Bird Strikes Jet Engine

[jordaocassiano]

Birds are EVIL!

[BQZip01Guy]

Yuhmay! tastes like chicken!

[dasteufelhund]

shoot birds? Cool!

[xr8dpixel]

ok less talking more chucking stuff into the big fan

[blakshadow5]

I thought they would shoot live birds into the jet... I mean it is Ohio for crying out loud... lol

[MynameisElliott]

I like GE engines more than Rolls Royce or Pratt and Whitney engines.

[itsmewillempy]

nice blender !!

[aqwvandizel]

bird vs jet engine round 1 FIGHT!

[TheWALBALLA]

she is HOT!..

[AbdullaDXB]

try justin bieber

[AxiomAnarcho]

@AbdullaDXB that would prolly cause a nuclear winter around the world

[watzupdawg]

Throw in some volcanic soot ....

[2011dodgeviper]

and to think i hear this every night

[TheSighthound]

like to see how it would handle an ostrich

[thomasworld1]

just sayin kinda a waste of water just sayin

[EnigmaHood]

@thomasworld1 We'll make sure the plane you fly on is not tested for that. Good luck dumbfuck. :)

[awfulguitarplucker]

imagine how FAR SUPERIOR Nature is if even a SINGLE HARMLESAS BIRD weighting not more than a few pounds can fuck the hell up such a badass enormous Human-Made engine weighting hundred thousands of pounds!

[Ashmen000]

But will it blen.... oh, I guess it can.

[philipelewis1]

Angry Blades!

[dmperfection]

Did they say every conceavable situtation?? What about "Willy" forgetting to tighten the fuel lines??? What about then????

[AydenMize]

Bird:I'm here for the volunteering

Man:Good,please follow me.

Bird:So what do I gotta do?

Man:Step into this machine here.

Bird:Why is there a plane engine outside thi-

Man:FIRE!!!

Bird:OH SHIT!!!

[BLACKOUTMK2]

Holy shit. IT BLENDS!

[Rewinged]

Angry Birds sequel.

[bobbyvader]

Will it blend ? ^^

[boredoflife227]

Stupid Birds!!! i would be pissed if I'm a commercial pilot geeze....

[yaya101ize]

@boredoflife227 hahaha no

[zheng1985]

next time put a man in that engine and see what could happened

[007gatorman]

This is the GE 90-115, the largest and most powerful jet engine ever made. It produces 115,000 pounds of thrust and has been tested to 135,000 pounds of thrust. It is not air transportable, so if you are in a Boeing 777 that has to divert for engine problems, expect to wait a while. Only the massive Russian Antonov An-225 can haul one around and there is only 1 of those in the world, so it would be a long wait!

[MADdrummer971]

Damn birds!

[zheng1985]

pitty birds

[XCPOVTX1]

How bout they test it with justin beiber ad see if it works....:P

[davidmclo]

Good, I fucking hate birds. Chirpy levitating freaks.

[kingkirby117]

thats one way to de-bone a chicken

[Godallmighty008]

PETA Planes eating tasty animals

[Tha7Dude]

This is a job out of one of my dreams, so cool!

[Coreysawolf92]

instead of making planes bird proof make birds plane proof

[genenco1]

I saw they were checking to see if the engine could withstand the bird strike and hail. But how about the pilots windows??

"This is your stewardess, we seem to have lost the entire flight crew due to a big frigging hailstone which shattered the front windows and sucked them out of it. As we decend rapidly to our demise, please stow all objects below your feet, make sure the table is in the upright position and start praying for forgiveness! And thank you for flying today"

[maxxbad17]

will the engine blend

[demonsparkx]

chaos, your the new billy maybs

[THE1toLOOK4]

did they test if Santa where to fly in front of a jet?

[berndpfe]

Probably there is also an ice-ball (hail-piece simulation) run. Imagine flying through a hailstorm cloud. The engine must stand this for a certain period of time also.

[Lachman0102]

So that's how they make chicken nuggets!

[AliixWilkinsonGuitar]

How did i get from the killing of a 15ft lobster to this..

[PaulMuadiib]

Love the cutie at 0:48.

[fitnesspoint2006]

Wait they didn't test human shit...like George Bush.

[yusafzai08]

how about stone and sand?

[ReeceDogg100]

There be no bird strike here!

[MrAy2u]

What about the bird?

[ualuuanie]

Yup 1 of my buddy did the testing with dead birds on a jet engine. They mounted these dead chickens and use some kind of air cannon to fire the dead birds into the engine. The bloody engine exploded and there was an investigation. After a month a memo came down " MAKE SURE BIRD IS FULLY DEFROSTED BEFORE TESTING "

[20700723]

@ualuuanie lol

[burlone718]

They should up the ante and fire an ostrich in to it... hey, ya never know.

[ArknineYT]

What about flying space aliens?

You didn't think of that, did you?

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[BNSFFREAK747]

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[kevleisa]

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[KroMeInStInCt]

@chaosad09 Oh god, shipping costs for a jet engine.

[MADdrummer971]

@chaosad09 LOL good one!

[FSXflyer12]

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[TheGuyWithTheSniper]

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[yaya101ize]

@chaosad09 why in cap letters

[LolzxDable]

@chaosad09 I'll take 2.

[kiwininja100]

@chaosad09 i loled



[death949494]

@chaosad09 LOOOL

[mattybro88]

@chaosad09 LOL

[chaosad09]

@mattybro88 Thanks. Im glad I could make so many people laugh. :D

[EchoXxMcLovin]

@chaosad09 Haha, cracked me up(:

[joermuzik]

They use GECs (General Electric Chickens)

[Kingkong8000RBLX]

where is da bird? i r blind

[lameristotel]

They shoot Hell in it? What the heck is this?

[Jared2324]

@lameristotel hail. hahaha i hope you were being sarcastic

[ninjakid09]

his a martyr!

[danielgmdj]

water injestion testing ??

why the fuck should an engine take in 4.5 tonnes of water/min ?

i thought planes were supposed to fly in the air...

maybe this one fly's underwater :P

wow and an ultra fast blender (blends just anything ) .....

[IcyHail]

@danielgmdj clouds are fall of water

[OhNoNotMyPenis]

@danielgmdj

during rain fall its going to be sucking in all the water around it which can be alot.

[EnchantedRecords]

@danielgmdj Clouds are pretty much water

[awesomepat]

Its must be a better way to slice a bird?

[medaguy123]

That was someones thanksgiving dinner :D

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

Well, this video gave me an idea for how we could reduce air defense spending by billions.

[fukpolitics1]

they use frozen chickens and birds for testing. how can a frozen bird fly? lmao

[starliftermech4950]

@fukpolitics1 - They have to use frozen chickens, as any chicken flying at 30,000 ft. would be frozen (unless they were wearing a parka). They'd probably need an oxygen bottle, too.

I'm patiently waiting for GE to build a deer cannon.

[ambientflier]

Lol, they made a fire hose out of it...crazy.

[Rotron9573]

Petey my parakeet :(

[streetlifearre]

lol give the water to afrika...

[Sligo12191]

that does not look like a bird in the slightest bit

[jackster11997]

@Sligo12191 Its a frozen chicken in a sabbo.

[riceburnagtv]

Can we put some chemtards though this and see what happens?

[Gotheever]

Water waste

[ImNotEvenaNicePerson]

Have they tested it with a swallow carrying a coconut?

[koppelman99]

In old Soviet Russia we throw engines into birds!

[TommtheDrummer]

but will it blen. . . oh wait.

[nj4ck]

@TommtheDrummer yes son, it will.

[ShotgunRumble]

@TommtheDrummer dammmm youuuu!!!! XD right when the video ended i was like (im going to be the first to post a will it blend comment on the video)

[shaerkhan82]

its funny all this destructive tests but when it hit the pentagon the engine got vaporised how ironic

[Wilson1592]

@shaerkhan82 Okay, but none of these tests threw the engine through a concrete wall at 400 miles per hour.

[shaerkhan82]

@Wilson1592 I didnt know that 400miles/hour plus concrete will evaporate titanium, doesnt that make one of the toughest material worse than plastic

[robinspillekonto]

not a single fuck was given that day

[aaroncar]

I've been missing a chicken on my farm lately...

[coffeecuppepsi]

@sverio12345 what would a frozen chicken be doing at 36000 ft?

[DragBag2000]

@coffeecuppepsi Dont things freeze at a certain height? Like in iron man they fly up high but freeze. Not sure how high up it is but 36000 might be high enough

[IonoTheFanatics]

@DragBag2000 birds are warm blooded btw... so a living one smashing the aircraft would not be frozen for obvious reason...

and if it was dead, it would not be gliding in the air long enough to be frozen to likely collide at such altitude.

[DragBag2000]

@IonoTheFanatics Of course there won't be a dead bird that high up! Im just saying it would eventually freeze if it was up long enough.

[IonoTheFanatics]

@DragBag2000 if it was living it naturally won't though, freezing causes damage to cell structures after all not to mention that living creatures many chemical process would fail if they froze. And a dead one naturally won't be up there.

[DragBag2000]

@IonoTheFanatics Who said naturally? What if it was put up there by.....idk aliens or SOMETHING like REALLY high up for hours then it would freeze right?

[IonoTheFanatics]

@DragBag2000 if someone actually did bother to do all that, they wouldn't bother with a frozen bird... which anyone would figure out as an anomaly when the engine sensor log is checked, they might as well shoot the plane all things considered then since either way it's a dead obvious sign that it was not an accident.

[DragBag2000]

@IonoTheFanatics alright alright but what if a crazy person did it? He hijacked a plane then got a bird, frove it, then threw it into an engine?....but the plane would probably know whats going on...

[IonoTheFanatics]

@DragBag2000 slight problem in his plan, the door and emergency exit of a plane cannot possibly be opened by a human at such altitude... the pressure difference essentially ensures that it requires a superhuman strength to force the door open since the outside pressure at such high altitude compared to the cabin pressure is much lower.

[DragBag2000]

@IonoTheFanatics Then he breaks it open with a hammer or a gun or something...

[IonoTheFanatics]

@DragBag2000 the door itself obviously can't be opened with those tools, it's a pressure door go figure, he can however break the window with a gun (hammer is not likely, at least not within reasonable time anyway unless he wants to stand there banging at it for quite some time)..

only problem? the moment he breaks the window, the aircraft cabin naturally will get decompression... and guess where the air rushing out will be going through...

[DragBag2000]

@IonoTheFanatics Then he is holding onto a steel rail that wont break and drops the frozen bird to the engine and he's also suicidal.

[IonoTheFanatics]

@DragBag2000 technically he can't 'drop' anything into the engine since the plane is still cruising at several hundred miles per hour, he'd have to throw it somehow towards the engine and throw it hard enough to make sure the air current outside didn't push it off course...

and of course he'd have to make a hole big enough on the window to start with to fit the frozen item through which is easier said done given the window is not likely to break clean from a gunshot.

[DragBag2000]

@IonoTheFanatics Alright you know what? Forget it I guess i Lost you win I give up

[IonoTheFanatics]

@DragBag2000 if you really want to it's technically 'possible' to setup a situation where you can chuck one at the engine.

but it would require planning and tools which all things considered no insane person are likely capable of.

[sverio12345]

@coffeecuppepsi You´ve never heard of a frozen chicken who got lost? :)

[coffeecuppepsi]

@sverio12345 i see... or maybe it's not lost, maybe it's gone up there to defrost.. it incorrectly assumed that getting closer to the sun would do the trick.

[sverio12345]

This really worries me... Now I will think about what happens when a frozen chicken hits the engine when Im in a plane flying at 36000 ft...

[death8787]

stfu and just throw the bird in!!!!

[samthecat07]

Why then, did birds kill both engines on Capt. Sully's plane????

[JeffHallPlaysFenders]

@samthecat07 The Airbus engines ingested Canadian geese, and probably more than one per engine--way bigger than the birds used for these failure tests. Gulls and smaller birds will pass through, but not big geese.

[dbeiswenger]

@samthecat07 ummm because there were alot of fucking birds?

[67mustangreg]

I've worked in the aerospace industry for awhile. I saw a memo about a guy who got sucked into an idling jet. looked like soembody threw a 5 gallon bucket of fake blood in there....just spun him around and chopped up,. thats why theres safety cones when planes are on the ground and powered up.

[accesskb]

engine should sustain even after taking in bird carcasses right? well.. it certainly failed on that plane that went down on the Hudson river in NYC over a year ago

[Unision1]

Lovin' the golf ball.

[callumAS]

This video would be better without the American monologue.

[cptexas1]

Hopefully - you're a much better pilot by now. Or you're dead.

[SHIBAInuFilms]

0:19 That looks like girl from the brady bunch

[vkm531]

is it more or are the top two comments identical?

[AuroraBoreas]

Are all female engineers as good looking as her? Damn I picked a wrong career...

[rock3tcat]

@AuroraBoreas

Nope, the ones who go into engineering look like male-female hybrids.

[Grayfox01]

Both top comments are about killing Bieber

[GooglFascists]

They fired a whole chicken into it and completely

f*cked the engine all to hell.

(Somebody forgot to thaw the chicken first).

[xxxpaintbal]

this engine can take everything but yet a 1 speck of volcano ash will stall it WTF

[1Curmudgeon]

@xxxpaintbal

One spec is not a problem, it is multiple specs melting like glass and clogging blade cooling passages etc.

[LuckHotel]

Phew carcuses NOT live birds

[Flight322]

Faster than KFC.

[gianboy2001]

@Flight322 Means "Faster than Floyd Mayweather"

[AzAzInONE]

*-* Rolls Royce

[ak7wyf]

wtf? everyone has to say something stupid. she is hot, throw bieber in it, it blends, throw an elephant in there? wtf? instead of saying something that makes sense everyone wants to try to get a thumbs up party. and i even see racist comments about this. goddam people. not all of u but the ones that had to say stupid non sense about this. so yeah about 7/8's. youtube has turned into a stupid magnet. u cant just watch a vid without saying something totally stupid or racist. elephant?? really? ha

[rolficus]

i have alot of weeds at my house that need mulching

[WulfBand]

I wanna chuck a Frozen Turkey in it :)

Or even better how about a Frozen Osterage :)

[rolficus]

@WulfBand fuck that throw in a frozen elephant

[ak7wyf]

@rolficus why? bieber is a ferry he has wings. why in the hell would u say duhh umm throw an elephant in there? it's a test of the engine. elephant? really? when i look for stupid i will look up wulfband? haha wulf? spell it right buddy.

[bigtoyota479]

@ak7wyf Justing Bieber is a boat? No way! 

[TheArfdog]

God she's hot

[psychonaut25]

But, will it blend ?

[niiidar]

Worlds biggest blender.

[schnoiper]

wait, that isn't smoke...

[htko89]

I love how people are bitching about JB. I'm not a fan of him at all but I bet this kid makes more money than 99% of you could in your whole life.

[noonedude101]

It... Will...  Blend...

[airbusA320neo]

HEY! IS THAT MY TURKEY OVER THERE?!?!

[kamratframjandet]

It would be better if they shot the birds into a real engine instead of that fancy colored plastic one.

[waltsteel]

I actually used to conduct those tests on GE engines. Was probably one of the most interesting jobs I have ever had.

[DoctorEeam]

@waltsteel if its okay to ask, how many tests like that would you do in any given period of time? I'm guessing that most of the time was spent prepping for the test?

[jutubaeh]

still... "what goes up". . .

[aerobob427]

Assure? You meant "ensure." Hey Mr. producer, before you put someone in front of a microphone make sure they're literate.

[heathovc]

This is g0:00d. Golf ball stuck in engine.

[fadmanzano]

ANA 787 DELIVERY CELEBRATION (FULL VIDEO)

/watch?v=BFscb7lbKnk

[iMacAddiction121]

damn! i should throw my turkey thanksgiving through there instead of wrestling with my kife!!!

[counterclockwise123]

I think they should test the engine to see if it could handle sucking up a person, you could use Justin Bieber for the test.

[lazyinaz91]

Can you go into detail as to how the jet engine is still able to work in conditions such as flying through a rain storm? It is something that has always puzzled me. Does the water just turn to steam due to the immense heat and go right out the back of the turbine or what? I just want to know why it doesn't cause it to stall or reduce the performance. Please explain if you can?

Thanks

[asshatpolice]

@lazyinaz91

Because this engine has a very high bypass ratio, much of the air that passes through the N1 fan does not actually enter the rest of the engine. There is also an immense centrifugal force applied to the air molecules as they pass over the fan blades, so naturally the heavier water molecules would be pulled outwards towards the tips of the fan blades and never enter the rest of the compressor let alone the combustion and turbine sections.

[lazyinaz91]

@asshatpolice Thank you

[crazybiker420]

hahaha thats hilarious! skip to the end if you want!

[rorygherbert1990]

yeah what if the bird hits the cockpit!.... Booom

[MicahSmithTV]

press 9 for ludicrous gibs!

[footballmafia62]

Rolls-Royce does a 'frozen duck ingestion test'. And sand and ice. And a blade off test. They put explosives in a fan blade and then detonate it. The cowling has to contain the bits.

[thegoldenduck456]

Dinner anyone.

Liquid Bird??

[finthedin]

i live in the original Peebles in Scotland!! we haven't however got anything as exciting as a jet engine test site

[MultiIPwnage]

@finthedin That cause your country don't want a jet engine test site! cuase if they did you would be buying and selling assets to build flight industry, and maybe cuase tiny war becuase other people no want ur assets, then u have to protect ur asset and blah blah blah you has flight indusrt then u has need industrial industry then u can has more tiny war, then u now can has jet engein test site. :)