GO THE F**K TO SLEEP! Bestselling Children's Bedtime Story

[CONKER17]

anyone else feel tired after this? XD

[BakuMamX]

4 LETTER LULLABY?

JESUS CHRIST? I'M HALF THE AGE OF THESE PEOPLE, HELL MY 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN KNOW THAT THAT IS A 5 LETTER TITLE.

[CONKER17]

@BakuMamX 4 letter lullaby 'F U C K' <--- learn to spell

[Gisburne2000]

If there was ever to be a sequel it would be for parents of teenagers and called 'Get the F**k out of Bed'. So that's what I wrote, made it into a video and put it on my channel. Take a look :o)

[smlybright]

That "story" is freaking hilarious

[ObsenityofAtomicTech]

F the GD FCC. That agency assumes they have the right to overrule the right of freedom of speech. To many agencys overrule our human rights and I am F in tired of it. If you don't like the speach, don't F in listen to it. Most all of what the GD gov says is offencive to me but I can not shut them the F up .

[DaCoach68]

oh for heaven's sake...it's a f*ckin joke!  chill, holy rollers.

[r25rjr]

THIS SHIT IS FUCKING FUNNY. I LOVE IT.

[CountDollarz]

and the book on weed... LOL, seriously speaking.. do you know how many kids brought up the weed to the cops, popo's, coppers, polizia, pigs, man in blue aint no friend to you? Ehm, the kid who brought mommy's weed bag to kidergarten and shared it with the class... or the little girl who presented mommy's "weed" to the police on a totally unrelated house call... education is key for America's future!, read your kids some book!! LOOL

[CountDollarz]

Give me a thumbs up if you would play this for your infant or toddler! Haha (This is a non scientific poll)

[AvalonDraconis]

I want one! lol And the book on weed. I think they would be great kid stories.... lmao

[MrStephenblack]

This is genius! Just played it for my 14 month old and she loved it... but did not go the F*ck to sleep :)

[deeppurple28]

Samuel Jackson is in everything!

[radiodj1520]

I Believe This Was A Video Clip Of ABC News' Nightline's Report On Go The Tuck To Sleep! Bestselling Children's Bedtime Story On Thursday Night, June 16, 2011.

[EugeneRushmore]

p.s.

the author is a father of an unwanted child... his fat old lady deliberately

quit taking her birth control pills to get knocked up... next step suicide

[EugeneRushmore]

absolute marketing genius by a sly author. he's covered the bases, on the

surface it appears to be an attention grabbing offensive children's book.

but on the flip side, he speaks professionally and witty, and explicitly states

that the book is not for kids, pointing to the disclaimer. the guy has created

free publicity through a media frenzy, a samuel jackson viral video, and i'm

sure... phat stacks of green papers. the devolution of mankind has arrived.

[sirachman]

I can't decide what is more hilarious, the book or the people complaining about the book.

[ClutchFan1971]

America is falling apart.

[MaryJesusJoseph]

People aren't really reading this to their children. It's like those Republican children's books and "Heather Has Two Mommies"--adults are buying it for themselves, not for their children.

[righyanb]

bahahahahahahahahahaha samuel l jackson ahahahahaha

[Garlannd]

Negligent parents.

[MattAHTatTat]

We ARE Idiocracy

[windofthegods]

@MattAHTatTat Yes we are.......

[Drumboy5165]

Morons

[belfastfreethinker]

This is the Onion......right????

[OMGsDRugz]

I don't think of curse words when chatise my kids. WTF is this a bad joke for crummy, flustered parents?

[zippyman818]

@OMGsDRugz No, it's not a bad joke, it's a parody for an adult audience. Your kids would do better if you worked on grammar and spelling, I think.

[inbetweentics]

for pete's sake, i grew up with every cuss word you can imagine, but i knew better than to cuss back, cuz back in the day THEN, we were meant to be seen and not heard. you got a cuff in the mouth for mouthin off. remember bill cosby's bit from decades ago? "i brought you into this world, i can take you out!" today parents aren't allowed to discipline in the least and i'm not talking about abuse - it's plain ridiculous. just cuz you hear it doesn't mean you imitate it. it's down to discipline. XD

[stretch34318]

"No, you can't go to the bathroom, you know where you can go? The fuck to sleep!" lmao

[henchmen999]

so what did that story have to do with anything? the author says its not a kids book and i really don't think any body is reading this to kids. are we suppost to just be outraged that this book exists?

[henchmen999]

who is reading this book to a child?



[halcyon0830]

CREATING

THESE

ATTENTION-GRABBING

USELESS CRAP

IS HOW EVERYONE'S GETTING RICH

NOWADAYS.

HOLLYWOOD ALSO WANTS SOME.

[UtubeAdminSucksAss]

Americans are so PROUD of their collapsing morality. 

[m1st3rlak3]

Holy Shit! I should've watched the entire vid b4 I commented... THX SAM!

[AK8591]

Interior monologue or not, I don't find this amusing ... it most certainly is a sign of the times and this line of thinking is in part, what is wrong with children today. I feel sorry for the children that don't have parents that understand what their obligations are in raising children, nor do they care.

[m1st3rlak3]

They should get Samuel L. Jackson to narrate this one...

[PiPphiltitley]

i think if this happens you need to look into the diet you feed YOUR CHILD. PLEASE look up the additives e numbers artificial sweeteners microwave cooking . fast food, pre-cooked "meals" look it up cross ref and stay away from the bullsh!t .gov sites

peace n love all

stay safe pip

[IronicallyVague]

Wow...

just wow

[JohnnyH1982]

fuck fuck fuck, mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck noiche noice noiche

[kmg501]

I would definitely have to denounce this book. The tone of hostility even in jest is greatly out of place toward a infant and we know from scientific studies that hostility does affect the brain during development and ultimately makes people tend toward violence.

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[myhipsi]

@kmg501

Do yourself a favor and get a sense of humor.

[thumminxy]

Joooos at it again!

[dragnet53]

Why are words considered bad? Seriously did they put a gun to someone's head?

[Vleesball]

Bet this book is full with subliminal messages and codes.

Dude looks jewish.

[Batman83]

@Vleesball What the fuck are you talking about??

[myhipsi]

@Vleesball

What?!@

[lumpfish99]

alan sabrosky.....learn why the world seems screwed up......

[scottishbadboytracks]

Its simple... get your kids into a routine when they go to bed and you wont need to say"Go the fuck to sleep".

[dubdub911]

@scottishbadboytracks lol you keep thinking that, my kids have been in bed by 8 for 6 years.they go to sleep around 10 or 11 60percent of the time.

[scottishbadboytracks]

@dubdub911 How old are they?

[jared4wally]

wow that's news no dice

[xaderp]

The writer, he, could jewish be?

[WhackTheWax]

what a waste, who would buy it?

[01000001011100100111]

They're just words.

[iTellYouNoLie]

next book,"Wake the fuck up, it's time for school!"

[Vleesball]

@iTellYouNoLie crack dealing school?

[ChurchLadyLiberty]

@iTellYouNoLie The 3rd in the trilogy: "Wake TFU & welcome to corporate feudalism"

[mmedefarge]

@ChurchLadyLiberty LOL. So true, so true.

[pmgodfrey]

@iTellYouNoLie

A whole series can be created out of this, "Get a f**king job", "Get the f**k out of my house", "Stop asking for f**king money", "You can't move the f**k back in".

[Blurry4Eyes]

@pmgodfrey lmao!!!!

[yes4me]

teach the kid to masturbate...

[1975hades]

@yes4me ;)

[myhipsi]

@yes4me

LOL

[yes4me]

rofl

[alexandria211]

a deliberate plan to destroy america. this is a small part of that plan.

[superfuzz]

@alexandria211 did "where the wild things go" destroy america? what about chuck berry or elvis? take a breath and stop being so dramatic. it's just a funny story. people will forget it in no time. unless you're a creepy religous freak who sees bad in everything, then this is harmless

[TheRealCadaver]

@alexandria211 Oh please. Take your tinfoil hat wearing ass to bed.

[DanTheManHatesYoutub]

Who gives a shit if kids cuss

[Weapon01]

And his next book will be titled "Go to Sleep Bitch!" Narrated by Eminem.

[Maelstrom777]

This book narrated by Samuel M Jackson ... Greatest Book Ever!!!!!

[biggydx]

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING KIDS, NOT GOING TO MOTHER FUCKING SLEEP!!! EVERYBODY SNUGGLE IN! ITS TIME TO READ A BED TIME STORY!

[andid]

Who gives a shit? Every adult alive swears in private. Besides perhaps the n-word, every curse words actual meaning is quite benign...usually just used as an exclamation like "WOW!" or "OW!", if not, something to do with sex, which is healthy. We need to get over our fear of evil words. My parents swore in conversation as a child, and I didn't grow up cursing regularly because the words were never made rebellious or particularly cool.

[zippyman818]

Audible has been smacking down a bunch of these and having them deleted.

Mr. Jackson was on Letterman and it was featured on Maddow yesterday, very cool!

[MrGreeneggsnham]

Bill O'Reily wasn't so smiley. LULZ

[atchisrj1]

Profane? Fuck you! lmao

[Horse237]

This man sounds like he has a Jewish name. Stands to reason if true. Jews are not like regular people.

In any event go to Google click on Search videos and enter Alan Sabrosky to learn what Jews are doing to destroy America and themselves.

[MadXMax187]

Bill O' Reilly is a fascist, pedophile

[chocomalk]

Soon to be a Hollywood Blockbuster staring Samuel Jackson!

[vdubs4life1964]

this guy is a genius.

[PrepareYourself2010]

Baa GoodNight...... Baa.... Baaa

[ednan9]

lol



[mephesh]

Get your crack bitch ass to fucking sleep you little faggot shit

[hstone39]

lol.

[ZzSmacKyzZ]

lmao

[halcyon0830]

PLEASE

DO NOT

MAKE

THIS

INTO

A HOLLYWOOD MOVIE

WITH SAMUEL JACKSON

[Mauhadeeb28]

@halcyon0830 "There are mutha fuckin sheep..... In this mutha fuckin dream!"

[PlanetEarthAwakens01]

My fucking cunt parents swearing never did me no mothefucking harm bitch faggot!