How to Outsmart Your Kids With Child Psychology

[monkey42901]

Mom: hey I bet u can't eat all this broccoli

[panic465]

@Peaceluvr26

Lol

[DeathfromUav]

Bah I just got whipped with a belt if I did something I wasnt suppose to...or refuse to listen :(

[peaceluvr26]

Dad: I bet you can't do all your homework

Me: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, But I bet you can't help me get the right answers!

Dad: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

[livelobster123]

Mom: I bet you can't eat all that broccoli!

Me: No, but I bet you can't do all my homework!

[snivylovescake]

What my mom does is when i tell i don't want to and she says fine then i do it.

[snivylovescake]

@snivylovescake oh and i'm 12 god .

[josski32]

Haha I'm a kid :) actually a teen. Wish my mom used the bribe jar technique!!!

[MeNotYou239]

1:54 angry then laughing? Bipolar?

[radonas]

my parents just hit me -.-

[nekonyapii1203]

Lol never use a bribe jar but i read the you will need and i laughed becuz theres a bribe jar and u said do not use bribe jar rofl

[katelynm1999]

how could a person like to cause purposeful pain to their own child instead of a calm explanation which would most likely work better.

[nekonyapii1203]

why people watch howcast for no reason just dont watch if you dont have reason

[Sweetnasizum]

hmm, I was spanked as a last resort when all else failed. Kept me in line. Normally, I joke around about doing the same with my future children... but now a day I see so many children acting up... I just hope I won't have to use it as a last resort. I'm hoping what I'm actually witnessing is the failed teachings of parents and not a bunch of ungrateful little brats who don't know how to act D:<

[RobinRc666]

if you have to search for this, then you have already failed

[l8rh8rz99]

0:43 calico critters house in background

[rainlily25458679]

moms not getting me anymore

[fidelmercedes]

thumbs up if ur a kid

[shelby0508]

step 1: say "for every bad thing you do, you get hit, and for every good thing, you dont get hit" (im joking, you shouldn`t do this)

[rock4eva231]

This video is most popular with: Gender Age

Female  13-17

Male 13-17

Female 18-24

THE FUCK?

[clawpup424]

@EPICnate29 I'm only 21,I was joking around. I don't have kids,and if I did wouldn't do that.

[JJAMovies]

I watch Howcast for no reason....

[EPICnate29]

It's funny how you all say beat your kids. Terrible parents you all are. You don't understand how it was to be a child anymore even though you are acting like one. Beating your kids is not okay, it shows how pathetic you are by hitting your kids because you're mad at them.

[clawpup424]

Step 1: Beat their ass with a stick.

[Technosauce]

Beat them.

[holyslay]

The percentages of spankings may have dropped, but the amount of criminals and stupid people has risen.

[Catacomb007]

@holyslay The amount of pirates have dropped, yet temperatures have risen.

Therefore, lack of pirates causes Global Warming.

[skexee]

K i come here (howcast) for the comments. lmao.

[1234jacee]

Im sorry there.

Step 1: Beat their arses

[1234jacee]

Step 1: Beat there arses

[thaizascythosaskand]

@IMABEAST1700 My intuition tells me that a large number of the people watching this are children.

[200Brittany]

i'm 13 and my younger brothers and sisters all have autism. my mum and dad are doing well, but i act like a second mum. i help them lean and behave.

[nicksgirl545]

@200Brittany ik how u feel it's hard aint it

[wondermonkey98]

anybody else here to see if their parents are trying this crap

[Tashiihatesyou]

reverse phycology.

jimmy run across the street without looking first

ok!

*runs*

crash lol

[Cod4Master9243]

Example of Step 3:

Kid who watched video: I don't want all your money!

Mom who watched video: No, Nooo, heres the money..

Kid who watched video: :D

[FuBuh1n1Zombikiller]

how to lose subscriber's

[RespectMyHate]

Beat the shit out of your kids, shit works wonders.

[HeyItsTyler2000]

1.) slap the little turd around...

[kmbbmk1]

@HeyItsTyler2000 Problem Solved

[greenpie891]

lol parents are dumb if they think this shit works

[CabbageCupcakeGIrl]

Mom: I bet u cant eat all that broccoli?

Me: No i cant eat all that broccoli.

[marktsheppard]

...and I will forever be blamed for everybody's problems... becase it was those Germans who attacked and were at fault... and everyone is a big-vagina-brained-victim... and everyone else feels justifed to get-their-vagina-brained-reven­ge against me... and all those who look German will forever be brain-fucked in to feeling guilty... and that now... I have to feel remorseful and sorry... and to make-it-up to everyone else... and to buy chocolate and roses for all of my victim-brained-COWS... HA?!

[whitenoiseeffect]

@marktsheppard stop spamming. accept reality

[MyLyricsVideosRock]

@marktsheppard

dude i dont care

[MyLyricsVideosRock]

@marktsheppard

dude i dont care

[marktsheppard]

...or there is the old-mother-knows-best-strategy­... of telling the kids to turn-the-other-cheek... and to forgive and to pray-for-those who abuse-them... and this is exactly what a Judge or a mother or a cop/duputy would tell me to do... and also in the Yankee-US-Army... to suck-it-up and move-on... and to keep-absorbing other peoples bullshit... and since I look "German" ...then I deserve to be punished... and I need to be sorry for what the bullshit-Yankee-propaganda-boo­ks accuse me off...

[marktsheppard]

...motherN-mothers... modern-koo-koo-psychological-v­ictim-cow-brains... and the same innocent-victim-OUT-for-reveng­e is used in the WW2-all-American-propaganda... and the Russians are guilty-of-it-too... becase it was Germany's fault for the war... and even in our modern-society... it's those terrorists-fault for the war... and this is the same psychology that a cop/deputy would use to murder an unarmed suspect... and then he will say he-was-scared and had to shoot-and-kill to protect him-self..

[marktsheppard]

...and especially when the moder-mothers will forever-starve them selves to loose-the-fat... and of-course it's the kids fault for making her fat... and it's the husbands fault for knocking-her-up(getting-her-pr­egnant) ... and it seems as if mothers will NEVER admit that their wrong... and it's always someone else's fault... and when those same psychological-AAA-member-mothe­rs had flat-tires... or their garbage-car did-not-start or brokedown... then of-course it was MY-FAULT!!!

[marktsheppard]

..and lets remember... that the cops and deputies and Yankee-Judges will act the same way as a psychological mother... and they all have the same-cow-brains... and their ONLY edge or advantage is psychology... and to twist-everything in their favor... so they can be the innocent-ones... and a cop or a Judge or a mother can be DEAD-WRONG... yet they don't care about reality... and they don't care about the truth... they just want to be feared-and-respected... and for the wrong koo-koo-reasons...

[marktsheppard]

...who-the-fuck are these child-raising-"experts"?! ...and especially when humanity is collapsing... and the problem with mothers and women is that they will use broccoli and vegetables as a punishment... and that's the biggest-problem... becase when women don't know to cook... then you-can-hop-around and whistle all-day-long... and the your-mothers cooking is still going-to-be a punishing-experience... becase that is what psychology is all about... to punish... and to control kids/teenagers

[marktsheppard]

...and you do NOT have to iron your clothes... because I am ONLY talking about the metal of iron... and it would also be a good idea to hold a piece of metal... or an iron nail or anything that gets rusty... or even a small peace of rusty metal will get absorbed through your skin... and so when your hands sweat... then you will absorb the element of iron... and the more iron in your blood... the smarter you will be... and the iron will travel to your brain... and make you smarter and I am proof

[marktsheppard]

...and if you don't have room for a dog... then try to be brave... and try to be less-scared... and don't be afraid of the dark... and make sure you get plenty of oxygen at night... so you will NOT get nightmares... and so when you sleep... the extra-oxygen and fresh-air will help your brain process-all-the-information... and try to get as much iron in your food as possible... becase simple-iron WILL make you smarter... and will improve your imagination... so you will NEVER get-bored...

[marktsheppard]

...DON'T and DO-NOT run-in-to-the-street... simple!!! ...and don't be STUPID!!! ...and be careful... hmmm... and look-OUT for cars... and look-OUT for cops... and don't let them catch-you... because they might put-you in an orphanage... and don't trust you parents... and especially do NOT trust your mother... and don't let anyone brain-fuck-your-brain... hmmm... and if you want someone to tell you the truth and never lie to you... then go-get your self a dog... and HE will tell you the truth!

[theriolugirl]

Me: *Playing AC: Brotherhood*

My mum: I bet you can't eat all this brocoli (However you spell it)

Me: No, I can't *Contiues playing*

My mum: But Howcast said-

Me: That s*** don't work on me!

[DaveWreckingCrew]

If you need to watch this video to "out smart" your kids you're off to a bad start.

[IamInsperational]

@GAMINGDRPEEPERGUY174 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOL you made my day.

[lilac445]

lol

[SixPathPein]

Just whope your kids ass... hell my teachers used to slap me in the face and I would have straight A's... got to U.S and no whopping... soo my grades dropped... I know, it sounds funny but this is a true story.

[SofiaLovesCupcakes]

my mom: you should do your homework!

Me:you have been watching howcast haven't you?

my mom:God Dammit i can never do anything!

Me:(//_-) whatever *continues to play GTA 4 *

[DJCault]

lol my parents beat me all the time...

[SofiaLovesCupcakes]

@DJCault my parents dont spank me they slap me across the face -_-

[RTSstation]

if my parents ever spank me..ill fucking destroy them with soo bahk do.i hate doing thing they want me to do when i dont wanna do it.im tired of it!

[supermigit999]

yup i cant eat all that broccoli

[littleperrie1234]

thumbs up if your parents spank you!

[littleperrie1234]

@IMABEAST1700 i am!!! but i am a 10 yr old girl!!!

[galxy65]

Or call Supernanny.

[LuisRxcks]

0:08 "Take back control with these sneaky strategies from parenting experts" Parenting experts = Hookers

[TheAwesomeBunny1]

Spank 'em a couple times, then threaten the rest of the time, totally works with me, even in middle school lol.

[azzaz691]

you had me at money im a kid now money money!

[orkybork]

the title sould be how to lie to your kids

[hottwins1924]

OMG just get the fucking belt!! It work for me when I was little

[hotdogsinspace]

this works on kids under 5

[POPCORN26385]

HEY I BET YOU CANT EAT THE BROCCOLI!!!

yeah..i bet you cant shut the fuck up up for 12sec

[123461a]

He he he I dont even have kids !

[rockywspd]

"I bet yo can't eat all that broccoli." You're right, I probably can't.

[theonlyhope888]

In Germany spanking is forbitten by law.

[BrutalNightmares]

@theonlyhope888 i should move there then :p!

[IbanezGio122]

How do you expect kids to listen to their parents when Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes home at midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Aladdin is the king of thieves, Batman drives 200 mph, Sleeping Beauty is lazy, and Snow White lives with 7 guys. We shouldn't be surprised when kids misbehave, they get it from their story books

[HarryPotter4life0786]

This video is most popular with:

Female 13-17

Male  13-17

Female 18-24

Is it just me, or are the kids outsmarting their parents....with the moms :P

[BlueLion6789]

@HarryPotter4life0786 HOW DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHAT AGE AND GENDER VIDEOS ARE MOST POPULAR WITH??

[randomnessie89292]

I mom is also in the 61% including all the rest of the Jamaican mothers in the world.

[cadbrycreamegg]

woman :" I bet you cant eat all that broccoli"

me : "No i cant... next bet please..."

[bltsdsubbie]

I'm gifted (not trying to brag), so I outsmarted my parents when I was 8 :)

[rahrmelon209]

@bltsdsubbie zomg im gifted toooooo ! 10 in 5th no skipz doh

[sharksrock1000]

@bltsdsubbie same here! glad im not the only one- most of the people who comment sound a little off in the head, just saying.

[nickstan006]

my mums in the 61% lol

[loonfeet]

wow......



[tara37830]

Ok My issue with this video, one this will not work. two by bribing kids to stop doing stuff it does not show them anything but if i want money i have to act out and then stop doing whatever, its like paying your kids for good grades, it does not work. I had chores, if i did not do them, i lost like my tv or phone, if i did, i got to keep the things i already had.

But i did get money when i wanted, i turned out find. also my parents spanked me and my brother. the corner thing never worked.

[Iwuzhere321]

"Now son, don't touch that cactus."

[michigander47]

next video:

how to beat your kids with a belt

[dengei]

According to 1 study....

[NyxRedvines]

You will need:

Belt

[Densleywale]

1:15

They'll likely be focused on the nonsense part that they'll forget to put them away in the first place.

1:35

"I'll give you money if you stop throwing tantrums."

1:00

Reverse psychology works more on adults than kids.

[embreebane]

I am, at this point in my life, questioning the way I raised my two now adult children. I have great kids, though they are lazy and usless. I must have failed them, somehow, I wrack my memories trying to figure out what buttons I pushed that were the 'wrong' buttons. I could have used some tips to at least try... I hope it's never too late... reverse psycology... on an 18 year old??? I wonder...

[vidmaster782]

im 9 and i tune out EVERYTHING my parents say

[bterry92]

@vidmaster782

You are a fool.

[bellapie10]

I bet you can't eat all that broccoli!

I bet I can't either!

[runway34r]

0:48

"Plus, it removes the option of refusal, because you havent asked something that can be answered with yes or no".

"Do you want this one or that one?"

"Neither"

[LazySurgeon]

I would've just beat the shit outta them but ok...

[pandagirl4561]

My dad spanked my brothers and he said he would spank me if i got a boyfriend or acted up. I came out fine and my brothers...*sees one playing pokemon and they other one playing on the xbox* Ummm, they came out okay.

[bterry92]

@pandagirl4561

Wow spanked for having a boyfriend. What a world.

[amandagaskarthx]

If my mom was like nice when i didn't do something.. i wouldn't do it.

[Pitbuller956]

Step one: Don't have kids

[bterry92]

@Pitbuller956

This is my favorite comment.

[lordhughes109]

Tell your child to do something, if they dont do it whack em. If they don't do it again whack em harder.

[PflGlace]

@lordhughes109 Break a wooden spoon over yo ass

[sweetcattv]

This is good warning for kids

[actinoidify]

my mother told me if I acted out she would embarrass me in front of my friends... so I had no other choice...

[lovedaflyingbison]

this only works on stupid children :P

[SillieWous]

just hit them if they don't listen

[cresleyb]

im 54 and it works on me

[partymidnight]

It actually does, you just might not notice. For instance, your parent acts like your not responsible enough to do things for them, so you want to prove to them you can so they get what they want. Or they tell you your not smart enough, or your not experienced enough to do it and yet you try to prove to them that you are. The younger you are, the better it works. It just works sometimes in a silent matter.

[sparkytrick]

"I bet you can't brush your teeth!"

"I bet you can fuck off! I'm not a slob I'll brush my goddamn teeth when I'm fucking ready god dammit."

My mother has had a hard fifteen years.

[hhprk13]

"i beat you cant eat all that broccoli!!!" "your right i cant..." haha mom haha

[smilieys84]

@twistwisp trust me...yeah it does.

[MRKnowitallaboutRFOM]

Hop around whilst putting away lego...

[RHServant]

I spank my kids. With a belt. It seems to cause discomfort to them but that takes a back seat to my entertainment.

[mikeplayer84]

haha just give YOUR KID A SPANKING!

[chuleza87]

shit, just smack 'em in the head, PRESTO!

[AriannAvalanche]

These are actually really good parenting tips. I'm 18 and I personally think it's best to spank. Kids associate the offense with pain and are less likely to do it again, but you have to discipline them young. Not as a baby of course, but as a toddler and child.

Spanking isn't abuse unless you lose control and bruise them, then it's gone too far.

[DBTex1]

i just turned 19 and i for one am glad my parent spanked me. taught me respect.

[Rockiscoolyeah]

Only stupid people spank children.

[superawesomesuperkid]

@Rockiscoolyeah

you only think that because when you where a child, you where bad, and got spanked.

[Rosala]

I don't believe in spanking children

I believe this sends a message that you have to use violence for someone to conform.

Remember this is just my opinion though!!!

[twi5tedproductions]

i did this to my parents LOL

[fiafia1979]

The percentage of parents who believe in spanking dropped? ....and that's why children are the spoiled little brats who mouth off and have no respect for their parents today.

Parents: beat your kids!

[SnoozersDog]

what i'm getting from the bribe jar is that they get money for doing bad things...can someone please explain this to me if i'm wrong!

[MistressSerenity]

@SnoozersDog No, the mother puts a money in a jar and each time the child does something bad, she takes money out of the jar. After 4 weeks, whatever money is left in the jar, the child can keep.

[lemonzing234]

100th like+150th comment= WHAT I DID!!!

[cofeemugs1343]

I dont think that it is too hard to outsmart a 5-year-old!

[KitaDyer]

Spanking works... but some people get over-aggressive with it. Then the children feel threatened and grow up messed up...

[bwr408jr]

AND WHEN THE WHITE WAY DOESNT WORK HIT THE LIL FUCKER

[Ovidiu91]

LOL spanking.

[techbeast34]

Wow. I outsmart my parents a lot. They tell me to just be quiet. Damn Straight.

[SugarFreeTargets]

Dropped to 64% huh? Wonder why kids lack of discipline and respect these days.

[Wolfstar911]

You need a bribe jar filled with MONEY for a 5 year old? X'D

[AligatormonkeyYAY]

"I bet you can't eat all that broccoli!"

Whoever made that one up obviously hasn't had kids.

[RosieIsNosie56]

@AligatormonkeyYAY , actually it worked for everyone i know that has had kids.

[Abertween]

@AligatormonkeyYAY Bet I can!! :D

[missiwonderwhy]

@AligatormonkeyYAY i know right,my mum once said that and i said right how much do you want?

[mingchannel]

@AligatormonkeyYAY oh, at that age, i loved broccoli. it's equivalent to rice >.>

[MegaCherryCat]

@mingchannel lol me too i loved veggies

[Ajindo76]

This works on most adults too

[reddragon12345678910]

when i did reverse phycollagy my sun listened...

[cooliopeace33]

OMG I THINK I SEE BABYTARD!!!!

[aquaprin]

lets look at the stats:

female 13-17

male:13-17 (unexpected but appreciated ^. ^)

female:18-24

hmmm....

[Baikou]

And the offspring of that other 39% of parents are the spoiled brats of the world. Chances are, that percentage is only gonna get worse.

[jesseclemmons]

spanking is always the answer

[OneStep600]

YOU DO NOT BRIBE KIDS!Its wrong and every time they do something wright they want icecream!

[Bluesabara]

You also need children.

[MrAwesomeArab]

what the fuck is this shit. im not a parent but i AM a big brother. my parents try to use this reverse shit and my little sis never listens to them. i scream and tell then they will not get to play or watch a movie with me and boom they start doing the shit...

how about u just learn to fucking control ur kids instead of listing to this crap

[Diaaakhana]

@uglyworm3350 Im guessing your brown.

[JLDJLD1960]

how to outsmart your kids.

step 1. go to college.

step 2. if step 1 is not applicable, don't have kids.

optional: a girlfriend/wife.

did you know: Howcast sucks.

[pichu9000]

Reverse psycology is shit.

I don't have to brush my teeth? Great!

[Pink1Unique1]

@pichu9000 Under age of 7. Obviously others know better.

[freezingcold1]

@pichu9000 Thats so Funny!

[BISlover544]

This is more of a guide to "how to avoid parent mindgames"

[AcaAllertor127]

wow my parents use that stuff all the time and now i know how to avoid it

[Fleursdelily]

child abuse! D:

[guy101401]

this is for parents that arnt smart enough for parrenting

I was hit as a kid and that was way more effective th