In tests at the Bronx Zoo in 1924, a dynamo meter, a scale that measures the mechanical force of a pull on a spring, was erected in the monkey house. A 165-pound male chimpanzee named "Boma" registered a pull of 847 pounds, using only his right hand. A 165-pound man, by comparison, could manage a one-handed pull of about 210 pounds.A female chimp, weighing a mere 135 pounds and going by the name of Suzette, checked in with a one-handed pull of 1,260 pounds.
Chuck Noris pat xD
malenatrunka 1 day ago
Wait till that chimp turns 14 hell rip your face off!
gtfire999 2 weeks ago
Yo, check out that l.tatsu combo. GDLK.
nqo61free 4 weeks ago
HOLY SHIT! Im tripping out
Carnius797 1 month ago
i would smash this monkey face in 2 parts.
z3roh4x1984 1 month ago
he'll kick his monkey friends asses ;D
BeatboxDisaster 1 month ago
This has Planet Of The Apes written all over it...
TheMrzehcnas 1 month ago
let's fight him with Kimbo Slice
the1thelast 1 month ago
that chimp would kick the fuck out of jackie chan !!!!
V1nn1ePJ 1 month ago
That monkey got some serious skills
aboyinacar12 1 month ago
NNOOOOOO!
matthewaorchard 1 month ago
He has a tail. He's no monkey. He's an ape (chimp).
SpaceWineTV 1 month ago
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We are all doomed
Lingstarismo 2 months ago
Here's a good idea: Lets take an animal that is already dangerously strong and unpredictable and teach him how to kill us more efficiently!
tithcard 2 months ago 3
hmz You will have a fun time with me
48becksonwolten22 2 months ago
he kicks good cause he has 4 feet...... LOL
SRTKDING 2 months ago
Didn't he star in 'Black Belt Jones' ???
ailrictheblackheart 2 months ago
@ailrictheblackheart That is fucking racist lol
CIENEGALOKO13 1 month ago
were can i bye one
georgeson4 2 months ago
erm i am ur girl toy
JericaJudyci950 2 months ago
How did I get here from cuban missle crisis?
Strawhat78 2 months ago
looks like recent karate kid remake , but this time its actually related to karate
sewagedweller 3 months ago
chimps don't need karate, there was this one that bit a womans hand off and ate her face!
laurence265 3 months ago
chuck norris my a&%
JBmufc222 3 months ago
c'mon Roundhouse.... spinning kick !
Returnedlol 3 months ago
Serve de aviso..
Quando encontrar um macaco na rua não saia xingando, ele pode lutar karatê.
E aí vai ser feio hein!
uashushushushuashushushushsu
drofferni 3 months ago
its Ceasar
Adamulduren 3 months ago 18
most domesticated monkeys would not survive in the wild, but i don't think this monkey will have any problem.
gringozolano2001 4 months ago
A cesar in the making. I totally want to be on that chimp's side!
gringozolano2001 4 months ago
mmh sensual girl here just for you baby
IvaWillieab672 4 months ago
better than corey graff
SuperDumbells 4 months ago
and thats why im getting a monkey on my house...
to keep robbers out!
or i may choose chuck norris
fcpnightwolf 4 months ago
fuck ooooffff that is shit scary
Gellis2009 4 months ago
might go on a rampage !
freaza39 4 months ago
Tae Kwon Do. not Karate. but thats sparta anyways.
JoeMAN849 4 months ago
lol !!!!!!!!!
bismara1 4 months ago
teaching chimps to fight can only lead to the planet of the apes. all hail our ape overlords!
Tomwebsterart 4 months ago
This could be the damn dirty ape that brings upon the end of the human race...ROSWELL STYLE!!
jujubeans157 4 months ago
THATS AN APE!!! NOT A MONKEY!!! HAVE SOME F***ING RESPECT FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL SPECIES!!!
bonoboperson 4 months ago
THATS AN APE!!! NOT A MONKEY!!! HAVE SOME F***ING RESPECT FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL SPECIES!!!
bonoboperson 4 months ago
@seyasse IT IS YOUR MOM!!!!
goodlyfe20 4 months ago
how long has that black guy been training? hes pretty good.
hail11B 5 months ago
@hail11B .........wow....you should slap yourself to sleep for that one.
mewzikal1 4 months ago
@hail11B do me a favor....go stand in front of on-coming traffic you wet dog
goodlyfe20 4 months ago
He's a MONK ey.
michaeljjeffrey 5 months ago
banana on, banana off.. Banana on, banana off...
michaeljjeffrey 5 months ago
give him nun-chucks and shrikens now that would be epic
extremaholic123 5 months ago
00:14 double spin kick!
GANSTA6033 5 months ago
Karate Monkey ain't got nothing on the Honey Badger.
SteelerEagleFan 5 months ago
When that chimpanzee becomes a full adult, he won't need karate to kick that guy's ass. He could rip is face and arms off in a matter of seconds.
ennuieffect 5 months ago
Karate Monley... >.>
The world is near the end.
Ilamarea 5 months ago
Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
1234REEB1234 5 months ago 20
00:14
donnie yen kick
MrHmongRooster 5 months ago
God damn that chimp knows what he's doing!
Sadowski40 5 months ago
Does he fling shurikens made of poo?
10INTM 5 months ago
0:14 - 0:19 is epic
SHaDoWzZv1 5 months ago
wow
SHaDoWzZv1 5 months ago
*Ape* sorry had to correct. Lol
Tearorwrist 6 months ago
cool
JulioCastro91 6 months ago
you guys could watch this on rude tube on sky channel number 139 8:00 or 9:00
chobots73 6 months ago
LOL i bet no monkeys fuck wit him..
LiLSiCk916 6 months ago
thats why hes the lead in the new ape movie, Because he kicks ass
IWillGlitchForYou 6 months ago
A lot of monkeying about in my opinion... Think the chimp needs to put in more dedication.
Sandcat87 6 months ago
Teach this monkey the Tiger Claw technique so he can rip faces off with martial arts swag
Meneks 6 months ago
this thing will kick my ass QQ
TL5X5 6 months ago
Best spinning kick...
dalecanonrock 6 months ago
@seyasse if i am your master, then i might be...lol
ItachiUchiha004 6 months ago
@seyasse haha dude, your comebacks r so gay...haha, ur funny
ItachiUchiha004 6 months ago
@seyasse cool, why do eat nigger pubes for breakfast.?
ItachiUchiha004 6 months ago
the monkey king is real
hotwhire 6 months ago
can i please hire a new monkey body gaurd
zombiemonkeykiller86 6 months ago
@seyasse o so you swallow nigger cum as well? cool... i guess...
ItachiUchiha004 6 months ago
@seyasse o cool. how about my dad? heard he came in your mouth.
ItachiUchiha004 7 months ago
shaolin monkey :D
bugattisupersport100 7 months ago
@seyasse hmm, i dunno, looks like your mom..
ItachiUchiha004 7 months ago
lets hope he doesn't teach his monkey friends
bluberization 7 months ago
I want one!
Electrike3 7 months ago
@seyasse racist.
MMShinobi 7 months ago
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bosko1717 7 months ago
The Chuck Norris jokes aren't even funny anymore. People who use them just fail at humour.
SmokebuoyII 7 months ago
its cute when hes stomping on the trainers foot
AfKman101 7 months ago
look at that black person go!
PrimitivePoet 7 months ago
@PrimitivePoet lmao! i see it!!
UA3792 7 months ago
killer of Chuck Nor
AlmazDelight 7 months ago
The Monkey is The New Karate Master.He Will Have Monkey Or Maybe Humans Students Soon...LOl
bryankhai123acb 7 months ago
That monkey is gonna be a karate master soon.
moviemaker1004 7 months ago
you should take yourmonkey on bgt next year or am doing karate on bgt next october can i take your monkey on the bgt this october thankyou
andypandy715 8 months ago
This is how we got Bin Laden!
Se7enBeatleofDoom 8 months ago 6
do you know how strong a monkey is already?! you taught it karate lol
lilsm555 8 months ago
Chimp Norris
FlewZz 8 months ago 4
Now we know that Chuck Norris' pet is a monkey.
ArmaEsmeralda 8 months ago
gggggggggggggggggg g-unit
the0th 8 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
h3artbreak3r1994 8 months ago
i want that chimp to teache me
100microsoftsam 8 months ago
chuck norris before he evolved into a human
itinkgirlzhot12 8 months ago 4
lol he just needs more speed and he could beat the shit out of a real martial artist.
Kawasakikid270 9 months ago 3
That's Chuck Norris's monkey.
namphan9777 9 months ago
I must sic this chimp on those seventeen people that thought this video bad.
CountTentacula 9 months ago
It's a Chimp you idiots
RichCwm 9 months ago
Chuck norris didn't evolve, god created him perfect and human, fully grown, ready to kick ass! Lol
Arianas8 9 months ago
this monkey dont play no games.lol
mrfranky17 9 months ago
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this is chuck norris before he developed into a human.
Farid2073 9 months ago
next time monkeys will know how to use guns
DaSurot 10 months ago
how did i get here? D:
ilovelu 10 months ago
this is ammmmmaaaaaaaaaaaazzingg!
hytube999 10 months ago
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070000591 10 months ago
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This black-belted cool W40K ork liked boy put me to shame. I am only brown belt those. Like it a lot...lol
elvistannguyen 10 months ago
This black-belted cool W40K ork wagwag put me to shame. I am only brown belt those. Like it a lot...lol
elvistannguyen 10 months ago
This is so funny!
MrTailsSwifty 11 months ago
On May 19th 2001 Walker Texas Ranger ended, On the 20th May 2001 Chuck Norris the monkey was born
arjdizzle 11 months ago 4
That little bitch will kick our asses.
megapixel75 11 months ago
this may lead to gorilla warfare if not carefull
springthunderboxer 11 months ago 78
this made me smile.
fruitypeebils 11 months ago
Wow. I think that we should start teaching them being humans. In a hundred years they will have human rights.
Mostwantedo 11 months ago
Why don't we hire monkeys to work at McDonalds instead of the dipshits there that can never seem to get my order right? (Assembly lines, too!)
KingDavidANC 11 months ago
Chimp Norris
TaiMaiSht 1 year ago 42
Unleash the MONKEY!!!!! coming out in cinemas near you!!!
smanzere 1 year ago
Ohhhhhhhhhhly!
xboxis 1 year ago
What a G!
jesseaaronrouse 1 year ago
awesome
Thesmoofenator 1 year ago
thats a ninja ape XD
sasprawler 1 year ago
i want a monkey that can karate...
knutikkk 1 year ago
I dont want anny problems with the monkey
chain1989 1 year ago
A chimpanzee is an ape, not a monkey.
Ceolteor 1 year ago
That money is a supersayan thats why!!!!!! golden oozaru!!!!!
honorabovemoney 1 year ago
LOVE THIS!
thatboythatgirl2020 1 year ago
Now ive seen all kind of karatekas...
kakkiaane 1 year ago
Monkey business just got a whole new meaning
FeanorBR 1 year ago
His ape technique put peepo down.
TheRealMrPapaya 1 year ago 2
OMG THATS FUCKING CRAZY
that monkey can do a better spinning hook kick than me :O
lolfag93 1 year ago
zomg that is soooo cool
EPICSPONGEMAN 1 year ago
they can make a movie and call it ,,,, the karate monkey xD
thenapkin44 1 year ago
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That isn't a damn monkey. It's a chimpanzee.
QueenRoly 1 year ago
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That isn't a damn monkey, it's a chimpanzee.
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QueenRoly 1 year ago
Karate Cat was so much better.
VaelVictus 1 year ago
That monkey can probably knock out Mike Tyson!
FunAlex13 1 year ago
i, for one, welcome our new karate chimp overlords
gferrell20 1 year ago
thats really a black midget wearing a mask
somaco7 1 year ago
the monkey can do better than me..
martin43to 1 year ago
Well we're screwed.....
godzilla014 1 year ago
i can see them with guns now...
BoHoVsGolf 1 year ago 7
omg i want u chimp
sdr4418 1 year ago 2
A karate chimp!
Oh great now were fucked!
Dont fuck with this chimps guys!!!
BlitzKriegerDub 1 year ago 2
Its a Chimps not a Monkey. Monkeys have tails.
bluegama500 1 year ago
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True story:
In tests at the Bronx Zoo in 1924, a dynamo meter, a scale that measures the mechanical force of a pull on a spring, was erected in the monkey house. A 165-pound male chimpanzee named "Boma" registered a pull of 847 pounds, using only his right hand. A 165-pound man, by comparison, could manage a one-handed pull of about 210 pounds.A female chimp, weighing a mere 135 pounds and going by the name of Suzette, checked in with a one-handed pull of 1,260 pounds.
Don't fuck with chimps.
omglollmao123 1 year ago
lmaoooooo the militaries new secret weapon.
afgmuscl3 1 year ago 77
@afgmuscl3 the new jungle secret weapon in this case...
marton891 1 year ago
@afgmuscl3 can you imagine an army of those released into a city?
Rainbowtardiful 1 year ago
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That nigger is sucks
mafiosino 1 year ago
This Shit Is So Fucking Funny!
HopDaley 1 year ago
Is that the monkey that ripped that womans face off?
clipboardcrotch 1 year ago
i dont think i whould mes with that monkey lol !!!!
TheZachattack2323 1 year ago
coool ))
BlindWorld87 1 year ago
0:14 nIIIIIIICE
bbox 1 year ago
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that monkey will fuck your shit UP!
AESOP818 1 year ago
good on ya mate, first an ape that rips off peoples faces, now a monkey that'll fuck you up
backspace3111 1 year ago
fuck wouldnt want to start on this little cunt in a bar. he'd fuck me up ayyy
magnificentmadkent 1 year ago
someone send this to ray william johnson!!!!!!!!
ELTURBOMAN 1 year ago
14 people are chimps
SamuraiZZ 1 year ago
Pinches mega putasos !!!
xD
RoCkEr882009 1 year ago
Monkey's Fist!!!
Alucalb1 1 year ago
chimp norris
TsimFuckiz 1 year ago 3
@TsimFuckiz lol
Ricardo36788 1 year ago
bad ass chimp
shortyteen1991 1 year ago
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at 0:23 looks like he wants it up the ass :/ cheeky monkey !
jamesxl09 1 year ago
your a mint monkey
Salman1095068 1 year ago
bruce lee aint got shit on this dude
StyrbjornStarke 1 year ago 3
cool
NeonSoulAbuto 1 year ago
Chimp Norris ;0) Good one dude!!!!!
yogbert 1 year ago
that chimp is chimp norris indeed. Roundhous kick ftw lol
Forerunnerearth 1 year ago
we might have a revolution of monkeys
charlesazucenauy 1 year ago
Karate Kid! hahahha :)
octave2405 1 year ago
its chimp norris
carucha12 1 year ago
It's funny cause hes wearing the gi.
overthehill91 1 year ago
nuff said
finnesselli 1 year ago
when he turns on you i dont want to here you complain
omegaprimere 1 year ago
animal cruelty
1982FMJ 1 year ago
chees karate is my sport and i fink that monkey can beat me that "spinning kick" even i can't do that am busy teaching that hes damn good
at monkey: if you even can reed: you're damn good you would teach meh learning the spinning kick
pyromaantje111 1 year ago
EPIC WIN
nigganaruto 1 year ago
words cannot express how cool this is
anaki71 1 year ago
So thats the modern american army....
TheTuomaz 1 year ago
I would pay to fight that monkey, only with headgear and a cup ouch
nilepwnsu 1 year ago
God damn it. Just what I need, Another activity which monkey can do better than me!
MahSmexehBodehOhROFL 1 year ago 100
@MahSmexehBodehOhROFL haha