*UNAIRED* OZYMANDIAS TOY AD!!! 1985

[evilluigirocks]

Lol

[Retcrow]

Fake!

[xXprettyxkittyXx]

lol The Bubastis toy made me giggle lie a crazy person. XDD

[qwertyuiop12525]

0:11 DID I HEAR HIM SAY "STUPID BASTARDS"?!?!?!

[armegeddis]

@qwertyuiop12525 Super fast. :V

[SNoVa525]

wow the figure was so acurate. look how it captures the essance of homoness

[theeducatedfool]

@SNoVa525 Must investigate further...

[SNoVa525]

@theeducatedfool Hrrmm

[Sydpart2]

Awesome

[seazurerulez]

wtf

[ZemplinTemplar]

Awesome mocummercial ! :-D

[Lfdjake91]

Absolutely brilliant! Looks just the the toy commercials I remember grwing up in the '70s & '80s.

[wachmenfan101]

this was made for the movie watchmen if you watch the under the hood on the ultimet cut you see it

[RichYan33]

At least they got the costume right once.

[metaller8]

Watchmen Viral?

[AlTheRelic]

You guys would have had me going there if you did not include that modern day generic 12 inch G.I. Joe, lol !!!

[AgentTwiggy]

This is brilliant. XD

[SenatorTony]

This is funny as hell.

I just went back and found you on the wall in the movie.

Congratulations.

[Raider768]

Hahahahaha!

"Protecting Humanity from Itself!" What a thought provoking tagline for a toy. lol

[kylebeaton99]

this is annoying

[RetardRage99]

lol it's earring magic adrian

[kvn8907]

It was funny to see this on one of the TVs at Veigt's Antarctic research station.

[ZemplinTemplar]

Ahaha, brilliant parody ! :-)

[Jabels24]

0:13

Comedian reference?

[thishatandyou]

THE STUPID BASTARD ATTACK!!

[CMeVac]

No, it's not real, the SOPMOD M4 that the bad guy had in his hand wasn't available in 1985.

[Yusuke252]

Is this real? The comic came was published from 1986-87.

[RoyalKnightVII]

Shame these toys weren't made, I wonder why?

[cOrYoPhUs]

at 0:11 it sounds like he says "Stupid Bastards"

[escottish140]

Hey, just wanted to say congratulations for the win! I was able to pick out your commercial in the "Watchmen" film in the Karnak scene! And it's very deserving! This is epic!

[Rampagelil]

i love the egg and bacon smiley with the blood ketchup lol funny

[jamesgambit]

i couldnt belive it when i saw this in the movie! well done! lol

[km9OOO]

I think it goes "vehicles and action figures sold separately."

[Npowell01]

So many easter "eggs" in this.

The eggs and bacon smiley face with ketchup blood splatter.

The Ozymandias figure knocking a criminal from the top of a building. (Hmm)

Ozy deflects the bullet.

The five minutes to midnight clock on a flag in the background at 0:35.

A true fan made this. : )

[MeganPhntmGrl]

Not to mention the kid making the doll say "Mind your manners!" at a dinner table. If you think about what he says when Nite Owl first arrives at Karnak...

In other news, I would totally buy that doll.

[dearnama]

This is THE best Veit video I've seen. LOVE IT!

Have A Nice Day!

[handicappedsora]

lmao this amazing =D

[CosmoShidan]

Not bad! Very well done!

[Theonespoons]

Love that jingle: "Ozymandias, protecting humanity from itself!"

[heioo1]

LOL i can't stop laughing!!!!

[temari412]

Holyfuck, that I think I hurt myself from laughing so hard.

[timmowarner]

Awesome seeing this make it into the movie!

[RaverYusuke]

Protecting humanity from itself. xD

[itachigirl222]

omg...lol. i think they need to make the Bubastis one!

no joke, i would buy that shit in a heeart beat.lol.

[Galpsy]

Love the Comedian's smiley face in the bacon and eggs. I'm the smartest man in the world!

[hunterdan89]

fake fake FAKE!!!

[aliccolo]

No s dude.

[jvemPiRe14]

This is awesome...

[redswitch75]

Why did they change the name of Busbastis? Entirely illogical.

[rosellegreywood]

They didn't?

[billythehick]

was that Lance M Donovan?

[TylerCharlesFisher]

Lance M Donovan is the world's smartest man?

"Sh'yeah, it's pretty cool."

[gabman6]

I SAW THIS!! I thought it was Robot Chicken!

[richardhutnik]

Cute.  Now need to find V for Vacation with the Watchmen babies!

[Xyzzyka]

When you go to see the movie, keep an eye on the monitor wall - it's on the right-hand side of the screen, about the middle I think.

The rest of the screens contain another Veidt commercial I think, Marvin the Martian, that 1984 Macintosh commercial, Simply Irresistible, and some other stuff I'll have to see the movie a few more times to remember. Heh.

[RollandB]

I saw that too, the Robert Palmer video was Addicted to Love i think. This is the only contest commercial I saw in the movie though.

[Jeffiroth]

This seems more like a parody than an actual legitimate commercial.

Doesn't make it any less awesome.

[gallifrey1212]

omg this is so ozymandius material XD HE WOULD APPROVE :D

[HRVDNT]

Bubastis almost looks like a rabbit here.

[JoeNostalgiaReturns]

Dude this is just so good!!! SO GOOD!

Protecting society from itself = WIN

Bubastis biting at a terrorist's balls = WIN

Breakfast Smiley with Catsup stain = WIN

"Smartest Man in the world" PR = WIN

Bullet deflecting = WIN

"Mind your manners!" = WIN

[whaleofashrimp]

ozymandus protecting humanity FROM IT'S SELF!!!" i loled

[chernob0i]

I. lol'd. so. hard.

[GMRDUI]

I liked it a lot... It has less flash than the other winner of the toy ad, but that's better in it's own way... :)

[vories10]

reminds me of "Alabama Man" from south park

[Rucker1980]

I loved that commercial.

"I thought I told you to shut up bitch!!"

[MonkeyChowStudios]

Just saying, your Ozymandias figurine is using the costume from the graphic novel, his suit is entirely different in the film. He (Veidt) created the toy line to make profit off of his own image, so they may not use this exact commercial in the film. I hope they send you an email asking for your address and then ship you a figure modeled after the film version, then ask you to recreate this. It's really good and I hope it wins but the fact that it uses the old costume may lessen your chances.

[TREEGOBLIN]

Awesome!! I like how Dave Gibbons is said to be the director.

Great attention to detail! ^w^

[RatmanProductions]

This is one animated version of Bubastis interacting with the kid from being absolutely perfect.

[yohei72]

Scary good.

[kurtlockwood]

a little better lighting this wouldn't have been bad at all

[cultpop0217]

"protecting humanity from itself!"

perfection

[AlbertMondback]

Lawl.

[ZeroCorpse]

Should be in the movie. It's exactly like the toy ads from the 80s. Note perfect.

[sartorizach]

ahhhm the smartest man in the world! lol love this.

[KiljanArslan]

Actually preety good.

[leeemo]

Dude, Zack Snyder needs to make a trailer like this.

[gobleugirl]

Fab.

Protecting humanity from itself. Nice.

I <3 Bubastis.

[justverydifferent]

BUBASTIS! *reowl*

[morbidchid]

"Ozy deflects the bullet!"

Best line in the ad!

[TDXsfw]

haha, that theme song is excellent

[winasaurusrex]

Every single time I see this video, I crack up laughing. Every single time.

[SchroNyah]

It's the little things that get me in this video. Like "Protecting society...FROM ITSELF!"

[HRVDNT]

Mind your manners.

[escottish140]

That is just AWESOME!  It's so corny that it's FANTASTIC!

[SomeBlokeLol]

Bubastis is epic in this commercial.

[skull4aface]

that was awesome

[vonmatrices]

the singsong "protecting humanity from itself" is genius!

[whoregay]

now THAT was fucking BAD ASS. I hope this one wins. Good luck.

[MrOiManDudeGuy]

Bubastis? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Franocho69]

Hahaha fucking mad!

[SpadeHand]

Ozymandiaaas! Protecting humanity FROM ITSEEEELF!

[stafax]

HA HA HAH AHAHA HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

[symes007]

lmfao

[Psykiro]

Awsome :)

[matt8766654321]

LOL

you're a god

[jmrwacko]

Haha nice

[Watcherofthewatchmen]

LOL Perfect! ^_^

[phoneboy1234]

lol love 0:22

[UateMYkid]

Yes, Veidt killed many people hoping that all of the world's nation would form together to stop a future attack from aliens, thus ending the nuclear cold war with the U.S. and Russia

[ClaireVF94]

Man, you got the whole 80's/90's feel perfect. Even that announcer voice is great. I laugh my ass off at "Ozymandias, protecting humanity from ITSELF!"

Just Great. Good work man.

[ClaireVF94]

OMG, dude this was hilarious. Good work.

[CainLongshot]

lol

[stanleefanatic]

I'm pretty sure they dressed up a Ken doll to make him look like Ozymandias.

[tehblckdeth]

***WATCHMEN SPOILER***

It'd be nice if that little kid knew what Ozzy did in the book, he killed a lot of the population of the world because he was apparentley saving the world!?!?!?!

[ult1m8jonathan]

it's ozzy-man-die-yas

[angeltosome]

Ozzy-man-de-us

[winasaurusrex]

"Protecting humanity from itself" hahaha! Brilliant!

[Lightmoon]

Oh god, this is hilarious.

[darknipple]

Bubastis bit that terrorist right on the sack. and the eggs and bacon made the Watchmen smiley.

[JonathanRave]

The "protecting humanity from itself' part makes me laugh every time

[Annaleebie]

Awesome, the egg face had a slash across one eye.

[Richardtheincredible]

You said Ozymandias' name wrong.

[HarryPotter713]

They said it wrong the first time, but then the rest of the times it was correct. At least that's how I think the pronunciation is, but the first one could be correct instead.

[Richardtheincredible]

oz-i-man-dias

[Kelekona]

Yeah but the inconsistency of the pronounciation makes it funnier and cheesier. Just like an old toy ad!

[asonofleemarvin]

i'm assuming you put this into that competition they had for ads to be shown for the movie's 80s veidt ads. This was a great ad! lovin the bubastis figure lol

[Psychonaut117]

LoL, the eggs were shot by the deflected bullet.

[mastersword217]

maybe it would have been better if he caught the bullet.... still awesome though :P

[torpcomics]

oh oh oh oh i saw the doomsday clock!

very very clever...

[HarryPotter713]

haha i saw that too! with the breakfast, right?

[FreckilyFacedFreak]

Yeah, on the purple flag in the background at the end. =D

Very clever indeed. I'm glad this one was one of the winners.

[mastersword217]

lolz i totally remember this part from the graphic novel!

[Xyzzyka]

This is hilarious. And now I want eggs and bacon.

[moosewarriorguy]

"Protecting humanity from itself!"

awesome

[LG1337]

ROFL!

"Mind your manners..."

[krishva]

Oh my god, I LOVE this.

[Tylwyn]

Thank you for pronouncing it like my English teacher taught us to.

[jamesgambit]

rofl protecting humanaty frm itself haha good theme tune

[Badergader]

I say Ozzie-man-dee-us

[dergeier117]

Well done!

[MadzSpaz]

"Mind your manners!"..rorschachs pawned!..lol

cant wait 4 the movie..

[DirectorToby]

lol , awesome

[FUNKMastrGeneral]

"Protecting humanity from itself!"

Brilliant.

[johnsmythe99]

i always pronounced it "ozz-man-dius".

:S

[SeraphsWitness]

Anyone know the correct pronunciation of "Ozymandias"? Because that doesn't sound right.

[nonamesam]

ozzy-man-dee-iss

[speedsurfer123]

OMFG, Yo Timtoon-Can u imagine how much that would worth be today?

[KAFreshwater]

Love the breakfast smiley, complete w/ the ketchup splat.  Well done

[Dibrini]

Do the asian servants come with the figure as well?

[ZeroCorpse]

Protecting humanity from itself.

Cool.

[brabon]

this has gotta be added to at least the dvd...its brilliant

[TheKillerCliche]

he fights crime with...BUBASTIS!!!

[OzymandiasD]

Holy shit thats awesome

[gothguy100]

hahahahahahah lol i love half of this stuff its perfect

[0Mirror1Mirror0]

Amazing.

Fucking hilarious.

[1ring2rule3pigs]

And remember......

"I'M the smartest man in the World!"

[brodalco]

This HAS to be in the movie. Oh my god. I lol'd so hard.

[DaedalusJr]

The best part is the ketchup blotch on the breakfast smiley face.

[kpenguin2x3]

Lol. I didn't notice that before. Nice catch.

[llweill]

I love that kid!

[VALENTINEproductions]

I like the low quality video tape feel. It works. I feel like i was watching an action figure commercial from the 80's

[jonathankorman]

"Mind your manners!" Perfect!

[timmowarner]

Congratulations!

[randombeing123]

im confused. why is this video all blurry and horrible quality. that surely cant be featured in the film...

[kpenguin2x3]

Well, it does feel dated, which is one of the qualities they were looking for.

[ForLEMONS]

wtf?

[IMBSproductionz]

Defiantly felt like something inside Watchmen.

"Protecting Humanity from Itself" haha great job.

[oancitizen]

Spot on. Wonderful work!

[ReiNocturna]

This was absolutely brilliant.

[Deadman6990]

I always thought that the y in Ozymandias was silent. OzYmandias just sounds stupid. It should be OZmandias.

Great work though.

[thepetecom]

Dude, this is *just* like toy commercials from the 1980s--If it doesn't end up in the movie I'm not sure why not. Anyone who was alive in the 80s remembers toy ads that made truly boring toys look totally rock n' roll kick ass.

[shebeastie]

Are people's lives really so empty that the get enjoyment out of scouring the internet and insulting other's work?

Great job you guys!

[Npowell01]

It's the human condition. And few people permit themselves to an understanding it.

Blake does.

He understands perfecly.

"He just doesn't care."

[TakkToys]

We up dated our video. have a look and tell me if you like what we added!

[P4NR0B0T]

lol this is great! :D

[stonecoldjuneau]

Hahaha this was awesome, worked just the right way.

[TakkToys]

That was a good video, I liked the narration. Me and my friend made a toy commercial too you should check it out and tell me what you think.

[johnybgood1987]

it was a very original and awesome concept...good thing you came up with it all by yourself and didnt just rip off somebody else's idea huh?

[kwz3]

The concepts kicks ass, but it's not that well played. First of all, by giving away hints on the story, like "mind your manners" or the bullet repelling. And he didn't think of himself as "the smartest man in the world". Finally, bubastis sucks.

But like I said the idea is brilliant. And it works well with the "Cancel the action figure, the reason is Ozymandias has no enemies".

[scronide]

Brilliant!

[bensucka]

this is a fucking terrible video

blow me

[timtoon]

You're in your mid 30s and are trolling YouTube? You sound like a real winner.

[chocobo2099]

#1 You should just get Ben to blow you and return the favor

#2 Your band sucks

#3 I bet even money you were born out of wedlock

[eaglio2345]

this sucked so hard. you should just kill yourself for unleashing this on the world

[timtoon]

Is that you, Gramma?

[misterbeefy]

what plugin did you use to get that VHS quality?

[timtoon]

No plugins -- I actually ran it through an old 2-head VCR, messed with the tracking and gave it a good shake while it recorded. Then I copied it back to DV after a *significant* loss in quality!

[angelmicfrommexico]

hahahaha the song man the soong!! hahaha nice job!

[Sasso]

Awesome. Too bad they could never use this in the upcominng movie.

[Siskita1]

How come? Just because it looks "retro"? I'm sure someone can find a way to sneak it into the movie. Or Tim can re-do it so the quality doesn't look like it went through the VHS 18 times.

[Sasso]

No, because Veidt is wearing the wrong costume. They changed his suit considerably in the upcoming film.

To whoever gave me a thumbs down: Fuck you.