!

[sycochika]

fantastic!!!! i love this so much i think ive already listened to this like 6 times :)

[121DemiLovato121]

:DDD

[lewiswoods1]

I ROFLED AT THIS

[Chewbaxter]

:D This is brilliant!!!

[StigGT2]

where does it say dick in the casette?

[jimjams91]

@StigGT2

Probably says the word 'dictate' or 'dictionary' or something like that.

[televisedbaggage]

LMAO I'm putting this on my ipod

[JosephFaulkner2k8]

hahaha amazing

[freerange0nerd]

How did they get the c-word? o_0

[Blo0dError]

I'm sorry, but when would it ever say the word "Spunk" in the Harry Potter Cassette?

[N0xN0ctis]

@Blo0dError Well the definition of spunk is: the courage to carry on; "he kept fighting on pure spunk"; OR material for starting a fire OR male ejaculate; semen; to ejaculate / So it could be in there meaning courage, and probably is somewhere.

[booberlink]

I would love to know Mr Fry's opinion on this. Ten quid says he'd love this.

[OMGitsJustCeci]

@booberlink totally with you on that!

[ETIDiot82588]

lmao!

[VodkaMagiK]

WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP MR FRY!

[adamjamesmandthefrog]

so harry is learning to have a wank ha lolololol

[CometMcNaught]

Oh man, I am crying with laughter.

[shababsta]

hahahha lol

[RobotnikVoiceFan]

This video is TOO F**KING AWESOME!

[XxDawlishxX]

lololol that's so bad

[adamjamesmandthefrog]

Casseteboy just has the gift of knowing how to make something not funny into something hillarious. I wish I had that gift.

[5COT5MAN]

So funny but so disgusting too

[TeethAndClaws181]

hahahaaa i crying! this is so disgusting, but sexs sells eh?

[AnElephantsChild]

After listening to this I may reconsider my decision not to read the Harry Potter books, if only to find out where the word 'spunk' crops up in a childrens novel !

OMG I'm laughing again ! !

.

Thank you xx

[fogzax]

fecking ell!

[Galiceee]

LOVE IT :L :L :L

[XxFabulousxX1]

STEPHEN FRY ?!

[1990chrism]

@XxFabulousxX1 yup. got the audio books

[bobilleg74]

That's brilliant, but when ever was the word 'spunk' used in the HP stories??!!

[MStycki]

@bobilleg74 he probably did it by putting spell and trunk together

[super92]

"harry potter and the black leather cunt by j k rowling" hahaha i started laughing straight away!

[TheVimtoPirate]

"His aunt and uncle need never know."

[RiverChelt]

this has been online over two years and I didn't know about it... darn... that's two years worth of laughter I've missed out on!!! incidentally, could the mystery 'spunk' have been obtained by splicing together SPell and UNCle, two words which do feature within the 'proper' narration.

[dawnjones82]

eheehehehe!

[wastedjonin]

Harry potter.... and the black leather cunt - by the time I heard that when I watched this the first few times, I dropped to the floor, pissing myself laughing!

[TylerBabez1998]

OWW EMM JEE! thats sick! :( its the only vid by u that i dont like! ur others r fkin awesome! like the Apprentice!! :D

[Arhaych90]

@TylerBabez1998

You're born in 1998?

So you're 11 or 12?

Come back in six years and see if you like it.

[deamonmilkman2]

u make me laugh so much

[deamonmilkman2]

lol

[freako1234]

casetteboy is the master of sound editing.

[hannarrlikesducks]

excellent xD

[TheJunglesound]

a work of genius

[AndyRitchiesbestbud]

. . . . pausing now and then to scratch his arse PMSL

[mrcuddles4]

dirty talk + Stephen Fry = gold

[edward550]

Dirtypottertube

is all i can say

[leedsm18]

I just heard steven fry reading filth...... well thats not something I ever expected.

Cassette Boy rocks

[rherrick123]

@leedsm18

Why didn't you expect that? Stephen Fry is hardly a do-goodie; have you read any of his books? Some are hilariously filthy.

[SimonB198207]

'as long as he didn't leave spots of spunk on the sheets, his aunt and uncle need never know...'

so chuffin' funny!

5 stars

[IronbreakerFTW]

Fuck me that's amazing! Don't tell me all of these words were on the Harry Potter audio casette. Why was spunk on there? Lol.

[gleegloop]

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[whikless]

Thats an impressive LOL table

[GoryBighead]

i need to exercise a lot of self-control not to empty my balls as well

[nufc009]

L.M.A.O.

[J30Skater]

Extremely rude... jokes ....sup william your pretty good at these.

[tehrickroll]

hahahahahahhahahahahahah

[thebigJM92]

This is Stephen Fry saying this! Im disgusted yet laughing at the same time!

[meggss09]

@thebigJM92 haha, u do understand how it works, don't u

[thebigJM92]

@meggss09 LOL! Yes of course i do! Its just the fact its his voice, and its put together so well!

[OnlyInNaziGermany]

HA HA

[videonasty123]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[doctor7who]

does anyone know where they got the words 'dick' 'cunt' and 'spunk' from?

[MurphyS94]

They splice them.

[thelearner60]

@MurphyS94 that's obvious what Cassette Boy did. He wouldn't of asked Stephen Fry to actually say those profane words would they?

[doctor7who]

orite..i guess thats right

thanks

[MurphyS94]

Some guy asked. I answered. Don't have a hissy fit.

[thelearner60]

Don't patronise me arsehole.

[MurphyS94]

How ironic. Go look up the meaning of the word patronise, it doesn't mean what you think it means...

[thelearner60]

It does mate I'm not a mind reader. And so just go away and bother somebody else with your toddle.

[MurphyS94]

You jumped down my throat without any provocation, then started to swear and use words incorrectly, finishing it off by telling me to bother someone else.

Even though all I've done is answer somebody's question and passively defend myself. I think that the "toddle" spouter in this equation is you, good sir.

[puromar1]

Don't do be such a prick. What gives you the right to correct others... It's not like you never make a content mistake... (by the way: so easy to do behind your computer)

[queenofthejellybean]

@doctor7who well when it says "as long as he didnt leave spots of spunk" in the book it was "as long as he doesnt leave spots of ink" so maybe they somehow remixed the word?

[doctor7who]

yeah..but the effect is great!