Shark Week: Summer of the Shark

[lalagirl211]

u need to be thanking god that ur alive!!

[zeppelinfan97]

sharks are not just like ''hey look a human i'm gonna go bite off his leg for fun'' its all just accidental they don't know its a human they think its a fish

[eugenio909]

i know this is BS... but its fun to be terrorized by the shark in the video....fake and gay

[coolcalli3000]

sharks are sooo soo not brutal its a natural sharks behavior when its hungry and cant find and thing to eat it targets a human to survive i love sharks

[joeyz1996]

@coolcalli3000 yeah until one bits you

[ACDC3005]

Sharks are not Brutal!

[Dv8ors]

She is a beach for sure!

[singhatar0912]

his wifes a dum fuck retarted bitch

[tannertheman73]

his wife o i though i was going to get sumthing at the beach...o then i just saw him on the beach lieing there...like she did not even care!!!!

[savoir12341]

bite on his aniversy.....that sucks dick

[MegaFrenchgurl]

no offense but his wife is retarded :O

[FigTreeInBloom]

avvvvvvvvvveee marrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaa!!!!

[Kardize]

I agree with 420inda604

[JustMuz]

are you guest of the hotel?.. he's had his leg bitten off fucking hell wat kind of question is that

[4929646]

they shouldve of called an amblance or a helicopter first of all then his wife

[chran1138]

seriously! and the first thing he did was get his wife! can you imagine what would happen if he wasent a guest? "im sorry sir, but you must have a reservation before i can redur emergency services, thank you, have a nice day." man..just increadable.

[420inda604]

all his wife cares is for gifts

[FallOutBoy1201]

Lmfao the description says, "Will he lose too much blood to survive?"

That tag line, might have been a little bit more suspenseful, had they not been interviewing him the whole time!

[ninjaman12310]

boobies!!!!!!!!

[snicerdoodln]

how do they get this video footage. (at the moment the shark attacks?) It's gotta be fake. the story might be real but the video. nahh

[4929646]

while duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u think someone is there videotaping all this right next 2 the shark they just make it into a movie they redo everything but not with the same people why do u think they didnt show any faces

[snicerdoodln]

excuse me for being sooo dumb. heck, i'm only 12 yrs. believe me or not. your choice. have a nice day!!!! :) ;)

[4929646]

im also 12 years lod and i figured it out

[pablojovany]

chuck norris? the great white shark is more like the god of the ocean the food chain stops with him,we eat and get eaten great white only eats :D

[SelaFatale]

I disagree.. People LIKE to hear stories about people getting attacked and surviving.. it's fascinating, so they add them in there - I'm pretty sure shark week has shows leaning toward the more educational side - this one just happens to be a retelling of someone's story. x.x

[habskickmofoass]

anyone know when shark week starts this year ?

[nftaylor06]

Shark Week starts this Sunday, August 2.

[RiseAgainst1Naruto]

now!

[Sgurl98]

Poor Thing :(

[LordAlucardsbride]

Woah in this re-enactment they use a Great white shark model instead of a Bull shark? They both look completely different! Nice research Discovery channel...

[lemurs366]

i love that Discovory tries to act like it's an educational, pro nature channel. which is pure BS. Shark week is ALL fear mongering. it makes people fear and hate sharks more, and is damaging their rescue efforts. thanks a lot you jerks.

[greeneggsandsam14]

Only some shows are like that. Other shows tell you how make sure that doesn't happen and informs you about sharks

[AntiCookieMonster]

i agree, Discovery used to be such a great channel, but now... they got more of this cheap sensations, unprofessional half-baked programs and freak shows.

[gprobst]

Well put. They specifically told one of the agencies used to promote Shark Week that they wanted to "put the fear" back into Shark Week this year. The president and general manager of Discovery Channel has even been recently quoted as saying they play on people's fears and that it's good marketing.

[xxDreamOceanxx]

thats harsh. boy do i ever hate sharks.....

[boubou099]

may god be with him

[iamabsFTW]

haha, "aksed"

[gogobarcelona]

its always shark week :)

[MatikVGP]

-in the ocean. The Great White is Ocean's Chuck Norris.

[kyebean]

Wow you fucking crazy bastards, we're all human. Take your idiotic bigotry and shove it up your ass.

[bluesrock13]

why dont you

[kyebean]

wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the group of people who have somehow managed to start some sort of hate speech competition on a shark video.

[andrewdsmnd]

I sincerely doubt that he was the "healthiest thing alive" before he was bitten

[humansareevil11]

lol

[luckieO7]

wow can't believe you said this!

[mrlankey]

Is it just me, or does he say: "...when someone AXED if I was a guest..." at 0:46?

Surely, it would be easier to say "asked"...

[LiquidZ2k]

Ebonics, I hear this way too often

[kmi187]

Rest assured it's not just you.

[youpube1011]

no offense but black people say aXED and TOOF instead of TOOTH alot ;]]

[45bang]

lol every comment on this page has a thumbs down

[LTUcronus]

How did they film that pic when shark were biting him, and that blood, and wounds ?

[iheartrainbows88]

they re-created the situation. It wasn't real.

[LTUcronus]

Yeah i know that wasn`t real, but HOW did they do that, it looks pretty real...

[millsy1804]

it wasnt real you rem

[LTUcronus]

Don`t be so retarded American, it`s obvious...

[millsy1804]

Its called special effects dumbass and I'm not even American...

[LTUcronus]

Everyone knows that, fagot... Whats the difference Brit or American, same retard...

[millsy1804]

Rofl Id rather be british than Lithuanian, who the fuck are they? If you got wiped off the face of the earth, no one would care/notice, go die you useless cunt

[LTUcronus]

typical British, Nazi side. At least I`m Lithuanian, u are nothing anyways, mb stupid Pole or nigger...

[3h0nnu]

If you hadn't have said you were Lithuanina (i'd have difficulty placing it on a map tbh...), i'd have thought you were American.

Simply because of the idiotic generalisations presented in your comments :D

Congratulations LTUcronus, a British person (someone you would have classified in the same steriotypical group to an American) has just called you sooo retarded that u'd pass as an american.

Ironic no?

[LTUcronus]

LOl same there. I though that u are typical American. Especially when u have problems with the Europe map, when u search for the country which belongs to European Union and NATO. Dude thats so pathetic... I wouldn`t make boast of such things... Lol am I retarded ? Dude are u okay? U first called me dumbass, asshole and so on without any reason. U are retarded there and even Americanly paranoiac.

[ladn7r]

Fail.