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  • 4:19 EDITED FOR SYNDICATION (?)

    THIS CAR DESCRIPTION IS A CLASSIC LMAO!!!!!

    5:15 LMAO!!! THE WHOLE SEGMENT

    5:57 LMAO!!!! 6:14 LMAO

  • after every comment, fact, & suggestion cliff goes "with your money, of which you have none!"

  • 0:33-2:00 >>>> lmao especially Clair's rant!

  • N go discover America

  • Oh my god. When he said "I look in the rear view mirror, and what ever I run over, there's twelve of them." Very funny.

  • It would've been funny if after Clair's rant, Denise went, "Cool." and ran off with the money LMAO. Of course she didn't in tv world, but in real-life a lot of teens would've did just that.

  • @SnotRockets55 Then once the money is gone where is the 17 year old gonna go?

  • I love Cliff stories.

  • Claire put Denise in her place.

  • It's not really Denise's money. Her parents gave her the money. She doesn't have a job. She shouldn't be so disrespectful. Her parents are truly good parents, you don't see that too much these days.

  • The "Clair look" that starts at 0:44 is so perfected by Ms Rashad that i need to make a mask of that so when I have kids, I will put it on and let them see what "Chiiild...!" look like!

  • @BrandisLee That's was one of the reasons why she got the part. Because of those eyes. Denise, yeah it may had been her monery, her account, and in her name, true enough, but she was still their child. She still could not get vehicle without her parents permission. They weren't being hard, they were trying to teach her responsibility. Bracelet? Water Bed? Dead Fish? lol

  • LOL

    i pushed down on the gas and the car said 'what?'

  • And shes sittin' there blamin' me DAADDDYYY!!! His face is priceless.

    

  • two people have no sense of humor

  • Claire looks so scary when she's lecturing Denise.

  • Damn Vanessa Grew Up Fast, This Is Just The Second Season !

  • I don't think I can find the keys to the car!

    ..Well I don't think I can find the money!

    LOL

  • sometimes i think clair is one of those parents who make it hard for their kids to express their true feelings

  • @keleic , I don't think she minds the kids expressing there views or opinions. she is just not fond of how they do it. Denise could have made her feelings known with out blowing her top and being disrespectfull.

    Parent or Not, no one likes being disrespected or talked to in that way.

  • Clair: You better remember that young lady

    Clair: Because if you ever take this attitude with us again.

    Clair: you can go take whatever is in that bank account and go discover America.

  • denise would have all the money she needs standing on a corner

  • Why does anyone in this family EVER try and fuck with Claire? lol...

  • I remember this episode chiefly for Claire's smackdown of Denise. Finally, a TV parent acting like a parent.

  • She wasn't thinking when she said it, and because she got so upset when they said they would not give her the permission to take the money out, she didn't stop to think that it didn't mean they wouldn't help her get her car. And she didn't stop to think about the responsibilities that comes with having a car like they pointed out here. What made her think they were gonna let her blow ALL of her money on a car, that comes with other payments to take care of it as well? Didn't blame Clair lol.

  • I pissed my pants watching cliff explain what the car did !! XD

  • This has got to be my fav episode or comedy segment. I wonder how much of Cliff's car description was scripted. I personally think it was all what Bill Cosby threw in because you cant script material that funny in my opinion.

    Love how Claire straightens out Denise. I have done that to my kids and my parents did it to me.

    That Look! Look out!

  • @retrofann1 . a lot of the early episodes the jokes and things Bill Cosby did came off his comedy records he did when he did his comedy shows in his early days. back in the 60's and 70's.

  • Denise is partly right it is her money. BUT Claire made a good point to , most kids don't think about what they are doing they forget most parents have been there done that and know from experience what is Right and Wrong. Denise is just jumping into something with out thinking about it. there is more to then Just buying a car.

  • @Astraldragon1 Um, I know it's just a show, but last time I checked, Denise never had a job. That $1600 she had was probably just saved up allowance, so it's probably actually her parent's money.

  • @mpope409 I can't see her always putting her allowance in there. But remember when the show first started, she was like what, 15? She probably also made money doing babysitting jobs, and other things that kids can make money from.

  • @ChicagoTyme So true.

  • @Astraldragon1 Yep. I guess that's what happens when you want something so badly.

  • @juan5557903 That was her way of saying If u ever talk to us again you can pack your shit and get out my house

  • My second favorite episode.

  • i'm pretty sure i had this exact same conversation with my parents... i wanted to spend my 1400 dollars and they of course knew better and reminded me it would cost a lot more just to maintain and insure and gas it up. haha. i feel ya denise!!!

  • "And you think I'm lying to you. The car said 'What!'"

  • Love the way he shakes his head at 5:20...

  • denise*okay I guess I didn't think about those things* cliff*well see you mentioned america little ways back there,and thats what america is all about I guess uhh to own a car and have no money at all and uhh just drive around bill's are paid left and right and you just say well hey i'am in america

  • I KNEW Denise was gonna get it wen she snapped on Denise. I luv the way Clair fixed her lol.

  • The car said "Oh! You want to go backwards?!"

  • What is Denise wearing?

  • the same nonsense she always wears

    shes just a nut anyway

  • LOL ROFL @ Clair's face @0:45 she looks like "this child has really lost her doggone on mind" lol

  • 1. Clair always owns people

    2. That car is the biggest sex toy??

  • Ew that look that Clair gave Denise at about 1:10. I KNOW that look. Lol, my Mom gave it to me sometimes, and boy I felt like a puppy with my tail tucked between my legs. LOL

  • Denise: Dad, if you just loan me the money, I swear I'll pay it back

    Cliff: You already owe us $472,000.

  • You think I'm lying...the car said..what? hahahahahaha

  • Denise: I got my license!! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

    Cliff: That's your child.

    lmao

  • I always loved how Cliff put things into perspective. Too funny

  • I wish there were more moms like Claire. I wish I WOULD talk to my mama like that. She would have snatched my ass up. lol

  • @shaa0411 Mines too. Some of today's kids need moms like Claire Especially rich kids who are spoiled

  • I love Claire response from 1:05 to 1:45 GR8

  • Clare let her have IT... love lisa bonet

  • I am sooo fucking tired of people thinking that all black parents are rude.... especially mothers. I HATE THAT STEREOTYPE.

    Claire did a good job though.

  • @keishaloveschelsea Thank u

  • ooh my parents would have been so mad at me if i yelled and talked back like she did

  • 7:28 love cosbys look lolol

  • LOL at 6:06 when Cliff said '' I pressed down on the gas, and the car said 'What?' " HAHAHA! Funny!

  • she meant tht denise was being her normal hasty self and tht the reason why denise didnt really think the car situation through was bcuz she knew tht if she messed up her parents would be there to bail her out..also she felt denise was being disrespectful around 0:35-0:45 so thts y clair sed the next time u use tht tone ur goin to take watever is in tht bank account and discover america..meaning tht denise could move out of the house

  • cool. thanks for the explaination.

  • yup..no probz

  • i don't know if you've seen it or not but there's this "bad game" commercial from gamefly and i almost died laughing! you have to see it.

  • no i dnt think i have..but ill be sure to look out for it

  • THATS A BLACK MOTHER FOR U

  • the best mom in the history of television...Claire Huxtable.

  • I loved how rudy got the hammer out like it appeared outta thin air, and the look on her face when she did it - 8:34. Funny.

  • Cliff and Clair are my favorite couple / parents to ever play on tv

  • i dont get it when he says, "thats your job". can someone care to explain?

  • He said, "That's your child." Parents often do that if a kid acts up, semi-blaming the other for the kid acting like that.

  • oh ok, thanks for clarifying that

  • The Greatest thing about Bill Cosby (+ Mrs. Huxtable=my mom) is that he reminds me of my dad, how I want to be as a dad, and how every father should be for his kid.

    Not a stupid oaf like television today. No wonder kids have no role models, cause they have no Cosby's

  • 5:20 - 5:29

    LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOO!

    i kept repeating that part

    his face is jus hilarious LOL!

  • "of your money, of which you have none in the bank." LOL! Cliff has got to be the funniest character in the history of TV.

  • "The car said, 'What?'"

    I LOL'D SO HARD

  • oooowweee lay some knowledge on her clair

    ooo child, clair reminds of my mom, especially when she curls/bites her lips when she get mad.

    Mom also looks just like her just a few shades lighter.

  • I love the part where Cliff describes when he tried to start the car, hilarious!

  • Clair wears the pants in the family.lol

  • In many ways, the ''Discover America" speech was the breakthrough moment of TCS- the sitcom that gave us parents being PARENTS (i.e. disciplinarians) to the kids instead of their friends- and it was what American audiences were waiting for- putting mouthy, precocious children in line at long last, just like in real life. Wonderful!!

  • I started watching the Cosby Show from like season 4 or 5 so I never saw these eps before today. Now I know why America and the world fell in love with the Huxtables and esp. with Claire. She is sooooo sexy when she gets angry. "Discover America" LOL

  • Cliff: So I pressed down on the gas and you think Im lying the car said What?

    That part always crack me up!!! lol

  • $800 a year for insurance...WOW...wht da hell happened lol

  • "If you ever take this attitude with us again, you can take whatever is in that bank account of yours and discover America." Denise got burned! LOL.

  • ROTFF

  • I agree Denise got burned , you got to love Clair and how she responds. I love this show.

  • I love it how Cliff would say "That's your child" to Clair, when one of the children does something wrong. :)

  • $800 insurance/year for a teen driver living in ny? man, those were the days.

  • lol thats what i was thinking

  • very good speech clair

  • she deserved that look at cliff and claire faces at 0:45!

    claire be handleing like it aint nuffin!lmao

    at 1:48 she looked like she just got bitched!

    which she did!

  • Cliff would get angry. Clair would get MAD! Whenever she gets angry, she would always be 10 times angrier than Cliff.

  • thats true. I don't think I've ever seen cliff really mad. Whenever he was angry, he would say something funny and it seemed the tension was always gone. Its great because clair and cliff seem to balance each other out. Clair never had a problem with disciplining the children.

  • way to go Clair YESS!! tell it like it is. just love how Clair sounds off on the kids when they act up.

    Like most kids they think they know better then the parent not Realizeing Their Parents for the most part have been there , done that when they were young.

  • she scared me O.O ;___; *sniffle*

  • of your money, which you have none...

  • "I'm lookin' in the rear view mirror....and whatever I'm backing in to....there's 12 of them." HAHAHA

  • I kinda feel bad for poor Denise gettin yelled at like that. But Clair got her good. Get it Clair!!!!

  • i dont. shes a rebel thats how she got kicked off the show in the first place

  • NO ONE tells a story like the Coz...

  • well...after that lovely speech, claire did not allow cliff to follow up.

  • Ooohh, Denise got it good. Never talk back to Claire.

  • she was on drugs

    clearly

  • "..and I press down on the gas, and the car said "what"?" HA HA HA!!!

  • thats YOUR child

  • HIZ FACE IS FUNNI LOL CC-BOO

  • " and i press down on the gas and the car said what"

  • I love Denise but I can't believe she said that. Never mess with Claire.

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