Shit Pat Kiernan Says

[VanessaVB1]

Pat Kiernan is a Demi-God.

[swtuma]

I can die happy now.

[sbrainb]

I LOVE PAT KIERNAN! I watch him every morning! He is the only reason I continue to put up with shitty Time Warner Cable.

[Book7BrokeMyBrain]

Nothing the lovely Pat Kiernan says can ever be labeled 'shit'.  Even his smack-talk is polite, lol. Love you, Pat!

[kirfaulder]

Funniest one yet. And yes, Pat Kiernan plays Pat Kiernan.

[untouchable4rc]

I hate this "Shit _____ Says" but PAT KIERNAN IS THE SHIT! and therefore this is acceptable.

[steller541]

Shreddies

[karissimah]

That metrocard math never works for me. I love you pat kiernan!

[ninakgordon]

OMG I switched to FIOS two years ago and every day I miss Pat Kiernan

[cgrigsb1]

Was that Kelly Rippa?

[8bitfist]

Pat has a YouTube channel?? awesome!

[missbutts]

There is no one more awesome than Pat Kiernan.

[kpicinich]

Pat Kiernan is the only reason I haven't switched to Fios.

[waratah234]

I LOVE YOU PAT KIERNAN

[TimSPC]

The part where he's trying to get the Metro Card to add up is great.

[mardienyc]

omg I think I love him a little bit now.

[cp287979]

seriously, why can't anybody mix this right? the audio is all over the place!

[mrrickmoser]

If anyone other than Pat gets Regis Philbin's spot on Live then I'll know the producers are daft.

[gleefullykinky]

I didnt even know who Pat Kiernan is, but now im highly intrigued

[sbrainb]

@gleefullykinky WHAT?? Pat Kiernan is a NEW YORK ICON!

[loveyoulover23]

HAHA! This is awesome. You are my hero Pat Kiernan.

[ssejsllew]

"It's not actually that cold." I love this line. And this video. Thanks, Pat!

[healthstudent]

"Oh, I think that honking was really effective!"

[coodence]

Love. Love. Love.

[Alejandro4891]

the shovel line sounds like something that could be used in seinfeld.

[sometimesdee]

Love ya, Pat!

[emily51805]

WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE YOU, PAT KIERNAN?

[bombomb218]

@emily51805 It's awesome.

[PandaPornMcAwesome]

Brills!

[wmstarbuck23]

Fan!