Elijah's Longboard Crash

[whatithought1]

Nice nosegrind!

[PLUTICK]

And the helmet?

[cometickleme]

get a helmet, gloves, better board, and better stance, and learn how to bail properly dude, if you had have sacraficed the front of the board a little, you could have landed on the grass

[IIJust4yoUII]

10 dollars for a helmet, 10000 dollars for brain surgery

[randomstuff457]

first i went on a small hill 5 times then a medium hill 5 times and then a big hill you know why? because im not a dipshit that trys to think hes a legend because he didnt fall on the first run!

[enacita]

@randomstuff457 you are so right. I'm such an idiot. I don't even know why I live.

[HFieldLongboards]

u had it coming

1. no helmet

2. no gloves

[JackKal23]

that hills pussy look at my backside video

[enacita]

@JackKal23 dang dude, you're so good. How do you do it?

[RoyL11x7]

Oh no u cut your cheap GAP shirt

[enacita]

@RoyL11x7 I know right? It was my only shirt I own and now I'm on the streets.

[brentglitcg]

Nice tuck fag

[enacita]

@brentglitcg yea its bad.

[thrustobot22]

best tuck on youtube

[crazywilliam100]

You suck so bad at longboarding

[crazywilliam100]

Haha lame.

[WhyTheHellNot11]

He did a 50-50 grind with his face! damn this kid has skill

[Delica977]

Okkkkkkk, wear a helmet, and learn to longboard...

[enacita]

@Delica977 tell em dude.

[Hoser1358]

.. a tuck is supposed to center your weight and have less of your body hitting the wind... this.. just does help at all o-o

it isnt considered cool or anything if you dont wear a helmet while longboarding, skate safe so its certain you can skate another day, just sayin

[13scottb13]

dont play chicken with a wall it is not going to end well for you

[zzwhiteboitt]

that was a bad tuck and your not wealing a helmet both of those led to this injury

[enacita]

@zzwhiteboitt You're so right.

[solidacid1337]

if you watch this backwards, it's a video about a bruised up mexican rubbing against a healing wall and taking a ride on his longboard

[wesdoggg11]

@solidacid1337 haha

[enacita]

@solidacid1337 haha

[MrMeBeDaniel]

u see theres this thing called momentum...

[commanderbagel36]

lol!!!!!!



[JesusRepelsYou]

YOU GOT FUCKED UP !

[loadedhafrican]

i go this fast down baby hills but even then i wear a helmet cause i wanna have fun not get a concussion or die.

[MrZebtastic]

He's doing a face grind right.

[nicscrubs]

BET A HELMET WOULD HAVE HELPED. RIDE SAFE

[laxgoal006]

That's not even massive you rat!

[laxgoal006]

Helmet maybe?

[8464D]

Helmet = 30$

home made longboards glove = 3$

surgical operation = over 300$

Just think about it ;)

[707Stuntin]

I lol'd irl

[Spoonclan]

LOL that is such a fail! Always where a helmet ya div!

[laz3rb33m]

I have no sympathy for u. When u tuck it looks like your taking a shit, and your a retard for not wearing a helmet

[enacita]

@laz3rb33m you're so right

[enacita]

@enacita True true true

[kimfotoswe]

were a helmet

[pivotfight3r]

1. Wear a helmet

2. Don't ride that fast with a crappy board

3. Don't squat like your taking a crap

[enacita]

@pivotfight3r tell em

[laz3rb33m]

well u probly got a concussion when you wouldve gotten an egg with a helmet. being dead is way less cool than wearing a helmet

[jjeerrkkyy]

He grind'd the ledge with his face!

[funnycrazy4u]

Haha he's running on the wall! xP

[Burzum9666owns]

I like how there trying too make his name all fancy and shit lmao, nice poo position

[pepstar3434]

@Burzum9666owns What the hell does that even mean?

[enacita]

@Burzum9666owns what an idiot. making his name fancy. and what does he think he is doing taking a dump on a board?

[mountainboarder101]

WEAR A HELMET.

[NGlongboard54]

i will get speed wobbles but i never ever get thrown off lol

[enacita]

@NGlongboard54 You're legit.

[brandoncountsskates]

hhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha dumb bitch



[pepstar3434]

@brandoncountsskates CLASSY

[Eskalial2]

We have the same board. Whats your underdeck?

[pepstar3434]

@Eskalial2 Matt Damon

[UnicornCivilWar]

LOL. You almost made it, too. Too bad. and yeah the hill is kind of massive-ish. Pros bomb hills like that but 10 times longer but the same angle.

[JustDeWitt13]

i dont think a face grind is an actual trick

[MrZmoods]

dude, helmet....?

[TheKidFurm]

You were going like 10 mph. Lmfao

[BurtonSnowboarder555]

n00b!

[c0d7y]

yeah he grinded that ledge....WITH HIS FACE

[ImSoLonelyRS]

Should have stayed on, would have been an awesome grind on the curb at 0:41

[luckyhXckid]

took that shit like a champ...if you dont get broke off your not doing it right

[MultiWazz]

Wait a second i have the same board !!?!

[MrSnowboard69]

holy fuck that must of hurt!! but nothing would have happend i you got some skils and that isint even close 2 massive

[Sk8bordr125]

nice railslide with your face and pleeeeeeese tell me what brand helmet that is, they just seem to be getting smaller and smaller these days

[GoingCamando20]

yeah that is an awful tuck

[001Longboarder]

helmet and gloves!

[gooowne]

nice helmet



[hoax3]

description should be: this is what happens when you bomb a hill with a sector nine and try to take a poo. Double negative.

[pepstar3434]

@hoax3 LOL

[enacita]

@hoax3 triple negative. his face is ugly.

[lazzermusen]

HAHAHA he like grinded his face on that thing!!!!!

[timmonsisbest]

Never thought about gardening with my face before...

[flamings05]

wow u ruined a good shirt good job!

[thechimmachongaman]

i dont think hats protect u as well as helmets

[Eskalial2]

my names elijah and i have that longboard... :(

[enacita]

@Eskalial2 that's amazing.

[Eskalial2]

@enacita Yeah. NOW MY FACE HURTS :(

[THEBIGJAPAN]

@Eskalial2 Hope you fall, queer.

[Eskalial2]

@THEBIGJAPAN right im the queer... im the queer cause Im just watching a video and posting a comment where you , the stupid ass JAP are trolling cause your a jap and every single race and person out there is better than you!

[THEBIGJAPAN]

@Eskalial2 Queer.

[THEBIGJAPAN]

@Eskalial2 Hey bro, are you mad?

[TheShaunathan18]

Wear a helmet before your saying.. Aye studa wurn a hemnat!

[nedfbrcks13]

FUNNIEST LONGBOARD CRASH

[sZ1mm]

Seriously, thumbs up on the crash part of the video - it's like poetry in motion. I especially liked the wallslide section.

[gunslinginphsycopath]

lawl. some one needs to trust the board more and lean a looooooot further. or get slide gloves :)

[Bulldog22dc]

sliding gloves

[MrOliverFTW]

nice stance bud :\

[TheBigBoobsCompany]

HAHAHAHAHAA oh men u keep the world alive! Funny shit!!

[kennykiller29]

you know you have a bro when they try to bomb a hill on a sector 9 cruiser tucked down like they are gonna take a fat shit

[enacita]

@kennykiller29 seriously though. what a moron.

[ShredderDecks]

Try wearing slide gloves, a helmet, and learning how to skate...

[kennykiller29]

the reason you fell is because that is an awful tuck, your weight is all over the place. you arent supposed to be squatting

[TheT3RM1NAT0R]

haha ur like bamba but just jumping of your longboard lol i learned from experience DONT JUMP OFF YOUR LONGBOARD WHILE IN MOTION ITS NOT THE ONLY WAY TO STOP instead run into an old lady lol

[supercuber29]

sector 9 fruit monkey



[Ianlolz09]

No helmet no respect

[koldkilla777]

Helmet?

[xXsupaSonic]

seriously dude. that is an easy hill. you only crashed cause your enexpirenced and you think your mad. but your shit.

[TheGeeksoldierz]

yet he was so close to landing on the grass...

[bdeem12]

hahahaha wtf nice tuck faggggg

[thebigbruddah]

imo i would have prefered crash right into the trashes there xD

[elpapaxo]

nice 50-50

[weimer495]

haha that was fucking sweet

[lasvegas3986]

dang that look like it hurt

[MegaSaltine]

perfect form.........

[jtw1113]

Man i don't under stand. why did he bail?the side walk is clear... pop the drive way get on to the side walk,run your hand along that wall, not your face, pop another drive way back out in to the street...control the board don't let the board control you.it's not a wagon or a shopping cart.this dude would make a horrible surfer!

[nightwingz1000]

What a gay stances!!!!!!!!

Tuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pixaman56]

i love watchin bad ass amutures getting in over their heads on little hills hahaha.

check out this speed tuck 0:15 - 0:27 lmao, i think i'll try that next time i'm out shredin some gnar....

[enacita]

@pixaman56 haha seriously. that guy sucks soooo bad. go quit life elijah.

[enacita]

@pixaman56 seriously what a moron

[enacita]

@pixaman56 you're so right. they're such idiots

[CrazedJer]

dam

[maxymumcool]

owe.

[cod5ultimate1]

dude stay low and turn hard,

[koski203]

woah nice 5-0 at the end of vid!XD

[w0lfpers0n]

Next time wear a helmet dumbfuck. 

[hellboy567LS]

lmaoo lookd like he wuz break dancinn @ da end xD

[TheSpartanlaw]

youre retarded for not wearing a helmet AND going into an intersection!

[xRedHead8x]

GRIND :D

[opcode41]

haha he grinded that ledge with his body XD

[mrangelopedro]

longboarding sucks arse though a straw anyway

[cod5ultimate1]

@mrangelopedro too bad longboarding was the orig way to skate when skaters were respectable.

[PERRONmedia]

that was a epic bail. but at least he can take a shit while riding( 00:21 )

[captainjacobsparrowl]

look at that tuck. looks more like your trying to take a shit

[uptownxgeek]

@captainjacobsparrowl i was thinking the same shit. total scrub. but.... who am i to judge him.

[enacita]

@captainjacobsparrowl seriously. how bad does that dude look. he suuucks.

[enacita]

@captainjacobsparrowl 

[PuNiShErCCA]

wear a helmet dude

[Sweetsnow101skate]

that was epic... 50-50 with ur chest, most impressive!

[9196224]

so close to the grass that sucked that you missed

[pixaman56]

i love watchin amatures with absolutely no protective gear get in over their heads and frickin eat it.

two words

helmet, slide gloves

and this whole thing woulda been prevented

[gag75]

Wear a helmet you dumbass.

[SkateShoeReviewer]

damn that sucks man

[Orbitlongboarding]

and that kids are what helmets are for.

[gentlemen59]

oh sucks dude. i hit pratically the same hills as you. sucks that you got rash.

cheers

[frank12364]

I dont understand how you crashed and your friend recording it did it so easily. or was he in a car??

[TakingLiberty]

if he stayed on the board he would've been fine it would have went up the sidewalk

[pixaman56]

@TakingLiberty not at the angle and speed he was going at. he was going into the wall, or flopping on the pavement

[owenandcompany]

this hill isnt even massive...you just suck at longboarding

[enacita]

@owenandcompany ur right i did suck at longboarding. its been awhile and a lot of practice since then. it was pretty big though u cant tell from the video.

[miniwick93]

@enacita

It was pretty big, That hill is small as fuck compared to stuff i do on a daily basis. You just suck, plain and simple, And maybe cause you ride sector 9's. Landyachtz for life

[pixaman56]

@miniwick93 Rayne is where it's at, but I do love my nine two five

[lamby908]

@owenandcompany i dont think longboarding is really about being good its just an individual feeling everyone gets when they do it some people get it on small hills and some on big dont be an ass

[dontmugurself]

@owenandcompany plenty big enuf to wipe on, even for an am-pro which I assume you assume you are by your nasty tone of voice. Yah if he carved he'd been fine, but I think he was going for speed and to get up on that sidewalk, which is actually pretty tough coming in at that speed and if you read the vid info you'd know that he'd already done the same thing 3+ times so it's not like he couldn't handle it, he just messed up once, give the kid a break, don't bring criticisms to a CRASH video...

[pepstar3434]

@owenandcompany You suck at life.

[Bitteryo]

sector nines blow so badly lol

[iKennKenn3G]

@Bitteryo What are some good boards?

[XskateANDpaintX]

get a helmet

[wrestler4christ]

Dang E, I had no idea this video had so many views!!!

[zoogles1]

FUCK HATERS!11!!!! come on at least he tries i think he does pretty good to try bombing even a small hill like that on a shitty sector nine

[990Davis099]

bro you suck at longboarding if you had any experience what so ever you would have easily made that corner

[Entelex]

LOL, I'm 55 and have been riding for a few months. Was getting better all the time and taking more extreme roads till I recently crashed and broke my nose, some ribs and dislocated and broke my left shoulder. Surgery in a few weeks. Can't wait to get back on the board.

[weeba23]

FUCKIN SECTOR NINES.

[poppingpro40]

I HAYE BOMBING DOWN HILLS...AND I HATE THE FUCK OUT OF SPEED WOBBLES

[zztop5911]

ooh that looks like it hurts.

[xXxdaguitarfreakxXx]

woah!!! 360 faceslide!!!!

[Spence233]

Nice helmets :D

[megamumu13]

lol he did a scorpion

[noImallergictoeggs]

hehe.. from 0:16 to 0:20 it looked like he was pooping

[jaymster21]

helmet

[seattledude02]

God I hate those driveway bumps...that's how I slid 2 feet on the concrete haha

[dontlookatme4444]

that same shit happened to my new under amour i bought yesterday

[jackyboy120]

0:41 No I think your supposed to use a skateboard to grind. 0:44 But nice breakdance at the end.

[xxsolidsteelxx]

I bet that hurt, if you were going right you shoulda cut sooner. Why didnt you go left? It was wide open, And ps ur a dumbshit for not wearing a helmet

[raily540]

im guessing you were aiming for the grass? haha

[toasyt1234]

use a helmet asshole

[theibanezrunner]

oh shit is that some old school stomach grind?? never seen that 1 b4:D