MST3K 810 Giant Spider Invasion 8/10

[belladonna4577]

omg, the noise mike makes around 0:01 - 0:02 is fucking LOL.

i lose it every single time XD.

[wildboy26mn]

love mst3k!!!! i cry laughing everytime i see 00:25

[ChaoticYak]

What if my friends don't have relatives?

[ChaoticYak]

The shroud of Debbie.

[EmmaOnATangent]

NEUTRON DANCE! YES! Pointer Sisters reference!

[applebonker141]

R.Crumb is leading them!

I wanna go pet the wounded goat!

[austrailianpirate]

The man knows his underwear....

[GoblinXXX]

"... ONE pair of "Home of the Whopper" briefs..."

[KingSnarf]

I love it whenever they bust out a Joe Namath Netted Slingshot Brief reference.

[ilewczyn]

"Nigel Tufnel's playing a guitar solo."

SOLID.

[ZomBettie]

Sorry I can only speak in sirens

[xferalisx]

why the hell would you even bother clicking the dislike button???

[Yapshire]

@xferalisx I've found that there are two kinds of people: those who are fanatical about MST and those who don't get it. There is no in between.

[jokamund]

Pork Vacuum!

[jarvisel]

Servo's not Catholic?!?!?!?!

[Screammas]

Why Mike, don't you remember when we did that fun thng together that was so fun that one time?

Oh yeah, that was FUN, wasn't it?

[AstralPixie]

Greasy guys carrying unconscious girls,

you homesick yet Mike?

"What should I be doing back here? Oh I'm sorry"

"I can't believe I let you roll on me"

"Admit it, you felt something when I rolled on you"

Hello.... Movie... Over here...

"Fellow wait a minute... let's just kill each other"

"Please if you'd all just go back to your drinking"

[Ickiesgal]

Dont know why Servo is so freaked out about seeing a clone.... doesnt he have nearly a hundred in his room or in the storage bay? lol

Strange... a robot knows his underwear... funny how in one episode he was 'sick' and had to be packed in underwear and prefered a ladies panty 3pack. Just goes to show, how versitile this show is. :D

[Phobos1313]

Joe Don Baker is responsible for all 7 dislikes.

[plasticweapon]

8:31-8:34 the superfly music is starting to lose it's steam...

[hebahabahobaheben]

9:10 "I wanna go pet the wounded goat!"

[stevelud23]

LETS JUST KILL EACH OTHER!

[Feckinpaddy29]

Walka-chicka..walka chicka

[JMChladek]

Nigel Tufnell? LOL Spinal Tap reference!!!

[oontgrad]

I like the way the SCIENCE works in this movie.

[GerunKnarlson]

My history teacher was in this movie.

He was part of the mob. :3

[ahull76]

@GerunKnarlson

Really?

[GerunKnarlson]

@ahull76

True story. He grew up around there, and was asked to be an extra in the mob scene.

He doesn't have a very visible role, but still - he's there. Screaming and shouting with the rest of them.

[padddy5]

@GerunKnarlson I hope he was the guy with the handlebar moustache.

[GerunKnarlson]

@padddy5

Normally, I would be inclined to say that it wasn't, since he is short, stout, and decidedly clean-shaven, but now that I think about it, I would not entirely rule out that possibility.........

[snipetracker]

The viewers that dislike this must either hate the Packers or they're the backwood badgers that get mocked by Mike and the bots, because there is no way one could not find this episode hilarious. Heck, the film even makes fun of itself: check out the advertisement for the polka festival at 07:21.

[SinnFein4ever]

0:37-0:41

I've never heard of any of those places.

0:52-0:56

Who's Nigel Tufftman?

7:30-7:36

Sooo....scenes of alchoholism, half-naked women, men threatening to pull down their teen-aged step-daughters "britches", take them over the knee and spank them, women hitting.on their daughter's boyfriends, husbands cheating on their wives, and bloody cow corpses = ok, but saying "Let's all go out and kill that spider!" = inapropriate for children.

Yep. Makes sense to me.



[TimelordR]

At 7:17, the very embryonic beginnings of the Tea Party movement! And once again, another movie gives science an atomic wedgie.

[mphst6]

One of the funniest things I've ever heard about a fair: "Ride the Vomit Rainbow! Swirling fans of technicolor yawn splayed across the sky!"

[mphst6]

Yo....at 3:35 - 4:10 that guy sounds totally blasted.  VaaaAAAAAAAaaannce!

[5355vbxjbj76rvn]

Just as well they made this *before* making "Tremors"

[Kongwalker]

WOOOOOO!!!!!! Packers actually won the superbowl!!!!!!!!!!

[freakofevolution]

I WANNA GO PET THE WOUNDED GOAT!!

[freakofevolution]

Man knows his underwear!

[Irkedmv]

Hey fellas, wait a minute! Let's just kill each other!

[Econniff]

"Yes, this is the sheriff"

"SORRY I CAN ONLY SPEAK IN SIREN"

[Kinemacolour]

I'm surprised they didn't go for a "CHARLEY MURPHY'S COOKING JOHNSONVILLE BRATS!!!" reference.

[AshCosgrove]

I'm not normally one to quote a video, but.

"Hopefully we'll work up enough speed to launch us into Minnesota and start a real life."

[JesusConvictScorpion]

Anybody else think that NASA guy looks vaguely like Ron Jeremy?

[CarolinaOcelot]

WWWWOOOO PACKERS!!!

[lonelysith66]

OMFG, I just discovered that Bill Rebane is still alive.

LOL XD

[Theburn77]

"Thank you, fellow has-been." haha

[CdiGanon]

PAAAAAAACKERS! WOO!

[themariobros45]

sandwiches dipped in batter and deep fried? lol

[putzthewondersloth]

"Oh, how are you gonna kill a monster like that?"

I don't know. Maybe the army has a few ideas.

[DoubleMiz]

The Packers are going to the Super Bowl this year, so parts of this movie might come true after all, LOL.

[alexiaNBC]

@DoubleMiz Well the packers won the Super Bowl three times before. They're just making fun of the fact that such a team could originate from a state like Wisconsin

[guysmiley00]

@alexiaNBC I think they're just mocking drunken idiots who riot after football games.

[DoubleMiz]

@alexiaNBC - Of course you are right, and I clearly forgot that history when I made that comment, haha. I wonder how CT and Rifftrax will party if it happens again (looks likely as I'm typing this)....

[Gigrantula58]

Old Milwaukee coming out of there.

[Casterday1]

Yea! Packers! Woohoo! Packers rule!

[Zoso881]

I wanna go pet the wounded goat!

[kyzmet123]

"Problems are hard." LMFAO!

[P4per126]

I take it this movie was the fore-father of Eight Legged Freaks, which in its own right is a spoof of this movie. The former seems completely unentertaining if it wasnt for MST3K, whereas the latter was quite funny.

[marshimaroo]

Oh God...you rolled on me!!

[edfreak9001]

...why do you collect underwear at all?

[CarolinaOcelot]

R. Crumb is leading them!

[guitarhero2211]

7:18 whats with the porno music?

[Tiggeralt]

@guitarhero2211 Because of the porn stache, of course!

[felson99]

Bill Rabane , the director of this turd of a movie, said the spider was built by a friend of his. He used a Volkswagen Beetle and fabricated the legs and body of the spider and attached them to the car. He also said it broke down allot. But the man who built it was drunk by 10a.m. So on days it broke down, they would have to wait until the following day for him to sober up to fix the spider. Possibly Rebane was drunk too when he made this turd!!

[SeoulMan]

@felson99 At least this was the least bit better than the golden piece of crap known as Monster-a-Go-Go (also featured on MST3K), granted, he abandoned the project due to lack of funds, but someone else picked it up and had him finish it, even lead towards the most ambiguous and ridiculous conclusion to any cheesy movie ever made in the history of mankind.

[felson99]

@SeoulMan You are right on Monster -a- Go-Go. See it...if not for MST3K, it's unwatchable. Rebane said he was upset MST3K was so rough on Giant Spider Invasion. He stated he was considering a "re edit" and was thinking of re-releasing this movie.I don't know what he could edit out of this movie to make it less crappy???

From start to finish it's a joke!

[guysmiley00]

@felson99 Rebane could do a John Cage thing and just release 2 hours of silence and a black screen. That'd be an improvement.

[felson99]

@guysmiley00

Bill Rabane stated in a interview he was upset by the rough treatment MST3K gave his movie. He went on to say he was considering re editing it and wanted to release it again!

What could he have done to this movie to make it better???? Possibly to have gotten all copies and burned them!!

[Yapshire]

@felson99 Editing this movie to make it better is like taking the corn and peanuts out of crap hoping to make soup. Gross, I know.

[mphst6]

@felson99 3:35 - 4:15 Rebane is blasted.

[ironychan]

Petrified Tribbles!

[madamkitty]

6:02 Am I the only one who cracked up at Pod Tom's scream?

[suichi98]

hello, movie? over here! xD

[johnnyo3535]

"I want to go pet the wounded goat"

[mphst6]

"Ride the vomit rainbow! Swirling fans of technocolor yawn splayed across the sky!"

[watda74]

7:23 Poor Helga, so wrought with grief.  She'll never feel the love and warmth of Dan's soiled, tattered backbrace ever again.

-PACKERRRRRRRRRRRS!!! YEAH, PACKERS WON!!

[lonelysith66]

@watda74 Oh, Helga's better off, she'll be okay.

[ChaoticYak]

I love Mike's engine noises as the spider moves across the screen at the beginning of this section.

Barbara Hale and Doughy Guy in The Defiant Ones.

[pytko3]

"The shroud of Debbie."

[La6Muerte66]

The science in this movie is terrible.

[MrCaerbannog]

3:08 - Umm, who's Jerry? I thought the girl was called Terry.

[spiderlime]

banana warmers? an offshoot of the trouser-snake charmers i soppose...

[JimGrim90]

Man, I actually like the spiders in this movie. If only they were in it for more than 2 minutes total...

[ninjawraith17]

Where can one find a pair of "banana warmers."

[DrWhiggs]

@ninjawraith17 A pair? You have two?

[ninjawraith17]

@DrWhiggs

Doesn't everybody?

[OzzyFan87]

Its rare that a movie gets even worse at almost the end.

[OzzyFan87]

Barbara Hale and Doughy Guy in "The Defiant One".

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Hello, hello? Movie?

Pork vacuum! I mean, sheriff!

But my friends don't have relatives!!!

PACKERS!!!

[Jorf420]

PACKERS!!! WOOOOOO!!! ;)

[ComCodex]

ACTION PHONE SCENE

[porknbeans1977]

Thanks so much for the upload; this is my favorite episode!

[freakofevolution]

Please consider my legs when cleaning your pipes! Got to get to Petsmart to buy some enormous flys! I like to show you my vasectomy scar! Pertrified Tribbles! Thank you, fellow has-been! Little buddy...Trouble...Lagoon... I can't believe I let you roll on me! I thought I felt something when I rolled on you! Sandwiches dipped in batter then deep fried... Hello movie!...movie! Let's just kill each other! PACKERS!!!! Wang Chung tonight! Ride the vomit rainbow!

[ChaoticYak]

PACKERS!!

[chompersRAWR]

"i wanna go pet the wounded goat"...baahahaha

[watda74]

@chompersRAWR

That reminds me, the Kentucky State Fair will be here in a few weeks! lol

[TheGreatYellow]

7:34 They're using their guns for the wrong thing. They should open fire on those bastards running the polka festival. Wisconsin's unbearable enough as it is without a G.D. polka festival.

[ndnsoldierboy]

We can do the neutron dance!

[ninjawhale03]

i love how quickly they accept the fact that there's a giant spider around when they told the sheriff he was like"oh ok"

[kftc88]

Dude just let them go get eaten by the spider, it'll be the chlorine in the fetid gene pool of this town.

[jambosantino]

Pork vacuum, i mean sheriff. ha ha chubbalicious.

[gspendlove]

"What if my friends don't HAVE relatives?!" LMAO!

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

Wow, Servo's got an impressive underwear collection. :D

[Howlthrug]

"Wait a minute we can't hunt. We aren't drunk enough."

[rsilkw2]

Hopefully we'll work up enough speed to launch us into Minnesota to start a REAL life

[hittitte]

Sorry I can only speak in siren

[lionelthebat]

"Pork vacuum!  I mean Sheriff!"

[moewron]

He's the urpy sheriff with the delicate constitution.

[MrAnthonyDR]

if your stomach is up to it... "id like to show you my vasectomy scar..."

[medenslupus]

Wow! This movie just DOES NOT care!

[Enigma457]

Petrified tribbles!

[sephiroth21347]

frankly i dont see why we would need any Servo at all Mike?

[ChaoticYak]

Hello? Movie? Right here! Hello?

[pretorious700]

"Impact point of the black hole"

I don't even know where to start about how ridiculous the whole premise is.

[shrews12001]

Apparently there was a much larger spider behind the one on camera that they were seeing. if thats 50 feet then I'm 13 feet tall and have a 4 foot...well.

[Tareltonlives]

That mob scene, like the spider scenes, is hilarious even without the riffing

[LiteracyLabyrinth]

Acting is appalling. They dont look like they care. "50 foot spider?" "How you gonna kill a monster like that?" "WE can shower it with neutrons" - or we could do the Neutron dance LOL

[Tom5thousand]

i wanna go pet the wounded goat!

[AL52Dragon]

Petrified Tribbles!

[MsLissy09]

TOMMY BARLET'S WATER SHOW!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

That is hilarious. Last time I was at the Dells I amost when to it.

[MidnightGrunt]

I live in Wisconsin and i've never seen it.

[M0VIES4U2]

Actually there are only 198, now 199.

[M0VIES4U2]

NOW, it's 200.

[shiftyjake]

@ Adkit2; You should really just relax.

[ChaoticYak]

We better put up snow fences!

[mslrkn1471]

ahh greasy guys carrying unconscious girls, comfortable 2 pm beer buzz, you homesick yet mike?

LOL

one of my most favorite lines ever

[ne0nLIGHTS]

I wish Servo wasn't a fictional character. That made me love him even more, lolol

[sr71ablackbird]

Jim's girl salvage . There goes the LAST shred of dignity. Deep fried cheese curds, funnel cakes, The shroud of debbie. Uh, sheriff, if your stomach can hadle it, I'd like to show you my vasectomy scar. I mean open doorway from heck. Pork Vaccum. Home of the Whopper brief ! Sandwiches dipped in batter and deep fried ? What if my friends don't have realatives ? Ride the vomit rainbow. I want to go pet the wounded goat :P

[ASL3097]

Hopefully we'll work up enough speed to launch us into Minnesota and start a real life... Haha, damn right.

[packerlandmike]

"Frankly, I don't know why we need any Servo at all, Mike." lol

[Spike674]

Well he knows his underwear, never know when that kind of knowledge will come in handy.

[ArccaToothus]

petrified tribbles... lol

[htomsirveaux42]

but there are hundreds of Servos running around the ship

[rayden120]

packers whoooooohooooo

[rayden120]

so a black hole that sends thing though it but not suck the earth inside out

[NUTCASE71733]

Yeah that's a white hole not a black hole.

[KristiChan1]

Petrified tribbles? XD Oh I love that line!

[urMOMgos2colegex]

Alan hale literally phoned in his performance.

[Atrum]

Hey wait we cant hunt, we're not drunk enough yet!

[KidChaos5150]

as Tom Servo said early. "Whoops, fell in plot hole."

[robtom69]

umm.. do they ever explain how a black hole can make giant spiders? LOL

[TheDeathclawhunter]

lol servos underwear collection

[CaptMARNEY]

"They're being led by R. Crumb!"

[Applemask]

...Hello? Movie...?

[GhostRiderBaby88]

lmao@ :2

love the rolling scene

pork vaccum? lmao

packers!!!! whoooo!!!

"i wanna go pet the wounded goat."

[Dankore]

I wanna pet the wounded goat!

[Capng123]

You know I just realized something: minus the MST-ing, this movie has a runtime of 82 minutes, so that means approximately 1/8th of this film consists of Alan Hale Jr. expositing pointless phone-based dialogue we can't even hear!

[steelpsufan]

Packers!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[araminta107]

Ride the "Vomit Rainbow"

[ShadesofScorpius]

HAHAH I love the continual Packers jokes!

Why has the Sherrif not called in aid from an actual force, nor the 'scientists' contacted any other scientific body to come in and help??? Man, these movies make my brain hurt.

[Cessnuts69]

Ahh greasy guys carrying unconcious girls. Comforitable 2 P.M. beer buzz. You homsick yet Mike? ,

[TheInnerSanctuary]

"Oh my GOD!! ...You ROLLED on me!!"

That scene always gets me into a laughing fit.

The chick in the pants suit pretty much MADE this movie.

[moewron]

@TheInnerSanctuary Yeah, with her awesome smoker's voice. I swear it's a voice just MADE to ask, "how do you want your eggs cooked, honey?"

[TheInnerSanctuary]

@moewron - Haha! "More hash browns, sugar?"

[Zoso881]

@TheInnerSanctuary Id like to have as a Instructor at a Comunity College

[lyralyon]

Tommy Bartlett ftw

[GustavoLoveless]

Cool, the spider has just 2 eyes -.-

[warftrat87]

"Packers, woooo, Packers...."

[bobbyjcridings]

Leinenkugel's!!! :)

[Damar148]

I want to pet the wounded goat.

[Lank006]

"He's the erpy sheriff with the delicate constitution."

"Pork vacuum . . . I mean, sheriff!"

"Ride the Vomit Rainbow!"