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  • Chuck Noris pat xD

  • Wait till that chimp turns 14 hell rip your face off!

  • Yo, check out that l.tatsu combo. GDLK.

  • HOLY SHIT! Im tripping out

  • i would smash this monkey face in 2 parts.

  • he'll kick his monkey friends asses ;D

  • This has Planet Of The Apes written all over it...

  • let's fight him with Kimbo Slice

  • that chimp would kick the fuck out of jackie chan !!!!

  • That monkey got some serious skills

  • NNOOOOOO!

  • He has a tail. He's no monkey. He's an ape (chimp).

  • Here's a good idea: Lets take an animal that is already dangerously strong and unpredictable and teach him how to kill us more efficiently!

  • hmz You will have a fun time with me

  • he kicks good cause he has 4 feet...... LOL

  • Didn't he star in 'Black Belt Jones' ???

  • @ailrictheblackheart That is fucking racist lol

  • were can i bye one

  • erm i am ur girl toy

  • How did I get here from cuban missle crisis?

  • looks like recent karate kid remake , but this time its actually related to karate

  • chimps don't need karate, there was this one that bit a womans hand off and ate her face!

  • chuck norris my a&%

  • c'mon Roundhouse.... spinning kick !

  • Serve de aviso..

    Quando encontrar um macaco na rua não saia xingando, ele pode lutar karatê.

    E aí vai ser feio hein!

    uashushushushuashushushushsu

  • its Ceasar

  • most domesticated monkeys would not survive in the wild, but i don't think this monkey will have any problem.

  • A cesar in the making. I totally want to be on that chimp's side!

  • mmh sensual girl here just for you baby

  • better than corey graff

  • and thats why im getting a monkey on my house...

    to keep robbers out!

    or i may choose chuck norris

  • fuck ooooffff that is shit scary

  • might go on a rampage !

  • Tae Kwon Do. not Karate. but thats sparta anyways. 

  • lol !!!!!!!!!

  • teaching chimps to fight can only lead to the planet of the apes. all hail our ape overlords!

  • This could be the damn dirty ape that brings upon the end of the human race...ROSWELL STYLE!!

  • THATS AN APE!!! NOT A MONKEY!!! HAVE SOME F***ING RESPECT FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL SPECIES!!!

  • THATS AN APE!!! NOT A MONKEY!!! HAVE SOME F***ING RESPECT FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL SPECIES!!!

  • @seyasse IT IS YOUR MOM!!!!

  • how long has that black guy been training? hes pretty good.

  • @hail11B .........wow....you should slap yourself to sleep for that one.

  • @hail11B do me a favor....go stand in front of on-coming traffic you wet dog

  • He's a MONK ey.

  • banana on, banana off.. Banana on, banana off...

  • give him nun-chucks and shrikens now that would be epic

  • 00:14 double spin kick!

  • Karate Monkey ain't got nothing on the Honey Badger.

  • When that chimpanzee becomes a full adult, he won't need karate to kick that guy's ass. He could rip is face and arms off in a matter of seconds.

    

  • Karate Monley... >.>

    The world is near the end.

  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

  • 00:14

    donnie yen kick

  • God damn that chimp knows what he's doing!

  • Does he fling shurikens made of poo?

  • 0:14 - 0:19 is epic

  • wow

  • *Ape* sorry had to correct. Lol

  • cool

    

  • you guys could watch this on rude tube on sky channel number 139 8:00 or 9:00

  • LOL i bet no monkeys fuck wit him..

  • thats why hes the lead in the new ape movie, Because he kicks ass

  • A lot of monkeying about in my opinion... Think the chimp needs to put in more dedication.

  • Teach this monkey the Tiger Claw technique so he can rip faces off with martial arts swag

  • this thing will kick my ass QQ

  • Best spinning kick...

  • @seyasse if i am your master, then i might be...lol

  • @seyasse haha dude, your comebacks r so gay...haha, ur funny

  • @seyasse cool, why do eat nigger pubes for breakfast.?

  • the monkey king is real

  • can i please hire a new monkey body gaurd

  • @seyasse o so you swallow nigger cum as well? cool... i guess...

  • @seyasse o cool. how about my dad? heard he came in your mouth.

  • shaolin monkey :D

  • @seyasse hmm, i dunno, looks like your mom..

  • lets hope he doesn't teach his monkey friends

  • I want one!

  • @seyasse racist.

  • AAXAXAXAXXXAAXAXXAAXAXAXXXXXXX­XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX­XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

    

  • The Chuck Norris jokes aren't even funny anymore. People who use them just fail at humour.

  • its cute when hes stomping on the trainers foot

  • look at that black person go!

  • @PrimitivePoet lmao! i see it!!

  • killer of Chuck Nor

  • The Monkey is The New Karate Master.He Will Have Monkey Or Maybe Humans Students Soon...LOl

  • That monkey is gonna be a karate master soon.

  • you should take yourmonkey on bgt next year or am doing karate on bgt next october can i take your monkey on the bgt this october thankyou

  • This is how we got Bin Laden!

  • do you know how strong a monkey is already?! you taught it karate lol

  • Chimp Norris

  • Now we know that Chuck Norris' pet is a monkey.

  • gggggggggggggggggg g-unit

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

  • i want that chimp to teache me

  • chuck norris before he evolved into a human

  • lol he just needs more speed and he could beat the shit out of a real martial artist.

  • That's Chuck Norris's monkey.

  • I must sic this chimp on those seventeen people that thought this video bad.

  • It's a Chimp you idiots

  • Chuck norris didn't evolve, god created him perfect and human, fully grown, ready to kick ass! Lol

  • this monkey dont play no games.lol

  • next time monkeys will know how to use guns

  • how did i get here? D:

  • this is ammmmmaaaaaaaaaaaazzingg!

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  • This black-belted cool W40K ork wagwag put me to shame. I am only brown belt those. Like it a lot...lol

  • This is so funny!

  • On May 19th 2001 Walker Texas Ranger ended, On the 20th May 2001 Chuck Norris the monkey was born

  • That little bitch will kick our asses.

  • this may lead to gorilla warfare if not carefull

  • this made me smile.

  • Wow. I think that we should start teaching them being humans. In a hundred years they will have human rights.

  • Why don't we hire monkeys to work at McDonalds instead of the dipshits there that can never seem to get my order right? (Assembly lines, too!)

  • Chimp Norris

  • Unleash the MONKEY!!!!! coming out in cinemas near you!!!

  • Ohhhhhhhhhhly!

  • What a G!

  • awesome

    

  • thats a ninja ape XD

  • i want a monkey that can karate...

  • I dont want anny problems with the monkey

  • A chimpanzee is an ape, not a monkey.

  • That money is a supersayan thats why!!!!!! golden oozaru!!!!!

  • LOVE THIS!

  • Now ive seen all kind of karatekas...

  • Monkey business just got a whole new meaning

  • His ape technique put peepo down.

  • OMG THATS FUCKING CRAZY

    that monkey can do a better spinning hook kick than me :O

  • zomg that is soooo cool

  • they can make a movie and call it ,,,, the karate monkey xD

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  • Karate Cat was so much better.

  • That monkey can probably knock out Mike Tyson!

  • i, for one, welcome our new karate chimp overlords

  • thats really a black midget wearing a mask

  • the monkey can do better than me..

  • Well we're screwed.....

  • i can see them with guns now...

  • omg i want u chimp

  • A karate chimp!

    Oh great now were fucked!

    Dont fuck with this chimps guys!!!

  • Its a Chimps not a Monkey. Monkeys have tails.

  • lmaoooooo the militaries new secret weapon.

  • @afgmuscl3 the new jungle secret weapon in this case...

  • @afgmuscl3 can you imagine an army of those released into a city?

  • This Shit Is So Fucking Funny!

  • Is that the monkey that ripped that womans face off?

  • i dont think i whould mes with that monkey lol !!!!

  • coool ))

  • 0:14 nIIIIIIICE

  • good on ya mate, first an ape that rips off peoples faces, now a monkey that'll fuck you up

  • fuck wouldnt want to start on this little cunt in a bar. he'd fuck me up ayyy

  • someone send this to ray william johnson!!!!!!!!

  • 14 people are chimps

  • Pinches mega putasos !!!

    xD

  • Monkey's Fist!!!

  • chimp norris

  • @TsimFuckiz lol

  • bad ass chimp

  • your a mint monkey

  • bruce lee aint got shit on this dude

  • cool

  • Chimp Norris ;0) Good one dude!!!!!

  • that chimp is chimp norris indeed. Roundhous kick ftw lol

  • we might have a revolution of monkeys

  • Karate Kid! hahahha :)

  • its chimp norris

  • It's funny cause hes wearing the gi.

  • nuff said

  • when he turns on you i dont want to here you complain

  • animal cruelty

  • chees karate is my sport and i fink that monkey can beat me that "spinning kick" even i can't do that am busy teaching that hes damn good

    at monkey: if you even can reed: you're damn good you would teach meh learning the spinning kick

  • EPIC WIN

  • words cannot express how cool this is

  • So thats the modern american army....

  • I would pay to fight that monkey, only with headgear and a cup ouch

  • God damn it. Just what I need, Another activity which monkey can do better than me!