Pocket Ninjas - Cobra Khan Vs The White Dragon

[d983394]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Freefalldreams]

I assume this is supposed to be in cyberspace of some kind too. Stupid 90s movies.

[SiingP]

Words cannot describe how much I laughed when Obscurus Lupa reviewed this. Oh god.

[SashaNein]

This movie set human intelligence back 300 years.

[critterfreek82]

What the hell did I just watch? It's like staring into an abyss.

[PoohFanGirl1990]

Well this helps me understand Troll 2 and the Room a little more. At least their storyline could be followed, even with the holes and fragments. All this movie IS is holes and fragments, from the look of things.

[theamazingbiff]

Now THAT'S what I call a monkey dance!

[ShadowGunner82]

I'm. So. Confused.

[walkinginsun21]

best movie ever m4de nooooooooooooooooot

[ThreeCrowns]

I legitimately believe that the people who made this movie are handicapped

[southy98]

This was actually pretty amusing. Wired as fuck, but amusing.

[theFFVIguy]

36 people got their ass handed to them at pattycake by the White Dragon.

[cockneyrobin]

I wonder how this film was received when it was first released?

Personally if i'd paid to watch it then i would've burnt down the movie theater in protest

[KingBlue]

Meth: Not even once.

[KillerPikmin]

Dear God.

[100domathon]

I like bad movies but this, this is beyond what I can take.

[KillaFundie44]

This movie makes enough sense as a Kangaroo high on Angel Dust dressed as the Pillsbury Dough Boy doing the hula.

[LordSuzaku]

wtf

[MrSchimpf]

I AM FIVE MINUTES CLOSER TO DEATH NOW!!!

Ohh, how did Obscurus Lupa survive this entire film? Seven minutes of it makes me want to chase it down with three watchings of Space Mutiny!

[Prestodigitation]

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[Clodius1]

I watched this life defining movie today. During the balloon bouncing i was LMFAO but when they started playing patticake i was brought to tears. This movie sums up human love and interaction in about 78 minutes.

[jimbunyip]

I'm confused....Why did't this win any oscars?

[videorecuts]

best. fight scene. ever.

[Vaggeli]

What the fuck Daniels!

[megathria]

they could afford to cut out about 4:31 seconds of this scene

[TheBourbondog]

the scouts honor really legitimatizes the whole scene.

[cockneyrobin]

Fightscene Fail.

[PsexyPsychopath]

worst. fight scene. ever.

[ColdClamChowder]

What.

[The1337guy1]

At 1:38 did I hear take it baby?

[drumwolfmail]

Actually, this one scene does NOT do justice to the full suckitude of this movie. Yes, believe it or not, I managed to make it through the whole movie, and it's far worse than you'd think just from this one video.

By itself, this scene is actually hilarious and delightfully insane. But it makes utterly no sense in the wider context of the whole movie.

[ArthasvsLeon]

@drumwolfmail The entire MOVIE makes utterly no sense in the wider context of the movie.

[AshBlue1989]

Strange to think the actor that plays the white dragon is in the expendables o_O

[ClanSoloKill]

W.T.F

I lost.

[395Javelin]

wat

[Ajboi89]

What an intense fight!

[Tsukinokato]

not even jackie chan could accomplish something like that!

i have... simply... no words for it

[PlancksTime]

I couldnt believe this chin was real, 4:26

I checked, the chin is real!!!

[theFFVIguy]

Mr. Dragon, you just got done kicking twelve gang members' butts. What are you going to do now?

I'm going to the balloon factory!

[lukek756]

0:49 0:52  acting win lol

[lukek756]

2:54 sounds like spyro the dragon music :D

[MrWackypackages]

this is the worst gayest film Ive ever seen it is so stupid horrible acting plot everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 i showed it to my friend and he thought it was so bad he didn't even finish watching it

[Sinekyre14]

Im laughing my ass off here, this is HILARIOUS. And I usually like british humor ala Faulty towers, this was brilliant, lol

[OliverEByrne]

.....What is the meaning to all of this?!!! lol

[kenlim994]

why isn't this on imdb top 250?

[xXJoshzillaXx]

@kenlim994 Because its on the bottom 100 lol

[Catsy29]

@kenlim994 it is, its #9 in the bottom 100

[metallisturbed]

WHAAAAAATTT DAAAAA FUUUCCCKKKKK??????? :O, I'M FUCKING CONFUSED AND EMBARRASSED AND I DID'NT EVEN APPEARED ON THE FUCKING FILM!!! OHH MY FUCKING GOD THIS FUCKING SUUUUCKKSSS ASS AND BALLS, MY COMPUTER ALMOST MELTED MUTHAFUCKAAA!!!

[Ianstrox]

Saw this on  IMDb.

[Grognax]

I puked in my brain.

[civiccruiser117]

wait,.. this is retarded, yet somewhat funny... the way they act is so cheesy :P

[TheDhop7]

what... is... this? Is this... really a movie?

[ioliy]

This movie will fuck with your mind.

[on3twe1v3]

my computer actually froze.

[akatsukifan345]

Does anyone know what just happened in this video?

[civiccruiser117]

this is EXTREME VIOLENCE alright

read the rating

[AlphatronX]

Didn't Tango Kill that guy??? I guess he must be in Hell then.

[AlbinoTanuki]

The Blue Spirit in the upcoming Last Airbender movie looks like a Pocket Ninja. Wouldn't be surprised if a scene like this appears in the movie.

[vvk0]

I can't believe I would have just seen the stupidest thing I ever have seen anywhere, but I honestly can't think of anything even stupider.

[MandelbudetReturns]

As of March 28 2010 it tops the IMDb's 100 bottom list. Based on the users votes.

[guerilla619]

oh my shit, i thought this film would have a so bad its good kinda charm to it, but its just beyond bad, its painful to watch

[thedude200710]

Jezus..Christ..

[hardi87]

i am insane to have not stopped watching this shit. lol... it was AWESOME.

[youngmeph]

oh dear god, this thing (and it is a thing I refuse to call it a film) is not even bad enough to be funny it's just insultingly bad.

BTW the music reminds of a really old really bad video game, like something from the sega saturn

[thermalf]

I would need to be really, REALLY stoned to enjoy this....or 4-1/2 years old.

[BIGjess13]

or be really stoned AND 4-1/2 years old

[tillrobby]

wow... my mind just temporary gone insane to comprehend what i just saw...

[boogster123321]

what... the ... FUCK!!!!!!

[Amydixon08]

@boogster123321 i know what an amazing film

[badburns1992]

this is way better than the godfather

[badburns1992]

the director must of put alot of effort in this film

[poopizg00d]

it's called being high

[jkilts]

How would a director even go about telling the actors how to portray this? And, how did the actors not have the unstoppable urge to punch him in the face?

[fullyHis]

I'm pretty sure this movie was made by a 7-year-old homeschooler who lives on poptarts and sunny-d and tries to parkour everywhere after watching Saturday morning cartoons. And the entire cast is all of his family members.

[LAVATORR]

I can honestly say I've seen this film approximately ten times in the course of showing it to my friends, and every time this scene stands out as a surreal and frightening highlight.

[1runa]

This is just a horrible, horrible, horrible.....horrible movie

[Amydixon08]

@1runa WHAT!!!! THIS FILM IS AMAZING GOD KNOWS WHAT YOUR WATCHING!!!

[Lervatsky]

Believe it or not, there is actually not a SINGLE ninja in this movie.

[bdenz]

I'm insane now.

[SeinSchatten]

This were the longest four minutes in my life. Someone could use this film to torture people. It shoud be banned.

[LVinca]

What.

[donniedarkodevotte]

Holy shit! That guy's chin at 0:26 looks like it could benchpress a bus!

[WankstaProductions]

After watching this, shout 'fuck' at the top of your lungs for an hour. It helps.

[Gaffapediahus]

The best movie ever!

[eclipsesonic]

Not!! LOL!

[Berilac]

Oh my, what is this???? :(

[drumwolfmail]

I finally saw the whole movie a couple of nights ago, and it's as incoherent and shoddy as everyone says it is. And this scene is even more idiotic and makes less sense in the wider context of the movie.

[andybrad84]

ive unfortunately watched this film and you sit there throughout thinking it cant get worse and scene by scene it does. It was number 1 at one time in imdb worst films list!

[WankstaProductions]

it still is

[Hipangeo]

I highly suggest that you don't see this movie unless you are:

A) brain dead

B) deaf AND blind

C) punishing yourself

D) a cinematic masochist

E) all of the above

Preferable E.

[OliverEByrne]

This make "plan 9 from outer space" look like Casablanca!!!

[FantasmaLuna]

WTF?!?!?!?!

That's all I can say about this.

[xbassassinsx]

Movies like this makes children dumb

[spugesdu]

Who the fuck decided it would be a good idea to create a shit storm like this?

[ATMProductionZ1]

Wow, this is terrible. It's creeping by so slowly...

[insomniac011101]

That guy in the mask creep me out XD

[TheDanseSociety]

my brain is melting.

[insomniac011101]

Mine too and i didnt even think it could melt anymore!! XD

[thegoddelusional203]

sdffg

[jkilts]

Was the camera man a midget?

[mx6advid]

The Teletubbies movie? In Real Life?

[JDSpiderman3]

omg how the hell did the editor of this movie say "whtf am i doing!!!' damn, he must be a dumb prick, this just numbed me.... this is really a bad investment....horrible choice of music! i hate chuck e chesses now:(

[puutarhuri]

I have no idea what I just watched.

[Doowoo]

@puutarhuri fags and balloons ;>

[TheBlackShadowsZ]

@puutarhuri You have watched ''Pocket Ninjas - Cobra Khan Vs The White Dragon''

[PortugueseHunter]

@puutarhuri what is this?! well this is... it can only be...hum... well it... I can't really tell either xD I think they're on drugs

[EpicGab]

My braincells just committed suicide

[beagle050]

At 3:20 - 3:40 my brain self-lobotomized

[ABONASSER0909X]

I WILL KILL MY SELF IF I SEE THIS MOVE

[devildog818]

this movie is fucking horrible...

scouts honor HAHA

[lilfaty3]

The store actually let me just have it. Like I went up to the counter took the movie and just walked out of the store without paying. After I watched it, I returned it for a full refund.

[IwishIwereJoe]

so true so true! this movie is so bad it's freaking hilarious! this movie is number 1 on the bottom 100 on IMDB

[granfreak]

is this movie better if your totally drunk?

[JDSpiderman3]

no its not.... "hic"

[tomvars]

according to IMDB this is the worst movie ever made... I agree

[SergeantDickhead]

that has to be the lamest and gayest chest beating ever

[joevicentini]

it´s so bad it´s good

[ModlaLeif]

hahahahaha. OMG so fucking so f.. horrible and terrible!

[sckaterbean]

What...the...hell...

[reapeRfff]

Oh my god, shoot me now...

[McSqueaky]

Possibly the single worst movie ever made.

[cjwright79]

What. The. Fuck did I just watch

[karoloandria]

is ...... this ...... supposed to be a fight?

[Valness11]

what's with this guy's face????

[2stoned2comment]

i think the balloons costed more money than the film actualy made

[waraichguy]

@2stoned2comment

lol nah but the ninja's costume probably did

[2stoned2comment]

im pretty sure that they just stole the costumes from a drama class and returned them in some crazy montage way

[dancingbush69]

"Scouts honor."

WTF?!?!?

[eclipsesonic]

I rated this the 1 star it deserves!!

Worst fight of all time!!

[mattiathekaiju]

CRACK IS BAD!!!

[rcflight13]

i thought transformers 2 was the worst movie ever but i think we may have a new champion.

[wiitarded23]

To quote ventrilo harassment, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?!?"

[lcslndmt]

what the fuck is this shit?

[dncviorel]

The worst movie in history!

[kirklott]

I'd rather watch this than Transformers. At least this director's original.

[HappyYOOGS]

Holy shite! Thats so EPIC, FUNNY AND COOL!!! I wanna see the rest of the movie!

[whikless]

You want to see a crude, low budget, poorly written and terribly acted film that was voted worst film ever made by Imdb?

fine.

[dancingbush69]

I would. I think movies like these are hilarious. And for all the wrong reasons. XD

[whikless]

I understand your being sarcastic.

[dancingbush69]

No, I'm not....bad movies actually do have fanbases, thats not a secret. While we recognize that they are impossibly horrible, they are also unintentionally hilarious. Glitter is funny because Mariah looks like an animated blowup doll. The Room is funny because of the painful dialogue and acting. This is funny becuase...well, you've gotta be made of brick to not see the comedic gold in this movie. But yeah, it is terrible beyond imagining and the worst movie ever made, but god is it funny.

[whikless]

Well, when I said sarcastic I meant what you meant.That you laugh at it rather than with it.

[VIMaggotVIBrainzVI]

The only possible exception to the "awful movie = comedy gold" rule might be Nukie, which is, bar none, the most unholy abomination ever wrought upon mankind, at least in the history of cinema. Some notoriously awful films do indeed build up huge cult followings, but Nukie is such a pain-inducing trainwreck that it is completely impossible to even enjoy it on an ironic level. Every second of it is pure, unfiltered brain torture. It hasn't even made it to DVD, and it probably never will.

[sysweed]

I don't agree. Pocket Ninjas is  worse than Nukie.

[VIMaggotVIBrainzVI]

That's a relatively bold statement to make, but I respect your opinion. It's just that Pocket Ninjas at least makes me laugh. Nukie would only cause me pain and suffering if I tried to sit through it.

[BarracudaATA]

This movie must be very amusing when you're drugged up to the eyeballs...

[jambalolk]

hahaha wtf?!

[nohface]

wow thats the stupidest shit ever

[VIMaggotVIBrainzVI]

I don't know, between this, the Cubby Kahn training montage, and the virtual reality thing at the end, Pocket Ninjas seriously looks fucking ten times worse than Troll 2.

Uwe Boll, sit the fuck down, because Dave Eddy's been sucking ass at the craft of filmmaking far longer than you have!

[forbjok]

I'd post the picard facepalm ASCII, but the YouTube comment field is too small.

So this will have to do. * facepalm*

[CavemanSynthesizer]

Is the bad guy wearing a prosthetic face, or is he just really ugly?

[manny44]

are they supposed to be high in this scene?

[theSuperMetroid]

Never seen or heard of this movie until today when I saw it was #1 on IMDb's bottom 100 list.

Just curious but what is this movie about? Like in this fight, who should we be cheering for? Is the whole thing as ludicrous as this one scene?

[MathiasvonGertz]

rofl... I haven't seen anything alike...

You have to be a real genious to make such a kretin movie :D

[NonSonoCapaceCoiNomi]

notevole... °_°

[dr23rdbuchanmd]

lmmfao....that's all I can say

[AngryPrawn]

Wtf?

[Spolings]

all i can say is WTF... I've said it about 20 times watching this clip

[speedy53110]

i said it about 200 watching the movie. this is the most random part in it. but all the scenes are similar.

[skin09588]

best movie ever

The Directors of Reservoir dogs , Sin City, Jackie Brown , Pulp Fiction THEY ALL NEED A LESSON OF POCKET NINJAS.

I feel dirty for telling this.

[raptor69357]

is this suppose to be a funny movie or action movie?

[CaptainKill1124]

gods got nothing to do with this movie....

[punch6]

Who wrote this piece of shit move.  Who produced it, and who directed because it's worst than anything i've seen ever.

[CitizenKANE2277]

I'm literally speechless.......

[educassiano]

Why was I born? Why? Please make the damn thing go away!

[BannHammer]

who funded this movie?

[Duffywarwick1]

its sucked the life out of me, ive now saw the worst thing ever created, i'd watch Troll 2 a million times over this..

[theSuperMetroid]

I've never seen the whole thing. Is it really THAT bad? Worse than Manos? Worse than Monster A Go-Go? Worse than Red Zone Cuba??