before i got this game i looked at the reviews and they all say how bad this game is but i looked at the trailer and really liked it so i got it, i own about 40 games on PS3 but this game is one of my favorite games ever !!
This game is how a video game should be ! great story, great gameplay, funny as hell and the most awesome music i have ever heard !! when i goto the game to launch it i first listen to the soundtrack and then i start :D
imma get this game. i barely heard of it today by a friend. lol it looks funny and weird. super cheap like 12 bucks on amazon. i love amazon super great games with great prices. i got uncharted 2 among thieves for 29.99 4 months after it came out on amazon
i have a great fact for everyone. that you can now grab this game for freely available at "ps3bigskydownload" - just open up google and type in "ps3bigskydownload". please click the very first link and you will end up there. have high hopes that you value it.
i like it how it has crappy 2d graphics and sprites in some parts and ur the only one in 3d with great graphics, its a nice twist different, but i like it
i downloaded sony ps3 games for free on my Desktop Computer. Google "ps3 zappy download" and click the first link. It's a super-excellent website! All the latest ps3 games are there for download on the "ps3 zappy download" site!
i downloaded sony playstation 3 games on my laptop for sure as hell free. just google "ps3 quick download" and it's the very first link. What a no questions asked crazy awesome ps3 video game website... All the latest games can be downloaded from the "ps3 quick download" website! just google "ps3quickdownload"
does it suck? hmm.. I was thinking of getting it, and I don't know why people say it sucks, the cover system looks very good, and the combat looks satisfying.
Well, in a way... it was very original. But it was lacking...something.... It's neat at first, but the game gets VERY repetitive, as in gameplay. The most satisfying thing about the combat was the ice ability... The fire was damn near useless. But the game's story should be its main selling point, because it was hilarious. Other than that... I personally wouldn't make a point to buy it... At least rent it. But if you play it and love it, Hey, that's all you, man. More power to you.
defineately a rental, not a purchase, just for the sake of a few laughs, some insanely easy yet valuable achievements, and some amusing carnival-shooting gallery style gunplay.
This game is actually alot of fun, and lets be honest the graphics aren't THAT effing bad. They may not be as good as Crysis or Gears, but its still worthy of the 360. Tenchu Z looked worse than this, it also being a fun game. This also has Will Arnett and Doogie Howser, what more could you ask for? :)
its a great way to defend the game skumnation but ima have to take these game reviewers and the players for their word..i mean com on theres other games good to play right?
what humour? these jokes come from the vocab of a 9 year old, the jokes arent fucking funny plus its repetitive. Honestly I like to laugh but I only laughed at this game once.......
this game looks all righth kinda remids me of wolfienstien what wood be cool if they made a movie about matt hazard the guy for the job to play matt hazard gotta say john cena steven segal to serious and jaun claude van dame in his movies are a joke kinda reminds me of some walker texas ranger
I really don't care if this game didn't get too good of reviews it looks awesome and i don't think that people realize that the swarms of achievements in the game are a joke
Oh man I can't wait to play this game I used to play his games on the sega famicon, then they had it only on the panasonic cdi so I bought one of those, and it was the shit. Remember when murder force came out on the dreamcast it was the reason the dreamcast sold. Man I cant wait, it looks so cool! They also made one game for the atari neo geo portable it was alright but the graphics suckked.
Are you kidding? 'Cos y'know sarcasm doesn't reach it's full potential in the written medium, but this game is Matt Hazards debut - his gaming back catalogue and history are fictitious. Looks like it's gonna be a great though! Can;t wait!
this is an awesome game
legoguy815 1 month ago
It's a bad game, but it's a good bad game.
Kousaburo 4 months ago
I own this game and ir is epic
Ilikepokemon321 4 months ago
SHUT UP STUPID 5-HOUR ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!
PlaxRelax 6 months ago
this game sucks ASS !!!!!
ORENGEcarot 1 year ago
@ORENGEcarot just because its only single player doesnt mean it sucks... their references are funny
ddsfriend 6 months ago
i just got that game today is badass
worldwideidiot6 1 year ago
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before i got this game i looked at the reviews and they all say how bad this game is but i looked at the trailer and really liked it so i got it, i own about 40 games on PS3 but this game is one of my favorite games ever !!
This game is how a video game should be ! great story, great gameplay, funny as hell and the most awesome music i have ever heard !! when i goto the game to launch it i first listen to the soundtrack and then i start :D
IT'S HAZARD TIME !!
neirinckx01 1 year ago
Matt Hazard porn star
fafafak6 1 year ago
The gameplay is not good but for 5 bucks it's worth every dollar
narutim097 1 year ago
imma get this game. i barely heard of it today by a friend. lol it looks funny and weird. super cheap like 12 bucks on amazon. i love amazon super great games with great prices. i got uncharted 2 among thieves for 29.99 4 months after it came out on amazon
mudslap14 1 year ago
i play only fps 10 and halo 3 is the worst...
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RexAndersony 1 year ago
i like it how it has crappy 2d graphics and sprites in some parts and ur the only one in 3d with great graphics, its a nice twist different, but i like it
lucasnooker 1 year ago
bought it today for ps3 can't wait to play it tomorrow :DK
vegard0 1 year ago
bought it today for x360=D
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DarrickThe 2 years ago
graphics look pretty damn good
Lovesgoats 2 years ago
THis game is awesome the final boss fight is irritating on medium
hoscba 2 years ago
and accually ps3 didnt loose their contract with i.w theyre contract is up and they are working on a new 1 ya jackass
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Mingaguirezs 2 years ago
WTF CRAP
Zirsquishy 2 years ago
rather play g.i. joe than this.
coolkorsah1 2 years ago
This game is bad, worth less than $5
ballzydan 2 years ago
THIS IS SHIT!!! wut a lame!!!
rocktron 2 years ago
jesus this is bad! i thought its woz a rip off of DOOM at first
kyl4edfkmsdk 2 years ago
wow that bad game! i wonder why its cost 10 euro
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played it for ps3 ! the graphics suck so bad I payed blockbuster to not play it!
subzero19960 2 years ago
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I love not having to send my ps3 away every 4 months due to shitty parts
adamrox19 2 years ago
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I love not having to spent £5 every month just to play online.
Felxytron 2 years ago
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fuck the xbox 3 shitty ps3 is the beast trey 4 life
mancs92 2 years ago
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Badf1sh92 2 years ago
of course its not
networksony 2 years ago
This game is really cool! 9/10
monsterproductions27 2 years ago
this game is awesome,i laughed very much with eat lead xD
DjAnti15 2 years ago 2
1:10 wtf is this shit they copied Sub-Zeroe's Finishing move from mortal combat !
DaFistPs3Dude4LIFE 2 years ago
That's the point of the game.
bevan619 2 years ago
This game sucks, but its good for trophys
OmgItsTobi 2 years ago
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the fuck are trophys?
Achievments
PS3 sux donkey dick
get a life
get a 360
Spiderpig02 2 years ago
get a life and a console that doesn't overheat and melt every 6 months.. you suck the donkey's dick
yesterdayeyes 2 years ago
ive had mai xbox for 3 years and it wurks just fine
Spiderpig02 2 years ago
why why should i get an X box huh tell sony has been out befor the xbox so why is it better and say something smart
ness1105 2 years ago
wtf does it matter if its been out longeR?
u cant pleh halo on ps3
Spiderpig02 2 years ago
so halo3 is not the best game
ness1105 2 years ago 10
fucking fanboy. xbox isnt the best system. mine just broke. im getting a ps3. so shut the fuck up before i rape you
chargersnumber55 2 years ago
the fuck u gonna do wit that? play little big planet? At the expense of repeating myself go suck a donkey dick. 360 rocks mai box0rs
Spiderpig02 2 years ago
i got both there great but if my xbox breack agini'm not buy aonther one and i sed say something smart
ness1105 2 years ago
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little big planet is Beastly what the fuck r u talkin about... andd stop bein so jealous u fucking saudi arabian donkey dick suckin jew
tomizrad 2 years ago
yeah.good luck waiting half a month getting back your x360 with $5.00 fee monthly load of very shitty games like halo
TheMabist 2 years ago
ps3 lost cod and gta :) because they couldnt afford the contract
Spiderpig02 2 years ago
ps3 is gay
Dylanian777 2 years ago
"shut the f*** up before I rape you?"
Wtf that sounded so gay in so many levels.
coolkorsah1 2 years ago
i hope you die painfully and early.
Kookie135 2 years ago
your mom sucks donky dick
left4deadzombiessss 2 years ago
SHIT
my dad JUST bought this hoping it would be good
FUCK
thereality619 2 years ago
i did think this game should be really fun but when i played i was chocked! this really sucks! i'm gonna buy killzone 2 instead
MetalChild96 2 years ago
@MetalChild96 Yeah... the game did suck... but it was funny as hell.
SoulCalibrator 2 years ago
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does it suck? hmm.. I was thinking of getting it, and I don't know why people say it sucks, the cover system looks very good, and the combat looks satisfying.
melistentodeathmetal 1 year ago
Well, in a way... it was very original. But it was lacking...something.... It's neat at first, but the game gets VERY repetitive, as in gameplay. The most satisfying thing about the combat was the ice ability... The fire was damn near useless. But the game's story should be its main selling point, because it was hilarious. Other than that... I personally wouldn't make a point to buy it... At least rent it. But if you play it and love it, Hey, that's all you, man. More power to you.
SoulCalibrator 1 year ago
this game sucks
Residentondska5 2 years ago
thought itd be brilliant, but i rekon it sucks, gay weapons, crap graphics to start off with nd even worse gameplay...:(
teepeecliche 2 years ago
wepens suck!!!!
metallicaluke101Z 2 years ago
Matt Hazard...what a kickass name! XD
IggyHazard 2 years ago 17
Your bro.
Drow1972 2 years ago
its not bad for a few hours of fun to tell you the truth. definitely not a game to buy or repeatedly play.
JimmyBones111 2 years ago
defineately a rental, not a purchase, just for the sake of a few laughs, some insanely easy yet valuable achievements, and some amusing carnival-shooting gallery style gunplay.
binglepuss 2 years ago
I actually really like this game. Its humorous and it reminds me of the old Dreamcast shooters I used to play.
MindfreakCM 2 years ago
easy achievements
P0pK0Rn13666 2 years ago
i beat the game in like 8 hours and i got 700 gs in one play through and another 60 for watching the credits.
Gooknukem 2 years ago
I bought this game earlier today with no expectations at all. Never even had heard of it. Well I just finished it, and I love it! Very fresh!
Good Graphics
Neat Under-Cover controls
Good selection of unique weapons
Many different enemies, with different difficulties. (Those 2D guys were annoying! Flipping sideways so you can't shoot em, Argh!)
Overall I'd say this was a great game to rent! I wouldn;t suggest buying it, seeing as how theres little replay value, But its a great rent game!
ui990 2 years ago
the game IS repetitive, the level designs are random, the game isn't clever enough to parody other games
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Andrewdsas 2 years ago
This game is actually alot of fun, and lets be honest the graphics aren't THAT effing bad. They may not be as good as Crysis or Gears, but its still worthy of the 360. Tenchu Z looked worse than this, it also being a fun game. This also has Will Arnett and Doogie Howser, what more could you ask for? :)
Skumnation 2 years ago
Better graphics, haha joke xD
xIFighter1 2 years ago
its a great way to defend the game skumnation but ima have to take these game reviewers and the players for their word..i mean com on theres other games good to play right?
djnat619 2 years ago
has any one noticed that a few of the levels are based on wolfenstien 3D
x3nvy 2 years ago
yea xD
psphacker8 2 years ago
You know, even if the gameplay was shit, I'd still play it just for the humour.
Freecell82 2 years ago 3
what humour? these jokes come from the vocab of a 9 year old, the jokes arent fucking funny plus its repetitive. Honestly I like to laugh but I only laughed at this game once.......
Actually this Whole game is a BAD FUCKING JOKE.
ASSASSIN11755 2 years ago
Meh. The stuff I've seen from the gameplay videos made it look pretty funny. I haven't played the game and can't, so I'll take your word for it.
Freecell82 2 years ago
go ahead and try it out but i didint like this game.
ASSASSIN11755 2 years ago
It's a good fun game. Average. But fun.
nosexfordrama 2 years ago
DAMN!
Its a rent for me.
scornchie 2 years ago
NO dont rent it its so fucking bad
ASSASSIN11755 2 years ago
This game looks terrible lol
Gregd8888 2 years ago
It's soo true about gaming
Like the enemies in the game say "Rorget tactics, let's just run around"
Ginteru 2 years ago
this game IS terrible
ASSASSIN11755 2 years ago
is it out?
Assassin0fwar 2 years ago
yeah, i saw it in gamestop yesterday
melvinjew 2 years ago
Looks crappy..
BloodlustGaming 2 years ago
But the games soo true!
Ginteru 2 years ago
this game looks all righth kinda remids me of wolfienstien what wood be cool if they made a movie about matt hazard the guy for the job to play matt hazard gotta say john cena steven segal to serious and jaun claude van dame in his movies are a joke kinda reminds me of some walker texas ranger
fords08 2 years ago
hey dont talk crap about chuck norris!
jaganot344 2 years ago 2
Got the game today, been playing it. The cover system works good, and the shooting is solid. The game itself is pretty funny, too.
TwinUzis 2 years ago
its great.
shadowkiller000001 2 years ago
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looks stupid
Darrius117 2 years ago
its suppose 2 look silly
ezzamel156 2 years ago 3
yeah just like your face
joey1ste 2 years ago
your mom like my face
noladets 2 years ago
yeah because its ugly
joey1ste 2 years ago
i've ordered it :)
Se7enDuty 2 years ago
crappy humor needs crappy physics/animations as well!
goodflo911 2 years ago
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yeah just like you
joey1ste 2 years ago
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form me it looks like crap :/
noladets 2 years ago
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yeah just like your face
joey1ste 2 years ago
looks so sweet
sparks158 2 years ago
sah weeeheeeeet sweeet
madmonkey43 2 years ago 2
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undernetpolice 2 years ago
I really don't care if this game didn't get too good of reviews it looks awesome and i don't think that people realize that the swarms of achievements in the game are a joke
matoranvillage 2 years ago 2
hOLY cRAP! Anything with N.P.H in it has got to be awesome
YouNeverGoA2M 2 years ago
hey,Wolfenstein 3D!! okay,im gonna get it,it looks creative too.
MotherOf666 2 years ago
that game sucks
griz50cal 2 years ago
FUCKING RING OF DEATH ;(
dathundi 2 years ago
holy fuck i cant get past this fucking sea monster boss
explosiv0 2 years ago
This game rocks, I gonna dl it.
captainpower08 2 years ago
lol???
dathundi 2 years ago
you can download 360 games, nubsauce.
jcasaurus 2 years ago
Oh man I can't wait to play this game I used to play his games on the sega famicon, then they had it only on the panasonic cdi so I bought one of those, and it was the shit. Remember when murder force came out on the dreamcast it was the reason the dreamcast sold. Man I cant wait, it looks so cool! They also made one game for the atari neo geo portable it was alright but the graphics suckked.
sloth1992 2 years ago
Are you kidding? 'Cos y'know sarcasm doesn't reach it's full potential in the written medium, but this game is Matt Hazards debut - his gaming back catalogue and history are fictitious. Looks like it's gonna be a great though! Can;t wait!
Silvelocity 2 years ago
No me and my buddy thought it would be funny to talk like that about ityuhhhhhhhhhhh
sloth1992 2 years ago
hahaha sega famicon, yeah i remember buying dreamcast just for murder force, LOL
:D
sammy6nips 2 years ago
I hope this is as fun as God Hand!
gillian60607 2 years ago
the animies are cool and who cares about graphics its about da story and awsome killing moves like from prototype so dnt dis da graphics
360andmerule 2 years ago
u r all loosers this game rocks!
Legendkihiller 2 years ago
so many people really don't get the joke do they???
flogman62 2 years ago
These...these graphics.......
THEY ARE THOSE OF THE GODS.
PsychoSpiritomb 2 years ago
graphics look poor
sEby146 3 years ago
There's more to a game than graphics, dumbass. Kill yourself.
zhumar 2 years ago
It's more of a criticism than a game, but I think it's nice anyway.
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WTF the enemies are stupid
mnmcrapass 3 years ago
The enimies are sweet. Theyre supposed to be stupid. Do you not understand the idea of a parody?
mccarthy211 3 years ago 6
'Tis lost on the masses.
TheFlannelShirts 2 years ago
mgs4 eat ur heart out
bloodfang07 3 years ago 5
LOL
zippypatr 2 years ago
huh? what does this have to do with MGS?,
PullusPardus 2 years ago
shit
oOTiiMOo 3 years ago
awesome game
DonELJ 3 years ago
looks pretty cool
smeagol1414 3 years ago
................
masterarjay 3 years ago
This game looks bizarre O_O
So its probably something for me... xD
SverreSA 3 years ago 5