Mastering Swedish lesson 5

[davvan125]

press 9 on your keyboard for lag! serious! (you will see what I mean :)

[davvan125]

04:18 Paul took an arrow to the knee!! :D

[sondano]

extremely useful sentences

[mrjoni54]

ball balbil för far for förbi fyr och får, för fort

[HyporiZ]

im swedish, but i dont even understand most sentences untill i hear the english translation lol

[tier88]

vill höra mer ju

[Skywalker91]

This guy said something more along the lines of... Ball BALbir för far får förbi för å får för fårt.

[Skywalker91]

Ball balbil för far for förbi fyr och får för fort. (Yay, I figured it out. It's a hard one and I'm Swedish...)

[TheZeNtiz]

Så Bra! Skönt att vara Svensk så man förstår allt!

[Indiana1337]

Far di fur di for di far do fo chicken!

What?!

[WibergDrummer]

Han är ganska duktig faktiskt.

[BakaMynXx]

I was just thinking to myself (swedish as I am)... Stumble over an arrow?!?! I thought they meant a tree since there is a tree called "pilträd" often shortened to "pil" which in English is called: Willow... Or is it just for fun maybe?! Anyways looking forward to lesson 6 now ^^

[chri95]

I think

[Anton950]

Gave me som hard laughs!

[zetiic]

The funny thing is that you don't use any of these phrases in real life :D

[RoffePop]

Ball balbil för far for förbi fyr och får för fort... HAHA

[tonicmass]

This is just a great idea for a radioshow!! And the English host is great, he makes the program worth listening to!!

[sartanko]

NO swede talks like that.......

[AltoXn]

omg im swedish and i had to lisiten to 05:52 like twenty times before i actually understood WTF he was saying

[Bakoryo]

These are actually exercises to learn Swedish and pronounciation. Those Swede's that actually complain about it apparently don't know how to do proper exercises ;)

[SuburbAllied]

ball-baal-bil för far får för-bii fiir åhh får för forrt hihihhaha-ah-ah-ah i gotta have this one again!

[emmaharborn]

I am swedish and have top grade in it but I'm so confused right now, these are the strangest sentences I've ever heard, LOL !

[shiftingeyes]

I laugh until I cry and then go back and watch them again!!!

[MrDonutNCola]

Vem använder dom där meningarna?! Dom sätter ju bara ihop en massa ord ju!

[omgnuub]

@MrDonutNCola ingen. det är ju bara gjort för att det ska låta hur galet och ologiskt som helst.

[Copyright619]

Apparently I speak Space language

[hagerstrom94]

I am swedish and at 05:52 i was like WTF

[Zakoox]

lol, we rarely use any of these words, we have many loan words from English.

[dfirevan]

now i know how magicka created their language XD

[Zakoox]

@dfirevan

Magicka's language is partly swedish and some of it are bollox madeup shit :)

[andreaaaaaas]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Even that I am a Swede, I have a difficult time hearing what they are saying in Swedish. It's not until they translate it to English that I understand it. But it soooooooo fun to listen to. :D

[tammytsuiyuenman]

Hahahahaha....................­

[MrWolderth]

This is some hard swedish words! and iam swed! I have never laughed so much in my life :D :D :D :D

[fultfejssomfan]

666 likes!!!

[dutchess2120]

Hahahaha the swedish chef....seriously i almost pissed my pants!

[svampbobochrasy]

Im swede and worst with tihs is that i understand more of the english translation than the swe-sentences... Its not even fucking swedish O_o

[Se1ander]

This is an entertaining and weird video. And in Swedish:

Hurdy Gurdy gordy the Blunderbusen, gnorf!!

[niconicolina93]

Han börjar bli riktigt bra :) vissa av dessa meningarna kan typ inte jag heller och jag är svenska:) han är faktiskt duktig....

[niconicolina93]

Han börjar verkligen bli bra på det här :) Helt ärligt, vissa av dessa meningarna har till och med jag problem med och jag är svenska :) men han är faktisk duktig....

[fultfejssomfan]

wtf? im swedish and some of these sentences are fucking new to me! :O

[hateyall]

HAHAHAH!! xD Awesome and i love these sentences xD

[worgan744]

oh gosh

[dimgwalltameiben]

the important thing on YT is to avoid waffly intros, ppl get bored and click on something else

[XxXEMOXxXish]

Jag hatar hennes röst som fan ! man fattar ju inte vad hon säger :S

nån borde slå henne :s

I hate her voice! you can't understand what she is saying !

someone should punch her -.-

[CallMeEmaxe]

Vad i helvete är detta? xD

[thelineriderproirule]

fur de fir de fur de far de fir de fur de for de fjor de chicken 6:37 haha

[POK1985]

6:15 in i klippet hahahahahahha

[Youghurt93]

He's getting pretty good ^^

[skibidido]

I love the way he says 'of course it is' in 01:41 like he was fully prepared of how absurd the line would be.

[Dhoska]

so I have watched all five lessons now... I laughed nonstop for about 50 min ^^ my cheeks hurt :(

[Kafeterian]

@Dhoska Me to hahahhaha

[Benvakt]

@Dhoska Noooooo, dont say that there is only five of them... :( This shit is so funny.

[CleanSweaper]

Everyone here who claims that they are swedish and cant hear what they are saying r retards ... -.-

[MonkeyAmongBirds]

@CleanSweaper well, nah, the girl IS kinda hard to understand sometimes. She's sorta mumbling and talking pretty fast.

[MonkeyAmongBirds]

"Ball bollbil för far for förbi fyr och får för fort" WHAT THE... FUCK? O.O

(And yes, I'm swedish)

[fryskhanne]

@MonkeyAmongBirds what does it mean?? xD its so funny

[MonkeyAmongBirds]

@fryskhanne "Cool ball car for father drove past lighthouse and sheep too fast"

Basically, nonsens xD

[fryskhanne]

@MonkeyAmongBirds whahahahahaha. When i'm in sweden i'm really gonna use those UNunefull phrasesxD. Damn nice

[Youghurt93]

@MonkeyAmongBirds So am I, and that's just gibberish

[hipkoole]

She speaks extremely fast and she is not very articulate... the other 4 are much better..

[kungenchrille]

omg whats wrong with the woman? she cant speak swedish properly :S

its like she's having a cold+lisp

[9501kagu28]

I dont understand any thing she says, even though Im swedish

[TheRabbitRush]

Tjejen sluddrar när hon pratar ungefär som om hon vore döv. Jag hör fan knappt något av vad hon säger.

The girl is stumbling when she speaks like she was deaf or something. I can barely hear anything she says.

[femtondeseptember]

She's talking too fast! This is just worthless for people who actually want to learn Swedish. And I'm saying it even though I'm Swedish myself... Slow it down!

[Jarco45]

Must admit. This is some fucked up sentences. But he still sounds danish when he try to repeat them.

These swedish lessons are fucking epical xD

[exo6desmo8]

"make a complete tit of myself" LOL!!

[Iatedave]

9:01, he even started to forget how to speak english lol

[Iatedave]

ROFLMAO

[Maxen89]

what... all ye swedes open your ears. She talks about as fast as ya normally speaks and have an little accent.

[SlaytheAngels]

the sentence at 5.50... Not even I, as a swede, can say that! HILARIOUS! Poor man!

[TrueSantiago]

It's an honor to smack your parrot on its ear with your oar \o/

[Vicce82]

her voice is fucked up,,

[SupremeLogic1]

Ball bal bil för far, for förbi fyr och får för fort =

Cool ball car for father, went by a lighthouse and sheep to fast.

[fryskhanne]

bale bolle bille för far for forby og for fer fuot xD

[rugbyanden]

5:28 is the best thing I have ever heard.

[elsajo]

W T F

And i'm swedish.

[Phobia11233]

I can hear whats shes saying clearly

[Hermoor]

7:25 I'm swedish and I don't understand wtf she is saying there. That girl is taking no pauses in between words making it almost impossible to understand what she is saying. Very funny :D

[MuziiiKProductions]

tror hon säger termometerns nål visade noll...

[psymorph184]

@MuziiiKProductions Ja, Hon säger termometerns nål visade noll

[mrkungabe]

love the "ball bad bil för far för fyr för far för fort" part, hahahaha

[lordabomity]

This isn't commonly used Swedish. But for a Swed listening to this.. I almost laughed myself to death!!

[Bubbelmarre]

nehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehneh­...it's backwords :D

[Bubbelmarre]

Hahahahaha stackars satar :D låååååååååååååååååååångt ifrån "svenska"

[Themidaceae]

Space language, hahahah xD Love his laugh! 

[Dajova]

@neggerjohn lol, just google on "slayradio mastering swedish" -.-"

[Kirremazter]

Space Language!!

[tras3000]

när man har lyssnat på alla 5 delarna så tycker ja att han bara blir bättre att uttala orden allt eftersom.

hysteriskt kul :P

[Ressenatior]

WTF is she saying?

[welterjl19]

HAHAHA i'm a filipino and i just learned few swedish words from my cousins who lived in sweden ..yes totally agree you really have to stay in sweden for you to be able to master their langauge :) tack!

[Sweetsundaay]

ball bal bil för far for förbi fyr och får för fort, bäst!

[XxtrummsoloxX]

I'm swedish and the girl who is ment too speak swedish is very bad to speak SO YOU HEAR! I do not hear at all some times :O yeah I agre she "isn't talking Swedish i'ts space language!!" X)

[gulernhagen]

@XxtrummsoloxX

You should learn to listen more carefully then, she is in fact a very skilled speaker, being able to pronounce such complex sentences correctly at that speed, without staggering.

[TheBelovedButterfly]

@gulernhagen Men varje mening är galen. När jag har strypt mitt troll, och fängslade min sill, jag tänker att slå min väns papegoja med en åra och en jaga att låta i ett skjul, därför att ingen gammal man tog med mig en dildo.

[kabbinet]

yes Lisa dosen't articulate very well

[trollnaesan]

the swedish chef on the muppets most have inspiration in lisa between 05.53 and 05.57

[dominicksblood]

hej

[SwedishTeenager]

What does the girl says? ;O I don´t understand and i´m swedish..

[ploppes]

I am a swede, and I can't fcking understand what the girl says. And like, all the things they say, we never say - never.

[livedandletdie]

I like the swedish chef reference. something... chicken.

[Warlock432]

lol , xD im swe... and this is shit lol

[Xerticle]

WOT?!?!?!

[xXBlackBrokenWingsXx]

Ahaha, these videos are so fun. Space language.. haha. xD

And I too find it very hard to hear what Lisa's saying.

[GoldenSodaXbox]

As a Swede myself, I think they picked Lisa just so she could troll the fuck out of the listeners.

This whole tape is just them throwing together complex Swedish words noone uses.

[smilyfacekilla]

@GoldenSodaXbox It's a master lesson. As in "You know everything else, time to learn the difficult shit" Wize guy.

[soul516]

Termometerns nål visade noll?

Impossible to hear.

[Ollonplopp]

Tror det vore lite lättare för han att uttala Danska faktiskt

[mongwai89]

Termomenterns nål visade noll --- niininiineeeniineee XD HAHAHAHHA

[FeverShaking92]

HAHAHAHA

[magge1997]

I can't stop friggin laughing! XD XD XD

[MrJ1234]

when fan är tjejen hon äger :D

who the fuck is the girl she owns :D

[Se1ander]

@MrJ1234

"Vem" not "When"

[MrJ1234]

@Se1ander

det var som fan blev lite svenglish där :P

[Olympen3]

Ball balbil för far for förbi fyr och får för fort! HAHAHAAHHHAHAHA! Best phrase ever ^^

[jahaduuueeh]

"WOOOT?!"

:>

[zariuz]

Then ur stupid ... i mean wtf? She's pretty clear

[SamFisherCell]

Det har var det roligaste klippet XD

[drogdlangare]

Termometerns nål visade noll.

-What?! You see the first word is just nynuneneneee, its backwards. xD

[Dannnneh]

LMAO BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

I totaly agree with deusAtheismus cuz I'm a swede and I barely heard what that girl said

fking difficult hearding smurding smort smort!

[PossessedDonutz]

Lol The swedish chef... Ja! lolol

[iChiliPeppaR]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD

OMG jag kan inte andas! xD

OMG I can't breathe! xD

[iChiliPeppaR]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

OMG jag kan inte andas ! xD

OMG I can't breathe xD

[BasseTheBass]

Tjejen kan ju inte tala ordentligt.

[MovieMakerGuy1]

05:52 :DD

[ViktorPiepenburg]

Den här killen är ganska hemskt, men det är roligt att höra honom :-) hehe^^

[XsirtX]

deet är väl inte så jävla svårt att höra vad hon säger :o

[Stanislavftw]

fan vad sämst hon är

[obsc3n3skull]

seriöst... det är as svårt att höra vad hon säger

[AllesIstVorbei]

Hahah, 06:40 is so god damn random! "chicken"

[1mguthix]

i remember wean i came to sweden from australia it was so freaking hard to learn swedish.

i get to school and everyone else talks swedish and i talk english and noone talks english at the age of 6 in sweden :(

[jungla3]

@1mguthix in sweden we start learning english at 3th grade, about 9 years old XD

[VirginChicken]

@jungla3 nio? Vad fan pratar du om? Man lär sig ju engelska innan man kan läsa!

[jungla3]

@VirginChicken (gud va alla svär åt mig hela tiden, börjar ju bli en vana nu<_<)

Jaha, smartass ja e då ^^´´

[95hama]

asso deta är så extremt ROLIGT ! FATTA ATT JAG TYP INTE KUNDE ANDAS!

[fjumse123]

hatar hennes röst och dialekt

[restojon1]

"It isn't Swedish it's space language!!!!"

[deusAtheismus]

Even I, as a swede, can't hear what she's saying.

[MatinoAdeAit]

@deusAtheismus Seriously.....

[kiikiig]

@deusAtheismus not me either! hahah

[Phelan666]

@deusAtheismus These aren't sentences in any language.

[CleanSweaper]

@deusAtheismus then your are a retard

[gummiankaa]

roflmao, even if i am swedish i know see how hard it can be to hear what we say :d

[matineesuxxx]

OH MEIN GOTT AHAHAH

[Mwwee95]

THIS IS SOOO FUNNY Han SUGER PÅ SVENSKA AHAHAHAHAHA

[mattegeniet]

ball balbil för far for förbi fyr och får för fort :D

[Ataborman]

"-Termometerns nål visade noll.

- WHAT? Thats just hnjenjenjenjenje!"

[corsachica]

I almost died laughing...can't get any better *lol*

[alltomallt]

Han suger på svenska xD

[ellenlob]

Ett troll fastnade i båten trål?

okej?

[joancarlson]

Mohr de mre de mooherh dhe mehrrer de, more please

[joancarlson]

Her deh huerr de hnserst dhe hurde hjsull ehs de nujhl heürlerer...

[Arnalion]

Yeah the sentences are ridiculous.

[fidde3851]

you never have to say that in the swedish language

[TeoTorriate]

"medhavda håvar hava hädfaktor"? xD

[mikaelanystrom]

i agree with alexanderzzzzon, lol, these sentences is hard for me to say and im pure swedish... damn... and some of the words they used - i had never heard them.

But all of these mastering swedish made me cry of laughter. Really funny!

[Rockhoe]

det känns som att han är svensk =/

[Alexanderzzzzon]

06:35 !!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[4D3PT3D]

hahahah, 7.14 är höjdpunkten.

dom hade dock kunnat skippa att ha med tjejen, ingen fattar vad hon säger ändå.

[coolesvensken]

Det bästa som finns! xD

[mtalhart]

GENIALT xD

[janehult]

hahaha even me as swedish cant say those words haha

[Howdil1]

i cant even hear what that girl says :p i live in sweden!

[AdamVikingen]

Hahahaha im laughting my ass off (if your swedish then this is so much fun)

Good work man!

[ViceroyNuteGunray]

Haha, detta är något av det roligaste jag någonsin hört!

[junestig]

HAAAHAHAAA så jääävla bra!!!

"en ball bal bil för far for förbi fyr och får för fort" xDDDDDDDDDD <333

[chachathatsmee]

HAHAHAHAHAH OMG Jag dör, min hals gör ont fö att jag har skrattat s å mycket xD

Love the guy who did this, so funny xD

[misshockeygirlnr1]

okay,i think i gotta practice my swedish!

va roligt då att man inte fattar när man själv är svensk ner till tårna:P

[themjolner87]

vad fan säger hon på 6:03??

[Zarrinkoub]

ball bollbil för far for förbi fyr och får för fort

[Eyepatch5]

@themjolner87 ball balbil för far for förbi fyr och for för fort, helst sjuk mening xD

[coolesvensken]

@Eyepatch5 Det skall vara får inte for andra gången ;)