I don't know why but that last joke made me laugh for five minutes straight. I think it's the inner dork in me... Though it's not really that hidden from the outside world. lol
@killaspongebob666 They don't need to age, their Mr. and Mrs. Comedy, and don't you know that comedy never gets old?!? Jeez, the things people don't know.
during the summer i love doing the "hay!!" joke when driving along... never fails that at least one of the kids will chirp- 'what?' and i point to some hay in the field and repeat -"hay."
Last night I really wanted a cheese sandwich so I went to the store, bought some bread and some cheese and then I went back home again. Then I made myself a nice cheese sandwich. Then I ate the cheese sandwich. I like cheese sandwiches.
Last night I really wanted a cheese sandwich so I went to the store, bought some bread and some cheese and then I went back home again. Then I made myself a nice cheese sandwich. Then I ate the cheese sandwich. I like cheese sandwiches.
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Who knew there were "two pump chumps" in the animal kingdom too? No wonder Kim looks so disappointed. But leave it to a woman to find a really nice cock where you don't expect it. Gotcher hands full, Greg.
Hi Greg, the New Zealand prime minister John Key has asked me to tell you he wants you to come to our country to film sexy time with sheep here, it may or may not also have humans in it. Hope to see you, from Shane Geoffrey Jones.
I don't know why but that last joke made me laugh for five minutes straight. I think it's the inner dork in me... Though it's not really that hidden from the outside world. lol
monkiebrane101 11 months ago
the chicken has hair that looks like albert einstien!:D
amansaff10 1 year ago
barnyard luvin! yeehaw!
balzenschaft 1 year ago
:')
XkitkatkirstyX 1 year ago
I clicked the damn corner.
Sindre1 1 year ago
we're three dads and we're celebratin fathers day, we stop time and cure diseases
legoVideos114 1 year ago
I love you both. You're fantastic.
r4v3n355 1 year ago
I didn't know that Kim had a channel
MasterFallenHero 1 year ago
I own a horse.
benjamina222 1 year ago
So many bad jokes.. So many...
DJDrDerek 1 year ago
The sheep is like "LOVE MEEEEEEEEE" and the other is like "DO NOT WANT". :D.
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Gabbis85 1 year ago
Don King chicken lol
Mcgernica 1 year ago
@killaspongebob666 They don't need to age, their Mr. and Mrs. Comedy, and don't you know that comedy never gets old?!? Jeez, the things people don't know.
Vereis 1 year ago
Tee-hee..."nice cock"...
Vereis 1 year ago
Don't be so hard on yourself Greg. There WAS comedy there. Light comedy, yes. But at least it has less calories.
IKtheTroll 1 year ago 2
Love going to see the animals!
taxpayr 1 year ago
I like the "hay" line so much!
rastaman3k 1 year ago
HEY!!! Hay =p
killerlitter88 1 year ago
Don King chicken, hahahahahahaha... near fell out of my chair when you said that
27albrecht 1 year ago
it's a goat
colourswift 1 year ago
"You guys didn't have to put on hats for us." lol:) <3
TheBeachblonde7 1 year ago
OOH NEW GUY! sup new guy! cant tell if he's humpiing something or scratching himself. whatever he's doing it looks awesome! LMAO!!!!!! HAHAHA!
LivLivJM 1 year ago
hays for horses
IVIrrushalot65 1 year ago
Heh. Sheep and goats are awesome.
InsanePoopMaster 1 year ago
I'm old greg!
garfoonga1 1 year ago
this was very funny actually lol
keithzworld 1 year ago
hahahahaha did anyone else notice how the music at the begining is from the fathers day video???
EvnM357 1 year ago
Sexy time with sheep - Are you welsh? ;)
Jokes ;)
je2555 1 year ago
@je2555 I'm welsh and I prefer goats you don't have to bend your knees as much, jk but I am welsh.
kowyn2 1 year ago
@kowyn2 Good for you!
je2555 1 year ago
Oh I forgot: More goat videos.
jeffdustin 1 year ago
super relaxing time in Calabasas. Man I miss California.
jeffdustin 1 year ago
Those were some pretty darn homely looking animals.
Also, I liked the new guy. Very self-sufficient.
TheAppieShow 1 year ago
What are you talking about that was hilarious! :D I AM TIRED
martnik 1 year ago
Only you could make 3:31 video of a farm watchable
ICOEPRproductions 1 year ago 3
i came
Keifboy 1 year ago
awesome vid
Ky2Quick 1 year ago
They guy talking is quite funny xD
ShushYaMouthFool 1 year ago
I'm sure you meant to say "Chicken a la Don King".
richroc71 1 year ago
I think I speak for everyone when I say we want more douchebaggery :D
masterchieftan827 1 year ago
@masterchieftan827 He tries to do them, but luckily for us, he doesn't post bad douchebaggery vids.
TwoOldOaks 1 year ago
during the summer i love doing the "hay!!" joke when driving along... never fails that at least one of the kids will chirp- 'what?' and i point to some hay in the field and repeat -"hay."
akarene 1 year ago
that background music was perfect
jackv96 1 year ago
Sometimes it is good to take a day off.
KiddsockTV 1 year ago
First time EVER that i'm unhappy that the title wasn't misleading...
GameKid98 1 year ago
You didn't take a day off (of comedy). That was awesome, and I giggled just as much as the other videos!
Loveisinportant 1 year ago
HAHA. Don King chicken ftw
thisisstupiud 1 year ago
"Dude, you're fast" hahahahaha
lulipeke7 1 year ago
i've never heard so many silly jokes and puns in one video
NicolasP200 1 year ago
sexy time..... or pun time? ^^
I just love watching chickens and cocks. It's like their down parts are just regular, but heads are laggy as hell xD
ChipwizarD 1 year ago
"really nice cock" I was shocked until the joke came in LOL
KelanDWood 1 year ago
Fun video greg :D cant wait for your next one :)
Followingalegend 1 year ago
awww gosh, you two are so great. Also, that horse is pretty.
srv1959 1 year ago
If this is what getting old is like, I can't wait to get old. :]
squeeeeeeeeeeeeee 1 year ago 6
@squeeeeeeeeeeeeee stop copying the highest rated comment you thumb up whore
bobandnorman 1 year ago
@bobandnorman Aww. I'm sorry you feel that way. Good thing I wasn't trying to copy them. Not for thumb up's anyway. Haha. :]
squeeeeeeeeeeeeee 1 year ago
More like Don Chicken Ala King
looneytoon76 1 year ago
If this is what getting old is like, I don't want to get old.
jamiebessette 1 year ago 45
@jamiebessette nothing wrong with visiting animals, tis cute!
Strulenthia 1 year ago
my instant thought when i saw the first sheep
"what the poop has this guy been smokin, his eyes are so red" x3
FearyFury 1 year ago
whatever he's doing it looks awesome haha
RaaaawrProductions 1 year ago
Typical male .. a few seconds and it's all over!! lol :D
karmagirl74 1 year ago
"HEYYY!... Hay."
SparksLikesMusic 1 year ago 2
Come on, I'm having breakfast and then the two sheep going at it came on.
Thing is, you'd think i wouldn't care cause i'm actually Welsh.
sam1261 1 year ago
lul
SAINTsoldi 1 year ago
haha "aww you guys didn't have to put hats on just for us"
timgoat556 1 year ago
Insert "insert joke here" joke here.
Gle3nn 1 year ago
"insert joke here". I feel like the goat already played that one, or atleast that's what she said.
fuzzymexican12 1 year ago
ZING!
davevexer 1 year ago
2:19 huge cock
Wespa 1 year ago
Lil
personaandb 1 year ago
hahahaha, greg, it's impossible for you to take a day off!
LyfeFX16 1 year ago
those are goats!
runescapenbp47 1 year ago
lol when kim said what nice cocks dear i thought she said what nice hats i dint get it till i listened relly cafully the 3rd time
miiror13 1 year ago
what a disappointment. I was hoping for a video about beastiality.
bullet4mv93 1 year ago
those are goats aren't they?
StevenRHaz 1 year ago
I loved it <3 :)
shawnancal 1 year ago
lol, Don King chickens.
onjoFilms 1 year ago
Hey! ... Hay...
shoelace510 1 year ago
Hay!
meebit 1 year ago
HAHAHHAHAHAH GREG. I laughed SO HARD at the "You didn't have to put hats on for us". You don't even know.
lenaslife 1 year ago
@lenaslife lol me too!
skatecam1248 1 year ago
Greg! ......Hows it going?
RWSchimpf 1 year ago
HEY!
hay
Mistoffelees11 1 year ago
hey greg, when will you or kim age? i saw your wedding pictures and you look exactly the same.
killaspongebob666 1 year ago 102
@killaspongebob666 Their vampires, but not twighlight style, the cool type of vampires
danielmartinex 1 year ago
@killaspongebob666 no they are immortal
drulli6 1 year ago
@killaspongebob666 Why... why would you... see their widding pictures...? That's kinda creepy.
Torras6678 1 year ago
@Torras6678 what the hell is a widding?
killaspongebob666 1 year ago
@killaspongebob666 I bet it's how a French guy says wedding.
Torras6678 1 year ago
@Torras6678 I think they say it more like "Widaunge"
killaspongebob666 1 year ago
@killaspongebob666 They just got married a few years ago.
theycallmegodkid 1 year ago
@theycallmegodkid seven years actually, you'd think you'd see some difference.
killaspongebob666 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure sexy time with sheep is illegal.
hockeyftw11211 1 year ago
I came when Kim looked in the camera and said that's a nice cock.
jayjayjames2332 1 year ago
@1:37 THAT is a Billy Goat.
lrich28 1 year ago
That insert joke here thing with the picture was so funny made my day!
shippem 1 year ago
Thats some nice BIG COCK you got there, GREG!
nanoking4 1 year ago
Very nice! How much?
karatecow99 1 year ago
Hi Greg!
shippem 1 year ago
I like it.
mtdeezy 1 year ago
.... what did I just watch?
Xipz 1 year ago
Wow that was a really nasty dirty sheep pen in more ways than one...but I agree, nice c0ck LOL
rayvensmoon 1 year ago
If YouTube is your job, and during your 'day off' you're filming a video for your channel, wouldn't it not be time off?
TheONEmanShow12 1 year ago
Hey Greg,
I want Kims coffee! Is it ok for you?
Siderfang 1 year ago
I have a feeling this video is gonna get removed :/
Chrono355 1 year ago
Will you guys adopt me? Think of the video possibilities!
ilikehousetruestory 1 year ago
Was that sheep stoned?? Greg, are you giving weed to animals again?
airborne101st45 1 year ago
when is the new ask greg coming out? i need it..... (insert perv laugh)
airborne101st45 1 year ago
Every time I see one of these goof-off videos on your channel I think "Oh jeez, THIS will be boring." And then I love it.
Muffysb 1 year ago
I'm hearing me the Father's Day harmonica, amn't I?
Wartler 1 year ago
Hey Craig!!
jaaackal 1 year ago
@jaaackal Nice try.
1supermike1000 1 year ago
That is a really nice cock..ROFLMAO!!
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CheeseySpazMan12 1 year ago
Hey Greg.
DerekBurn 1 year ago
Hey Greg!,
Last night I really wanted a cheese sandwich so I went to the store, bought some bread and some cheese and then I went back home again. Then I made myself a nice cheese sandwich. Then I ate the cheese sandwich. I like cheese sandwiches.
CheeseySpazMan12 1 year ago
Hey Greg!
I like sheep.
Aquamarine560 1 year ago
I love goats.
uscfb10 1 year ago
whats up Kim!!
Platinumpitviper 1 year ago
A horse is a horse of course of course. Unless it's a sheep.
MapleisCrack 1 year ago
that horse smells like a horse
xDXPxJOEx456x1 1 year ago
farm animals sheep goat goats horse horses chicken chickens day off rest relaxation travel calabasas california petting zoo museum improv parody spoof video hidden camera funny silly crazy weird dumb cute girl guy comedy comedian jokes goofy fun happy television tv movie hidden camera web series internet talk talking speak speaking entertainment web series home video man woman husband wife love
thats alot of tags there
StupidMovieMan 1 year ago
Hey Greg.
MAMAMACHINE 1 year ago
lol sweetie thats a nice cock
runinshadows5 1 year ago
there is 2 sheep, bt your talking to a goat dude lol
gluebag2k7 1 year ago
Die Greg.
UncoloredPanzer 1 year ago
Greg, I want to make a cock joke but just can't decide on the best one. I'm sorry i let you down :-(
theamazingspinboy 1 year ago
2:45 A cockfight? :D
mindstormmaster 1 year ago
Don't you mean Don ChiKing?
Naturality 1 year ago
@Naturality Haha! :D
geckofootpictures 1 year ago
I got a boner when Kim said "sweetie that's a really nice cock".
Stoked1994 1 year ago
Who knew there were "two pump chumps" in the animal kingdom too? No wonder Kim looks so disappointed. But leave it to a woman to find a really nice cock where you don't expect it. Gotcher hands full, Greg.
NavyMedicUSMC 1 year ago
don king chicken
LOL
TMac5b 1 year ago
hahahahahaha
MalseX3 1 year ago
my housemate could hear but not see this video and he was convinced I was watching was some kind of porn.
InnocenceExperience 1 year ago
Your wife is so right... that IS a nice cock, Greg.
5571filll 1 year ago
dingleberry
hunteronastick1 1 year ago
"your cute will you bite my pants?" thats how i pick up chics but instead of pants i use another word..
BadukGoo 1 year ago
an insert-joke .... clever
WeltenbrandBM 1 year ago
The cocks did look like Don King.
Leftyloveshuskies 1 year ago
"whatever he's doing, it looks pretty awesome." lmao
KyleWebs 1 year ago
HAY :D
FIGhealer 1 year ago
My friend Christopher Columbus here thinks that sheep is pretty hot.
FascistLetterOpener 1 year ago
I like pants.
ConfusedDolphinCo 1 year ago
lol. 1:52 he was doing the "goat dance"
Spsuperstar 1 year ago
I'm glad you took me along. No other married couples will let me hang out with them after that one incident...
kristopotamus 1 year ago
Jeez greg that was a really nice cock and not too big
Myaccountbastards 1 year ago
Funny that in the related videos there is the choice is yours by the black sheep
gr8xman7 1 year ago
Greg i heard you like Mustaches so im growing one out for you, but it might take a while im only 16
apetheape9 1 year ago
Hi Greg, the New Zealand prime minister John Key has asked me to tell you he wants you to come to our country to film sexy time with sheep here, it may or may not also have humans in it. Hope to see you, from Shane Geoffrey Jones.
NoIdeaShane 1 year ago
Nature is awesome. Too often do we forget about it. ;)
Medieval1991 1 year ago
yo greg, would you agree with me tht this is a sweet video and you were a great commentator
croyboy202 1 year ago
um their goats
ssirK1994 1 year ago
2:20 lmao
loltalker667 1 year ago
awww sheeep too bad i eat it
sliverstone12 1 year ago
Thanks for inviting us Greg!
Ipfree549 1 year ago
So did you do something on the haystack? ;)
barakuda1111 1 year ago
Oh I see you went to see my family :D.
Were they nice to you?
justeinr1 1 year ago
Greg is secretly welsh
Soadrock132 1 year ago 16
@Soadrock132 Us Welsh love sheep :D
jake4343 1 year ago
24th!
andyfrankvideos 1 year ago
um My Turn.....um Hi Greg heehehehee
feveronceagain123 1 year ago
Chunky peanut butter on my nipples. I also like potatoes.
Jacob9282 1 year ago
HEY! hay.
JTGarrysMod 1 year ago
and there was me thinking you took a trip to Wales
reaper11392 1 year ago
Oh.
Hey.
And, hay.
Ninjamonkeypirates 1 year ago
i still lol'd a "hey....! hay"
pterimaster 1 year ago
I like your sheep
itsjennaleigh 1 year ago
u guys r hilarious sense u dont have any kids will u adopt me! lmao!
mmendal19 1 year ago
Inserting joke: That's what she said!
erikesemo223 1 year ago
@erikesemo223 that doesn't really work
pebblesdundee 1 year ago
Those are some sexy sheep.
kevin4peace 1 year ago
GTGY^JIU^YH%$TG%UH^$EWTG^%W$%T$WH#$
:E
Rayquaza911 1 year ago
Sexy time with sheep? Sounds like New Zealand!
onehundredeleven111 1 year ago
Saw the title...Saw the channel...judging by my boner.. I'm ready for sex with sheep.
MyphriendSam 1 year ago
NICE SHEEP GREG. ANSWER TO THIS MESSAGE <3