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  • You Edomites are going into Slavery!

  • She's sexy but man you guys are sychophants. That's all you talk about and rarely the discussion.

  • i could call you alot of things... boring is not one. i wouldnt use fail either. smart, funny, super hot (and i dont even go for blondes... usualy), fun to listen to "kabooyaka beechez" and absolutley adorable, both in the box of playful kittens, and the will you marry me ways... and you sound like natasha from bullwinkle every now and then, witch tickles me i certianly hope you are around for a long time, here on youtube, and on earth. people like you raise the overall value of our species!

  • and why do i not have the ability to star rate anything? is that gone? ive been away 4 a few years...

  • Hair fail lol

  • like if your not lisinin to her but puttign your hands down your paints

  • @rudeboywaz are your hands some weird color now?

  • @viking977

    eew lol

  • @rudeboywaz paints have a tendency to change tho colors of things.

  • @viking977

    i dont get it ? .

  • @rudeboywaz paint: A colored substance that is spread over a surface and dries to leave a thin decorative or protective coating

    a can of paint

    the paint has been applied to the surface with a palette knife

    An act of covering something with paint

    it looked in need of a good paint

  • @viking977

    oh?..

    i still dont get it? ..

  • do you believe in reincarnation or in dead is dead. Bye.

  • You are a crazy person. And so am I, Im crazy about bangin miss criss. Yea, when you gonna let me fuck miss criss. I need you to suck.

  • yo you are the bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the 'twin towers' surprisingly collapsed so neatly like quick sand & according to american scientists this cannot happen without using CONTROL DEMOLITION methods;obviously dynamite was fitted with help of secret agencies here. one block ahead of twin towers was 47 storey building WTC7 which collapsed very neatly the same way but after 7 hours [seven hours] when NO plane had hit it; government left no stone unturned to hide this event; resultantly government report does not mention WTC7

  • Skadooosh.

  • Love love love this woman!!!

  • Dr.Sabrosky (Jew),Director of US Army War College, I am 100 percent sure that 9/11 was Mossad operation:

    Youtube,enter, "Military Now KNOW Israel did 9/11"

  • @ismat45

    lol, you so silly.

  • Fantastic music at the end!

    You're silly.

  • Yo criss, I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but somegreybloke had one of the best youtube videos of all time!

  • where you from any way 

  • STL. @ericmaciass 

  • dam she only looks better everytime i see her

  • Aw, your cat's so cute =^.^=

  • I would definitely let her have sex with me.

  • @TheShel10 no no no no not; she's mine dammit mine mine alone

  • I dont doubt you hear things in your head. Do you even know the meaning of your necklace? I am willing to bet that you dont. You are intelligent, just young and misquided.

  • @drjackflash she knows, and she talked about it in the past

  • Wow shes cute

  • how long have you been possessed i noticed your trance devil salute are you family steeped in the occult because  your clearly possessed. You don't know what your messing with.

  • @dfstarborn Have you always been so brainwashed or is it a fairly recent thing?

    You honestly believe in the occult? Well, I guess you do if you believe in an invisible man that sits around all day granting wishes.

  • @andreo

    I was a shaman in training I have been possessed have seen the spirits or light beings and have also been attacked you just a new breed of satanists that are sent on to you tube to brain wash you people, i know when a person is clearly possessed with a fallen spirit and your one of them even though your only fooling yourself girl because in the end you'll loose and loose very badly but there is a way out and if you try to get you, you will start to receive attacks. turn 2 Jesus.

  • @dfstarborn To funny. So you've been possessed? You've seen spirits and beings? And you think I'm a girl? Just wait until I pass the news on to my girlfriend that all this time she's actually be a lesbian!

    If your seeing spirits, you need to get some professional help. For your safety and the safety of those around you.

    But if your not a danger. Then carry on with your possession stuff. After all, everyone needs a hobby. I guess...

  • @andreo

    I can tell by looking at you that your possessed your eye's give it away so easily i knew from the start there is something very deep in your past that your hiding, i don't blame you for being possessed there could be a history in your family which i think there is, you gave yourself a way i noticed your satanic salute this happens when your demon is speaking through you and you tube is a satanic organization as well you see love I'm very spiritually smart and u think u ar bt u not.

  • @dfstarborn Um, yeah. That you actually think your replying to Criss (the woman in the video). I'm not Criss. So you've not seen: a satanic salute, or anything in my eyes.

    The fact that you can't even figure out that the name next to my comment is not the name next to the video speaks volumes about your level of intelligence. So it's no wonder that someone suckered you into believing the crap you do. You keep on praying, at this point it's going to be your best bet in life.

  • @andreo

    Do you deny your history and if not why can't you connect the dot's to see that history is repeating itself are you in denial? i mean you seem very sharp intellectually do you not question history like if i suggested the Jesuits, knight's Templar, Knights of Loyola, Rosicrusions, Knights of Malta and Knights of St. John do they ring a bell in the pretty blond head of yours do you know why the fascist Axe symbols are in the Vatican and Washinton at this very minute in time, id know why

  • @dfstarborn My pretty blond head?! Do a search for a video on general use of YouTube nut job. I'm a big burly black guy that lost most his hair years ago.

    You are one special kind of stupid aren't you?

    I swear, the stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me, however it doesn't surprise me at all. What does surprise me is that people like you can actually figure out where the power button is on a computer to turn it on.

    Later.

  • @andreo

    sorry I'm red faces now lol i get so many messages and i try to answer them all and i guess i got you mixed up sometimes i don't even look at the name and just answer the question i though i was talking to the blond girl in the video. Ok and easy with the insults man nobodies perfect now if you have any questions I'd be happy to answer them so we can clear things up a bit n that the smoke has cleared.

  • @andreo

    Again andreo I'm sorry i should of taken notice of your name and who i was addressing you have thought me a leason I'll be more careful the next time with all people on you tube as for what my interests are is well its history i like to research then come to a conclusion after connecting the dots I've have pretty much come up with the fact that history is repeating itself and the new Spanish inquisition is about to happen in America and I'm 100 percent confident that it will happen

  • Respond to this video..

    sorry i meant brainwash young people as I'm very tired, ill pray for you love that Jesus opens your spiritual eye's because you don't know what your messing with. 

  • i love you

  • Criss Rocks

  • I can't get enough of your videos lol... help me!

  • can I marry you!

  • what was the music you used for that last segment? it kept skipping and stuff, so I want to look up a good copy

  • you should never have shown this runner up, its so much more compelling than the winner. Obviiously contest was stacked, so do not feel bad 

  • the LoR chat always seems dead when i go there....except for the lickers

  • Your hair can never fail ZOMGitsCriss.

    The League of Reason is quite reasonable.

  • I thought Pat Condell had a great presence on Youtube, others has some fascinating videos, lots of good info, lots of good arguments and reason. But your videos win all the awards, intelligence, entertainment, creativity, good arguments, reason, points, the work.

  • by the way..i read your book..it took me 15 seconds to read..I hate you who love Jesus,i hate you ,hate you hate you,and oh yeah i hate Christians...

    yeah great book..next time try and write a page,or paragraph ok..

  • ummm you live in your parents laundry room..do the laundry and you will have room again.

  • i like the way u stroke ur pussy

  • will you marry me please :)

  • Girl you pwn and own on so many lvls your incredible! And I will join the league right now!

  • Seriously, your accent is so incredible.

  • Thank You.

  • you are as beautiful as you are wise. i watched the vid of greybloke and i dont think you were pwned anywhere in there. showing your pretty face in the background as what someone else considers boring does not constitute a fail

  • lol thanks ron for "doin me"

    too funny

  • drinking too much coffee makes you hear voices

  • You Fail girl. wa wa wa wa........

  • your so sexy, when I get to heaven Im going to ask God not to cast you into the everlasting lake of fire and brimstone so you can be our servent in paradise, let me know if your interested, maybe I can pull some strings for you zomg.

  • Wow, the outdoors looks good on you Criss

  • Why did you get me to watch that really boring video by somegreybloke? I mean sure Im biased maybe but even thinking objectively how the fuck to he pwn you? Did you mean it ironically?

    Next time just rickroll me instead, its old, but at least its quick ya know?

  • He didnt own you... He leeched off your "youtube fame" to get a few cheap laughs from your theist hater. His video shocases the worst kind of "british ironic humor". He is what we in England call a wanker.

  • can you say "BOOYAKA" enough times?

    roflmao

  • thoose EYES!!!!!!!!!!! not green though as mine :), but still lightning enough... hmmmm i actually tricked a gipsy once, but it was before he found out he actually was a gimpsy, so no spirit within, so it wouldn´t count.. damn but still remarkable :)

  • ZOMGitsCriss, this was *not* a fail. You're even funnier and more adorable when you're being self-deprecating, which I might add was unnecessary. Thanks for the smiles and outright laughs, baby. Keep on doing what you do. I love your videos, and (at least my mental image of) you. (To be fair, I don't know you, and we science-minded types try to speak accurately.) If you're ever in the mood to swing by Maryland, in America, let's go out for pizza, a beer, some laughs and some great chat!

  • Criss NEVER fails!!

  • Wow, your house is really lovely.

  • Keep up the good fight mama!

  • k-rina is awesome. I think about 2,000,000 people love her. so get in line like me. she rock tho, for real.

  • Thank you for turning me on to Somegreybloke.

    I agree with you that his vids are great.

    I do not think you are boring though.

  • ok i was going to the ron doing me vid and darn youtube again with its bull crap

  • "People are looking at mee" LOL...that was so funny.

  • You'll never never fail, even if I don't agree with everything you say (umm, don't think I've come across anything yet). Apart from your obvious talents, the ability to laugh at oneself is a wonderful humble (often funny) quality that is sadly very lacking among people.

  • you can never fail

  • I luffs your videos! =D

  • keep the spirit. lasku tobe .. od nas:)

  • I love your channel. You seriously have some of the best arguments and points ever.

  • Whats with the anti-semite/crazy Zionist comment battle?

    Hitler was a opportunistic sadistic crazyperson and the Zionist state of Israel is an illegitimate institution founded on stolen land via ethnic cleansing.

    You both need to chill out, stop hating based on race and move on, seriously.

  • I am not pro israel or zionism I am appalled at how the israelis treat the palestinians. But I hate nazism with all my heart and I enjoy throwing the fact that the Jews have a nation while the nazis are relegated to youtube in their faces.

    Please do not accuse me of being a zionist.

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  • WEll at least its not you inbred illiterate fuckwits ruling the world. And I am talking about nazis becuase YOU are a nazi throwback. If I ran into a stalin fan Id be attacking him as well.

    YOu idiots don't realize the world has left you behind. YOur philosophy died sniveling like a little girl in a bunker in berlin. All you are good for is entertainment.

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  • I'm done talking to you. Your insults are childish and you have no idea who or what a Nazi is. All you do is parrot what you've seen on jewish controlled media. You're like all the rest of the dumb fucking sheeple out there.... Just a dead man walking..

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  • LMAO!! I'm far far far far from being white trash you fucking Eskimo dog log. I bet you're not even a white man... nothing more than a drunk Alaskan indian.. right??

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  • Don't be too hard on yourself Criss you are still great..Love ya ..stay cool.

  • The vilest mudslingers here can never diminish the virtues of this woman. Man, I can never get sick of pontificating Cristina's beauty. I should be ashamed.

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  • Rebel:

    "...well documented ..." ?

    Scripture ?

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  • "...extra-biblical books...about race..."

    And who wrote these 'books' ?

  • can we write coplimment extra-biblical books??? Wow!!!... I will write a few myself...

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  • Your cretinous racism combined with your primitive mind, makes you look like a big conglomerate a crap, which you are, of course.

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  • Mr. Rebel: there are numerous way you could have dealt with you obvious inferiority-complex,

    ( small d*ick, and all ) but you have chosen the ultimate fåck-wit'ery way of doing it.

    The 'superiority' of the white man,

    based on a non-existent doctrine of the bible.

    You must live in constant pain. Sorry about that.

    Whatever floats your boat.

  • Anyway Mr. Rebel:

    from where do you get those ideas of yours.

    From scripture ?...voices in your head ?

    ...or ?

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  • Adamic race? You illiterate hillbilly adam is just a character in a fairy tale. YOu are basing your racist dog vomit on myths and fairy tales.

  • OK...so you can NOT explain from where

    you get those ideas of yours. Thought so.

    Sorry for you that you aren't able

    to comprehend "sentences" .

  • BTW Rebel

    We have no problem what-so-ever

    explaining "where the different races come from".

    In fact no-one who are used to the

    (for you very strange) concept,

    of seeking knowledge...there is no problem

    explaining this thing...at all.

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  • Rebel is a" Duel Seedline CI Believer".

    A bunch of jew-hating fåcknuts that believe the white man is the real "chosen people" of the bible

  • Dual Seedline CI believes that there were humanoid animals before the creation of Adam who became the blacks, and the other races. Adam, then Eve were created, and the illicit union of Satan and Eves beguiling became Cain, who was the literal son of Satan. Thus a Dual- Seedline of the Sons of Man and the sons of Satan came into being. Since the Flood was but a local occurrence, the seedline of Satan as well as the beasts of the field survived. Thus Jews are the literal seed of Satan,

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  • Hi Rebel

    ....I just feel sorry for you. VERY sorry.

    It's not good for you mental health, living in a fantasy world with psycho imaginary friends

    who makes you think as a mentally retarded

    racist. The fact that there is absolutely

    no foundation in the bible for you nonsense

    ...I'll leave to the christian morons to explain to you.

    Get well soon.

    Hope you overcome it one day, and step into

    the real world

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  • I like you, I wish my daughter would watch your videos and realize its cool to be intelligent aswell as pretty!

  • There's a war coming! Anyone feel it too?

  • marry me

  • lol hug

  • respect to you ..

  • pretentious, I seen 3 things on youtube, you,.semantic wank, and wankers,

  • Great video...weird music editing. Thanks for the league of reason reference.

  • You're nutters for choosing icefire as the runner up, his video smokes the winners.

  • she is honest, and she make fundys mader

  • ZOMGitsCriss, your videos are awesome, and I have to say that somegreybloke's video "pwning" you was about as entertaining as watching paint dry, so I sincerely hope that you're being sarcastic.

    In any case, I will be checking out League of Reason. Keep up the good work.

  • Come and stay at my place.

  • I don't care what somegreybloke says, I love your videos. Keep them coming!

  • She doesn't hate god. No atheist hates god, because there's no such thing.

  • How can someone hate something they don't believe in. Do you hate Santa Claus and the tooth fairy? What she is trying to do is enlighten people. It is Christians who try to stumble their children with their delusionary world they live in.

  • Maybe you two can be together in the after life, or not. Have a good one!

  • LOL...I just love this girl.

    She should consider doing sit-coms.

  • Wow, morons fighting over who's a moron. Kinda like listening to a creationist.

    Anyway, Criss hardly fails. Somegreybloke actually said in the beginning of his video that the person who bored him usually does entertain, meaning that ONE video sucked. No surprise there: it was a tag. So if the word fail is gonna be in any video it should be that one, and keep the failstamp off Criss' pretty face =]

    Keep on keeping it real hun <3

  • omg shes so hot... and very clever

  • i didn't know who you were before today, but now I am in love with you.

  • Oh man,

    What a hot voice !

  • I agreed with you up until now....I totally disagree with you on one thing. I clicked on "somegreybloke PWNING me:" link and...well THE VIDEO WAS SUPER BORING! It was like "blah blah blah, she's boring and youtube can be boring, blah blah blah"..or was that the joke? Did I miss it? FAIL? Damn. Or not? Hmmmm.

  • Dude...you FAIL at "getting it".

    It was a joke...he was talking about how boring she was...for 4 boring minutes.

    Noob. lol