"... and they might just float the fuck away." leaves me quite serene, because face it - that's the only way for the world to truly become free of at least one sort of dementia that's plaguing it.
@clancym1, I think he's referring to when the male audience would sing 'I hate faggots, I love Jesus,' despite the general agreement that homosexuality is based around males loving other males (and I say general agreement because hardcore Christian fanatics would possibly perceive homosexuality as an act purely based on desire), and the loving of a male towards Jesus could practically mean they're bordering on homosexuality, which to a homophobic Christian would be incredibly ironic.
Everything in science is defined as a theory because in science nothing is ever proven, merely supported - or disproved. This is because facts can come to light at any time that could complete;y change the theory, so instead of saying its been proven, they say its been supported
@clancym1 He was cause he's really anti-Christianity and they're not supposed to like homos, and it sort of was like that cause he was stereotyping them :p but that's just wat i thought though :L it might not be completely right :)
i do believe Evolution is just a theory...but that's because i'm so pessimistic that i believe NOTHING is fact. i believe every single human is a waste of space and natural resources. i also believe anyone who thinks the Bible, Torah, Koran, or any other religious text as fact is just as bad as politicians, and 99% of lawyers. (did i mention i'm an anarchist?)
@danminam Billy's version is about listening to the baby on a baby intercom. This launches off it -- but really, the experience is one a lot of people have had. I woudn't say this is a ripoff.
The dont ask a rapevictim thing is stolen from Ricky Gervais
timothy790110 3 weeks ago
tim's best is "prejudice" the rest is just okay
mcfarvo 1 month ago
adorable, tim !!!
C2H5OHxoxo 1 month ago
"... and they might just float the fuck away." leaves me quite serene, because face it - that's the only way for the world to truly become free of at least one sort of dementia that's plaguing it.
snakeinthereeds 1 month ago 5
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snakeinthereeds 1 month ago
@clancym1, I think he's referring to when the male audience would sing 'I hate faggots, I love Jesus,' despite the general agreement that homosexuality is based around males loving other males (and I say general agreement because hardcore Christian fanatics would possibly perceive homosexuality as an act purely based on desire), and the loving of a male towards Jesus could practically mean they're bordering on homosexuality, which to a homophobic Christian would be incredibly ironic.
NocturnalChocolate 1 month ago
"Without the intrigue of transvestisism..."
My favorite line in the whole video
thisismynamehahaha 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
Evolution is both theory and fact.
haz464 1 month ago
Tiiiimmm dont go check on the baby.... LOL
EsterLorraine 1 month ago
Just to clear up the theory part -
Everything in science is defined as a theory because in science nothing is ever proven, merely supported - or disproved. This is because facts can come to light at any time that could complete;y change the theory, so instead of saying its been proven, they say its been supported
JaciintaM 1 month ago
when he said "fucking homos they just don't get irony", i'm not sure if he was trying to make a joke, but it was brilliant.
clancym1 1 month ago
@clancym1 He was cause he's really anti-Christianity and they're not supposed to like homos, and it sort of was like that cause he was stereotyping them :p but that's just wat i thought though :L it might not be completely right :)
izzyGO52 1 month ago
'Fuck you baby!' Now that would be a very different Justin Bieber song...
mamabear1753 2 months ago 7
"And they might just float the fuck away." That's my new Moto. Along with, " how do say it? Right. "
sarahwa7 2 months ago
Oooo my names Sarah!
sarahwa7 2 months ago
mir·a·cle [mir-uh-kuhl]
○Noun
An effect or extraordinary event in the physical world that surpasses all known human or natural powers and is ascribed to a supernatural cause.
LittleMizzRandom 2 months ago
@tazmon122 So, Atticus Finch is this "1%" those people keep talking about?
outasync44 2 months ago
The rape victim bit is VERY similar to a bit by Ricky Gervais... I'm sure he didn't copy him but great minds think alike!
CiaranHardie 3 months ago
@tazmon122 to kill a mockingbird, awesome book. Currently studying it for English gcse. Pretty much agree
xxEmoDuchessxx 3 months ago
i do believe Evolution is just a theory...but that's because i'm so pessimistic that i believe NOTHING is fact. i believe every single human is a waste of space and natural resources. i also believe anyone who thinks the Bible, Torah, Koran, or any other religious text as fact is just as bad as politicians, and 99% of lawyers. (did i mention i'm an anarchist?)
tazmon122 3 months ago
@tazmon122 when i say 99% of lawyers, i mean 1% is Atticus Finch...everyone else who is a lawyer...scum.
tazmon122 3 months ago
@tazmon122
That's pretty much why scientists use the word theory rather than fact. Just before they get called arrogant by someone who knows nothing.
GodTheHypothesis 3 months ago
fuck me! he's married - legit thought he was gay...
TVfanaticRAMY 3 months ago
130 million babies are born each year. One in 64 million chance would mean this happens somewhere twice a year?
mkro6510 3 months ago
@mkro6510 statisticly yes :)
cmjelsdal1 2 months ago
The beginning to 0:58 xD so realistic xDD
fireonthesnow 3 months ago
i'm a correct american
Hyrulanator 3 months ago
I love this man's words so fucking much! Signed, A Correct American. :)
pentatonia 3 months ago 5
best bit for me is, ''fucking homos dont get irony'' xx
katieemogirl 4 months ago 5
@katieemogirl Actually, we do.
Jankin47 3 months ago
I'm proud to be among small percentage of Americans who are right!
MsLilithJS 4 months ago 3
... And we put her to bed in her little cot, in her little room, in our little house, in our little LIVES... xD
Sozzie16MJ 4 months ago
"...leaving a very small percentage of Americans who are right." Excruciatingly true.
drfoxcourt 4 months ago 6
AWWWW! It got cut off right before my favorite punchline where he says: "...MATHS."
Crunchy68 4 months ago
haha, my favorite part has got to be "...and maybe they'll just float the fuck away"
XD tim minchin you are my idol
kionay 5 months ago 112
the "breathing baby" is a take on a Billy Connolly joke. I like to think of it as a "tribute". ;)
lamarmousse 5 months ago
in our little LIVES and...
FurryVegetables 9 months ago 98
He stole that first 'gag' From Billy Connolly.
danminam 10 months ago
@danminam Billy's version is about listening to the baby on a baby intercom. This launches off it -- but really, the experience is one a lot of people have had. I woudn't say this is a ripoff.
manthasagittarius1 4 months ago
Thx for the upload - I've seen all these before, but it's great to have them compiled in one vid - perfect for my Xmas blues YT crawl..
8DX 1 year ago
Hello, Reddit.
Fancy seeing you here.
MrAndrewTremblay 1 year ago
@MrAndrewTremblay
small world huh?
theMGTS 1 year ago