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  • this is an awesome game

  • It's a bad game, but it's a good bad game.

  • I own this game and ir is epic

  • SHUT UP STUPID 5-HOUR ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!

  • this game sucks ASS !!!!!

  • @ORENGEcarot just because its only single player doesnt mean it sucks... their references are funny

  • i just got that game today is badass

  • Matt Hazard porn star

  • The gameplay is not good but for 5 bucks it's worth every dollar

  • imma get this game. i barely heard of it today by a friend. lol it looks funny and weird. super cheap like 12 bucks on amazon. i love amazon super great games with great prices. i got uncharted 2 among thieves for 29.99 4 months after it came out on amazon

  • i play only fps 10  and halo 3 is the worst...

  • i like it how it has crappy 2d graphics and sprites in some parts and ur the only one in 3d with great graphics, its a nice twist different, but i like it

  • bought it today for ps3 can't wait to play it tomorrow :DK

  • bought it today for x360=D

  • graphics look pretty damn good

  • THis game is awesome the final boss fight is irritating on medium

  • and accually ps3 didnt loose their contract with i.w theyre contract is up and they are working on a new 1 ya jackass

  • WTF CRAP

  • rather play g.i. joe than this.

  • This game is bad, worth less than $5

  • THIS IS SHIT!!! wut a lame!!!

  • jesus this is bad! i thought its woz a rip off of DOOM at first

  • wow that bad game! i wonder why its cost 10 euro

  • of course its not

  • This game is really cool! 9/10

  • this game is awesome,i laughed very much with eat lead xD

  • 1:10 wtf is this shit they copied Sub-Zeroe's Finishing move from mortal combat !

  • That's the point of the game.

  • This game sucks, but its good for trophys

  • get a life and a console that doesn't overheat and melt every 6 months.. you suck the donkey's dick

  • ive had mai xbox for 3 years and it wurks just fine

  • why why should i get an X box huh tell sony has been out befor the xbox so why is it better and say something smart

  • wtf does it matter if its been out longeR?

    u cant pleh halo on ps3

  • so halo3 is not the best game

  • fucking fanboy. xbox isnt the best system. mine just broke. im getting a ps3. so shut the fuck up before i rape you

  • the fuck u gonna do wit that? play little big planet? At the expense of repeating myself go suck a donkey dick. 360 rocks mai box0rs

  • i got both there great but if my xbox breack agini'm not buy aonther one and i sed say something smart

  • yeah.good luck waiting half a month getting back your x360 with $5.00 fee monthly load of very shitty games like halo

  • ps3 lost cod and gta :) because they couldnt afford the contract

  • ps3 is gay

  • "shut the f*** up before I rape you?"

    Wtf that sounded so gay in so many levels.

  • i hope you die painfully and early.

  • your mom sucks donky dick

  • SHIT

    my dad JUST bought this hoping it would be good

    FUCK

  • i did think this game should be really fun but when i played i was chocked! this really sucks! i'm gonna buy killzone 2 instead

  • @MetalChild96 Yeah... the game did suck... but it was funny as hell.

  • @SoulCalibrator

    does it suck? hmm.. I was thinking of getting it, and I don't know why people say it sucks, the cover system looks very good, and the combat looks satisfying.

  • Well, in a way... it was very original. But it was lacking...something.... It's neat at first, but the game gets VERY repetitive, as in gameplay. The most satisfying thing about the combat was the ice ability... The fire was damn near useless. But the game's story should be its main selling point, because it was hilarious. Other than that... I personally wouldn't make a point to buy it... At least rent it. But if you play it and love it, Hey, that's all you, man. More power to you.

  • this game sucks

  • thought itd be brilliant, but i rekon it sucks, gay weapons, crap graphics to start off with nd even worse gameplay...:(

  • wepens suck!!!!

  • Matt Hazard...what a kickass name! XD

  • Your bro.

  • its not bad for a few hours of fun to tell you the truth. definitely not a game to buy or repeatedly play.

  • defineately a rental, not a purchase, just for the sake of a few laughs, some insanely easy yet valuable achievements, and some amusing carnival-shooting gallery style gunplay.

  • I actually really like this game. Its humorous and it reminds me of the old Dreamcast shooters I used to play.

  • easy achievements

  • i beat the game in like 8 hours and i got 700 gs in one play through and another 60 for watching the credits.

  • I bought this game earlier today with no expectations at all. Never even had heard of it. Well I just finished it, and I love it! Very fresh!

    Good Graphics

    Neat Under-Cover controls

    Good selection of unique weapons

    Many different enemies, with different difficulties. (Those 2D guys were annoying! Flipping sideways so you can't shoot em, Argh!)

    Overall I'd say this was a great game to rent! I wouldn;t suggest buying it, seeing as how theres little replay value, But its a great rent game!

  • the game IS repetitive, the level designs are random, the game isn't clever enough to parody other games

  • This game is actually alot of fun, and lets be honest the graphics aren't THAT effing bad. They may not be as good as Crysis or Gears, but its still worthy of the 360. Tenchu Z looked worse than this, it also being a fun game. This also has Will Arnett and Doogie Howser, what more could you ask for? :)

  • Better graphics, haha joke xD

  • its a great way to defend the game skumnation but ima have to take these game reviewers and the players for their word..i mean com on theres other games good to play right?

  • has any one noticed that a few of the levels are based on wolfenstien 3D

  • yea xD

  • You know, even if the gameplay was shit, I'd still play it just for the humour.

  • what humour? these jokes come from the vocab of a 9 year old, the jokes arent fucking funny plus its repetitive. Honestly I like to laugh but I only laughed at this game once.......

    Actually this Whole game is a BAD FUCKING JOKE.

  • Meh. The stuff I've seen from the gameplay videos made it look pretty funny. I haven't played the game and can't, so I'll take your word for it.

  • go ahead and try it out but i didint like this game.

  • It's a good fun game. Average. But fun.

  • DAMN!

    Its a rent for me.

  • NO dont rent it its so fucking bad

  • This game looks terrible lol

  • It's soo true about gaming

    Like the enemies in the game say "Rorget tactics, let's just run around"

  • this game IS terrible

  • is it out?

  • yeah, i saw it in gamestop yesterday

  • Looks crappy..

  • But the games soo true!

  • this game looks all righth kinda remids me of wolfienstien what wood be cool if they made a movie about matt hazard the guy for the job to play matt hazard gotta say john cena steven segal to serious and jaun claude van dame in his movies are a joke kinda reminds me of some walker texas ranger

  • hey dont talk crap about chuck norris!

  • Got the game today, been playing it. The cover system works good, and the shooting is solid. The game itself is pretty funny, too.

  • its great.

  • its suppose 2 look silly

  • yeah just like your face

  • your mom like my face

  • yeah because its ugly

  • i've ordered it :)

  • crappy humor needs crappy physics/animations as well!

  • looks so sweet

  • sah weeeheeeeet sweeet

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  • I really don't care if this game didn't get too good of reviews it looks awesome and i don't think that people realize that the swarms of achievements in the game are a joke

  • hOLY cRAP! Anything with N.P.H in it has got to be awesome

  • hey,Wolfenstein 3D!! okay,im gonna get it,it looks creative too.

  • that game sucks

  • FUCKING RING OF DEATH ;(

  • holy fuck i cant get past this fucking sea monster boss

  • This game rocks, I gonna dl it.

  • lol???

  • you can download 360 games, nubsauce.

  • Oh man I can't wait to play this game I used to play his games on the sega famicon, then they had it only on the panasonic cdi so I bought one of those, and it was the shit. Remember when murder force came out on the dreamcast it was the reason the dreamcast sold. Man I cant wait, it looks so cool! They also made one game for the atari neo geo portable it was alright but the graphics suckked.

  • Are you kidding? 'Cos y'know sarcasm doesn't reach it's full potential in the written medium, but this game is Matt Hazards debut - his gaming back catalogue and history are fictitious. Looks like it's gonna be a great though! Can;t wait!

  • No me and my buddy thought it would be funny to talk like that about ityuhhhhhhhhhhh

  • hahaha sega famicon, yeah i remember buying dreamcast just for murder force, LOL

    :D

  • I hope this is as fun as God Hand!

  • the animies are cool and who cares about graphics its about da story and awsome killing moves like from prototype so dnt dis da graphics

  • u r all loosers this game rocks!

  • so many people really don't get the joke do they???

  • These...these graphics.......

    THEY ARE THOSE OF THE GODS.

  • graphics look poor

  • There's more to a game than graphics, dumbass. Kill yourself.

  • It's more of a criticism than a game, but I think it's nice anyway.

  • The enimies are sweet. Theyre supposed to be stupid. Do you not understand the idea of a parody?

  • 'Tis lost on the masses.

  • mgs4 eat ur heart out

  • LOL

  • huh? what does this have to do with MGS?,

  • shit

  • awesome game

  • looks pretty cool

  • ................

  • This game looks bizarre O_O

    So its probably something for me... xD

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