I don't think there exists a word in the English language for what a moron that woman was. Aside from her complete lack of intelligence though, she did have one quality that cannot be denied. She had the ability to choose for herself the most god-awful hats known to man. Somewhere, there must be a sweatshop full of blind workers that are getting paid three cents a day to churn out hats like that.XD
I just saw this movie last night.. or at least the last half of it.. Did anyone else notice this supposed "Egyptian" goddess, Ishtar, was actually an Assyrian/Babylonian goddess, and the Babylonian goddess of love and fertility at that?
The actual Egyptian goddess Sekhmet would have been a better choice! Goddess of chaos and destruction.
Man that woman is so obviously reading cue cards.Was it that difficult to memorise lines like those,which are really quite obvious replies?Herschell can always call me,I can't act so I have that going already
Such a horribly bad movie, but it so fun to watch. We need the scenes with the cops chasing the killer down the street while some dude in the background watches and doesnt do anything.
This movie cracks me up, it's incompetent on so many levels. Especially here, where the acting is pretty bad on the part of the Egyptian caterer, but at least as bad on the part of the customer. If you thought you've seen the worst movie or movies ever, check this one out!! Funny!!!
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chuckolove 2 weeks ago
An AUTHENTIC dinner.
ShadowTheHedgehog157 3 weeks ago
fookfocketyfookfook ,you are IQ 0.
warninshoarmy 2 months ago
Have you ever had...AN EGYPTIAN FEEEEEEEEAST?
Tedkord100 2 months ago
@christoclean71 consider this the grandfather of Hostel and Saw.
thehoosierfortheUK 5 months ago
2 dislikes? Fuad will eat you for supper!
22yunggoon 5 months ago
Fuad Ramses... I'd hit it.
ThatHauntFreak2 8 months ago
Subscribed because of username.
ComparativeAnatomy1 10 months ago
Fuad Ramses's the shit. Love the movie. Love his sadistic ways. Cant beleive they made movies like this way back then.
christoclean71 11 months ago
Fuad Ramses should replace Hosni Mubarak. An Egyptian feast in every home!
regusted 11 months ago
@fookfocketyfookfook Brilliant. :)
tzoner65 1 year ago
Fuad kicks ass !
jtk69 1 year ago
Those eyebrows are more scary than the movie.
fghn907 1 year ago
Love that hat!
johnyzero2000 1 year ago
GREATEST dialogue EVER!
NickCato 1 year ago
Fuad Ramses should be our King!
Autopsy6 1 year ago
unuuuuuuuusual affairs.
banthedrays 1 year ago
I love that hat!
johnyzero2000 2 years ago
I love the exaggerated make-up of Fuad ramses, looks like a mannequin... "Blood Feast" it's brilliant, so fuckin hilarious!!!!
CapitainBeefhartfanO 2 years ago
God I love this movie.
AwkwardBiscuit 2 years ago
She's already sold, Fuad, no need to go all hypno-eyes.
spiderbaby1958 2 years ago
OH, I just want to pick this up and cuddle it.
TheDoctor394 3 years ago
This movie is scary. Big hat with orange stuff on it. Choose a new style woman it's called "Shopping".
fghn907 3 years ago
I just saw this today it was quite excellent and now I have a inside joke with my boyfriend. EGYPTIAN FEAST!!! =)
unl0v3dr0s3 3 years ago
Lolwut?
XMasterZing 3 years ago
5000 years??????????? no tip for that slow ass waiter
schwoogie78 3 years ago 15
I need that hat!!!!
TheHeirOfEdWood 3 years ago 2
lol, gotta love the painted on eyebrows, lol
mychem724 3 years ago
I don't think there exists a word in the English language for what a moron that woman was. Aside from her complete lack of intelligence though, she did have one quality that cannot be denied. She had the ability to choose for herself the most god-awful hats known to man. Somewhere, there must be a sweatshop full of blind workers that are getting paid three cents a day to churn out hats like that.XD
Her Daughter was a real ditz too.
speedsurfer123 3 years ago 8
sounds yummy
swampzoid 3 years ago
We want Freddy vs. Jason vs. Fuad Ramses!!
louielombardi 4 years ago 3
I just saw this movie last night.. or at least the last half of it.. Did anyone else notice this supposed "Egyptian" goddess, Ishtar, was actually an Assyrian/Babylonian goddess, and the Babylonian goddess of love and fertility at that?
The actual Egyptian goddess Sekhmet would have been a better choice! Goddess of chaos and destruction.
RRDFRaptorRed 4 years ago
Man that woman is so obviously reading cue cards.Was it that difficult to memorise lines like those,which are really quite obvious replies?Herschell can always call me,I can't act so I have that going already
fanofeverything 4 years ago
Such a horribly bad movie, but it so fun to watch. We need the scenes with the cops chasing the killer down the street while some dude in the background watches and doesnt do anything.
Schabang 4 years ago
AN EGYPTIAN FEAST! LULZ
chucklesmcgee137 4 years ago
This is One of the funniest parts of the movie
mattmanson85 4 years ago
god i love hershal gordins style. like close up of the eyes. the really red blood. guts.
sexy women. cult
joealanouf 4 years ago
LMFAO, why does this guy remind me of Pee Wee Herman? does anyone else agree?
kissphreak69 4 years ago
he doesn't remind of of pee wee herman. pee wee was very cute and funny...this guy reminds me of jane hathaway.
swampzoid 3 years ago 2
LOL!
This movie cracks me up, it's incompetent on so many levels. Especially here, where the acting is pretty bad on the part of the Egyptian caterer, but at least as bad on the part of the customer. If you thought you've seen the worst movie or movies ever, check this one out!! Funny!!!
crazyclimber80 4 years ago