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  • Loool, I actually fell for it up until "He is totally mad"

  • CD SCRATCHED!!!

  • This sucks, he doesnt explain sh*, its just an interview, where Lyotos phrase just keeps looping over and over again. Hes talking something about his fight with Thiago Silva, not Sokoudjou.

  • Apparently "intenso" means a whole bunch of different things in Portugese, because Machida kept saying the same phrase over and over but yet the subtitles were different.

  • Gei bashers....

    8D

  • hahahah...SO FAKE !!! im brazilian as Lyoto is...and he says in portuguese that Thiago was supposed to fight agains him (Lyoto) and he had been trainning for more than 6months...but he had some injury and because of it wont be able to fight...

  • Fake stuff. Notice the audio which is always the same !

  • Fake video... Notice that Machida's audio is always the same !

    Shitie stuff

  • geijitsu actually means "art" in Japanese...

  • omfg Machdia haters...

  • I tought all u fools said Machida was the best ever, best pound for pound and stuff. Shogun didnt give a shit about that, that guy put all of his frustation in that right hand, hahaha that was freaking awesome. Thank u Shogun for showing these fools how little they dont know about MMA.

  • @cprince305 No. More likely they got swept up in the hype. The man was stacking up quite a few uncontested Ws and the UFC weren't exactly keeping him a secret. His Karate style completely baffled so many people. Is it that hard to see why people became enamored with Lyoto? He was never unbeatable; no one is. Shogun was merely the first man to find openings in the way Machida fights to exploit. If you recall, Shogun himself was once "unbeatable."

  • @tokokuken That is true, everyone thought Shogun would wreck Griffin, but things change.

  • @cprince305 not really so thats why machida owned him in the first and in the second fight he got lucky with one strike

  • @V3NoMzZ very true. shogun wasnt winning not one aspect of the frist round in the 2nd fight AT ALL! but they just threw at the same time and shogun luckily landed.

  • @Jayoh562 lol yea it was total luck... i love it when people make excuses when their fighter gets KTFO'd. Machida wasn't doing anything substantial. Yes he went for a few take downs, which would have made it better in the judges favor but taking someone down isn't going to finish them. your poor poor retard... haha

  • @thecrazyoftheinsane Well, if he tried to work some gnp or subs atleast. But it seemed like he was way too scared of shogun's ground game.

    So he deserved to lose, he was worse at the ground and at the feet.

  • @Tezcax hahaha scared of his ground game?! you mean the ground game that griffin DOMINATED him on hahahaha wow. lyoto has way better grpound game then shogun and could take him down at will whenever he feels like it. if he wanted to he coulda won that way but he didnt want that kinda fight. your fuckin stupid haha

  • @Jayoh562 Griffin is a solid grappler and shogun was with a fucked knee into that fight.

    Lyoto was swept by shogun and was scared to stay on his half-guard after that.

  • @thecrazyoftheinsane it was you fuckin idiot! and no he didnt just go for a few takedowns he GOT the two takedowns he wanted at will,and made it look easy. but lyoto wanted to finish it and keep it standing. and he was beating shogun in the standup also dumbass. shogun got really lucky and just threw that punch at the perfect time. he wasnt even looking at machida when he threw it and was all off balanced. if they fight again machida will beat him everyone knows it.

  • @Jayoh562 haha sure. Doing nothing on the ground and nothing significant standing up other than getting knocked down really proves your dominance. hahaha you machida dick suckers are HILARIOUS. Please comment again though, its even funnier when i watch the fight and then read what you have to say hahahahaha shit this is too good.

  • @thecrazyoftheinsane ahahaha i know this is way to good! haha you fuckin idiot. machida is a way better fighter then shogun period. and would bet him again. face it shogun aint gnna last in the lhw division dumbass. he just matched up good with machida thats why they gave him that fght. he did NOTHING to earn that fight. theres noway hes gnna beat rashad and then from there his career is over,the fucker cnt even stay healthy. and theres noway he can beat the guys machida beat.

  • @Jayoh562 this is some of the funniest shit ive ever heard. Shogun made machida look ordinary in their first fight and then broke his face the second. But somehow that means machida is the better fighter...

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

    man im laughing so hard right now ive actually got tears im my eyes... your such a fucking idiot! haha

  • @thecrazyoftheinsane

    Oh god, Shogun Nut-hugger!

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  • @thecrazyoftheinsane Ay homie Shogun should have ko'd machida in the first fight if hes that better then him, but machida outscored him and pulled out the win. Shogun Won the rematch but notice he was losing on points again.... There 1 for 1 right now. If Shogun had a hard time with machida just think whats gonna happen when he fights the wrestlers at top lhws, we seen what jones did. Im betting on griffon again to pull off the win.

  • lol everything on the subtitles is nothing machida is really saying.this was the interview after the thiago fight.

  • machida is a pussy

  • i thought geijitsu was to mock machida via gay-jtsu

    but turns out it is skill in japanese?

  • @liberbringa

    ur retarted

  • it's not running, in his style, you're not supposed to take more than two steps back before pivoting

  • What the fuck man!!

    The subtitle doesn't match with the speak..

    and you fuck repeat the same part again and again hahahah

    do you even know what he is saying in this little part that you repeated?

  • Its funny because its true

  • @OGBigBurrito  yes.

  • lmao so not wanting 2 get punched in the face makes Machida gei?

  • I love Machida, but i have to admit this video is funny :P

  • mento

  • what the fuck is it?

    the subtitle is totaly wrong

  • Respect for Machida and all, a guy that can make you his bitch by using BJJ...but dude drinking your own piss is where i draw the line

  • ...and then folks, there we have it, Shogun Rua was the man that solved the puzzle. I'd say he got his ass kicked by Shogun, literaly. lol By the way fuck Karate, Go Mui-Thai...!!!

  • LMAO

  • not even well done, the person who made this does not understand his fighting style and did a horrible job making fun of it. 0 out of 5 if thats possible

  • Hey! This video is CRAP, dont disgrace Lyoto Machida okay? Lyoto's not going to learn GAYjitsu, his shotokan can fuck any GAYjitsu homosexual on this planet, anyday, hahaha!

  • You Machida nuthuggers are as humorless as you are stupid.

  • What? you love GAYjitsu?

  • Why for unrespect this machida dragon brazil power? Is lies all this! Footage of doctored is clearly! Fraud of also translations. Brazil Dragon POWERful too much for you! LOL

  • @bibihang lol thats why shogun beat him but the judges like lyotos gayjitsu so they gave him the decision anyways

  • Ya exactly. This world is turning GAY, everyone's become GAY,

  • This is some gei shit

  • He left out the part where you spend an entire lifetime dutifully studying Karate.

    You know, I've developed an in-depth two part strategy for beating Sokoudjou myself:

    Step 1: Be someone other than Sokoudjou.

    Step 2: Win.

    Kidding, but he seems to lose more often then not.

    As to Lyoto, someone will figure it out one day. I'm not sure when that will be, but it'll come. I'm tired of watching him whip people that don't get how to attack him. I want to see him in, you know, a fight.

  • @tokokuken shogun beat him but the judges liked lyotos penius so they decided to give lyoto the decision anyways

  • the translation is: thiago would fight in October with me but he got hurt and then they are more than 6 months of training and now I'm ready. He keeps repeating it every time.

  • This translation is totally wrong. Don't get this video seriously!

  • To the fucker's that are talking shit about what machida is talking, first get a translator, Machida is not talking about Shogun, but about Thiago silva and is sayng just that he is training for 6 months and thiago was goin to fight him, but was injured. this translation that appears was made by an idiot. Anyone that understand portuguese can say to you this. Sorry, my english is not the best, but i'm portuguese, so I understand exactly what machida say's

  • lol this is hilarios...faggot ass lyoto gona get kod by shogun or shogun takes it y decesion he already said hes gona b the smart fighter and not give in like all these other idiot have

  • So.....when this particular 'faggot ass' decimates your boy, are you going to revise your opinion of him? No. Of course you're not. Cheers.

  • Look at Rua's last 5 or 6 fights and you'll see he's not quite ready for this huge step up. Rua took three fulls rounds to beat the 45-yr old, gassed out version Mark Coleman for god's sake. Or maybe you were impressed by the three full rounds he needed to beat Forrest Griffin? Nah, it's gotta be his great victory over the "prime" Liddell.

    Rua was great when he was allowed to stomp and kick guys while they were down. But, that was a long time ago. This one's not even going to be close.

  • k not gonna type much anymore. just dont forget to msg me after fight so i can laugh ok? ty

  • You'd best do your laughing now, since both you and Rua won't be in a laughing mood after Saturday.

    Look closely at Rua's recent performances and compare to Machida's. Think mostly about the quality of their opponents compared to the qaulity of the Rua's and Machida's perfomances. It's not even close.

    Then think about Rua's style versus Machida's. An agressive move-forward guy with a great ground game facing a faster guy with great wheels that counters like hell. It's not even close.

  • So what happened?, did you laugh at saturday?

  • What happened is the old Rua showed-up, big time. Full credit to both guys, but mostly to Rua.

  • You did a good job analyzing how Machida fights. But he's still the best pound 4 pound to me, so i'm not going to take anything away from him. Anderson Silva is probably the only one who has a chance against Machida. And Maybe GSP if they met at Middle weight.

  • You seriously dont include Fedor in your 'has a chance against machida'? You're retarded. Fedor is p4p number one, even if not he would still destroy machida.

  • "You're retarded" WAAHHH you really hurt my feelings. Anyway, I have mad respect for Fedor, I didn't include Fedor because I can't see Fedor trying to drop down and it wouldn't make sense for Machida to gain about 30lbs thats too much. And he's not in the UFC anyway!

  • you are an idiot. if u want translate something. do it right. Mashida is talking about Thiago Silva and not about the fight.

  • Hahahah, nice looping of the audio/video track. I still don't think Shogun has a chance vs Lyoto, but I guess we'll all see soon enough at 104!

  • FAKE SUBS!!!! Nothing to do with what Lyoto is actually saying!!!!

  • Ya think so? Your pretty smart aren't ya.

  • i don't agree the end.....

  • FAKE SUB.....

    go fuck yourself geijitsu101

  • jmvacramo... ill fist fuck ur dad

  • By the way, i´m brazillian and if somebody stil thinks that what is sayng in the sub is real, please, come on!!!

  • hahaha hey motha fucka, that style you ´r calling "gei" won over all the macho men of your land..in some places it`s called strategy and THAT is what beats all the fights up, not that bunch of muscles bag with no brain you laics stand for...if wanna watch this kind of things, do the street fights, skip the martial arts...dunk ass

  • lol, when these vids first came out we all thought they were funny, even us machida fans, now the ufc fanboys are on the bandwagon and we can't joke, losers.

  • Ja ja ja. This is fake. Machida dont say that.

  • Machida didnt say this, your tryna teach a fighting style using machida's image, Lemme tell you Geijutsu fag, this shit will never work in a street fight, tyvm

  • true! he replays like 10 times the same thing.. what a dick!! I can belive ppl do this sick shit!!

  • *sighs*...i dont have to worry about skill in a street fight...ill just shank you....because theres no holds barred in a street fight so why waste your energy,just fight dirty fucking thumb eyes,rip ears who gives shit

  • Nobody will ever beat MACHIDA he is the greatest fighter of all time the light heavyweight division is in the MACHIDA era now and its unstoppable!!!!

  • mmm no really, u need a Shogun's business card..

    Shogun is gona put little ninja-ass machida to sleep..

    watch, see it..

  • umm u guys are taking this shit seriously there making fun off his "safe-tactics" but i truly believe hes a good fighter but a boring one

  • did lyoto machida just say fuck you man lol if this is real i wouldnt of ever guessd

  • The best part about these videos is, NONE of this translation really contradicts the footage, they really are that overmatched. (Although, interesting to see that Sokoudjou actually got a takedown on Machida.)

  • fake

  • wow ... Machida kicked this guys fav. fighter's ass so he talks shit on the internet ... haha

  • HanPro gave the real translation......This guy who uploaded this video is such a fag...If you don't like the way he fights then get in there and try to do it better than Tito Sokoudjou or Rashad...If not...then shut the fuck up.......pussy!!!

  • taras chokoy can beat him

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk,

    que porra de tradução é essa?!

  • you smartarse!! I thought it was real! wat a crack up! Lyoto is a legend!!

    LOL @ ''some people think all this waiting is to gay. Fuck you man!" hahahaha!!!

  • I don't understan Portugues but this guy says the same thing over and over but you "translate" it into different parts hahahaha

  • Ur a fag, lyoto machida is a legend, he has the lightheavyweight belt because of this style of fighting and he's been training it since he was 3! All you have is a bunch of retarded videos!

  • haha ur funny but he can murder u and u wont even touch him

  • hahahaha... fuckin funny! i thought it's damn real..

  • o cara q traduziu, traduziu igual o cu dele...americano é assim mesmo, sao tao bons traduzindo como lutando!Ou seja uma merda

  • here is the real translation:"O Tiago ia lutar in Outubro comigo, mais ele se machucou e entao ja sao mais de seis meses em treinamento. O Tiago ia lutar in Outubro comigo, mais ele se machucou e entao ja sao mais de seis meses em treinamento... . In English Mr. Machida is saying that Thiago Silva was going to fight him but he got hurt and now it's been six months in trainning and the same thing over again.

    I want to get a job in the UFC. I am from Brasil, I live in CA, USA.

  • whoever posted this needs to get theyre face punched in like and of the 15 other opponents, you cant defend against his style and everyone else is just mad so hahaha whos got the belt MACHIDA not any other of these faggots

  • @kayleena519 unless you are MAURICIO SHOGUN RUA

  • @awesomeo123456

    Yeah now iits like that lmao SHOGUN IS STILL A GOOD FIGTHER !!!! plus i posted this before the fight bud when he was the champ lmao But this was about Machida he still an amazing fighter before these fights he never lost a round in his ufc career till shogun !

    ALWAYS MAKE A COME BACK !!!!!

  • @kayleena519

    too bad its rua now lolol

  • @kayleena519 His style IS fucking boring though. In Judo, he would be disqualified for "non-aggression". But it's not Judo, and Rameau shouldn't have gotten reversed at the end when he ended up in half-guard.

  • @kidvaletudo hmm, i might have to take that back. Just watched bonnar v machida. That was pretty fun. But only because Bonnar doesn't give a shit, he always attacks. Other guys get stuck in trying to out wait Machida instead of accept the cat n mouse dynamic.

  • this is just a looop of him saying the same shit

  • haha ;)

  • gay jitsu????

  • BRAZILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • LMAO

  • Wow . Thanks for clearing that up. If you didn't come along and clear that up we would of all thought this was real. How may we repay you old wise one?

  • wow, gayjitsu must really hate machida... he even made a crappy fake website... and have this movie under another name... what a looser gayjitsu is... get a life gayjitsu... gaaaaaaayjiiiiitsuuuu is so pathetic... probably just an overweight hillbilly, or did they lower the standards of being overweight yet? 500 pounds is normal for you guys i guess... did i mention you should get a life?

  • Wtf, he keeps repeating the same shit over and over again, fucking fake.

  • wow hector, there's no getting something over on you.

    Brilliant!

  • im lyotos friend and the translation is all wrong,they changed everythig he said to make look like his talking about geijitsu

    LYOTO IS A SHOTOKAN BBELT FROM APAM,BELEM-PA BRASIL

  • Did Lyoto see these videos???

  • yes i showed him myself

  • Brilliant!

  • fake!!!

    he said "three months of training..." all video

  • ah really? Are you saying this is not real?!

  • damn hilarious. I thought * geijitsu*... well i guess it works. Wasnt till the end i realized it was a joke. Hilarious. As sweet as Rashaad is he shoulda studied geijitsu before he fought machida.

  • I skipped the part when lyoto say e agora eu estou preparado , now i am prepared .

  • translating : thiago would fight me on october but he got hurt , so thats more than 6 months of training the training was very intense , to days prior to the fight. I'm brazilian so i understand what he says to listen to the words as he says thiago all the time . But nice video btw , I can tell your frustration by machida's techinique , but u can deny how good he is . look at all the damage hes made to all of his opponents , including rashad evans . U cant say hes boring anymore lmao .

  • Dam this kid s attempt at making a joke sucks. U know ur joke suks when ppl that don t like machida think ur joke suks

  • His type of fighting makes much more sense to me, there is no reason to get hurt by stray elbows and random punches and get your face mashed up to entertain, he he has the right attitude he patient he lets the opponent come to him and he capitalizes and wins, I don't know that sounds like a good strategy. But maybe we just need to go back to professional wrestling and just put the show in front of real abilities.

  • fuck u lyoto isnt really saying this, he could kill u and i bet i could kick ur asws also!

  • This fag ***geijitsu101*** fails at his attempt to down grade Machida... He's the New light heavy weight champ..chump... so go play with ur sisters dolls.. pussy.. Machida whooped the shit out of Rashad.. made him look pretty damn bad, for a guy who u so call boreing..

  • This is pretty funny. It's a shame you didn't have more audio to work with, because the cutting in and out was a little annoying.

    Still, funny video. And seeing as he's now the champ after butchering Evans . . . . . what can we say? Geijitsu works.

  • lmao

  • funniest shit ever, i thought it was real

  • well u a real dumb ass

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOser

    dam i feel ur stupidity

  • FAKE!! He dont speak that is show (subtitles)...

  • LOL.

  • Interesting, this video gives a rather good explanation of Machida's now-infamous style of fighting...full of jest but no embellishment.

  • I thought the video was well-thoughtout and hilarious in a south park style ; I like Lyoto's style and I thought it was great. Funny thing though, I found this video by visiting Lyoto Machida's website. I thought it was for real until he said: "f u all"

  • FUCKING SHIT!! You are mixing his voice. In portuguese he is not telling what the subtitle is saying!!! Go and as Lyoto, he speaks engliesh...

  • duumb cun t

  • lyoto machida drinks his urine every morning he has done it since he was 1 years old lol

  • in case you guys didnt notice...he is repeating what he says throughout the whole vid.

  • It's a joke, and the consistency of staff is broken...

  • Very good comments about the Machida's performance during the fight! Thanks.

    I've made video clip about this fight by myself, so go to my channel & check it out!

  • Lyoto rules.

  • Fuckin' fake ! It's not the good translation and always the same part who's repeated...

  • no shit Einstein.

  • guys, guys,......... come on. These people tjhat make these videos are actually a huge fan of machida. I myself is a huge fan of machida. I think he is the best fighter right now, BUT THIS IS A JOKE AND I THINK ITS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER. SO yeah its a joke.

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  • Absolutely true brat!

  • Machida is going to be champ.

    He'll probably do it by emphatic knockout to prove a point to people like you.

    How "Gei" were his three knockdowns of Thiago Silva? The only KO on the entire card?

  • Well, Towelietowel, you should buy a lottery ticket. 'Cause that was quite the "emphatic knockout" he pulled off on Rashad after all. Way to call it

  • If you are calling this "gei" jitsu, what are you saying about the guys he beat? -fool! "Gei-video"= post some stupid shit like this, but would never have the balls to step in the ring yourself, especially against Machida. "Waaaah! My favorite guys get beat by Machida, so let me post some ignorant propaganda yuk yuk"!! You'd probably get your ass kicked by Fred Ettish.

  • Of course we would never step in the ring with Machida, as he is the greatest sportsman in the world. Since we too practice geijitsu, we would never get our ass kicked by Fred Ettish, as we would be too far away. (Using SVFA)

  • haha.. damn you all ova Rashads dick.. I bet you dream everynight that rashad has you penned down. Submission due to a dick choke. homo...

  • Fuckin hilarious

  • "hey fuck u man" lol??

  • LOL. Audio is on a loop. Translation should be:

    "I slice bananas and add them to my high-fiber cereal."

    "It's too bad Bristol Palin had to break up with her boyfriend after the election."

    "There are too many traffic cameras on signals nowadays."

    Or something just as accurate LOL LOL.

  • Funny ish!

  • "ele se machucou então ja são mais de seis meses de treinamento."

    he just say that over and over...

  • I'm a huge Machida fan but this is the funniest MMA video I've ever seen.

  • The translation is messed up.....

    He is talking about his training before the fight against Thiago. The audio is edited and it keeps repeating itself....

  • Wow I hope this "translation" is a joke.

  • it is...

    pay attention on how the audio is cut and repeats itself talking "Thiago would fight against me in October but he got injured so now I got more than 6 months of training"

  • Obviously this so called 'translation' is a joke.

    Pretty funny.

  • Lyoto's style of waiting for an opening and going for a dominant position thereafter is his strategy in striking as Rickson Gracie's strategy in grappling. In the documentary Choke, Rickson said several times that he waits for his opponents to make a mistake before going in for the kill. It worked every time!

  • these videos are great

  • This clip is of him saying the same thing over and over

  • No it's not. We took painstaking care in proper translation. This is approved by Master Machida, himself. It may sound the same to you because it's in another language.

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  • I'm sure a fight between two waiting "geijitsu" fighters would be really entertaining!

  • winning > entertaining

  • One more time a Brazilian fighter shows how to win a fight with knowledge!!!

  • hmmm....use gei jitsu and win, or swing for the fences and lose...

    get to do the hands in the air victory pose...or the on my back just got knocked the fuck out pose....

    have an undefeated record....or try to find another promotion fo fight in when my contract is up.....

    I'll go with gei jitsu, notice how Machida doesn't bleed, but his oppontents almost always do!

    It's called being an educated couter fighter...seems to work pretty good too!

  • yes. Now you understand. geijitsu is ultimate victory.

  • lol so funny that keeps repeating the same thing over and over again and the subtitles say a diferent thing... anyway

  • just because he uses his brain in a fight, unlike some people, doesn't mean that hi is gay...

  • machida is the best! he'll wax any lhw!