Coolest scene from Dogma

[Bjtafoya7]

"and one to grow on!!" that cracks me up every time



[spareaxe]

wow....these scenes are horrible, the movie sucked too.

[gusty01]

" 'I do believe in this...' What does that even mean?" haha

[fosterkid117]

You're so lucky.

[ajvankan]

DON'T RUN!!

[BigBrownGiant]

Mattt Dahmaaaan!!

[CeruleanFox]

whenever I sneeze I look around the room to see who will say god bless you. usually no one does, and I think it's a shame that person wouldn't get this reference

[roamerxxx]

BUT I DO BELIEVE IN THIS!!!!!!!!

[DarkAngelChicke]

YOU are an innocent. Good for you!

[Cookster5]

Finks! Finks! All of you!

[Jotun2279]

He didn't rape his own son, He pimp'd him out to Mr. Barker.

[redreaper2020]

Loki and Bartleby need to have a discussion with wall street.

[Squadillah]

17 people DON'T believe in THIS!

[TableKMusicVideos]

This is the second coolest scene. The coolest is when he Bob says "No ticket."

[Iroh624]

6:15 AND ONE TO GROW ON!!!.....HAHA

[msglimmertwin52]

alanis morrisette is God. lol..

[MoneyR8]

DONT RUN DONT RUN!!

[2deathblade2]

Lol walks out the door before murdering them all."Pfft, voodoo..."

[weirdboy92]

how many of you want to know what the hell mr wetlen did that is so bad



[Deathstrom1850]

@weirdboy92 raped his son

[Deanna2me]

@weirdboy92 does it give it away and he is your son you sick f*** ... he raped him... but i understand your curiosity ;)

[Escafreya]

This makes OWS look like the oscars.

[mitchnesbitt]

17 voodoos disliked this video.

[Indabaz]

youre so lucky...

[peterroen]

crappiest scene, where is jay and silent bob when we need them..

[RepulsiveInfestation]

I don't care where I am, store, work, mall or going for a walk. If I hear someone sneeze I say bless you. I don't say God bless you, because some people don't believe. But I want to cover my bases, on the off chance that Loki is lurking to gun me down, if I forget to say "Bless you."

So, "Bless you all"

And I can't believe you forgot the magazine!

[miltosapozante]

i guess sephiroth2711 doesnt like it when movies try to provoke critical thinking..because that would require a brain.Dogma and EVERY form of art that takes itself seriously goes beyond entertaining value...if you cant interpret a piece of art stop blaming it and anyone who asks something you cant answer...

[WickedDealer]

16 people forgot the Mooby Magazine.

[iiRyuzaki]

@WickedDealer 17 people

[KingAdonisDNA]

@sephiroth2711 Yeah but it has so many things that promote and demote christianity and religion in general in the movie, where it could just stay neutral. So it's pretty fucking confusing.

[naruhinamakeslife]

@KingAdonisDNA its just supposed to be however you make it.

[CENTAURSARATOGA]

What this scene is really about ....is the degenerate Corporate Filth that took over a Great Americans' dream for children (Disney) and turned it into an extension of the squalor of Wall st & the Major Bankers who gang raped the American people with the same result....Tragedy and emotional bankruptcy !

[KingAdonisDNA]

I'm so confused as to wether this is meant to promote or demote christianity.

[cerealkiller1124]

@KingAdonisDNA I doubt the movie needs to do either. Christianity's record of bigotry and intolerance does more to show its true colors than a satirical film ever will.

[KingAdonisDNA]

@cerealkiller1124 To you and me perhaps, but not to it's legions of ignorant followers.

[ROASPOK]

God Bless You

[Raven67891]

16 people didn't say god bless you

[Wolf4Babygirl]

Mooby the Golden Calf=Mickey Mouse

[ZTM420]

16 people tried to run!!!

[mrman3810]

wow mooby the place that will play an important role in clerks 2

[mydickmilk]

BUT YOU DIDNT SAY GOD BLESS YOU WHEN I SNEEZED HAHAHA XD CLASSIC

[whitakerevan1214]

you're so lucky

[dagooseisback26]

best scene from a spectacular film

[Wolfsbane909]

Now that's an audit! Way to go Angels!!

[kairaw16]

"Your so lucky " lol

[signaturehelper]

I don't believe in voodoo

BUT I DO BELIEVE IN THIS

*Shoots everyone except the lady*

[Smokeyandthehoodlum]

i wish there was a louder video of this scene but good upload none the less

[SuperGeorgian]

but you didnt say god bless you when i sneezed xD

[disyaboiryan313]

You lead a good life. GOOD FOR YOU.

[ashbekind]

There isn't a decent human being amongst you. You know what makes a human being decent? Fear. And there lies the problem. None of you of anything to fear. - incredible line :)

[jacksawild]

@ashbekind You realise that Loki has his priorities twisted after long exile on Earth, right? The real answer is love. You really need a good understanding of how the stories of the Bible came about to understand this film.

[ashbekind]

@jacksawild Hmm, I didn't take that into consideration. I should take that back then. Haha.

*picking up bible, start reading it*

[jacksawild]

@ashbekind DON'T DO IT!!! LOL

[jizzl3cr3w]

eleven-year-old-BOY!!! LMFAO

[PUCKEREDSTARFISHMAN]

I had a real good laugh hearing him shout "Don't Run! Don't Run" as if he expected they were just going to sit there and willingly take it...! too funny!

[PUCKEREDSTARFISHMAN]

and then offers the lady a stick of gum

[nibargerswife51482]

omg i just realized that mooby is the clerks 2 resaturant lol

[Water4Jeremiah]

@nibargerswife51482 wow you are right.

[jacksawild]

@nibargerswife51482 Yeh.. and he's the Golden Calf from Exodus. They're lucky he didn't grind it into dust and force them to eat it.

[AEgamesFtw]

Is it only me that matt damon and mark wahlberg remind me of each other?

[GrapeDrinkk]

are oriental rugs really that expensive?

[LordNth]

1:57 "Bless you"

[bigworm5153]

Mr.Barker.... flew to Thailand on the company's account to have sex with an

11 year old.......Boy.

[Eqvaliser]

Last part in this scene Reminds me of "they live" from 1988..

I am here to chew gum and kick ass, and im all out of gum!

next... mudering spree ;)

[shinji0507]

I think this scene is one of my favorite

[meganAnn4201]

i didnt realize they represented the 7 deadly sins!! ir makes since...just another reason wy i love this movie

[shaindaman13]

@meganAnn4201 Possibly. But i don't think the 7 deadly sins are biblical. Alot of people just assume it's from the 10 commandments but it's actually a man made list. Kind've like the bible itself now that I think of it.

[AndRod29]

I think those board members are supposed to represent the seven deadly sins.

[JamesWVanFleet]

@AndRod29 In what way? None of the board members commit sins of gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy, or pride. All the sins here are either of lust or greed or betrayal (not one of the 7 deadly sins). And there are eight members in total.

[AndRod29]

@JamesWVanFleet Well one of the eight is exempt from the sins. I don't know man I was half asleep when I wrote that comment.

[BornOfRoyalBlood]

You know what would really make this the "coolest scene" from Dogma? If Ben Affleck wasn't in it...

[Randomize12345666]

"DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN!!! "

[Nanotech92]

"But you didnt say 'god bless you,' when I sneazed?"

[nonaes]

"dont run! dont run! pigs! pigs! all of u! pigs!"

[rocker4u123]

I love how he offers the gum.

[GFSKONSTART]

Very thoughtful!

[o2theh]

At 6:41 Holy crap that gun is bigger than him!

[dkseaverns1]

@o2theh Godamn Hand Cannon!

[kingofcharisma]

What's a video cassette?

[wherokee178]

"You didn't say god bless you when you sneezed."

"You're getting off light."

O.O

I will always say god bless you now XD

[1moe7]

you didn't say god bless you when i sneezed!

[originalthis]

I ment "you're HIS FATHER" implying he's his son!

[originalthis]

Bloodshotbuddah-he fucked his son! He says " HE'S your son, you sick fuck!"

[Xerock]

Love the Willow reference. "Pigs. All of you, Pigs!"

[Bloodshotbuddah]

"Your his father, you sick fuck"

I wonder who he fucked....my money says it was his sister.

[diegoreds]

Matt... (wish he did this as Jason Borne) "Don't run, Face me, Face me!" "and one to Grow on." He Could of Gone Crazy in Greenzone.... on Greg K.

[theoozaruking]

thats so NOT the sound of a desert eagle.

[markybeardmore]

i wonder what ben said?

[neweradojo]

It was a b-movie, but it had a triple A status.

[theelusiveone]

GREAT scene in the movie!

[katieo9239]

"But you didn't say 'God bless you' when I sneezed!" Now, now, Loki. Temper, temper.

[DCTheGuitarist]

"But I do believe in this" always kills me that and the "Don't run” “PIGS, PIGS ALL OF YOU”

[mazrimtaim10]

I think this is the movie and specifically the scene that endeared me to Matt Damon.

[kensei85]

I can't believe you forgot the magazine!

[SuperMarvelgirl]

"You're his father, you sick fuck"

[grealchk]

Dogma is the most AWSEME and FUNNY film EVER !!!! ZOMG

[MasterCritical]

Anybody plan on going to Run's house?

[Indabaz]

@MasterCritical Who's house?

[MasterCritical]

@Indabaz Skip ahead to the Bus shooting scene. Which was also kinda cool.

[Indabaz]

@MasterCritical i know, my comment was from that. "who's house? Run's house."

[HisDivineShadow245]

@MasterCritical Whose house?

[MasterCritical]

@HisDivineShadow245 Run's House.

[RepulsiveInfestation]

@MasterCritical who's house?

[xkennerson1]

Good for you!!!(thumbs up)

[bonitaojou1994]

LOKI!! lol

[rad4life1]

and one to grow on! lol

[ALEXTASY123]

But i do believe in this POW PIWWW  gum?

[jakeriding53]

i don't beleive in voodoo... i do belive in this though

FINKS< FINKS ALL OF YOU FINKS

[jakeriding53]

SURVEY SAYS...

[iHowler]

LOL! Gum?

[inception4ever]

FAKES! ALL OF YA FAKES!! MATT DAMON IS CLASSIC IN THIS SCENE. & ITS ESPECIALLY FUNNY WHEN AFFLECK IS READING THE MAGAZINE ALL CALM & SAYS "BUT I DO BELVIE IN THIS WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"

[ORACLE063]

I find it funny that they claim the Metatron is an angel when he is in fact human..... in this scene they show that persons name... Enoch. Never noticed that before

[CrimesonWitcher]

@ORACLE063 I though he was the first human to be made into an angel?

[whaowman]

Gum?

[TheBrecon]

an 11.....year...old....boy!!

[N00Bie92]

i liked the part where he shot everyone.

[Nightlylioness]

lmao

[elhazo19]

i dont beieve in voodo :L

[pet3rgriffin]

lol i love when Loki starts dancing and walking towards the president guy.

[thedudescotty]

YOUR SO LUCKY!



[zygas25]

so what did the preisident do anyway that was so evil? i couldnt hear the whisper

[pet3rgriffin]

@zygas25 something about his own son but it doesn't say.

[sjgiants12]

"gum"

[lovelyDAYlovely]

"Don't run!!! DON'T RUN!!!!"

[DarkHokLotus]

the best scene from dogma is when him and loki were in the parking lot.

[StJude482]

@DarkHokLotus yes it is

[LoyalNODZealot]

@StJude482 Naaahh.. best scene is whenever Loki is on. Fuckin' love the scene in the bus.. the gun shop.. the nun with the airport.. this and of course the parking lot. =)

[0thatdudewill0]

kevin smith movies are underrated.

[Selana]

to buy an oriental rug

[Madamemystery7]

I love the biblical refrence of Enoch. :D Kevin Smith, you kick ass

[ChanceCorax]

"It's you .... sneeze" ROFL

[Ben1977820]

You forgot Moogy Magazine....DAMN IT...

Cant believe you forgot the magazine....

You on the other hand...are an innocent...you lead a good life...good for you...

[xxaboldnewtaste]

"flew to thailand on a company jet to have sex with an, 11, year, old, ...BOY!!"

"You're his father you sick fuck."

"ha c'mon i dont believe in voodoo" Affleck and Damon had great roles in this movie

[EvilAngel1621]

LOKI WENT TRIGGER HAPPY

[argent2020]

This movie is weird. The part I found funny was when demon shit came out of the toilet.

[jaydunn79]

"you're gettin off light"!

[johnathankumberland]

BUT YOU DIDNT SAY GODBLESS YOU WHEN I SNEEZED! LMAOAhahahhaa

[lendial]

lolz the only innocent was the lady.

[CastrixDefiant]

"did i forget anything?"

"you forgot mooby magazine"

"dammit" lol

[TheSukhberSingh]

I fucking love this movie!!!

[vargasthebeast]

you're so lucky

[tylerdude1982]

I know it's twisted, but Damon's line "You're his father, you sick fuck." kills me everytime. His delivery was perfect.

[PaleBunnySkinForLife]

@tylerdude1982  Agreed hahahahaaaa

[starcraftbw1998]

@tylerdude1982 I've never seen this movie but your comment made me laugh my ass off at that line.

[karn33333]

this isn't the coolest scene don't get me wrong I love this scene but the one where he says "if I had a dick I would go get laid so lets do the next best thing, lets kill people... oh not you!" thats the coolest scene. you can't be anal retentive if you don't have an anus.

[Indefatigable4]

They're awesome. Damon and Affleck forevah (not to mention Mr. Smith).

[animechic420]

don't run, don't run!!!!

[bigmikef5]

@animechic420 AND ONE TO GROW ON!!!!

[misto92]

I can't believe you forgot the magazine!

[CloudedVoid189]

Pfft.

This scene is perfect.

[mhaze210]

its funny that some people diss Matt Damon (ONLY for the hilarious Team America when saying "MATTTTT DAMOOON" ) and Ben Affleck (cause he has been in some cheesy bad movies).

But...they fail to aknowledge work like this, and plenty of their other GREAT films.

**on a diff note-- while at a screening of Clerks, he was talking to audience and while someone sneezed...he paused mid-convo to say "bless you"...and it reminded me of this SOOO MUCH. i usually ALWAYS say it, but didnt wana interupt him*

[amillionminutes]

@mhaze210 People hate Ben Affleck because he can't emote.

[lukaspukas1]

@amillionminutes He gets a bad rap because he chooses shit roles.

[deanimate]

@mhaze210

I never really understand why Damon gets knocked so much. I think he does a great job in most of the films he's in. Like this one which is bloody awesome! :D

[MizuSheppy]

Mouhahahaha !

Vraiment excellent comme scène ! J'ai jamais autant rigolé ! xD

[THEBeautyofebony]

Matt damon is so dramatic and so is Ben aflek.

[NewHorrorfield]

I thought the movie was 'meh'....but this scene was hilarious & brilliant!!

[esrapk]

i love Mattt ttttttttttttttt

[SirenaDeMuerta]

LMFAO! 4:00 "You on the other hand...are an innocent. You lead a good life. *Thumbs up* Good for you" FUCKING EPIC! That was some funny shit.

[olgreg3]

"But I do believe in this, AND ONE TO GROW ONE!!!"

[ChrisGunner]

"You're so lucky!"

[dupemaster77]

Just to let everyone in on this little fact, when Loki sneezes and looks around he's waiting for someone to say 'bless you'.

[6Mr6Crowley6]

Fun fact: the "I do believe in this" line is taken from The Last Temptation of Christ, one of Kevin Smith's favorite films.

[NativeIce]

Don't Run! Don't Run! Finks! Finks! All of You Finks! LMAO

[lolfriggy4ever]

"But i do believe in this"

[genmas2er]

I wonder what the boss did thats bad

[10kreider]

Well when loki says your his father you sick f--k it's a good guess that he molested his child or something just as bad to him.

[JunoShades]

"All lines...are currently down."

Funniest line ever.

[Psychonaut316]

I love how no-one even noticed the two of them sitting there. As if they would not notice Matt Damon and Ben Affleck just chillin' in the boardroom when they all sat down.

I love this movie :D

[Bigbangproductions4u]

"YOUR SO LUCKY!!!"

[sneezewhistle]

Clip from Dogma, or sneak preview of The Bourne Moobremacy? You decide.