Mass Effect 2 - Joker Vs EDI

[InsaneEric130]

EDI: I HAVE to argue with Joker. All the time. Or I get this...this ITCH.

[XGreenBayPackerfanX]

I appreciate you going through the effort to show this but why a femshep? Why is it always a femshep??? No disrespect to women, but how many real life action heros are female? Sure, you'll see em in movies, but for every woman who "lead", there's easily another 100 men who were far greater. For example, every president in the history of the United States was a male. Women are equal to men, but we ARE DIFFERENT at the same time.

[Dingmatt]

@XGreenBayPackerfanX Simple, If I have to stare at a characters arse for 40+ hours of gameplay then its going to be female... that and Jennifer Hale's voice acting it top notch.

[XGreenBayPackerfanX]

@Dingmatt Ok, then don't stare at their ass. Also, Hale always has a deep voice and it become painfully obvious that she's trying too hard. MaleShep is a little monotone, but at least he's more consistent.

[psykon]

@Dingmatt you sir, did your job here.

[mobman47]

@XGreenBayPackerfanX Well that's the exact reason, we do lack a lot of great female leaders. So if one woman could save the entire universe, that would make up for the 100 men that WERE greater. Femshep is way more compelling take on the character than male shepard.

[XxTinyLoserxX]

@mobman47

Can I just say that your comment is one of the best ones I've ever seen. I mean you were way more civil than I would've been.

[mobman47]

@XGreenBayPackerfanX by the way, I've tried reading your post in an open mind but I can't help but say it's just sexist. Just because there aren't as many female leaders in the world doesn't mean they are insuperior to male leaders. Through out history women were always treated as second class so they are only recently able to prove themselves as leaders, and even then there are people like you who would view them as insuperior.

[XGreenBayPackerfanX]

@mobman47 I said women are equal but we are DIFFERENT. If they have the pride and testosterone to be a leader like a man would, then what exactly can't they do? What is it that makes them so different from us? You're telling me that women can do absolutely everything that men can do, but men can't do everything that women can do. A woman provides the emotional support and care, a man does the providing and protecting: just what is SO SEXIST about that???

[MatthewsGauss]

EDI you are a talking vagina you have no opinion

[Webzlinger]

That spinning chair gag is definitely from Austin Powers.

[MJSpiritual]

These two were made for eachother

[linzemol]

4:10

Jokers face, can't stop laughing

[ZNel999]

She's a Cylon.

[Ema2034]

@ZNel999 Lol, I'm watching the series right now on Netflix. Tricia Helfer is fucking hot :-)

[Ema2034]

@ZNel999 I mean. frakking hot.

[DarkGamanoid]

4:15 "I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees" <- LOOL ... double entendre... she likes to make them "submit" (she does look like a talking vagina) ... or she is into those bondage fetishes (or she wants to rule the world, though less funny)

[joshm0n117]

EDI looks like a talking vagina...

[Tint301]

@joshm0n117 Looking at the new robot body they gave her, she might as well be a giant mechanical one.

I mean, Bioware almost had a female character they couldn't objectify! That just cannot stand!

[Necroskull388]

Everyone's dead,Jeff.

[rscapefreak]

Funny joker moment after suicide mission. /watch?v=6qzYPw2cFRw

[PotatoGrenadesFtw]

EDI: GIve me the ship

Joker: OK

EDI: Assuming Direct Control

[Necroskull388]

@PotatoGrenadesFtw Exactly what I thought as soon as I handed it over.

[ninjacellist]

"If you start singing Daisy Bell I'm done!" I think EDI and Hal would make an adorable couple <3

[UniversalWhatnot]

I love the switch from when EDI starts calling Joker "Jeff" as opposed to "Mr. Moreau" (or whatever spelling). It's a nice little exploration of their changing relationship through the whole Collector thing.

[ToeTagsAndBodyBags1]

EDI get's a relationship with Joker in ME3...

Shepard: Joker... She's a robot

Joker: NO SHE'S NOT, I LOVE HER

Shepard: O_O

Player: O_O

EDI: >:3 suck it bitch

[edieuro95]

MY NAME IS EDI!!!!!! XD

[sLIMshadyKP]

"Right, right. No hard feelings, GG."

[hashburki]

Steve Jobs played Mass Effect 2 and decided Iphone needed a Siri!!! :p

[TheFatAmericans1]

EDI somehow gets a body in ME3 and has some kind of relationship with Joker

[dejonjones20]

I think EDI is actual a A.I. or at least is a reaper mind because legion did say Soverign own intellgience was made of billions of organic minds and since she is made up of some parts of Soverign to fight the reapers and the collectors more better by Cerbrus so she had to be someone that was a part of Soverign before she was turned into DNA since she is developing her own personality.

[1172Sierra]

EDI is probably Siri's descendant

[killua1711]

Now we know where iphone's siri comes from!

[firelert]

garus must need to do some more calibrating

[mlogoofme906]

Seth Green

[Manix25]

Edi...Siri...hmmmm

[Allexxx96Reloaded]

4:17 IS EPIC!

[jet44444]

i'm hoping Edi is an actual human who's maybe in some state of coma wired to a bunch of machines and maybe we'll have to save her from cerberus in mass effect 3. So there can be more Joker x EDI :D

[eliwar]

@jet44444 keep dreaming 

[Grayhatt]

THAT. IS. A JOKE.

[maxfieldmartin]

EDI is a talking vagina.

[Krys12Kay]

When the Collector ship just freaking appears like that, I always think of Ramon from Happy Feet....

"That's not good, that's not good....."

[xevox36x]

JOKER:"...Tell him what happened."

EDI:"Message sent. Are you feeling okay Joker?"

JOKER:"No.. but thanks for--"

EDI:"That is a joke."

[1bob36]

i love it when they zoom in on EDI when she said "that is a joke"

[salvo711]

Joker and EDI are so awesome... Donnelly and Gabby are great, but they can't compare.

Mordin's fantastic, though.

[Existentialisht]

EDI says she's good at hacking and that no human is as good as an AI. But as soon as you hit that bitch with a CAPTCHA test she's fucking clueless. Carbon-based life for the win!

[Executus300]

"Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?"

[ArcKing01]

God, Joker and EDI make the best comedy duo ever!

[thishatandyou]

Start singing "Daisy Bell"? That song always reminds me of that Futurama episode when Bender starts dating a ship...

Dun dun dun! xD

[apo115]

There's also a scene when Shepard asks if joker is flirting with EDI

[TheChibiBuizel]

"Personalization does not include grease on my bridge cameras."

"It's just mad that all it's footage of me looks like a dream sequence."

That was like the best.

"You collect stray cats as a kid? Because we really needed a mega-krogan, so thanks for bringing him home."

That too.

[bennybrickster]

EDI: Daisy... daisy... give me your answer do.

Joker:...shit.

[jayive34]

3:17 star wars reference

[Snakebite105]

Window's are a structual weakness but considering they took out that base its also a stratigic advantage.

[SeanMusicFreak]

The thing that is so great about Joker is that his role appears to have been specifically written for Seth Green. Bioware has such awesome writers.

[leetwaffle]

You start singing daisy bell and I'm done!

xD

[CommunistSovietChris]

Sheperd: I "asume all is going well up here"

Joker: SHZZ SHHHZ SHZZZZA SSSSSSSSSHZZAAAA

Sheperd: ahhh joker?

Joker: I can tell... When its listening.... *looks side to side scanning for EDI*

EDI: IM always listening mr.meraou

Joker: GOD DAMN IT!

[iFYMxDRKNSFALLS]

aw man the 90/10 joke isnt in here >.<...I just found this yesterday, i think you have to beat the Suicide mission and talk to joker and he says "are we done with the Reapers?"...then he replies we're never done with the reapers...and then Edi shows up and is informing Shepard that Edi is doing most the work...Shepard replies(renegade) that he doesn't want a 90/10 work effort. Joker replies "aww come on Commander  Edi does more than that.

can someone respond a vid to this vid of 90/10 joke?

[indestruct1bl3]

anyone notice a star wars'esque moment seeing the scene at 3:18. haha

[kantlavar]

JOKER: "We are transmitting the Normandy's location."

EDI: "Transmitting? To who?"

COLLECTORS: "Ohai!"

JOKER & EDI: "FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU--"

[KRSMW]

I favor the more teasing response at the end:

Shep: "What am I looking at here, a 90/10 split? And that's being generous."

Joker: "Oh c'mon Commander, give EDI some credit, she does way more than that."

[ZillaMech]

"this is all joker's fult, what a tool he was, i have spend all day computing Pi cuz he pluged in the overlord!"

[MemberOfTheOrder]

Hahaha at first I disliked EDI but then she just developed into part of the team even as just an A.I. Shes epic. "I enjoy the site of humans on their knees" Joker - O_O

[Alastarr1]

No one but Seth Green could pull off such an awsome character. genius.

[quasar953]

"Go pout. I win." ^_^

[SquallRinoa89]

Joker's AWESOME!!!! Lmao... I love this guy. He better be in Mass Effect 2 or imma be really upset.

[Calenthedestroyer]

@SquallRinoa89 This is Mass Effect 2. :p

[RockXStarEvan]

"Translating? To who?"

SSSSSSSHHHHZOOOM!

O_O

[Detiminator]

good lord your shepard's eyes... i dont even know they just.. the eyes...

[LordXehenniar]

EDI:

She has many copies.

And she has a plan.

[gdgnclan]

i was at the part were reapers come on the normandy agan :p

[SomeonewhoisFrench]

Joker / EDI OTP XD

[gerardz101]

They became more intimate after the Collecters left. Like when EDI start to call Joker "Jeff". Kinda cute.

[teatheo]

Joker is the greatest thing to happen to this world since video games themselves.

[FaslifiedHero]

Joker and EDI's moments feel like red vs blue at times haha

[DrkAllanon]

love the banter between joker and edi, kasumi talks about them too when shes in the observatory room place. which btw is awsome, AND free drinks! too bad you couldnt take people there and have drinks.

[maledikt]

Where is "the airlock is ajar?!"?

[KingCharltonHeston]

Who voices Joker?

[shadowanbu]

@KingCharltonHeston I believe it is Seth Green

[teddiesage]

@KingCharltonHeston Seth Green. He was on Buffy as Oz and he does Chris Griffin's voice in Family Guy. He also does the Robot Chicken series.

[KRonSimis]

"SSSHHHHhhhhhhSSSSHHHhh! She's listening, she's listening..."

"I am always listening"

"I KNOW"

XD Funnyy

[lewismurray1]

he should have broke his arm at them

[genjutsugaara]

I really love EDI when she always teasing  joker..

[Ralfast]

"Got pout, I win!"

"Joker?"

ROFL!

[davefs25]

Tricia was the perfect voice for EDI shes so hot.

[CarpeDiem121892]

First time I saw Kelly being dragged away I was like "Noo..Kelly...."

[ballrdd24]

@CarpeDiem121892

First time I saw Kelly being dragged away I was like, "Noooo! My hot stripdancer!!!"

lol

[weezy15243]

he lookz like adam sandler 2 me

[TakingOverMe90]

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees"

[WARMAKER1814]

"we are transmitting the normandy's location"

"transmitting to who?"

*big ship pulls up*

I was like 'oh hi how ye doing'

[HansHurin]

I'm searching for the mute - broken thumb scene...

Couldn't find it.

Could some1 post a link pls?

[kingtrue11]

Seth Green vs R.O.B., IN-

Master-Debators!

[Alieneater1239]

I like the part where she was fooling around with his chair

[Grant691]

Shepard: EDI, are you intentionally egging him on? What part of your programming covers that?

EDI: Windows Vista.

[Grant691]

Joker: Yeah, go pout, I win.

[SmartGuy564]

Joker: Why are you always picking on me?!

EDI: You are interesting.

You should've picked she beat you at your own game xD

[tomimn2233]

Tricia Helfer voiced EDI.

huh wow....

[jayive34]

1:05, my favorite line from joker

[jayive34]

Star Wars reference at 3:21

[MJSpiritual]

I'am always listening Mr. Moreau

I KNOOOOOWWW

[conniiieeehhh]

can you give me the code of your Shepard?

[Dingmatt]

@conniiieeehhh

Its either:

733.1EL.N11.777.KNE.C1S.1LC.71­B.JC6.B27.637.676

or

433.1CK.D17.H71.ME3.71R.5W5.78­9.N76.867.637.676

Depending on your preference.

[halomaster78]

ive never heard anyone say shit as much as joker on his mission

[madskillz1o1]

Can someone explain what the deal with "spend all day computing Pi because he plgged in the Overlord" ?

[darthopal]

haha, Joker is such a kid

[ulak5150]

joker should be a sqaud mate, i mean he can kill people so why cant we have someone else fly while jokers going about pwning everything in sight?

[Thandran]

@ulak5150 Probably due to the fact that he has a disease which fucked up his bones so much that they shatter very, very quickly. *shatter* :D

[jayive34]

@ulak5150 cause he has brittle bones. running too fast can cause him to break his leg.

[Lazerkatz0r0Strikin]

thats one mofo hot shepard you got ther, sir.

also this is hilarious.

[Alieneater1239]

Obviously anyone who Seth Green plays is a comedian

[rocharox]

Annoying Overlords....

[DeadlyLozzie]

Only Seth Green could have done Joker's voice. Brilliant XD

[IshDat1KiD]

LOL.

Jokers seen the matrix?

3:52

"Great.. this is where it starts, when we're just organic batteries..."

Haha.

[trapstarjohny]

EDI:we are transmitting the normandy's location

Joker:transmitting?? to who??

collector ship: HAYYYYYOOOO!!!!!!! i mean HELLOOOOO!!!

[zzxcvb98]

OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS EDI

[srethen]

i love this game... best lines EVER!

[blazein232]

What would have happened if EDI had become like the reapers? A sentient Normandy would of put a halt to plans :P

[Mintyfresh8Mints]

I'm surprised Joker didn't break his ass from falling

[GarrusLover]

Jokers amazing. Nuff said!

[underdog353777]

Yeah, go pout, I win.

[C25CUSTOM]

I predicted "shit" ha

[Omanaite]

"I am always listening, Mr. Moreau."

Oh my god that's so creepy

[OllieJcS]

your shepard looks like jessica jane clement

[darthriper]

Hey you should add this to your compilation. When you get the IFF talk to EDI ask her about herself ask about what she does and you'll have another dialog option it'll say ant-reaper warfare or something like that.

[RobertM525]

Nice compilation, but you're actually missing a really funny segment that takes place right after the crew gets abducted but before you rescue them. It's freakin' great and I was going to show it to my wife (she missed it), but, alas, it looks like you missed it, too. :(

[danitiwa]

Seth Green is hilarious. I hope he's in ME3.

[DblPKYC]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite vid on YouTube.

[ImHereSoAreYou]

@DblPKYC I am Commander Shepard and I over use my endorsements.

[runindry]

2:48

This my reaction that scene the first time:

"WHAT THE FUCK"

The end.

[CorneliusGrim]

lol, imagine a Joker-EDI romance.

[Adriano48512]

female shepard what a bitch

[stupidstufwtmyfriend]

EDI: 'I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees'

Joker: (looks awkward)

EDI: 'That was a joke.'

Priceless.

[colsupertaco]

@stupidstufwtmyfriend he looks like this

o_O

[stupidstufwtmyfriend]

@colsupertaco lol

[ForKa5T]

@stupidstufwtmyfriend

I cracked up so bad when she said when I was playing the game. So awesome.

[Suthek]

@stupidstufwtmyfriend It took me 2 runs to understand it^^ the first time I just thought she'd just be teasing Joker in particular, only to realise shortly after that she was actually referencing to Jokers 'Overlord' paranoia XD

[InsightVidya]

4:47, joker just broke a few ribs.

[Quyx121]

"You start singing Daisy Bell and I'm done." lol HAL

[saltystuff]

2:48

Bricks were shat upon seeing that the first time

._.

[MJSpiritual]

No kidding I was like Whoa holy shit!!! hahaha.

[spartan1010101]

EDI is totally hitting on Joker throughout the whole game if she were human they would make a funny ass couple

[tipoomaster]

This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. Now I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord!'

I fucking love the guy.

[Slayer398]

@tipoomaster that was one of my favorite lines between those two, but how about

"Ahhhhh! You want me to crawl through the ducts again..."

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees"

LOL

[tipoomaster]

And the one about EDI doing the lower number.

[spartan1010101]

she likes the rear view

[LastODSTStanding]

@tipoomaster I cock-blocked me once in ME1......kinda pissed me off....

[RobinIsAnODST]

@tipoomaster "It has a mute,Use it."

"I know but its watching,You know,Like the weird kid at the back of the class,You just wanna...Punch him,but he's special,or he starts fires or something...."

[vendo233]

@tipoomaster God, me too, probably the funniest damn line in the whole game, THANK you, Seth Green! He probably totally ad-libbed that too, you know? Ahh...good stuff..

[skye82693]

Joker had a crush on Morinth! 0:55

XD

[RocketMan1236]

4:17 best part of the game

[BillyCapron]

You missed some. I watched this whole video waiting for one you didn't have. You ask Joker if things are alright and his chair just starts moving around. He blames EDI but she comments on how he has full control of it.

[moonblaster91]

I love the Matrix reference.

[ditawakeman]

@moonblaster91 While I prefer the "2001: A Space Odyssey" reference.

[angelicstubborness2]

1:06 LMAO! XD

[Numendil]

Tricia Helfer and Seth Green are brilliant in these small comic relief scenes.

[OjikesShadow]

Something tells me that "Daisy Bell" line was completely adlibed on Seth Green's part. I played the game with subtitles, and noticed that's the only line in the game that dosen't have subtitles to go with.

[BigGayBear2007]

Where is this "Daisy Bell" line?

[OjikesShadow]

Around 3:20

[Heds123]

2:37 - 2:49

that answers your question joker?

[SpartanXLVIII]

"You start singing 'Daisy Bell' and I'm done."

LOL, good HAL 9000 reference.

[foggel88]

Haha, didn't catch that one

[CTFProd]

Nice Video