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  • I Loved It....

  • Tax payers money well spent.

  • MP:Gets fucked up by giant spider,bleeds ketchup.

  • OKAY SON, This! is where all our tax dollars go!

  • Lol i think the only wasted tax dollars were the little toy soldiers lol whats the problem?

  • Hahaha loved it!

  • Wow its amazing;-)

  • awesome.

  • DOPE HAHA

  • Loved the special effects

  • This has "awesome" written all over it.

  • Boredom overseas

  • Man, that was hilarious, looks like you guys had some fun out there!

  • ketchup lol 

  • amazing special effects.

  • seems legit

  • Send in that A10 to fuck up a camel spider, that's the way to do it

  • I think I am more afraid of those fucking camel spiders than the taliban or whatever you want to call them over there.

  • Hmmmmm I've seen that tentacle before.

  • Sir,you go to work every day come home eat a home cooked mean watch football then sleep in a comfertable bed and your bitching that just kids get 10 mins of fun that spend the rest of their days fighting and wonder what's gonna happen next think about it

  • Our troops at their best,,,,,this is what they get paid to do. Bitches.

  • was this on syfy channel?...

  • lmao at the little toy soldier XD

  • Haha, that's pretty great

  • I still chuckled :3

  • Why is everyone freakin out on each other...the video was funny..it stops there, doesn't need to go any further...

  • Its so bad... so cheesy... and I loled so fucking hard.

  • @Dragoeth I was laughing so hard that I also started choking.

  • this was actually kinda funny

  • @davidbriseno my grandpa was a 1st lieutenant asshole

  • @bulletdodger09 and yer mother is a Major whore.

  • iv ben told that thay scream iv yet to find a vid of one screaming and chaseing people

  • @joec8992 I like your style man

  • Lol

  • theres 11Bs and wannabes! haha

  • @davidbriseno they can have all the fun they want! So what if u did ur time in nam, dont get me wrong I thank u for ur service but i'm pretty damn sure u did stupid shit like that too, my grandpa served in air force for 22 years and he said that there was times like this in every place he served. So can your bullshit and let the troops have their fun!

  • @bulletdodger09 davidbriseno is not a nam vet. He is the biggest bullshitter ever.

    Hes some fatass COD nerd that pretends to be a vet.

  • @bulletdodger09 Thats why your Grandpa didn't reach Master Sergeant.

  • Just some Soldiers trying to have fun, Please don't Hate

  • XD

  • GET TO THE CHOPPA !!!!

  • bawahahha

  • The war on terror. Typo:war on Iraqi camel spiders.

  • where did they get army men i havent even seen those here at home since i was little

  • shit when i was in Iraq i was lucky to get an hour of free time a day. and i spent it beating my meat.

  • cant believe that i watched the whole thing!!!!!!!!!

  • this is the best video i have ever seen the military make haha

  • I think this is cute! You guys deserve some play time. God bless <3

  • if you look closely, you can tell lebron travel.

  • What the fuck man, wheres the hodgie mother fuckers

  • War is hell.

  • Seems legit.

  • Yup, thats how you win a war.

  • Lol i love how at the end the giy was walking around with his pants down and ppl are look at him like theres nothin goin on xD lol

  • It's so funny wat they do in there free time u would think all they do is work

  • lol it's just some big'ol hook!

  • If you look closely, you can tell it's fake

  • @EpicSauce2011 no dip

  • @EpicSauce2011 wheres the clues?

  • @EpicSauce2011 NO its real come on man I think we knw

  • @EpicSauce2011 nahhhh.

  • @EpicSauce2011 of course its fake. dont have a sense of humor

  • Now when your returning home and have to go through customs in Kuwait, do they snatch cameras or can you hang on to em. Cause my Sgt. said that I would need to mail it back before I got to customs, and I felt like he has no idea what he's talking about.

  • omg you guys better get outta that area, that thing is going crazy!

  • errrr lol!!!

  • This is terrible acting yo

  • @EpicCowslick there trained to kill not act lol

  • Hilarious. Why don't troops make more of these videos?

  • @techiescream the song is ride of the valkryies by wagner,.

  • Fake and gay lol

  • ахаха, ебланы!!!

  • Damn, it must be boring as fuck out there at times..

  • haha epic

  • Gayyyyy!!!!

  • lol funny ending

  • why would anyone dislike this? its just troops trying to keep their sanity by doing something fun every ONCE in a while

  • @CookieManify EAT A DICK

  • Proof that boredom really can make you productive I guess?

  • i used to get attacked my camel spiders like you then i took an arrow to the knee

  • @CookieManify get the fuck out

  • @CookieManify SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • At first I was like, "This is edited bullshit" then when they actually acted it out i was like, "Oh, ha, fucking spiders..."

  • thats whats your tax money is going to

  • These troops need to realize that there are "464" dislikes. Just unbelievable! There should be no red bar! after all these are our troops!

  • @everyone who doesn't like my comment.

    You all know I'm right and thats why you are all so angry because you cant do shit about it, neither can I, I'm just saying it how it is. The US is corrupt as is all the other countries just a lil more. You people wasting your time commenting should be getting off your asses and do something instead of bowing down to the government and accepting everything the way it is, you are not powerless, enlisting in any army makes them more powerful not you. Land of

  • RIP :(

  • tickled to death!

  • i mean come on..... whoelse laughed even a luttle bit

  • seems legit...

  • That made no sense but it was awesome :D

  • This just shows, in a time of battle you can still have fun.

  • Screw grenades, let's just throw camel spiders at the enemy!

  • My taxes pay for this

  • @dailybudtoker if they didn't kill someone else would. Price of freedom, not true freedom, but much better than other countries nonetheless

  • @noseamamonputo Well that is true ignorance right there. You think you can bomb a country to freedom? War has never won anyone anything that couldn't be won otherwise. OH humans, we are the scourge of this planet.

  • Come home safe my ass, you fuckers kill thousands of humans and believe your doing the right thing?? Just cuz your doing it for your country doesnt mean its the right thing. And then you to try to justify yourselfs by saying we're doing it to protect our people or someother bullshit. Look at these dumbasses this is where billions of our dollars are being used to support the wars and pay for retards like these to "defend" our country. Hope your trucks blowup on your way home.

  • @DailyBudToker u sir suck

  • @DailyBudToker go hug a tree you fucking hippie

  • @DailyBudToker its called a job mother fucker. BECAUSE PEOPLE WHO WEREN'T BORN WITH SLIVER SPOONS IN THEIR MOUTHS NEED MONEY!!! unlike you, you wanna be hipster douche! N LAST i checked SOME OF THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS THEY KILLED WERE GONNA KILL US SO STFU! Also if you don't like it, Leave USA & go to FRANCE U FAGGOT! ....also your grammar sucks...just because you're not patriotic; dose NOT mean u have to dumb fucking cunt! GOD BLESS AMERICA DAMN IT!!!

  • @afrigginawesome So, either you have to be under 10. (Because of the allcaps and the very many exclamation marks) or just as dumb as a triggerhappy texas-boy with no bloody education whatsoever. God bless america? Hah! THe human race is the scourge of this planet. Along with US fucking A.

  • @DailyBudToker What the.. Who the fuck is the sinner who shat in your cornflakes this morning? Youre flaming your ass off over there! Man chill down, at the very least show some respect for the dangers that are represented for them, and what psykological issues they must go through. I promise you, it is much harder than sitting behind a desktop in a peaceful city in the middle of god damn America. But i agree with the billions; it should all go to space exploring.

  • @DailyBudToker if people didn't sign for the army willingly, then the US would start enforcing people to do it at the age of 18, like Russia does. that means little shits like you would have to be in their shoes, wonder how that'll feel?

  • hey it was more realistic then starship troopers from australia

  • For some reason the funniest videos come from Iraq and Afghanistan by our troops. too funny

  • @MrUzyboy They're so freakin bored over there xD

  • Woke up with one of those on my chest once. I screamed like a little girl, and ran outta the tent half naked. Hated those things.

  • Isn't even real but good none the less

  • rofl. This should be a movie. I can imagine my uncle in this video.My uncle was drafted over to Afghanistan.

  • damn you guys are creative

  • lmao boredem at its best xD come home safe guys and thats one of the funniest things i've seen all day

  • I good job loved it come home safe. Hate those haters below like if agree

  • Y'all wack as shit for that

  • DA FUUUK

  • bahaha

    

  • Man, that was realistic! I had to watch a few times to realize it was just a movie! That time when the big spider leg reach out at that guy, and the big spider leg stabbed the guy...that was awesome!

  • This is what happens to the soliders when they get bored.

  • Our tax dollars at work. HOORAH!

  • Is this real?

  • All that to kill a spider? XD

    Shit just got real

  • Ha! I get it! It's because his pants were down!

  • lol thats awesome

  • And you thought Saving Private Ryan was tragic...

  • uh fail

  • Fighting the war on boredom, stay strong boys.

  • ketchup

    

  • Hey u guys over their to kill terrorists or make these silly films????

  • Military films at their finest. Haha man much respect goes to them!

  • BA DUM TSSS

  • @davidbriseno ok why don't u try to do what we do.

  • Hahaha

  • Low budget Starship Troopers lol

  • god i didnt even know the terror that the troops went thought till now.. god bless them

  • @davidbriseno shut the fuck up these guys are over there risking theyre lives to protect your faggot ass right to sit here and talk shit as you please i think they deserve to have a laugh and relax for awhile you fuckin asshole

  • Nice to know what are military is doing in there spare time. Making stupid fucking movies. IDIOTS. Do your job.

  • @davidbriseno FUCK you, you don't know shit. Calling other people idiots when you can't even use the words "our" or "their" properly? IDIOT. Go to school.

  • @davidbriseno

    So much stupid contained in one comment.

  • @AVGN4life1 u mad that this is what the troops are doing? your just as idiotic as this platoon. Back in my day we didn't have time to release a stupid camel spider video. Think on that young woman.

  • @davidbriseno and yes in internet language i can say YOU'RE "YOUR"

  • @davidbriseno

    I love the irony of this!

    You call them idiotic when your grammar sucks ass.

  • @AVGN4life1 My grammar can suck as bad as I want it ONLINE. so i can type like this all i want.

    What are you going to say next I need to capitalize my "i".

    You put tooooo many "...." it is only supposed to be three. You forgot the apostrophe in "im" The only thing you may be good for is your COMMAS and PERIOD marks. PHAGGOT.

    umad that I just corrected you on your grammar as well????

  • @davidbriseno

    To quote my first comment.

    "So much stupid in one comment."

  • @AVGN4life1 Don't be upset because you know what these "TROOPS" are doing is completely unacceptable. You idiot. Go fix your grammar and punctuation. Then you can maybe talk online you retard. Pathetic wannabe patriot FAGGOT.

  • @davidbriseno

    Coming from the guy who said grammar on the internet didn't matter....*sigh* You truly are a fucking moron.

  • @AVGN4life1 It doesn't but since I know you'll feel better about it then go do it. The only thing you could get me on was this ONLINE grammar phaggy time bull shit. When you go and do the same thing you retard. Maybe you should join these young woman in the video.

  • @davidbriseno

    I never complained about your grammar, I just pointed out the irony of you calling me a moron when you have the linguistic skills of a fetus.

  • @davidbriseno What are they doing that is unacceptable? Since when did you become Some Officer Dickhole?

  • @armyaviationproud Did my time in NAM. Where were you at? prob in your mother.

  • @davidbriseno Fuck off. They're just having fun.

    Try being away from your friends and family for months while in fear of being killed.

  • @joec8992 Did my time in NAM young man. So take that into consideration.

  • @davidbriseno I don't know what you were doing in NAM, but when i was in Iraq I had a lot of time to fuck off

  • @Homesickfobbit Covering my partners back.

  • @davidbriseno And you continue to bitch?

    Go troll somewhere else you old piece of shit

  • @joec8992 umad?

  • @davidbriseno Coming from a 73 year old NAM vet ehh?

    Just stop. You are making a complete fool of yourself. Go back to your moms basement and play with your stuffed animals. Im sure they still believe you're a NAM vet.

  • @davidbriseno You military imposters are some of the sickest scum around. I don't know how you pop a chubby from this shit.

  • @davidbriseno

    No im not mad that the troops did this, I never even made that statement.

    You know what....you're right.

    How dare these assholes make a video, they can all go to hell for it.

    They may be risking there lives every single day, but that is no excuse for them to enjoy themselves.

    And just so you know, that was sarcasm. I don't wan't to overload your pathetic brain.

  • @davidbriseno well it isn't "your day" anymore now is it. Jackass Motards like you are the exact reason I didn't reenlist. We do stupid stuff like this to keep ourselves from going insane, so shut your freakin cock holster and enjoy the fact that there are still guys like this who are selfless enough to patrol in 100+ degree temps so AARP doesn't have to sign a military contract to keep you covered.

  • @0311cowboy Go to a WAR then talk to me. From the sound of it you did not do JACK SHIT.

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  • @davidbriseno actually, i was deployed twice with 1st Bn 8th Marines. My first deployment was with A Co 4th Platoon as a Designated Marksman, and the second I was selected for the BN Commander's Personal Security Detachment (PSD) as a close escort personal guard. I have over 250 combat patrols, and 17 detained enemy personnel to my credit. To ME, all of that amounts to jack. I apologize for being a prick, but I still believe you should be more lenient in your opinion of troop moral.

  • @davidbriseno

    I have gone to war twice. Sounds to me that you get your "wartime experience" from Call of Duty.

    The Difference between now and then, is the fact that we wear 50 plus pounds of gear more than you, in a climate that reaches 130 degrees plus.

  • @want2belooser But yet you still have time to make videos in that weather? Like I did not have my share of rain for months at a time. I was constantly keeping low, low as possible.

  • @davidbriseno

    Every war in history, you have had time to fuck off. My grandpa was in korea and vietnam, and he has told me many stories about him and his buddies just sitting around playing cards. You would know that if you were an actual vet.

  • @want2belooser just ignore that davidbriseno fucker. He is just some fatass nerd pretending to be a NAM vet

  • @joec8992

    Yea, he is a disgrace. I was looking at other videos he has commented on, and you can tell the guy was not born before the 80's

  • @davidbriseno shut up you asshole the risk their fuckg lives everyday!!! DONT BE HATIN!!!!!

  • @Mrfailzord1 they choose to, no one is forcing them.

  • @davidbriseno Hey these soldiers risk thier lives everyday to keep your dumb ass safe you go over there dickhole!!! Now stop making other good patriots like me pissed,and post stuff like this just because you have a small penis that is too small to find in your blubber!!!

  • @zombot31 How are you even a good patriot? When you are contributing to this fucked up society. Think your a patriot cause you do not let the U.S. flag touch the ground? Shut your pussy fat fucking lazy ass up. Go play with a camel spider or something.

  • very awesome I say! lol. they're so creative with the way they made this video! gotta love our troops.

  • FREAKIN HILARIOUS HAHAHA