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  • This guy is really annoying to listen to

  • Ur hilarious lmao

  • its not heavy metal its power metal but it sounds like fun so i just payed for sacred 2 Fallen Angel and blood and ice or what ever its called

  • The hit detection is horrible on this game i can swing at a guy 10 times and ill miss every single one and die every single time

  • @shooter19pro Not the hit-detection its because your Attack value is low. Put points in Dexerity it will help your Attack rate go up which is basically the % of hitting or being hit by something. If you have played runescape then its like that. You miss a few hits and you hit a few hits. Its not COD. You actually have to level up skills to get better. No offense intended but your probably a low level and you just need to level up your character and skills a little bit more. Hope this helped :)

  • @gotokill2 O alright ill definitely go back to playing it and do what u just said to see if worked and its okay im not going to lie a am new to this game so i dont kno to much about it at all but thanks for helping out i appreciate it :)

  • @shooter19pro It's not the hit detection. You have a % chance to hit enemies based on your attack value. If you open the "overview" menu and look at the last enemies you killed it'll show your chance to hit them and their chance to hit you (which is based on your defence value).

  • Looks like an awesome game. Gettin it tomorrow.

    BTW I lol'd at the tuna fish thing :)

  • I made an inquisitor on this game, first thing I did was summon this huge demon boss with my god power - before i realised that it goes agro after 45 secs or something and kills you 0_0

  • i whish you could play this in first person, that would be cool.

  • great cRPG series!

  • Epic Game-

    Wait, Diablo III its coming :W

  • this game looks pretty awesome but if it had a more immense story line id jizz my pants

  • One question can you be a mage or assassin type class? and is it worth it

  • It's a fucking action rpg, that is the genre for games like this and torchlight, diablo etc etc.

  • lol nice preview, however your part on the map thing, would have been better to understand if you actually showed us how long it took you to explore a certain part of the map (since every map can be the same size on the screen, but the actual in game distance can differ very much)

    And yes, this is a really...REALLY big game, also you forgot to mention the numerous in game jokes thrown all around. I once found a tomb stone in a dungeon which said something about bill gates being rich

    ~Jkun~

  • You sound like Michael Swaim... which is not a bad thing.

  • your dryads name is Drizz'l? As in Drizz'l from 8 bit theater?

  • when i first played this game, i was like "wow... this game is freaking dumb." but when i got to know the game, i started to like it. now i have almost beat the game but i got bored of it and never finished it, might start playing again though

  • "God I hope it's not a women..." xD

    Actually, I think that MIGHT be an Inquisitor, or used to be, anyways. That's my guess.

  • holy testicles tuesday lets go to chill faheta night lolz

  • i can't find it anywhere anymore, now i'm downloading it :p 

    it's like 14 Gb at 300 kbps :(

  • ummm... you can change their gender... right...? >.<

  • If anyone wants to play with me on the 360 add my gamertag : MyNameIsThorson

    Please if you are under the age of 14 do not add me because I just get frustrated because of your squeaky voices(13 or under)

  • hahaha holy testical tuesdays

  • holy testical tuesdays

  • Beefy tits AND MY MONEYS WORTH!?!? I'm sold!

  • IDIOT

  • this game looks wank

  • Well he did drugs as a kid.....

  • WTF this doesn,t look any where near as good as Sacred 1.

    I,m yet to find anything better than Divine Divinity.

  • NERD

  • Hey! Where's the review you promised?! I am still weaiting for it to see if I want to buy the game! Ha ha!!!! :)

  • Fantastic on PC - sorry console gamers!!! :)

  • @HardWarUK lol its very good on the console too

  • @Footballar09 I'll take your word for it, but most console gamers seems to diss it more than PC gamers do! :)

  • Lol Best review evarrr! Don't listen to the haters. Those of us with a full brain understood what you were trying to say: "It's a big game and I'm having fun with it- try it!" No need to explain the intricacies of the magic system or the mesmerizing stories. It's fun and that's all that matters.

  • is that the closet u can be to ur character?

  • Hahah!!! Excellent sense of humor and a kickass (+ interesting) review :) Props to u sir

  • a lot bugs ,  story suxs.. i mean story line really suxs, boring.. really. (not the video but the game itself) 2 days and then uninstalled it

  • "Sacred 2 deliveres all that shit! .....minus the stink."

  • LOL funniest "preview" ever nice work dude!

  • MAN UHF IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!

  • i have this game for computer and no one plays online

  • Great review, and best game on the 360.

  • can you.. zoom in? You may have said but idk..

  • lol wtf nice video

  • can someone tel me why cant i upage my sacrd 2? have 2.0.2 v

  • Can 2 humans play in the same console?

  • @Kaede5

    yep, player 2 just presses start and they choose one of their characters to drop in with you :-)

    Play it with my sis all the time on xbox 360.

  • Excellent first impressions - will happily wait for the review!

  • Some funny bits, but you're trying to hard.

  • Nice cat @ 4:00 

  • This game resembles Champions: RTA, but does it play like it?

  • nice preview man :) was not sure before now I'm buying it ^^

  • is this game still good???

  • Storyline? What storyline, it's a pure go and kill the bad guy type of game, no deep storyline.

  • if people are really pissed off about the texture problems and everything you should just get it for pc, i have yet to have a problem

  • ummm.... wow... O_O 

  • No offense, but that review was truly terrible. So much swearing, barely any info.

    All you did is swear a lot and click a bunch a bunch of things without even explaining them. Instead you just blabbered and swore some more. Stop the profanities, explain stuff and your review would be great.

  • Some parts of the voice over were a bit cringy, but some bits like 3:14 made me lol so hard. You're almost there...

  • AWESOME REVIEW LOL

  • haha funny and informative good job.

    subscribed.

  • 3:10 heheheheheheeheheheheeh

  • id be tempted to buy this if it wasnt so cutesy....half the reason i liked games like this (BG, NWN, DAO etc etc) is because its dark, fucked up, gorey (to a level) and you found yourself killing your way through dark dungeons and burning blood stained towns n shit, but this....just looks too tame...sane issue i had with fable II

  • damn i enjoyd it:D good job man

  • PS3 and Xbox sucks PC all the way!!!

    This game is 100 % better to the PC!

    PC. PC. PC. PC. PC 4 LIFE!!

  • balduroblivigaga would have been a better name but they already had sacred 1 so they had to keep it... to bad

  • Love this game

  • Oh, and he shoots lazers too :3 /pew pew

  • I think your cat wanted some of your tuna sandwhich

  • i pee'd my pants in kindergarden

  • nice bro,good review and i like your humor funny as fuck.I just picked this up yesterday and your right the first thing i thought when i started the games was "holy shit this maps huge"

  • LAWL could not stop laughing. Anywhoo'z its about time a simular game to Titan quest and Diablo finally came out. Looking forward to trying this game out for PC.

  • Funny preview.... beefy tits... hee hee. This game (which now rules my very life) reminds me of Two Worlds. Almost identical.

  • Now can you use your single player guy to play online or is it like two worlds were you have to make a new guy just to play online co,op or pvp

  • this game is NOT like diablo... i like diablo, not sacred 2... some places are bugged, ever tried to do the quest Lich? the dungeons completly blacked out.... cant move, have to save/exit... alot of the stuff is broke....

  • @had24get lol nice to see someone else who isn't this games biggest fan, I thought the game looked dated aside from the nice envirnments, the development of the animations was rather lazy. There is a lot of cool stuff about this game like the scale and the awesome blind guardian tunes but at the same time it's a bit buggy.

    Great review though dude, very enjoyable.

  • ive played both too human and kufcod PLUS this and this is definantly the best out of all of them message me if you wanna play my username is my gamertag

  • fucking hilarious video

  • lol rofl lmao...u is fukin funny :)

  • is sacred2 fallen angel a single game or an exantion?

  • open that shit up =)

  • LOL at the Baldurs Gate+Oblivion baby name

    i used to love Sacred 1 on pc im a bit dissapointed how S2 turned out.its not that bad but not as good

  • Getin it on ps3(best)

  • i have it on pc, 360, and ps3 there is no difference i prefer the pc version more.

  • @NorthHuffman Good job Consoles sucks!!!

  • im installing it now

  • Gotta.. Hit... Subscribe.. Gotta.. Hit.. Must.. Do.. It.. NOW!! Ur freaking awesome dude!

  • This game is no where near fun unless you LOVE grinding up levels by fighting numerous hordes of monsters. It's debatable if it even has a story line to it. I wish I would have went with Demon Souls or Dragon Age :(

  • Well i think that this game is AWESOME. Boss fights are great, the world is beautiful and the physx is best i have ever seen. I like that it plays like diablo and that it contains set item searching....Some quests are fun to do some are bad, but i like the ambiance in the game so much that i dont care.Well i could go on and on..... I love this game very much and id give it 9/10. Thats my opinion off course.

  • @nectokid its funny because the press reviewers all gave this game a spot on the top 10 worse games of the year but the actual ratings done by the gamers is like ridiculous high ive seen some sites where the press review from ign and gamespot and shit is like 6.5 while user rating is in the 9s lol. makes me laugh at how newb most game review sites are and biased they are "OH THIS ISNT A FPS with UNREAL ENGINE GRAPHICS FAIL!"

  • @feeblemind u know thats exactly why i didnt get this game till now , i was looking for a new RPG for years and everytime i check this i see the sites rating im like nah ,

    then i read the opinions of the people who really played it and now im getting it.

  • @nectokid  play RISEN much better.. but need a monster machine to run it.

  • Is this game challenging enough? For example, I found Borderlands to be too easy ( i know its a diff kind of game) but i just wanted to know if you can start out from th ebeginning at a higher difficulty level , or if it DOEs get hard, i.e. you feel somewhat meaningful in your upgrading/loot picking.

  • You sound like Napoleon dynamite.

    Good preview.

  • I don't know if I want to buy it or not. D:

  • ok so, the world would be a better place i u did every review ever.. nuff said

  • Can I have a friend play with me on co-op, or is the co-op only for Xbox Live?

  • Rly enjoyable review x) i'll send my Tag when i got the game :p I can't find it anywhere :'(

  • slasherjpc Good job once again! ;)

  • great review for a great game.

    be warned though, this game will take your life over.

  • nice preview of the game. I'm gonna rent the game and it looks awesome.

  • this game is so big that renting it, is really gonna be a waste of time, lol

  • Yeah, definitely a buy.

  • Didnt make me laugh, but thank you for an awesome preview...

  • open that shit up!!!! haah

  • your close to being a funny guy

  • Beefy what?

  • please to a review of this

  • big and buggy

    but the damned game is very good regardless just wish it wasnt as buggy

    bugs have ruined many good games... i speak of the windows version of the game, getting it to work on win7 64 bit isnt very easy and it still remains a bit unstable.

    would i recommend this game to everyone - no... but thats more about punishing developers then saying the game sucks....

    ascaron <- think thats the name of the dev team went under and patches dont seem to be comming anytime soon to fix the bugs

  • hahaha you need to do more reviews for game. " how strong is ur pimp hand". i guess i might pick it up tomorrow. lol great review 5/5

  • this was a great preview

  • i stopped this game because this game is so damn big and it never came an end of it but still a good game

  • my pimp hand is extra strong

  • hahahahaha testical tuesday

  • this game doesnt seem all that massive its just as big a world as oblivion/morrowind/2 worlds... and so on its cool tho but you exaggerate

  • morrowind was 10 square miles

    oblivion was 15 square miles

    sacred 2 is 22 square miles minus expansion

  • Is this game like Champions of Norrath?

  • rofl the guy talking on this review made me laugh , was great review ,

  • Obli* what? * gaga?

  • aw i hate his voice.. good game though

  • Question: Can you move the camera toward your character whenever you wish? Or, will it just stay way above?

  • love your megeman two intro

  • HAEIDUEHAUIODH cool commentaries, man... LOL

  • it has those cool and fun old games with alot more fun in them XD

  • I wish this game had more character creation, like actually choosing class and race with more options. Also, I wish they wouldn't say something every time they killed a certain type of monster. I love this game though, its pretty epic has a good graphics, sound, and a big world. Really nice review.

  • this game is cool and alot of fun! i love those little gnome people XD i love them XD and yeah i go around and read all the tombstones jsut for the fun of it XD

  • To use the sword must smash the button repeatiently just like Champions rta?

  • No just hold the atttack button down.

  • Realy cool and funny commentary dude!!

  • Can the cam be brought in closer? would hate to play with the cam over head

  • Yes, it can.

  • lol wheres the review then slasher!

  • This game is great! I just seen Blind Guardian in concert, and didn't even get a t-shirt... : (

  • baldur - oblivi - gaga?! XD lol

    All shit and more minus stink ^^

    Funny

  • this guy is awesome, i find him really funny

  • lol i was reading tombstones and they started telling me to stop reading them lol "Oh look! Another adventurer wqants to be the first to read all the tombstones!" and " Here lies the Dryad who wanted her player to get on with it." geniouses man

  • I think this is a great game so any of you gays who dony like it stop watching vids about. A bit of advice if you are just starting the best class is shadow warrior because he is the strongest and does most damage, he is also hard to kill when it asks you light or shadow pick light that is probably the best setup

  • funny preview (beefy tits) but is this game good enough for the full price? (£40 over here) ive seen reviews complain about constant loading times and bad graphics but i am a fan of this genre so do you recomend it?

  • hey slasher is this game worth the money ? i want to get it

  • If your into this genre then yes... definetly.

  • well i do like the rpg kind of diablo sort of game soo i guess ill pick it it up. Thanks for the advice

  • Man who shit in your mouth?...because thats all I hear coming out of it. Idiot.

  • @VegetableBasket OWNED!

  • Just to show the map is huge i have played about 8 hours and only uncovered 4.3% of it

  • ur awsome!

  • Nice funny preview. good job

  • noob fuck

  • lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • nice vid hope to see the review soon and more funny JOKES

  • anyone wanna buy a 3 star staff for lvl 30s message me if you want and make an offer tv7494

  • 1.30m lol resident evil 4 anyone?

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  • great game

  • this guy is so funny and very good game....(still can't stop laughing at his jokes) lol

  • DeeJayDeNaLi1: you are a fucking moron. That being said, you cant compare a RPG to a FPS! and besides COD4 isnt the best game ever...in fact it sucks. glitch riddled piece of shit to be accurate

  • dude its a RPG combat game... moron have u ever played a RPG? its a totaly different style to FPS

  • cod ''6'' is gonna be just the same as cod4... a piece of crap

  • 3:40 KITTY!!!

  • If BG and Oblivion had a baby? Now I want to play this. Ofcourse it will have to wait after Dragon Age Origins. >___>

  • hey dude you are a good reviewer, and funny too... xD

  • i think hes trying to be funny but if he was standing in front of 100 hot women talking the way he does - they'd all walk away fassssst - CORN BALL !!!!

  • love your review~

  • Holy testicle Tuesday lmfao XD

  • balduroblivigaga!!!!!!lol how fucking random!!!!

  • thanks for the review, game trailers said it was shit so i needed a second opinion, gona pick it up next week probley.

  • looks awesome

  • best review ever.

  • you should make more videos this one was funny i think.. make them of this game though

  • lets go u and me on the ps3 pvp me lvl 108 lol............nice game review to bad u dont have the game in the ps3 we would have own all the other player well w/e keep ip the good work

  • nice review or whatever lol

  • Did you do any drugs as a kid LOL

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  • Is the gameplay like WoW runescape mmorpg styleee?

  • its alot faster than that especialy later in the game.

  • in some ways. its not an mmorpg game and its not click to run, but its the same camare settings and is based alot around looting and killing sickass monsters.

  • Yeah I meant like you don't spam square to fight you just choose your enemy then your character goes and fights then you choose a combat art or whatever?

  • No, it's not gay.

  • Lol, I know what you mean.

  • how does the 2 player coop online work? does the host only complete the quest?