How to Survive a Zombie Attack

[darkarrow7101]

A fax machine isn't a good weapon? Ha, bitch please,

DEAD RISING 2 MUTHAFUCKA

[deadtraun7]

Zombies aren't afraid of fire read zombie survival guide by max Brooke's

[RoDdieV]

A leaf is useful! U could feed the zombie to death with a bunch of leaves!

[nickpeytjack]

i think a fax machine would be good for a wepon because you could throw it at the zombies head and its heaveyer than the other stuff

[sammyluvbunny]

To

Much left for dead -.- my brother ruined me with an Xbox now all I do is play it .-.

[musicLOVE4ever1]

"and your gonna be eaten alive.....again!"

[airbendingavatar1]

*sings* Na na na, gonna eat your brai-ains!

[ChrisAnBrock]

how the hell does this have 2 million views

[zacharyparker1]

That was beast i smacked my zombie sister in the head yesterday

[xXprestige15]

@2:07 he's not in the trash can you can see his elbow

[whovian891]

eaten alive again

[whovian891]

i love the guy at the begining of the video hes epic he just goes AHHHHHHHH!!!!

[RainbowJessie]

How to survive a Zombie Attack?

Watch HSOTD

[703thewiseone]

sbcribe for some cool zombie game vids. I sub back :)

[Boniebellblue]

what if we do it and they don't work you idieat

[IcyIcyToes]

The zombie dude did some great acting. He looked like a real zombie, but then he started shootin hoops and riding a bike and it didn't look real anymore. Then they used spaghetti or something as intestines... they should have used spaghetti with some sort of tomato sauce as blood.

[SonicFlash124]

cool

[Dianagirlgo]

I love that this was for an english project, and you spelled in case wrong. Two words, Not one.

[randomman968]

This is really bad don't use a hammer were was the guns in this video and katanas

[ImCarrotsforBananas]

I disagree with one of their statements. A fax machine makes a very good weapon against zombies and crazed stalkers.

[MandaloreTheAdenn]

@whiteroselore braasiiinnns is bullshit

[legocrazy904]

When zombies will attack: when you are trying to a fish In a drain in a random forest.

[Mattblasto]

That failed at 2:12 because he only hid behind the trash can. Still, this video is awesome!

[somastashio]

3:40 he hit him well hard!!!

[Crapata001]

My plan his to pick the best machine gun and go to costco and live there

[lone3512]

i've got my own plan its to run like a b**** (like if u think id get eaten)

[Onefastdeer]

At the end the guy is talking so fast you can't Hear what he is saying

[svajuneify]

funny verry

[SIEGFRIEDhatesCENA]

all you need is the ray gun.

[whiteroselore]

I thought zombies wouldnt give a damn about fire as all they think about is brains and not their well being :/

[blackoutcider]

@whiteroselore think that kinda goes along with the definition of zombie....too many different answers lol.

[polarfalcon123]

could't you hit the zombie over the head with a fax mAchine??

[Freerealmsvideomake1]

@polarfalcon123 yea hit asombie with that it would die or get sllowed down

[MrBeatboy123]

hahaha the bike riding zombie has a flat tire!

[pureclutz]

If a zombie tries to eat you, turn on the radio or iPod and turn on a Rick Astley song!

[pureclutz]

Holy shit i had a teacher with the last name of Cox last year...

[Aztechgun]

What about tank Zombies........

[ELDROGADO5000]

why that guy is fishing in the sewer water?!

[EMODEVIL9000]

wtf its a disease who plays resident evil 5 that shits fucking crazy and if i saw a zombie playing chess id go up 2 it and say "are you a real zombie? cuz if you aren't then your fucking crazy cuz its not even halloween."lol idk

[Caramelldansen9999]

@Cullen13Barbee imma do that, but i'll be banging all your girl friends before i kill the zombies by hitting your head against theirs. Thats a good plan

[kickassberrow]

I got a cool Chuck Norris joke for ya: The Zombies would try to survive a Chuck Norris apocolypse.

[iAmApps]

@cullen13Barbee cool idea infact great idea gdudxhd randomness rules if u r and idiot no offense to those of u who r

[copnite12342]

another good example of a weapon against zombies...a justin bebeir song.

[LoveToCheat101]

That face blow was pretty brutal and epic!

[fredyzxful]

Lmao

[Spiffycakes2112]

hahaha!



[didy5643]

Lmfao!

[MaliceAVideo]

Fire is actually a bad idea, because if you set one on fire you will now have a flaming zombie after you.

[Crapata001]

WTF

[LordDaemonus]

2:26 speggetti!!!! :D

[TsbPrice]

Wow,I think your videos are awe-virgin.

wut?

[somebody662]

2:50 some guy should've came and hit the guy reading a newspaper with a shovel.

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[leetrevino100]

stupid what is that that boy is redarded from screaming

[Benfee2000]

Shoot an arrow in his knee

[xPowerPuffBlossomx]

3:42

Zombie did i would do if someone hit my knees with a baseball bat (not eat the human)

[svajuneify]

cha cha cha its so funny



[svajuneify]

wtf its no zombies

[ERENXTREME]

I like it, but if u played dead island...LEGS IS A ZOMBIES WEAKNESS

[1304JNL]

for the staying in the trash he did not stay in the trash (2:06)

[flaka8374]

it was fake, what are you going to make a how to survive a alien invation :·=

[coolfarts114]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[razberiix]

Did u actually hit him round the head? It's pretty realistic

[xxViciousNinjaxx]

Holy crap,the guy hit the "zombie" freakin hard with the baseball bat!

[JerseyBiotcKnowsWhat]

Lol I like wen the "zombie" got hit in the head wit a baseball bat

[TheMaxx1230]

why he didn't eat the cameraman

[101locachica]

@TheMaxx1230 the camera man is a robot!!! lol:)

[gladiatorcompany15]

Funny 

[myBLUEBERRIES2]

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[BambooSk88]

Haha sweet!!

[nickofdeath713]

Bring fat friend so if they are catching u. Sacrifice!!!!!

[hydracordreas]

lol! the scream at the beginning!!!

[ZoeyLeft4Dead1]

I lol'd . xD

[KirbyY15]

LMAO love it :'D

[haybadboy]

1087 people died

[shadow50ize]

A fax machine does kill zombies just grab it and smash it onto a fucken zombie.

[MegaLegomon]

I use plants to kill those zombies on my lawn xD

[Cullen13Barbee]

Totally gonna "do this"(: but I also have a game plan

1) freak the hell out

2) get as many weapons and food as I can carry

3) get my bf and have him carry as much ammo and food as he could

4) get a lot of friends and do the same

5) get us all to a good house or somewhere

6)take turns banging our bfs till we feel ight ;D

7) just chill an kick some zombie @ss

LIKE IF YOU WANNA DO THIS! :D

[flourylist]

@Cullen13Barbee nice oplan but where is the part where you go to the awesome fort and then it gets over run and you are the only survivor and then you run and meet more peole and you steal the humvee with .50 cal turret?

[MegaRyanCo]

@Cullen13Barbee

for food get honey it doesn't expire for about of 4000 year literally

[xALoGxDoubbLeTap]

@Cullen13Barbee Soo everyonee whoo liked yourr sortaa stupidd comment is a girl im hoping becausee youu said bang your boyfriend riteee ? just trynna get that straightt .... ?

[GinaUSA11]

Lame a zombie that is really hungry would brake into the house and there would be more than 1 and there not scared of fire

[MrOsk98]

I would get a fuck friend.

[italiancc1986]

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[SuperCookie1011]

Hey some tips good but alote r aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h

[BBgun206]

I FUCKING LAUGHED MY ASS OFF @0:30!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Christiankeefer]

It could happen

[peaceloveacting776]

@McBuddhaBeats no dip Sherlock

[epicface40]

i just thougt of something if they mainley pretect the brain they need blood to the brain so cutting off head or shooting heart

[McBuddhaBeats]

fake

[Bvicious060196]

good vid

[priscilla18ism]

real facts

step 1 have money you will find a serviver that will give u good wepens such as guns they will charge

step 2 stay on the roof stupid ass zombies cant climb or travel safe

step 3 food food food food food

step4 a good working car

travel in packs you are goin to need a lot of help xD

[MyJordanwilson]

Rofl

[qsdlthethird]

@TubeheadSkinnymike better get out of sight

[Irfan20071]

I am a kid so how do I defend myself

[TubeheadSkinnymike]

So what do I do after the step when I hide my kids and hide my wife?

[Richey2604]

Lol

[nikster23]

Step 1: make fun of those slow zombie

Step 2: Hit the freaking head

Step 3: Find a Hot Babe

Step 4: find shelter

Step 5: Bang her like crazy

Step 6: Survive!

i know this is what am gonna do ^_^

[bloodwriter1]

Why house? Early or late zombie will get in and eat u!!! U should found a big car and remake it in the real tank!!! And if u got a lot of zombies: u must hit one of them to the knee and run, RUN to u cool car and get away, and it's good to got a shotgun from house of u neighbors)))

[MrRefki]

scary



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[freddy30784]

GAY!!!

[xxbosnia]

Gaygaygaygaygaygay

[1saacClarke13]

This is a gay fail

[1saacClarke13]

Gay

[tackyman2011]

The sissy scream at :30 sold me!

[jbdavis1998]

Very clever!

[TheDeathkill98]

thats a good video for zombies rock on dudes!!!



[Thetechgeek2100]

One: OH! So anything walking is a zombie. :D

Two: Oooo, yum his guts are Raman. :P

[hassamlovers99]

I love his scream at the start

[krazybratzkidztv]

LOL

[TheNativesamurai]

Step 1: Find FPSRUSSIA

[iccykitten]

@TheNativesamurai Step 1: Find FPSRUSSIA Step 2: Borrow his guns

[koolkid21ful]

@TheNativesamurai step 2: make sure he knows you are on his side :D

[nazaninnayeripro]

Why am i here? o.o

[xXCornman33Xx]

Throw the fax machine at em!

Dont use a baseball bat!

Fart on fire for a flame thrower to go!

[MrWazabiBros]

DONT DIS THE FAX MACHINE

[johnsosa5]

fuckin queers

[will78962]

The newspaper was upside-down when the zombie was reading it

[ElietOfficer]

It was very helpful for my dead friend. (LOL)

[blablaforblablas]

um yes i will use theses

[Myerz732]

If you think a fax macine isnt a good weapon.... you obviously havent played dead rising

[baile29y]

Zombies arnt real stuuuuuupppppppppiiiiiids

[baile29y]

Scary

[tonyhoangkt]

How to Survive a Zombie Attack??? to be a zombie

[Tetrah1]

Fake? Man, those guys really expect to see a REAL guide to survive a zombie attack? Please...

[Sniperwolf367]

u can kill a zombie by buring them unless they are type 5 and up

[Sniperwolf367]

wow sooooo fake......

[knyghtbreaker]

@Sniperwolf367 Naw....REALLY?

[jayden385]

@Sniperwolf367 what makes you say that

[shadwdragn5]

@Sniperwolf367 ya cause im so sure zombies are so real nah shit its fake

[Itsthemat]

@Sniperwolf367 ...it's a zombie guide. Did you expect it to be fucking real? God damn people are stupid.

[KTOON853gg5]

@Sniperwolf367 no da dib shit

[UntamedPerson]

@Sniperwolf367 No shit..

[xxC00KI3M0N5T3Rxx1]

@Sniperwolf367 nahhhhh you dont think so

[Romanova2779]

ROFL!

Well done! I loved it!

[TheHellothereitisfun]

Lol

[TheHellothereitisfun]

Hgtf

[117rememberreach]

she was getting redy 4 water at 4:43

[117rememberreach]

the girl is screaming cause it has 240p

[dvdfan100]

did you know zombes dont eat people at all, this is all the fault of George A. Romero

who wanted to do a horror movie about man eating zombes.

[conker466]

This is a pretty unique school projects......lol

[ClayCharmsFever]

LMao this is awesome!

[garrettminer9]

A Abandoned Hosue Might Have A Zombie In Them So If You Stay In A Abandoned Say Goodbye To Your Life

[thecomputerman12121]

@garrettminer9 Abandoned house that hasn't had anyone in it for years before zombie attack and all doors locked since? Seriously.

[garrettminer9]

@thecomputerman12121 Oh Thanks For Telling Me

[mariomandude12345]

Hahahaha you guys are halarious

[suseman1]

well zombies have no fear so fire will not work... it will just make matters worse with a flaming zombie running at you!

[youaredeadxDfail]

You know That you are holding the newspaper upsidedown?

[mpgvideos2000]

Couldn't you throw a fax machine at a zombie's head?

[e7l13]

I got all my zombie killing tips off of shaun of the dead

[MheiiGhiee]

Only Gun And Milee can kill a Zombie ! =D i know that !

[Tsunayoshi212345]

3:43 is that a zombie or a vampire???

[hotchix234]

i would be the one that uses a leaf to defend myself xD

[RenegadeDiggle]

@hotchix234 Zombies hate nature...So the typical leaf or blade of grass can kill them instantly....How you ask? By tickling them. Be careful you will have to be 1 cm next to a zombie which will make is so the zombies can easily eat you.

[TheZeeboman]

2:22. lol pasta

[Jacko1737]

I survived a zombie attck this morning. My weapon of choice?

Coffee.

[SuperRadier]

i cant stop lafhing

[osmanpbs]

0:29 so funny

[flubbermannetje]

how the hell are we even threatened by zombies, they are brainless and handicaped :P

[DukeBlocks]

Thumb this up and I will put a video responce of my thumb in my ear.

[thecrazymaniac1000]

This video is dumb ass hell

[ALittleBitZombie]

check out the zombie movie trailer we just posted to our channel! it's hilarious

[wrath56235]

2. definition a zombie is a unholy bastard that WILL kill you

[wrath56235]

@wrath56235 as theres two ways to kill them easy hit them in the head or shove a long sharp object up their*****

[zombaFREAk]

ownd at 3:58

[ZeCondor]

Zombies r real they r somewhere on earth not sure but they r just people tht r posest and the demons inside them eat flesh but no worries they won't come near anytime soon unless the idiots tht they r the government might some day bring samples and pretty much screw everyone over.

[gantzman505]

@ZeCondor that;are

[RangerStylar]

id hit him with my 4-year old brother paxton.

[MrLampur1]

fax machine is a good idea :D

the only thing i doo is if he gets close ill throw it on hes head hell fall and ill stomp on him or her

[NinjalikeNoob]

@MrLampur1 wat..

[gantzman505]

@NinjalikeNoob lol

[low1001]

thnx

[sickdude152]

What did he say at the end?