Kenny vs Spenny Who's The Better Soldier (1 of 3)

[23thomascr125]

SIR DO I HAVE TO TALK LIKE THIS SIR OR CAN I TALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON SIR!!!!

[HamMedBukserne]

Why does Spenny call Kenny sir? They are the same "rank"

[HamMedBukserne]

If Spenny goes to a hair stylist, why the hell is his hair cut, so fucking stupid...? Seriously?!

[achapification]

you also do not call a corporal sir

[DrammunFIN]

Corporal at Soldier of fitness? That's some bootcamp roleplay fitness thingy, so is his REAL rank Corporal or just the playrank?

[achapification]

@DrammunFIN

That would be a play rank my friend.

My assumption is that he must be a corporal at a fat camp for people who want to be in the military. as a former reg force member i can tell you that reservists are pussies and corporal in reserves is obtained in 2 years as opposed to 4. I've seen 19 year old corporals before. This guy basically just works out.

[JakeM199554]

HIP HOOP HOP, SWEATY MEN IN THE SHOWER!

[damiennava14]

46 ppl have no sense of humor!!!!!

[maxdogg73B]

At 1:18 is legit the only time spenny made me laugh I'm gonna be fuckin I'm gonna be a fuckin I'm gonna be a fuckin with he's crazy eyes lo

[PureFootage]

dont call me sir im supposed to call you sir, sir

[mrfamilyguy36]

you look like Gene Simmons

[MrMEApollo]

240.....

[Magson012]

1:18 HAHA :)

[KermitTheNig]

Where did u get the fancy hairdue? Hahahha

[96JUSTIN]

smoking is outlawed in the marines or army, infact even in submarines they have a designated smoking room

[coldbeerproductions]

@96JUSTIN I think you a word in there.

[96JUSTIN]

OUTSTANDING

[CaliLove304]

05:40 spenny stands like a fag :D

[Kingding6]

what were you doin ridin him?! ahahaha

[jackchrisevans]

Kenny's t-shirt: HYMEN REMOVAL EXPERT. lol

[50sweet]

@jackchrisevans hymen removal specialist actually

[WinnerTakeAllBLAGOPS]

HUP HUP HUP SWEATY MEN IN THE SHOWER HUP HUP HUP

[PuppyXz]

FRANCIS LOLLLLLL

[Zombywoof91]

Don't call me sir! I'm supposed to call you sir, sir! haha

[mikkyochimp]

was that a mince or a march???

[Imasnakee]

PUT A PAIR OF SOCKS ON SIR!

[palatialregalia88]

@Imasnakee 1 pair of socks on sir!

[redrum616]

@Imasnakee One pair of socks on sir....

[CMFGAO]

spenny goes to a hairstylist hey?..... time to fire that f*cker.

[jkutyna]

Spenny is such a low life cheater. Pathetic.

[RoboJules]

lol, Canadian Army...

[prefontaine189]

FUCKIN!...IM GUNNA BE A FUCKIN! IM GUNNA BE A FUCKIN!

[31Orlandoman]

1:21 only thing that spenny ever said that was actuazally funny

[gurky77]

cant wait for kennys new show, triump of will (Y)

[kevinis69]

@gurky77 nice plug

[RReviews]

4:09 "PUT SOME CLOTHES ON SIR!" Tries to back out of it- "..SIR, HES NOT CO-OPERATING SIR!"

[calmine111]

later gater n_n

[dnaivnae]

dude, moisturizer and a hair stylist? i think ya need to fire ur hairstylist cuz u look like a fukked up dukk with tha' hairstyle

[corrigan13]

fuck teamwork this is war bitch ahahah

[maaomena]

@D0N4LD0 I know =D

[maaomena]

@D0N4LD0 oh, sorry. I misunderstood you.

[XXTmacDeluxeXX]

9:24

LMAO

[rbhouse23]

haha sir maybe sir

[czechceskawl26]

So funny.

[RobotMice]

Kenny was in the army he fought in the golf war

[maaomena]

@RobotMice how about GULF war?

[redgreen66]

@RobotMice

He was a photographer in the gulf war. He wasn't actually in the military. He still was in a war zone which you have to respect, but he was never a soldier or fought in any war.

[mrjew]

Kenny always has the best t-shirts...

[theXdarkXtreeXburns]

don't call me sir, i'm supposed to call you sir sir

[aakkoin]

OH SPENNY HOW LAME ART THOU

[FunkKlock]

best couch intro ever

[finkeLpro]

This is the episode where you kind of get the show is scripted

[bradywinner]

@finkeLpro

completely agreed

[miguelanimal]

hes gona creem his khakis, i have never herd that expression hahaha

[Aibit654]

Iam gonna be a fucking... im gonna be a fucking...

[shawtyloh]

hip hop HOP sweatty man in the shower xDDDD

[xACKxBigPapi]

'where'd you get the fancy hairdo?"

[lynd0nc]

"I use moisturizer, I go to a hair stylist, NOT a barber" ... queer

[ebrewer89]

hahaha Kenny's shirt says Hymen removal specialist, EPIC!

[AyeRDyNAmiX]

Private KENNY Reporting for PUUUTTYY!!!

[BIasphemer]

this really isn't scripted? this episode really made me doubt that

[olfan92]

I have seen every Kenny Vs Spenny episode! credit to me? ;)

[DevosHeineken]

@classicrock7530 the iraq war

[chickenTaco456]

@classicrock7530 afghanistan, ww2 and ww1. get some respect you little fucking shit

[omega56789]

@classicrock7530

Canada has been fighting in Afghanistan for the last 10 fucking years. We've lost over 150 troops, the third most of any NATO country. Please get your facts straight and show some respect for your allies.

[EHMSL1226]

HUP HUP HUP SWEATY SOLDIERS IN THE SHOWER

[stickmanstudios253]

1104 comment! :P

[Monkeyman2357]

Does anybody remember which episode Spenny did his Christopher Walken impersonation for Kenny was?

[finkeLpro]

@Monkeyman2357 HAHAAHA! I want to know toooo

[killer123ful321]

honestly if i was spenny i would beat the crap out of kenny in a lot of episodes

[crackerHero]

@killer123ful321 kenny is a bit stronger than spenny i think he would win

[etanitsbo]

@killer123ful321 that's because you suck

[farazfontana]

kenny is an evil genius

[plant31]

ONE PAIR OF SOCKS ON SIR LMFAO

[mnaz21]

It's just not that same with Canadian military. If it was the U.S. Armed Forces...it'd be 100% better and tougher.

Vet of USAF

[tobey60]

@mnaz21 ha canadians trains american soldiers idiot damn americans live in there own world

[Number7smokesForEver]

@mnaz21

Haha. What bullshit. Your entire military doctrine and training schemes are based off of and inspired by Canadian combat experience. True story. 

[simeonbgat]

man kenny is a fuckin genious

[MayorQuimby1000]

United states air force member here... this shit cracks me up

[jamesdpimp]

hahahahah tooo funny spenny is a homo i love it ahah such a dork

[pdb2110]

hahaha i love how canadians pronounce "out" hahahahaha

[morgoth2000]

I'm gunna be a fuckin... fuckin... fuckin...

haha spenny actually made me laugh there.

[kahlua20035]

later gator :P

[coolness536]

lol 5:55 haha i jizzed my pants

[outragess96]

I cracked up whenever those two guys fight!

I <3 there pathetic violence(:

[lolopenna1]

sir yeah sir! - sir maybe sir! xD

[Lukezeh]

"Fuck teamwork! This is war bitch!"

[jerzy101]

pvt kenny reporting for pooty lmfao

[LiederFilme]

english isn´t cool german is better in german simon vs elton it´s realy better

[ownage500]

Spenny is such a fkn suckup lools..

[GregoriousGregori9]

This is the best we as Canadians can create for Original Television?? This crap & The Trailer Park Boys SCREAM as to why Canadian Television sucks donkey.

These two ass clowns need to be drug out into the street & Beaten with large heavy objects & preferably to a state near fatal & left in their own feces... Wait that would be an insult to feces.

[marcsman229]

@GregoriousGregori9

are you mentally handicapped!? what's with your fucking english!?

"to a state near fatal? drug out in the streets!?"

hahahahahahahaha!!! you're an IDIOT!!!!

"that would be an insult to feces"

are you trying to be witty with that comment? HA!!! OH MY GOD!!!

Just kill yourself, please!! The world would be better off without half retarded nitwits like you spewing retarded comments like that. FUCK YOU and JUST HANG YOURSELF YOU FUCKING MORON!!!

[GregoriousGregori9]

@marcsman229 It seems your limited vocabulary must surely be a sign of inbreeding .. If your parents weren't brother or sister You might actually be amusing

Why are you wasting our oxygen??

[marcsman229]

@GregoriousGregori9

"why are you wasting our oxygen..."

hahahahahahahaa... jesus christ, how fucking desperate are you?

WHY ARE YOU WASTING OUR OXYGEN? seriously? bfff---hahahaha

no my parents AREN'T BROTHER OR SISTER...

speak proper english, moron

[Bmon44444]

@marcsman229 cant we all get along lol thats true canadian values gregoriousgregori9

[flairmonkey]

@GregoriousGregori9 Lolrage

[IgorRussak]

is kenny or spenny russian? i always see something russian, like at 3.50 the flag in his room... or over their couch is a hammer and sicle...

does anyone know? :D

[vorjay]

@IgorRussak last time I checked the hammer and sickle was a communist symbol (official party flag of he chinese) not exclusive to Russians....and um there big jews.

[AlexDGintowt]

kenny



[MegaShiny]

too many "aboot"s...

[iwishiwasthemoon87]

This episode made me hate Spenny even more than normal. What a colossal suck up he is sometimes.

[Coultfuge]

no speny is awsome

[TheArrpeegee]

Spenny plays it straight, I reckon hes better :3

[lessinbeen]

this show rules but the fact he's calling a corporal "sir" and saying "sir yes sir" makes me cringe :P also they're wearing american woodland camo lol

[Charkoosta]

Sir, Maybe, Sir!

[Serg2Cool]

Later Gator

[looloopklop]

@guywithscythes and i guess you're american... can't even spell CANADIAN right

[looloopklop]

holy shit kenny is funny

[dickeskind94]

which season is that?

[BugEyeSubaru]

@dalethorpe07

Unfortunately, I was behind a counter working so I didn't get to sucker punch him. I wish I could have gotten his autograph or something though.

[AaronOD]

@guywithscythes

I put the wrong time line link you twat.

[5XxTapoutxX5]

lol laughed so hard when he pulled him outta bed naked 

[AaronOD]

@5XxTapoutxX5

I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ass down stairs...1 !!

Hey brother... XD

0:33

[AaronOD]

@AaronOD

crap meant 3:33

[PaigeWonTheGame]

oh my god that corporal's canadian accent made me want to not watch this episode. ABOOT, OOT, HOOSE. and spenny is just a fuckin idiot.

[hell4raizer]

this is absurdly fake and just got boring.

[philno88]

Spenny is a pedophile retard.

[BugEyeSubaru]

I just met spenny today in Toronto!!!

[Fooksalt]

@BugEyeSubaru Lucky!

[dalethorpe07]

@BugEyeSubaru did you sucker punch him in the nuts

[rrtodd95]

I don't know if anyone is old enough to remember but there was a band from Vancouver in the early 80's called FM.

I swear Spenny is the son of the lead singer. Check out the video Dream Girl by FM and tell me I'm wrong.

[xjoker94x]

Any one else notice that divine guy posted like 300 comments what a tool

[notredale123]

Lol spenny " a fuckin. I'm going to be a fuckin!" I love the look on his face

[PYROjoSH09]

HAHA! Kenny should do his own Punk show. Pull a big prank on someone then just walk into the scene XD

[MacGovernor]

Fucking Viacom has deleted the 2nd and 3rd part.

[wizewizard2000]

Kenny is such a beast

[shade45wa]

kenny is so awesome!!

[MarineOfficer69]

LOL at Kenny's Hymen Removal shirt.

[dnaivnae]

dudes, i was in the reserves 2 years ago, i was exactly like kenny a total loser than they turned me into a winner, ime a kikk-ass soldier now i could take that prick spenny in the blink of an eye and spenny kissing ass just shows to me that he is ignorant of the whole army/military thing he makes me SICK to serve my country from watching this

[Fooksalt]

@dnaivnae I'd like to go to the reserve but I don't want to go to war and die

[dnaivnae]

@Fooksalt well, technically u dont leave or get shipped off unless of course they need someone of your chosen profession in the army, overseas, and trust me if you go for a rifleman or something u best hope to god u dont have to bend over to tie your shoes....................i got hurt, majorly

[Fooksalt]

@dnaivnae Explain your injury! I'm curious...

[dnaivnae]

@Fooksalt lets just say, i can do a 360 and not move my legs

[Fooksalt]

@dnaivnae uhm... Maybe you have no legs?

[dnaivnae]

@Fooksalt nope, ime a parapelegic

[Fooksalt]

@dnaivnae Oh I see

[dnaivnae]

@Fooksalt izzat a bad thing?

[Fooksalt]

@Fooksalt no, just kinda sucks shit

[chaddk0127]

@dnaivnae sorry but i dont think ur really serving ur country when ur in reserves so u serve 2 days a month? and one whole week

[dnaivnae]

@chaddk0127 wut? no i served for about 6 months.

[chaddk0127]

@dnaivnae how do u only serve 6 months is that how long u were deplyed? being a fobit? or did u get chaptered after six months of active lol

[dnaivnae]

@chaddk0127 i meant i served in the reserves for 6 months i was deployed for 18 months

[chaddk0127]

@dnaivnae ok wow it is impossible for u to only have served 6 months and 18 months deployed lol no1 goes for 18 15 is max stop trying to make it look like ur in the army whats ur mos???where did u go to basic and ait?

[dnaivnae]

@chaddk0127 hey, buddy, ime in the irish army, u fuck-head, geez we're different from u guys, waaaaaaay diffrent, now buzz off and leave my buzz alone

[rFxElite]

@dnaivnae Man im in the army and they cant keep you for 18 months 12 months maxium

365 day rotation. what reserve force are you in? im in New Westminster Regiment And What

Are the Training

BMQ name the last 3

[dnaivnae]

@rFxElite Uisneach Regiment, ime in the, Uisneach Regiment, the BMQ is basically the exact same as the Americans Reserves. wake-up call is at 05:00 hrs. where we do 55 laps around the base, if we do not complete these laps as a whole we will be punished. and a whole bunch of other things. we r just more hard core than any other countrys' army.......................wel­l, training wise any other questions? r u going to be questioning my loyalty or anything?

[SpidermansSymbiote]

@dnaivnae I'm in the army reserve and I call bs on that. BMQ in the reserves isn't that hard, I saw people on my course pass who clearly shouldn't have.

[dnaivnae]

@SpidermansSymbiote call bs on wut? me being like kenny in the reserves? or is it something else i mentioned?

[SpidermansSymbiote]

@dnaivnae on how you had to run 55 laps around a base in BMQ, no PT is that hard on basic

[dnaivnae]

@SpidermansSymbiote some r different now aint they? besides which army u from?

[SpidermansSymbiote]

@dnaivnae I'm a reservist in the Canadian Forces

[dnaivnae]

@SpidermansSymbiote kewelz, ime in the UK army, Ireland division, or sectionj wuever their called

[bluez4soul]

Godsmack And Kenny vs Spenny. Fuck Yes I Will subscribe to you. And So does anyone know if is this show planned????

[SabbathPig]

fuck teamwork, this is war bitch

[Rathause]

the thing about Kenny is you have to figure out when he's acting stupid because he wants to fool people into thinking he's stupid, when he's acting stupid because he doesn't want to think for himself, when he's acting stupid to annoy Spenny, and when he is genuinely being stupid.

[BrewMeUpSomeBrunino]

LOL U LOOK LIKE GENE SIMMONS

[Add162]

does anyone know wat the song that plays when they introduce the competions in every episode is called??

[butterball1234abcd]

i go to hair stylist not a barber - with that fucking mop , i never laughed so hard

[dnaivnae]

@butterball1234abcd is that u call that thing on his head? i thought it was a squirrels ass/tail?

[UnderDog988]

LOL COPORAL IS THE RESERVE !!!!! HAHAH lol... that stupid coporal is only the second lowest rank... and it the reserves....

[dnaivnae]

@UnderDog988 how do u know how low on the food chain he is?

[UnderDog988]

@dnaivnae eh wat...? dude just look it up...

[dnaivnae]

@UnderDog988 .....................okay ^x^

[Toomsie]

I'M GONNA FUCKIN'

[Cornwiggle]

I love the part where you can see Brendan cracking up at Spenny trying to give orders and be intimidating.

[bodyboystance2]

see you later alligator

[XXcomputerXXtutorial]

DAMN..Kenny is good

[CrAzYcArNiE08]

l8r g8r