Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back: The F*cking Short Version

[largel16]

When Jay gets recorded and says "Fucking, Fucking, Fuck!" laughed so hard I almost cried.

[DrHorrible13Medic]

I like the part where they said fuck.

[ambskater97]

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[MuleMan14]

I heard Affleck was the bomb in phantoms

[RippleSplash]

@djmoney1432 the word "fuck" is used in this movie 248 times. Thank google. ~THE MORE YOU KNOW!~

[iloveyoumorr]

Ben Affleck!!!!!!! -3

[halfrandom82]

a great family movie favorited by young children

[mrtyronr123]

Fuck



[Theoryrider2010]

There are more "fucks" in the comments than the video

[Fanofcartoons1994]

Seriously, I'm the only one who's surprised by the fact that most, or in this case, all of you people forgot some more recent movies that still start to have 100 f-words and more.

[djmoney1432]

ill give any1 5$ if u can tell me how many times they said fuck

[VetleHarbergTv]

press 5 for fuck...

[largel16]

@Roland7032 I can control my laughter for the whole video but that like gets me every fucking time. First time I watched that I laughed my ass off.

[kingknowles2112]

Fuck your mothers...

[sweetypie000]

sub to Jason Mewes, send your support, sure it would mean alot to him - /watch?v=55YyrEZQpFE

[Roland7032]

fucking fucking fuck xD 1:07

[QuickSilver3001]

fuck

[mrglitchist]

2 minutes and 22 seconds of fuck

[TheOriginalShredneck]

BUTT FUCKING BRADY BUNCH

[4VWill]

This needs a fuck counter at the bottom of the screen.

[ClowN1337ify]

press F13 FOR NO FUCK ANYMORE :)

[ClowN1337ify]

English :What is the name of movie ?

Serbian,Bosnian,Croatian : Koje je ime filma ?

Germany : Wat is de naam van de film ?

ANSWER PLEASE ,ODGOVORITE MOLIM VAS ,PLEASE ANTWOORD

[GBXS]

@ClowN1337ify That is not German but Dutch bro.

[ounce789]

@ClowN1337ify the name is jay and silent bob strike back

[Hautarauha]

they should show this to small children

[potheadking002]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCKING FUCKER FUCKER SON OF A FUCKER

[MuzVKa]

What the *fuck* is the internet?

Welcome to twenty century procrastination.

[Professicchio]

Hey, did any of you motherfuckers fuckin' count how many fucking "fuck"s were there in the fucking whole motherfucking clip?

[Pontomimikas]

It sounds sooo not apropreate when Stifler says: watch your language! :)

[froakentoken3]

id say what the fuck is the internet but my attemps at a fucking assload of fucking thumbs up my fucker usually dont get an ass fucking load of fucking thumbs up and fucking shit D:

[froakentoken3]

why with the saying fuck lesser of the time just because its the ending thats racism D:

[HerbyHancock84]

did anybody count the fucks fuck? =D

[jakester1able]

Jungle lovee!

[hermesmaranaakahjal]

Someone counted it?

[EvilHero98]

Well fuck. Now I wanna watch it

[MIchael23Jordan84]

ironically enough, this makes me want to watch this movie.

[MAKER6450]

i own this movie and i get smashed and lmfao at it over n over n overt again.

i put my fav parts on repeat and laugh till i cry....my friends come over and they see me laughing at a stupid part and think im crazy....after awhile they see what im laughing at and join in on the laugh attack.

if you put it on repeat it just gets even funnier

[MAKER6450]

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THE INTERNET".

[tarfeef101]

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[tarfeef101]

FUCK Monkey Fuck

[d0nkeytr0n]

great compilation...I watched this movie again last night, still makes me laugh :)

[cuautle123]

F***

[18IMAMGODINA]

Mother fuckers ... fuck your mothers !! :D

[krodsmash]

to be fair, some of the work is done for you.

[coach9087]

0:09 - 0:17 pure fuck no edit...

[zombieinvasionist]

1:07 fuckin fuckin fuck fuck

[pierreformance]

rip silent bob

[JustGreatMusic87]

chris rock his the best FUCK lol xDDDDDDDDD

[thelastguyontheleft]

@gabberpentin your joking right?

[TheStanCave]

I think the actual movie should have been called "Bluntman & Chronic". It's catchier in my opinion.

[TheStanCave]

@baldoschennel Judging from that sentence, I'd say you are too young to see it.

[stumpthemighty]

...fuck

[baldoschennel]

when will be released the censored version?

[iNFERNALFABLE]

All I heard was "fuck". =P

[thecelticking11]

fuck fuck fuck fuck TRUCK

[420letch]

wtf is the fuckin deal with fucking pfloydx that fucking fuck!

[scatteredmist]

That's a lot of f**k's

[mikeinthehouse]

You missed Randal saying "fuck" (Should be around 0:18 - 0:19)

[NimaAkaMadskillz]

I like the part where they fuck, fuck and fuck..... -.-

[kitsune818]

I'm watching this right now. It's not even halfway done and ribs are hurting from me laughing so much! XD Thank you!

[Rawk4Life]

Someone needs to do a f*cking short version of Casino.

[anlashock]

fucking fuck

[raymaster56]

The fuck count is over 100

[stiflerdawg]

fuck thats alot fucks

[Chfez6000]

somebody should remix this into a song

[Lestat19761]

hahahahahahaahha

[dmented666]

"fuckin...fuck...WHAT THE FUCK IS THE INTERNET??" XD fuckin classic fuck!

[snowsfater]

Fucking epick fucking flick!

[JIOIKIEIRx]

I love how stifler (sean william scott) is the only one saying not to swear :L

[canucan]

Jay's only competition was when Chris Rock came out hahahahhaha

[ken6346]

press 7 for fuck

[Fileaxx]

"watch the language little boy, there's female precence" fuck fuck motherfuck fuck fucker!

[Fileaxx]

i lolled so hard, tnx

[Poonannerpuss]

Duck pie fucker!

[funnydragon11]

145 people thought the "dislike" buttton said "dis-i-like".....thumbs up if you know its true..;) FUCK!

[smokejc]

@funnydragon11 very original, douchebag. gave you a thumbs down (:

[Andy50k1]

F.U.C.K.I.N.G.~ ;D FTW

[vidwatcher31951]

Silent Bob's "FUCK!" was the best xD

[h0f0sh0]

WORD BITCH! Phantom's like a MA FUCKER!

[jimmylx12]

1 min i started understanding each fuck had a deeper meaning....fuck

[oOITZoB3ASTOo]

Grady Bunch !? XD

[strv]

these shortversions kinda ruins the word fuck for a day

[DeadGhost01]

Some one should do clerks,clerks2 mallrats and jay and silent bob strike back fuck montage

[OneOnOneToretto]

jay = yelawolf ? :-D

[ButtonSmashMinecraft]

whats the song at the end? :)

[fearnoone9]

@ButtonSmashMinecraft

You dont know Jungle Love? That shit is the man-notes. Written by god herself and handed down to the greatest band in the world: THE MOTHERFUCKING TIME

[ButtonSmashMinecraft]

@fearnoone9 Hahahaah I knew someone would say that ;D

[Megaweezy7]

Fuck....

[coopercastille]

i like the part when they said fu- wait...a few people said this already....FUCK!

[rang3r34]

I love this movie!! They need to make another one soo bad! This and some more animated Clerks episodes too!!

[msjayelleaye]

My favorite part is where they say FUCK.

[Garrzet]

Fuck, Fuckin Fuck, Fuck.

[77BBOBCAT]

I like the part where they say fuck :D

[YoShaquaan]

Fuck

[captjill]

too fucking funny!

[WispierTetrahedrons]

Surprisingly, you can just string the fucks together and still follow the story.

[bluelynch]

I think u missed a few !! LOL this is great!

[fam1squad]

who dislikes this shit??? weak... this shit is funny as hell.

[Brazard23]

This is my favorite fuckin short version

[TheVyrox]

Fuck the Fucking Fuckers

Fuck you you Fucking Fuck of Fucking Fuck

Fuck your fucking fucked finger of a fucked fucking Fucker with your fucking fucked finger

Mother your mother is fucked when her fucker is a motherfucker and when you fuck your mother you are also a fucking motherfucker who fucker a fucking mother with fucking mothers and fucking motherfucker you are all motherfucker

[ModNahhhhh]

you can press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 and they all say FUCK

[reaperninjawarlord]

Fuck the Fucking Dislikers.  Who Fucking Agrees Sirs and Ma'ams?

[bookworm1138]

@reaperninjawarlord FUCK YES!!!

[ryoutsu2]

type in "100 Best "Fucks" in Film" and watch the first one with the thumbnail with "Devil's Rejects" :D Enjoy!

[lolek113]

click 1: Fuck!

click 2: Fuck!

click 3: Fuck!

click 4: Fuck!

click 5: Fuck!

click 6: Fuck!

click 7: Fuck!

click 8: Fuck!

click 9: It should be like ooo....

xD

[pootytangnl]

when i was 10 i bought this movie on A dvd and i wanted to show it to my class but my (female)teacher did not want to see it.

I HAATE MEN, but i love women

[dk5388]

they are averaging one fuck every 11 seconds lol

[puuLzee]

@dk5388 That can't be right. id say 3 fucks a second.

[OctoGangsta]

My favorite part was when he said fuck

[CrazyHorse316]

144 Fuckers are members of the Buttfucking Brady Bunch.

[Darkfox777]

The word fuck is used 275 times in this video i may be off by a few

[stick1000]

@Darkfox777 Thank you for counting, sir

[TheDemonofIce]

@stick1000

You actually decided to count? Bloody good effort.

[Robogabriel]

@stick1000 You did miss one, in "Jungle Love" at the end:

"I think we need to fuck 'em up again!"

[MrSheepboat]

@Darkfox777 I tried to count as well, and I got 270. So it's around that area.

[TheJmaster06]

@Darkfox777 Does that include the F.U.C.K.I.N.G part too??

[HolicausticApostles]

@Darkfox777 sorry but thats impossible since throughout the whole movie itsonly used 248 times..

[justinmfi]

Fuckin Eh!

[pootytangnl]

MOTHERFUCK!

[2ndhandsoul]

"What the fuck's the internet?"

[eray06]

Did anybody count how many times they said fuck?

[ToXiCaTaStRoPhE]

0:56 MOTHER FUCKER!!! XD

[renobt]

"buttfuckin' Brady Bunch!"

[ExRussian86]

Fuck no they don't soil my mother fucking name, fuck that shit!

[etfbfmv1337]

You could make a great drinking game outta how many times the say f*** in that movie

[FunkMasterFlex3]

*EXPLETIVE DELETED*

[tempy211]

Iit's time for another jay and silent bob movie, please Kevin !!

[HxCUNstopABLE]

@tempy211 silent bob said he wasnt going to make anymore, unfortunately.....

[tempy211]

@HxCUNstopABLE well let's hope that he come to his senses sometime soon and give the people what they want. Can't imagine a future without ANY more of Kevin's movies...

[stick1000]

@tempy211 Yeah, you're absolutely correct! I don't think he'll do it. But it SHOULD be done. And COULD be done. It'd make way more money. Fuck. Good idea tempy211

[stick1000]

@tempy211 He should do "Jay and Silent Bob Get Old" after finishing "Clerks III" =)

[tempy211]

@stick1000 @stick1000 Yea i've been listening to their smodcast , fucking great stuff! Would've loved to see them during their Red State tour this spring though...

[stick1000]

@tempy211 yeah. I think he has dominated podcasting like no one else. Such a good storyteller.

[KaronsDarkness]

@stick1000 There wont be a Clerks III, he told me personally when i met him.

[SiloetsOfTheDead]

@tempy211 how many films have jay and silent bob been in i have only seen 3 with them

[tempy211]

@SiloetsOfTheDead Let's see...Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob strike back and Clerks 2. So a total of six movies, they've also made short cameos/appearences on a Scream flick i think..not sure if that counts though

[Mulisha1]

fuck fuck fuck fuckin' fuck fuck fuck fuck what the fuck is the innernet? Best part lol

[AdvancedGOld]

boo boo kitty fuck!?

[anaismuse]

Did someone count them? :'D

[NuggetCheeseBun]

@anaismuse Based on IMBD,248 times.

[anaismuse]

@NuggetCheeseBun wow that's a lot :')

[ExRussian86]

@NuggetCheeseBun I think you mean "IMDB" not "IMBD". International Movie Data Base.

[stick1000]

@ExRussian86 it could be interpreted as the Internet Movie Base of Data too.... hahaha

[WhiteMustang2006]

Silent Bob actually said FUCK! 1:29

[kingknowles2112]

i think they missed a fuck

[jsebastianst]

@herekittikitti The word Fuck is 280 in the movie

[bjoerneirik]

i cant believe i watched that entire thing.

fuck.

[Jokerprodution]

Serioustly... what the fuck is the internet

[justbaitingu]

It gets fucking funnier every time I watch it. LMAO!!!!!!

[esflinkin]

did i hear a ''fuck''?

[Nickeruz]

144 people got grounded when they said fuck

[beijii27]

IT'S RAINING F WORD! ahahahahahahaha```

[rammallamadingdong]

Fucking love Kevinsmith!

[rammallamadingdong]

Fucking love Kevinsmith!

[indyfan402]

LOL 1:09 "fuckin fuckin fuck, fuck"

[giedriuwx]

0:19 holly shit xD

[Mr249Ryan]

@giedriuwx Its fucking funy when he says in there "When the fuck is it a crime to fart?!?!" Lol

[sevenand7is27]

I can actually piece together the entire plot of the movie from this one video

[borisbaran]

holy fucking shit

[MzShaker08]

fucking yes! my faveoritess fucking movie fucking ever!

[1krubles]

Next fucking step is to count how many fucking time 'fuck' appears in this fucking movie. FUCK

[spiffygirl77]

@1krubles the fucking answer is 228 fucking times. Fuck yeah! :D

[hvglaser]

Brought to you by Fucks.

[nufanx]

nice job.

[fredbuscaglione2]

...FUCK!!!!!!!

[Punkdude6969]

*Squeeky Squeeky On the window*

[jrhcp31]

buttfucking brady bunch.

[speebyda]

WAAAAYYYY too much time on your hands. And I am fuckin happy about that. that was fuckin excellent.

[supersmashermeta]

sooo, there are exactly 2:22 minutes of fucks?

[georock123]

@supersmashermeta

1:18 :p

[xxS1yF0xx]

Yep that is pretty much all I remember of jay and silent bob

[jtmichaelson]

Butt fucking Brady Bunch! The image on that is pretty scary.

[jtmichaelson]

After watching this it doesn't seem so much like a dirty word anymore.

[bowslinger85]

how many fucks were there?

[jamesdc60]

@bowslinger85 A fuck lot of fucks.

[GeneralCane]

Hah. And that's JUST fuck-related words. Just imagine all the other profanity.