clown ministry p1

[1isaacmusic]

My god this is ...AWESOME !.

[StarTrek0871]

Can I just say, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!??! derren brown few btw

[EPIC1CROTCH]

im gonna kill myself

[o2bagooner]

GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Tabbyization]

Derren Brown sent me here <3

[biggob40]

It would be good to see them turn up in a little car an 6 of them jump out an burn that mother fucker down honk honk

[DB98000]

Da fuck?

[Chaseworld10]

Is this real life?

[extremepoker75]

That's what Hell looks like isn't it Derren Brown ;-).

[4DreamWeaver4]

What.The.heavens.above.is.this­.???



[abbzter123]

Touch them in what way?lol

[boardsenseless]

What planet do people who think like this come from?

[bobdvd]

I'm scared for life...

[summit182]

This shit can't be real

[choc113]

Why would anyone want these days to become a clown anyway? Everyone knows they are just another word for creepy as hell:(

[thelolcamel]

the video description says it all

[phileasphil]

wish I had composed the background music... top class :-)

[enter0username]

"The elderly receive you really quite well - I think that's because they already know how vulnerable they are, they're lonely and they long for touch" - That's right, prey on the weak and vulnerable who are unable to get away from you.

Also, if they ask for your help. DO NOT DO IT. - Yeah, that's good spreadin' of god's word Right There!

[andrewjspeirs]

Oh Derren, how? why? oh dear..

[4DreamWeaver4]

@andrewjspeirs ??? Is that the name of the man commentating?

[gaozhi2007]

And to think, all these years they've been saying how dangerous nursing homes are...

[mrsbrown333]

OH HELL NO

I am 60 years old and if I end up in a nursing home and a clown walks in, I will shoot it right between the eyes.

[windupkitty]

1:09 You know what a grown man who's lived a full life, fought in 2 wars, raised 5 children, has recently lost his wife of 40 years and is now trapped in a nursing home finds REALLY funny!? That's right! A Teeny Tiny umbrella!

[yomogiwitch]

@windupkitty Waaaahahaha...

[jondelepricon]

Did he really say "cluster of clowns"

[Nicholasmegalis]

Horrified. Enchanted.  All of that.

[funremember]

1:23 Permission to come?

[funremember]

Is he broadcasting from heaven?

[ELBSeattle]

Old people go to nursing homes because that is one place they know they will NOT encounter clowns.

If Jesus saw these clowns he would take them aside and say, "Seriously? You guys are really fucked up."

[foggybogger]

We recommend going to a nursing home, because that's where you will find an audience who can't get away!

[succinctsquared]

The best part is near the end, when he contradicts his entire point (give people what they need) by instructing the viewer not to fulfill any requests the elderly make. Nice work!

[zmzmkt]

As in terrified screams, or cursing at the clowns to go away.

[pnut7805]

Those clowns had better be certified in CPR, because if I were elderly and sitting peacefully in my wheelchar, a bunch of clowns jumping out at me would pretty much send me into cardiac arrest. Clowns *shudder*.

[EzraNailo]

Clowns: The grim reaper's henchmen.

Around 0:33, when they all spawn from behind those columns. I would roll my wheelchair away as fast as humanly possible.

[DeepSeaSeamus]

WHAT THE FUCK

[ChasingSatanAway]

2:11 Poor Guy! HaHa

[AuntBarbara]

I learned that it's ok to touch old people, as long as you smile!

[EvilLordZim76]

AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

I love the fact they are telling them how NOT to terrify old people. While they're dressed as clowns.

Buhuuh.

[sagn]

My God my worst fear. CLOWNS! My last sight on earth before my heart failed in terror would be a GD clown reaching out to touch me.

[albfy2k]

really old people are similar to small children in attention plan and mental capacity.

[sarcastnick]

"Here I add my own words- 'If they are in need of a touch, you touch them' "

Oh, I bet you tell that to all the boys!

[drwalpurgis]

Sick American bastards.

[joosypigeon]

Pure genius.

What a gem of unintended HORROR!

To think that in your last days, unable to move without help . . . you could be subjected to this . . . day after day . . . week after week . . . month after month . . . until you drown yourself in your bedpan just to make it end.

[fartypants22]

"if they want to be touched, touch them"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!