PORTAL 2 - Wheatley Quotes | Part 3

[ulawan5]

stay off the drugs please wheats D':

[Pikalove18]

"Aaand guess who he was? Wasn't me." XD Oh Wheatley, even though you tried to kill me, you're too adorable to hate.

[ttsquared24]

@PuppyGiirl1127. (spoilers)

Wheatley is originally your friend and helps you along the way. But he gets switched with glados in her body and he becomes evil and trys to kill you like glados originally did. So glados turns into the friend who try's to help you. She also gets put in a potato.

[PuppyGiirl1127]

I am confused. Is Wheatley a friend, or foe

[Blu3M3tEor]

"Plug me into that stick on the wall and I'll show you something." suggestive.

[drowningmouse]

I always felt sorry for both Wheatley and GlaDOS. It wasn't really them that tried to kill you... It was whatever corrupted code was in the body. Whatever was in that code that MADE them test. I bet if you separated them from that body, maybe gave them a closed-off server of their own, they'd be fine. GlaDOS even went back to her deadly self shortly after releasing Chell, after she got back in that body... :<

[SaintlyDemon]

THANKS FOR THE HATE CRIME, JER.

[WheatleyUnleashed13]

"When pokineg around for other test subjects, no not there, everyone is still Dead."

Classical Wheatley

[sarahfena10]

Wheatley quotes? .. Part 3028 Hello and welcome to my LAIR.

Wheat-face.

[CherryDtv]

i <3 wheatly evil or good :D

[TGGGClub]

lol he wont shut up with the acent XD

I love Wheatley!!! <333333333333

[MAD2625]

All of the ones of Wheatley being impaitent reminds me of TB saying, "No. No, I don't want to."

[AngelicUmbreon]

Wheatley <3

(why couldnt I catch you?)

[sierraskye913]

@AngelicUmbreon It's actually possible to catch him, I hear, when he drops off his management rail. But... I still haven't done it. LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN!

[SkystoneXWere]

@sierraskye913 If you do it right he balances on your head, but you never really "catch" him. If you move even a little he'll fall off your head.

[sierraskye913]

@SkystoneXWere oy, shush up, we can try. still haven't managed to balance him on my head. still technically catchin him.

[prettypinkcupcakes55]

OH MY GAWDD

Buwahahah xD

[lilanthia]

'Oh my GAWD'

Oh God bless you and your crap accents Wheatley

[xXMightyWaddlesXx]

*Sigh* Wheatly need to stop masturbating

[RoosXemoo]

i think i smell... neurotoixin

[2KingdomHearts345243]

"OH MY GWAD!!"

Holy crap!! Wheatley is so funny!!!

[BeautifulCreature]

"People with brain damage are the real heroes!"

That made me happy! :)

("That's God....I was quoting God!")

[ThatChickNoOneKnows]

Dare to dream! Shoot for the stars!

[NonFurryable]

Wow, there are more than an hour of Wheatley quotes in this game xD

Stephen Merchant is brilliant.

[icsomethingshiny2]

I'm gonna completely ignore reality and pretend I still hung on and we made peace and now we're BFF's, k?

*creepy nervous laugh*

[TehNerdQueen]

00:11 LOL yes.

[Milkshake674957]

Wheatly has a kick-ass accent! <3

[TheAeroMechanic]

@Milkshake674957 I think it's like half british half scottish. I can't quite tell.

[Janneinwonderland]

at 01:27 he told them to go ahead because he had to clean up the mess first.

[ilikepieguy11]

most of these quotes make me chuckle

[clarinetchum]

Everytime he say's "plug me in!" All I can think of is the old "glade" commercials, "Plug it in, plug it in!"

[MsExplodingapples]

"are you havin' a laugh?!"

Reminds me of Ricky Gervais XD

[TheAnimeGeek]

1:21

That sounds so wrong...

[JinxElite119]

OH, GOD, RUN, THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE!

XD

[Feeniefan12345336]

"OH MY GAWD!"

Holy crap the way Wheatley says that!

I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard XD

[derplol12]

i srsly lmao'd at 11:14

[Luxai]

00:00 Problem, Wheatley?

[IsaTheAwesome]

A lot of his lines sound really dirty out of context. Especially in this video.

[xxxanimepopxxx]

@IsaTheAwesome You should see the second video at about 2 minutes in. It's dirty in, out, on the left, under and anywhere else of context lol He's basically downright having an orgasm ಠ___ಠ *snicker*

[DeeShizoku208]

2:49 *snickered* naughty wheatley ;D until......at 2:59 D:

[CarboMcoco]

All of the test subjects are still dead. How inconvenient.

[Sasura16inLoVe]

just say apple xD

[TOBIISAGOODBOYreally]

Click 0:18

BING!

[TehNerdQueen]

Sorry about the lift, it's out of service. 'Cause it...melted. xD LMAO

[AllMightyZee]

I'm listening to the ENTIRE THING.

[SailorDoom21]

When does 2:44 come up? I thought I found all of the testgasm quotes...

[psycat4ever]

I love Stephen Merchant's bad American accent. XD

[lotusgirl002]

@psycat4ever

w-was he even trying..?

[SpiceyBrainSoup]

I fricken nearly peed my pants at 11:35 xD

[jman7579]

Atlas: Would you kindly jump in that pit?

[ThreePipeProblems]

His ranting from 7:45 and onwards: BRILIANT! I've literally got tears in my eyes XD

[ThatOneGuy198]

HELLO!

[JLLproductions]

hello friend, why not open the door looool

[tanyajuge]

kind of reminds of stuey from family guy O-o

[101Wolfy]

@tanyajuge Ikr?

[Bumblebee13241]

plug me into that stick on the wall. lol Wheatley

[TheCreeperhunter]

He does chatter quite a bit doesn't he? :)

[Bumblebee13241]

@TheCreeperhunter yep

[kevlan229]

3:50 - 4:06

On three, ready? One ... *breathes in* two ... THREE! That's high. It's w- it's too high, isn't it, really that? Ok, going on three gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. OK ready? One CATCHMECATCHMECATCHMECATCHMECA­TCHME!

love that part

[Technodude3111]

The Prince was by Machiavelli, and it was a guide of sorts for rulers in power. It advocates in a simple sense, empower your country by any means necessary.

[RandomJayne]

If he's referring to "The Prince" then why yes, I did read it. I actually found it the easiest of all the philosophy books I was stuck reading. Might've had something to do with the UNGODLY DRY BORINGNESS of all the other philosophers I've had to read about.

[TheXscielh]

why does he remind me of the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy?

[nCitoS]

"Hola, amigo! Abre la puerta...donde esta...?"

xDD Classic Wheatley <3 making a fail accent retain its charm~

[Superlumpy]

Does anybody know in what part of the game Wheatley talks about the old neurotoxin release button at 05:00?

[TheOneTrueAnswer]

@Superlumpy

He's probably talking about before the game. Probably in the days of Cave Johnson.

[Superlumpy]

@TheOneTrueAnswer Thanks, but I meant that I never heard it in the game itself...was it scrapped or did I miss it?

[TheOneTrueAnswer]

@Superlumpy Oh, I'm not sure. I'm sure that's one of the lines that you hear if you wait a while in a specific spot. Like the AY DOUBLE P ELL EE line

[ShyGuyXXL]

See that button? Over there? Allright. You just need to BRAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

[PurpleHillSeeker]

lolz if you jump when he asks you to speak its hilarious

[yayacomment]

"OH GAWD RUN THATS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE!"

Hahaha, oh Wheatley, such an underrated villain. Hes hilarious.

[Curriay]

I think Wheatley has a self-esteem problem.

[peko500]

HELL YEAH stephan merchant is awesome and hes BRISTOLIAN!!!! like me!!! xD

[dreamingxlulu]

I love how he's saying *apple* 13:10

[KariHikariOokami]

This is so relaxing to listen to :).

[lhc9494]

Hey, buddy. I am speaking an accent that is beyond her range of hearing! lmao

[booyah344]

is it me or are they hinting at us that he cant read......

[eastercat]

Wow...more than an hour of quotes.... O_O

[DucksAndLlamas]

See you in court, mate.

[zenophas]

Huh, aparently he's the one who killed everyone in the facility... :\

[GaiashKetoji]

Yes Jerry or maybe your prejudiced worksite should have accounted for nanobots of my size?

[Chocoholic055]

7:26 "Let there be light. ...That's uh, God... was quoting God..."

Love his scream at 10:30 xD

[Litllesaw]

Wheatley is my hero.... :DD

[anima2221]

@Litllesaw he was mine, until he betrayed meh... :(

[dracoboy79]

@Litllesaw And almost your death....