YOU'LL GET A DETENTION FOR THIS

[mslizzieparkersykes]

i like to lie because people usually believe me when i do.

[sarnese70]

I like to lie because im SOOO not transgenger

[marssoul01]

5 people disliked becouse they where cought jerkin off

[abirdaplaneitsanime]

i Like to lie because...people will believe my bullshit anyway.

[xxsmileychickxx1]

im so stupid but wat is jerking off

[nathanbacon3]

i like to lie back and let megan fox give me handjobs

[Danny10987654321]

@nathanbacon3 fail

[Lostfornow14]

i like to lie becuase.. i do. so stop questioning me. jerk.

[nabd777]

im actually starting to really like you.lmfao

[doughnutugy1]

i like to lie because i have a twin and he lies too so it fucks with peoples heads

[meloveyas]

I like to lie because,It fucks with my moms head.;)

[BrandyMcLovin125]

SHIT!!!!!! my janitor is so sexy...

[laiseylabell]

it gets me outta shit and makes things better .

[MrArchangelfilms1]

lolololol roflroflroflroflrofl XDXDXDXD

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[MyCatWatchesMe]

The things you think of!!  Can't imagine jerking off in class ...

[Lasunrose]

I like to lie, because it sounds so much nicer than the truth.

[Lasunrose]

I like to lie, because it makes my life easier.

[orgixvi3]

lol, he said my name right!

[megen1996]

were u speaking from experience.......beacause i think i know the guy....

[JuliarRoxMySox]

I like to lie because, it gets me out of alot of shit! x]

[bretkorthals]

because i convince my indian freind damon he is gay...zuni is goin 2 kill dat navajo!!!!

[llyons89]

I feel bad when I lie and more times than not, the truth catches up to me and kicks me in the ass. Hard. I lie somethimes, but I don't like it. (Though I could be lying about that... You'll never know!)

[753flipflop]

I like to lie because when you have to lie, the truth is like 100,000,000,000,000 times worse than the lie.

[jackie2x05]

i like to lie because it's freaking entertaining how easy it is to get away with=]]

[just4fun3O1]

thanks for subbing me!

[NerdstatuZ]

i like to lie because if i don't the bad man in my closet will molest me.... i lied

[w0lfxer0]

i like to lie because the government tells me not to.

[howdy877]

i like to lie because i get laid when i do.

[agusssiaaa]

i don't like to lie... no serioursly i don't like it. i rather NOT TO say whole truth than lie. i hate when people lie... when they lie it just means they have no balls.

[pizzamaster110211]

wtf they have balls lol.

[NerdstatuZ]

your lying

[Ragebull910]

I like to Lie because maybe someday....I'll get what I want.

[ezekill22]

I like to lie because it costs more to tell the truth.

[dancechick4]

I am good at it.

See? I lied.

[zoidberg21]

i like to lie because i fucking can and if u have a problem with that shut up...i lied

[timfromcics]

i like to lie becuz it covers up for the more pituful truth

[Rhys0116]

i like to lie because its easy to do on xmas when u forget get everyone a present

[xH31180UNDx]

i like to lie because i do. practicality ftw ^^

[akahi5]

i lie because i get boners then get fucked by hot chicks in the nearest park bathroom when i was suppose to be with my girlfriend

[TacticalStudios]

i like to lie because its funny to watch the reactions

[Sm4rt4S5]

i lie because everyone believes me

[MovieCrazetv]

I lie because it keeps my penis alive. I probably shouldn't post this comment, oh fuck!!

[rodsk88]

I like to lie because I dont get fuck-up

[Jinxer212]

I like to lie because it makes me hotter than July.

[Glenjamin87]

great advice

[Meatlooaf]

i lie because i dont, cuz its bad .

[cjWentworth]

i like to lie because herpes rule!

[bboooppeerr]

i lie to get out of trouble.(my mom didn't want me going to a store one day but i wanted to go. i told her i was going to my friends house but instead i went to the store. after a few times of doing this, i got caught by my brother.)

[mercynary666]

i lie because it cool and i want to be cool

dont you??

[kingdomhearts2121]

i like to lie because its awesome most of the time *_*

[ttlgirlygirl]

i like to lie cuz it makes conversations more interesting xD and if they find out ur lying, u get a longer conversation :D! so then u feel like ur important cuz somebody doesnt want to stop talking to u :D ( well until they get the info they need to know .-. those eves dropping bitches )

[XxCALIBLAZERxX]

i like to lie cause if i didnt lie ma friends would find out im not really rich and that ive never murder anybody like i said i did in the showers which was just an excuss to grab them and say i was demonstrating;)

[MissTrickster]

i lie because what else is there to do...tell the truth pfft

[1302jm]

i loved the last one :D

[7oxicKyle96]

i like to lie because my girlfriend will dump me if she find out i fucked her sister.....and mom

[danceluver156]

I like to lie because otherwise my friends will make me eat deer.

[xkayla182]

I like to lie because I want to be a lawyer.

[knuckles106]

I like to lie because my childhood involved shitting and vaginas

[FatJuro]

I like to lie because my girlfriend won't give it to me otherwise...

[deelizzle2]

I like to lie because having to remember all the things I've lied about keeps my brain sharp!

[YeaZon]

I LIKE TO LIE so that you put this comment on your video.......shit there I go again

[treyx0]

I like to lie because it's apposite day..

[daniellenicole131]

i like to lie because i like cookies.

[TehRandomGod]

I like to lie to save people from the horrible thoughts brewing in my fucked up random ass skull, and if I didn't lie alot more then I do baby jesus would cry alot more... COME WATCH MY CHANNEL OR I WILL GIVE U ALL SWIN FLU AIDS!

[Zack2k30]

u kick ass

[Mariobros814]

I like to lie because I dont want anyone to know about the things ive seen...

[MentalSquint1]

I like to lie because... giving someone a cleveland steamer and running away just isn't that efficient.

[alyellielover]

I like to lie because I like to lie, WHY ELSE!!!

I'm not going to tell you the truth!!!!!! unless your busy later.... sexy

[wiigamer145]

i like to lie because if i didnt i would still be a virgin and that sucks

[TheRevsDeathBat]

I Like to Lie becuase i feel i know more than other people. :)

[SnatchyToast]

i like to lie becaus eit gives me an erection, kinda like a porn version of pinoccio

[brolly022]

dear god man

WTFWJSD

[GregIsNotHere]

i like to lie because it's easier than telling the truth, always.

[CroweHatake]

I like to lie because I'm a cereal killer. @_@ I like to throw my cereal on the floor and stomp on it every morning!

[xShane1122x]

I like to lie because I'd be in jail if I didn't =D

[XLadyXSkittlesX]

I like to lie because how else would i get to see you shower every morning?

[kokone20]

i dont like to lie :D

[Chriswillissucks]

i like to lie so that whenever there is a creepy clown at a party, i can say...theres an even hotter, and younger kid over there....then run

[pigfaceddog]

I like to lie because then they'd find the bodies and I'd have to register as a Serial Killer.

[JStok3r]

i like to lie because it makes people think im interesting

[PANK13TURT49]

I like to lie because it easier then the truth

[eddie4ever6197]

I like to lie because else my girlfriend will know i'm cheating on her!

[LittleRichh]

I like to lie because you lied to me about your lie

[RandomGothicFay]

i like to lie because if i told you the truth, you would lie back to me

[spollyesther1]

I like to lie because if I told the truth, I would have to kill u and everyone within a 25 mile radius!!!!!

[amykozak3339]

I like to lie because it makes me look sane.

[KTBEverlasting]

I like to lie because people can't handle the truth

[xox945]

i like to lie because every time i do my penis grows 1 inch

[mistermigster]

I like to lie on my back and pee on my face

[SandTrapProd]

can i help? o.o

[smoshswiftshane]

i like to lie

[maxbigwood]

I dont get the first one, what does the guy being tall have anything to do with it?

[lamp7002]

I like to lie because if i didn't, people would realize that i'm actually a undercover FBI agent.

[214inthehouse]

i like to lie cause it gives me a erection.

[sebastianzozaya]

i like to lie because is funny as shit

[yellowbusrydr]

I like to lie because it makes me hard

[WalkingInTennisShoes]

I like to lie because it can get me out of anything...

[ieatthat4breakfast]

I like to lie because people are too smart to believe the truth

[purduepup]

I like to lie because it assures me that the vegetables in my closet won't threaten to kill me for being too nice yet again.

[blackskull1452]

I like to lie because admitting to shit is pointless and only gets you in trouble. Plus I kick ass at it.

[oliverboy24]

i like to lie because it gets me hot dates on the internet

[buttercow12]

i like to lie, because everyone i lie to is stupid enough to fall for my lies, honestly, i told someone i kicked my friends yorkie over the fence and it made a cat like sound.. honestly..... what noobs..

[azruneblade]

don't attend an orgi in your classroom. because you can get detention :3

[orgixvi3]

Hell yeah! 2 for 2!!! Unfortunately I've got nothing for this one... :/

[MybasementReviews]

I like to lie because the truth won't get you laid.

[actrambley21]

I like to lie because lies are made of candy and sugarplums. Diabetes fucking ROCKS!

[TheDarksEmpyrean]

I like to lie because its hard to sleep standing up ;(

[LosCadaver]

I like to lie because, nothing makes any sense anymore, anyways.

[hoosherdaddy]

i like to lie. need any real reason, or is liking to reason enough?

[megen1996]

i like to lie becaulse it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside that might be from all the booze thou ... i dont know i never stop drinking or lying

[12END12]

lol, love the dodge ball joke XP

I like to lie because it's so funny to see what people say and do when I tell them the truth XD

Keep it up ^^

[drumsroc6]

my teachers a guy i will not blackmail him for nude pics

[Boxbreak101]

"I like to lie because if i don't everyone will find out im a masterbateaholic"

[hellsfire05]

i like to lie cause it always ends in sex...like for this lie i will be rollin in the tang

[xxLaHippieLifeIs4Mex]

Go watch PBS and masturbate! lmao

[littleAE86thatcould]

I'll be honest with you. I'm a liar.

[GreenKitsuneTheOG]

"I like to lie because it makes me seem cooler than I really am."

[Lugialuver]

I like to lie cuze if i don't someone will try to kill me and then throw me in a river.

8D

it's fun!

[tinkerbell10100]

I like to lie because; then i can say that beyonce really had the best video.

[GrindcoreDeadBaby]

I like to lie because I fear the truth will give away the fact that I'm only amazing on the internet. :[

[goop312]

i like to lie to make me seem more of a man......

[DoubleDeluxe4]

I like to lie because if i dont, my catholic priest will touch me again.

[cnstrayer13]

I like to lie because it's the only way I get attention from boys...

[hamityham]

i like to lie because theres no reason to ever tell the truth.

[physchoteen]

i like to lie because KAYNE WEST EATS BABIES FOR BREAKFAST or was that bob sagget? or was that me? i dont know im too insane to know anything =D

[mooshi12344]

i like to lie because it makes girls think i DONT have AIDS

[ATVcrazzyGirl55]

i like to lie so i can say this is a funny comment and you put it in your vid

~Emily~

[TheDorkyTwilight6]

I like to lie because people are fucking stupid and will believe anything. My philosophy is People will believe anything, either because they want it to be true, or because they're afraid it's true.

[wtfthatisapwnjob1314]

I like to lie because when i tell the truth its bad and the gym teacher hits me in the face with his cock again

[FrickaFreshTV]

i lie cuz i dont want people to know i have herpes JKJK

[oxMUSiCLOV3Rxo]

I like to lie because it helps me live a honest life

[mikeycomputer]

I like to lie because I'm more of a douche than Kanye West. What? Too soon?

[PhotoFilmEffect]

I like to lie becasue then the giant gorilla in my room won't kill me

[SandTrapProd]

I like to lie because it gets me on top of your mom.... (burn)

[gameboy701]

i like to lie because then i will be in ryankreeps video.

[Rikyo421]

I am very surprised that you only have that much subscribers. It makes you wonder what this world has come too. );

[Jerry35551312]

Lol! 5*s.

[TigerOfKarlstad]

I like to lie because i dont want you to feel sad about the fact that your mother is a... ops

[EzaroWorld]

love these types of videos!

keep doing these! I'm glad I subscribed

[pbvids1]

i like to lie because than people will think i'm almost as cool as ryankreeps, and have a dick bigger than chuck norris's

[RyanKreeps]

The other way around is impossible. Just sayin.

[pbvids1]

i like to lie because than people will think i am as cool as chuck norris and have a dick bigger than ryan kreeps

[axeteen]

I like to lie because I have a huge penis

[PerishBrave]

I like to lie because actually admitting to everyone they are NOT better than me could become disastrous.

[burplec]

i like to lie because jesus told me to in Bath just before the blue men took me to the hill and stole my course work

[RanTaoSama]

i like to lie because i like the smell of creativity, and thats a lie :)

[illegalwaffles]

i like to lie so i can have practice for when my future pregenent wife says "does this dress make me look like a cow?"

[DesertEa9le]

I like to lie because jesus did it and its in the bible.

[91svampebob]

The man didn't lie, he belived it himself!

[xmas191991]

i like to lie cause i do

[sexycookie951]

i do not have implants. or else id being saying i have cilacone valleys

[TheOriginalOwnage]

I like to lie because its easier to sleep when you're not standing up.

[sillypotato9067]

i lie cuz i get laid alot

[91svampebob]

I get laid alot 'cause I lie.

[BIB16bear]

i like to lie because my freinds think that im cool so they can find out the truth so that they can rape me, do a horrible ritual and then kill me

[KevinAsksTheQuestion]

I like to lie because...there is no creativity in telling the truth telling a lie and getting away with it means you have accomplished something telling the truth is merely a lack of orginality :P

[fuzzydrummer420]

i like to lie cause somehow you always win

[holyfreakingcows]

i like to lie because this world is fucked up

..........

[clayak47]

i like to lie because it gives me blow jobs

[mariofan101]

I like to lie because its the only way I can sneek off with all this cocain I just so happern to have on my person by claiming its sugar...wanna snif?

[Grandpwner99]

I like to lie cuz the truth is boring

[SCORPION5O]

i like to lie because veryone thinks i dont lie at all, it is realy realy helpfull in life trust me =P i u were like me u could get away with murder =P well been there done that.

[georgef551]

I like to lie, because telling the truth is not creative enough to captivate an audience.

(Weak, but TRUE.)

[iVampirre]

i like to lie because it gets me into his pants ;D

naa jk.

[sexycookie951]

i like to lie because it gets you a job thanks to womens boobs. thank you boobs

[RyanKreeps]

You're only lying if they're implants.

[reborn296]

I like to lie because its the only way i can convince girls to let me piss on them.

[jakegloveslap]

i like to lie because the strongest relationships are based on how strong your lies are. all of my friends think im so cool.

[jef1991]

i like to lie that i like this YT channel

[RyanKreeps]

Diddo.

[ChasinBoppola]

i like to lie because if i don't lie about what i do at night i could be arrested for murder, theft and cruelty to explosives.

[burplec]

i like to lie when im bored of where the conversation is going.

[NoDeadBodyInMyCloset]

I like to lie because for every time I don't lie, a unicorn dies. Do you want all the unicorns to die out? I don't. So I lie. :P

[NoDeadBodyInMyCloset]

Laaaaaaame. Lol. Sorry. :D

[beccalee69]

I like to lie because sometimes it's better then the truth.

[feraligator62]

ill get laid by the cute girl with freckles since she just needs a reason

[RyanKreeps]

There's so much truth in this statement.

[feraligator62]

wow ur like the only uer im subscribed to who replys to any comments on there vid and nice ditto down and ihad a felling up lol man

[skipflippy]

i like to lie because its fun and its a habbit 4 me now and i cant stop lieing

[MUSH1415]

my penis is 2 in

[laf1024]

I had all male teachers. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are so amazingly cool.