Diemon Dave Ninja School

[Louisvillebilly]

So that's where Chuck Norris learned his ninjin skills? Bad mutha

[danehawk64]

I like the ninja whompin action with the jumprope :)

[101soccerstud]

lol i wanna get into a fight with this guy :P

[lemanadelover]

i luv u kung fu dave

dont go ninjaen nobody

[TheCoryGold]

Diemon Dave! you got in the way of my snake game!

[GavinStrnad]

i learned from the best

[Jen0cidePr0ducti0ns]

I just wasted 2mins of my life

[1CaraHolmes]

LOL so funnny!

[LUK3xG]

He sounds like Mator from Cars.

[coltonrooster]

regular can of backer u say... no says i

[soliver10201984]

That is some wompin action!!

[reyrey003]

why did anyone like this?

[liverpooljim87]

@reyrey003 Coz its one of the funniest things ive ever seen

[BackJauer28]

There ain't no judi choppin that right chyonder!

[crushaadre]

is that a fucking jump rope?

[Drizzy8Drake]

thats the funniest ninjer i have seen REMEMBER:PRACTICE MAKES-A PERFECT

[bknight249]

Love it. I Judi chop people all the time at work.

[WeagleWeagle4220]

Ninjy whompin action. haha

[swapsyify]

holy poop 2:21



[mandixbear]

this guys beast<3

he ninji chops like a boss<3

[NBM397]

Judy-chop!



[bsting601]

i think we got the next ufc title holder here!

[JRBOZ88]

2:20 - 2:23

Need I say more.

[AwesomeSauce31337]

i always wondered why kids laughed whenever i said i came from west virginia -.-

[emilyydx]

103 people ninjaed people who didnt need no ninjin'.

[thekickboxer12345]

I'm from West Virginia and I think this is hilarious.

[stephnfabian]

Ain't no judi chop on this Hahha

[rockhard141]

this nigga stupid as fuck lol

[JarcoNation1]

this is fucking hilarious

[Haxcz]

So THIS is why people chuckle when I tell them I'm from Arkansas...

[kiesha67]

coutry ass shit! yer ninji chop

[kiesha67]

Pure shit!



[NavCorps1]

u got yer judy chawps and yer ninjy stawrs



[joevanvlack1]

But for real, why is he wearing a cape and she dressed like wonder woman?

[joevanvlack1]

Hey look, its super mans retarded brother super duche. And wonder womans sister wonder ho

[liviasmuhmuh]

Chuck Norris ain't got shit on this guy!

[TitansStatue]

Is this serious?

[ultimateanime45]

"dont go ninjin nobody that dont need ninjin"

Im so going to tell my Sensei to put that quote up the wall, thats just redneck comedy

[The4MinecraftMiners]

Amence joe watch dis

[KickboxerKyo1]

Dag gone Hillbilly watcht tyooo mucha Narrrr-Toe. :P

[noodle100100]

my uncle made me watch this...

[ACORBY10]

get a firm grip on ya ninja numchuckin handles his dialect rules

[wde85]

judy chop

[barrelracer440]

Reglar can of baccer you say? No says i(:

[donttouchmepervOX]

Omg lol I watched this in Science and fell face first into the desk!!!! "There aint much call for a one legged ninjer out there." LAWL Take his advice... "Dont go ninjun anyone who dont need ninjun." Omg LOL He is hallrious XD

[SuperFlexiboy]

people should use this video to rick roll people

[jackoadeetayo1]

@SuperFlexiboy yeah because rick rolling is not old as fuck or anything, that is totally still cool

[lizzfrmhon]

"don't go ninjun nothing that don't need ninjun"

[brainimp]

I used to be a Ninja then I took Diemon Dave's Judi Chop to the Knee

[RulerWolf1]

Let's say you got a feller come out at you in trailer park.... regular can of tobbacer you says? No says I! lmfao! I love this video

[armygirl5635]

Wow that really comes in handy

[kantus59]

whoop whoop?

[soulsearcher106]

99 people didn't say Judi chop and lost their leg.

[BLACKnHEART]

holy shit i beat up the bully at school thank you :D

[hottiestalker16]

this is halarious

[jaisellers]

I had no idea my friend Jason was such a good Ninja!!! Wow man, you are good!

[GameCraver24]

my mom redneck ninja stared me and busted my lip lol...........thumbs up if u laughed

[mrsbieber101ize]

love it

[LordLavos99z]

Lol, I'm from West Virginia and I live close to Boone, and I have to say this is pretty epic, despite the fact that I happen to hate just about every redneck I've ever met. Dave is an exception, he actually knows what he's sayin'!

[TheKdubb1990]

No Ninjeen anyone that dont need ninjeen!!! LMAO

[zeuspotato]

This is why West Virginia gets a bad name.

[RandomArtistry]

I find this a little hard to buy...but honestly, if this is fake and the Diemon Dave is really an actor...Leo Dicaprio ain't got nothing on this cat.

[xxIkutoXLuverxx]

OMG I LUV U DIEMON DAVE!!!

[KlubKaukawana]

Hail Great One! Knower of Knowers! Go Klub Kaukawana!

[AmberKristine9]

Now I can be a ninjee ! I told my papaw one day I would be a ninjee!!

[mbj6k7k]

A can of taccoba as a ninjastar

[NejiLuvver117]

Don't go ninjyn nobody that don't need ninjyn...

'Wit that there judi chop.

xD Omgakfkakjfjakflaffafk ♥

[bvincent10]

Haha this is so funny

[sapsauce1234]

Regular can of tabaccer you say??

No says I. Hahah

[MrNathanx1]

DONT GO NINJAN ON PEOPLE THAT DONT NEED NINJAN ON

[mbj6k7k]

Dont go chopin ur leg

[Murder0redruM]

for the sake of all of humanity i hope this guy is the biggest troll in the world.

[cjaxa]

haha stupid

[crazyhalomaster968]

Yep hes probly drunk.

[modancer25]

HAHA I LOVE THIS GUY OMFG HE IS HILLARIOUS WE WATCHED THIS AT YOUTH GROUP LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO AND WE LAUGHED OUR ASSES OFF HAHA I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[SikuntXD]

lmmmaaaoo ooommmggg that concealment of weapons part was the best ROOOFFLLL

[rere2010ish]

I wonder what possessed this man so be such an insufferable moron

[ambee1020]

Nenji chop!!!

[supernaut180]

"don't go ninja-in somebody that don't need ninja-in!"

[hwsmith40]

This guy must be from Moore County, Tennessee!

[edro31111]

@hwsmith40 Actually Anderson County!

[NessieValentine42810]

He looks and acts like one of the dumbass teachers at my school....

[PwningProductions12]

PRESS 9 OVER & OVER!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

[saadat504]

Lol my new catchphrase is no says i

[saadat504]

My friend jodi chopped my elbow today and I told him don't go ninja on anyone that doesn't need ninja! Then he ninja chopped my back LOL.

[ryno2417]

And a NINJA STAR >:D

[ThomasMin1988]

haha judo chop lol xD

judo is like 99.9% throws and submissions... I've heard there are some striking techniques but never came across them so this guy really has to be an expert!

[labreesianachick9]

I love this!!(:

[labreesianachick9]

@AcidA20, what's wrong with rednecks?! Lol

[jhsfalc22]

lmao...dont go ninja'n nobody that don't need ninja'n!

[RavenCrowSixx]

Damn it! I'm in the weird part of Youtube again....

[darkryder1000]

This s&@! is too funny! I'm going home and Judi chop everyone in my house!

[stinkiepink]

Is that Black long underwear he has on?

[ben3304]

Judy Chop!

[acidA20]

damn rednecks

[Babylovesnot]

Why are you wearing a cape, judi chop?

[DesuOperator]

"Diemon Dave: Ninjy Choppin Action" Use your Ninjy stars to defeat foes at range! Go up close with your Judy chop, karate chop, kung fu kick and ninjy chop! Clear the room with your ninjy whompin action! Defend with that fan motion against enemies! Fight for honor. Fight for pride. Fight for your trailer park. Stand alone, or duel for honor in the 8 vs. multiplayer mode! In stores 2012 PS3, Xbox 360, PC, & whatever new shit comes out

[mixflip]

Lol git to whoopin' wit yer judy chop!!!!

[LilSimpleAli]

what the fuck would happen to him if someone came a'judi choppin on him.

[dinorexadon]

@LilSimpleAli He'd whip out with that fan motion. Duh.

[MrTehRonnie]

Ninjee Rope action

[prankandcheats77]

This is so funny

[jruch314]

is that jump rope as his nun chucks?!?!?! bahahaha awesome

[saadat504]

No says i

[saadat504]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[thoughtrigour]

this is a comical human.

[orijanl]

Lmbo! He is so serious.

[victoriathesinger13]

@MrBFlakes is she pregnant, or just fat?:)

[victoriathesinger13]

I like the redneck/white trash sign:)

[mwkloppe]

First of all, I admire Diemon Dave. Despite being a result of obvious inbreeding, Dave is motivated by pure intentions. He seeks to teach and share his vast experience and knowledge of martial arts with the world. Furthermore, as a member of the United States Armed Forces, I am honored and privileged to serve such a fine example of an American citizen. And yes, I have seen the Jerry Springer video.

[YoungMangaka]

@mwkloppe I'm sorry, but here in America, I hope that we aren't all Inbred fools, or we have a fine example of a soon to collapse empire, and you're a fine example of that happening quite soon, because it's not all about idiots who can hold guns, and I hope, for you sake, that you learn that.

[mwkloppe]

@YoungMangaka I can tell you put forth a lot of effort in your reply. Correct me if I am wrong, but it appears you do not understand a thing called sarcasm. To help with your disorder and since you are a resident of the fine city of Seattle, I recommend a heavy dosage of Starbucks coffee followed by listening to Nirvana. If that does not do the trick, I am afraid you might be a lost cause, my very wise friend.

[YoungMangaka]

@mwkloppe XD haha, I am very happy to learn that this was a product of sarcasm ^_^ Now I just feel the need to inform you that Sarcasm is something carried more in tone then your words, so it's hard to convey in the form of writing. ^_^

[BloodyCuntBags]

I didnt know ninja was a verb lol

[Ph0be]

Did he just use a jump rope as a nunchuk??

[9LBS9]

Gay haha

[bgarrod2009]

dude your soooooooooooo redneck. like it came naturally to you.

[Ktrott2012]

regular can of backer you say! No says I !! lmao

[Portaldemonking]

Judy chop

[Urmommasaho]

Ninjee star*

[peacelovegir2]

now dont go ninjin on nobody that dont need ninjin. funny!!!

[helarryus]

Love this! 

[xxCmann34xx]

Dont go ninjin people who dont need ninjin!! Lmao

[xelkforeverx]

NINJY STAR! xD

[Noodelydoom]

Better than Naruto

[CatchersOfTheSea]

yea, some things dont always work for a ninji

[Rideyourllama]

Lolololol

[kbtbbff]

lol this is awesome luv this i would have never been able to do this without laughing! :))))))))

[umRuss012787]

judi chop!!

[SPARTANZODIAC007]

This is why birth control is so important.what a complete and utter cock.

[Kuchiki6Taichou]

Whatever he's on...i want it

[Swankyboy777]

This is the best video ever!!!!

[999Tornado]

troll of epic proportions

[vGSorrow]

Judy Chop sounds like a nice chick.

[japaneissei]

hes saying ninjeen chop, that means carrot chop in japanese

[lovebandit02]

ninja star



[MegaGidgetgirl]

HA 

[elfkiller7]

how high was he when he made this video?

[jhemrich422]

Actually I'm pretty sure Laci is right. Should be Rye Cheer, not Rye Chonder :)

[Gamechapter101]

Welcome to America!

[Jensysman911]

No that's not a rock try dip can looks like hmmm grizzly straight

[SKRILLEX27854]

lol no says i

[jeffchen]

i have lamb chops

[RedsMan95]

dont go ninjin nobody dont need ninjin

[cal5cal]

ok i have a few comments for one ya got a frekan jump rope and a frekan rock supposedly has a NINJAstar AND ITS A ROCK like really i think this man is halrious but really oh and one more thing A JUDDI CHOP lol

[Nathanmf23]

Regular can of tabbaci u say? No says I, NINJA STAR

[LaciJaaade15]

@Nathanmf23 Regalar (Redneck way of sayin' it. Reg-Uh-Lar) can of baccer, you say? No says I, an' uh NINJY STAR!* :3

[CaptainInnuendo]

Sorry dave, someone stole your nunchucks and replaced them with a child's skipping rope. You oughta be doin yir judy choppin ninja whompin on their asses

[LaciJaaade15]

He used "right chonder" wrongly! "Right Chonder" is for a distance, as in "Well now, I told em I ain't live but right chonder." Mhm.

[Amarinthstargazer]

@LaciJaaade15 I am not sure whether to pat you on your redneck back for knowing that, or being disturbed that you'd bother correcting somebody's redneckese. (For those who don't know, that is the language of the redneck.)

[LaciJaaade15]

@Amarinthstargazer Aye now, if you're gonna use redneckanese, you gotta use it right. :P

[mball831]

@LaciJaaade15 Its right yonder. not right "chonder"

[Coolio3937]

LOL



[7raski]

he must be hot sh*t in his trailer park

[misscwoodham]

witcha judy chop oh howdy judy

[tjfender1986]

Not funny

[MrBFlakes]

I love how he has his pregnant daughter (guessing its his) as his assistant

[corey1050]

@MrBFlakes You're not funny.

[Doomrong]

@MrBFlakes you jelly cunt mcfagget?

[WHHFalcons89]

@MrBFlakes That's his wife/daughter... West Virginia rednecks

[MrBFlakes]

@WHHFalcons89 haha

[CHEVY5648]

he did this for school

[wp1953]

A ningi whomping atcha!! Hahahahaha! It's only funny because he's totally serious!

[sackomatik]

Damn americans

[scfranklin1209]

@sackomatik

Why does it have to be an american issue, Dumbass? What? You don't have ignorant people in your country too?

[interluderules]

im being da redneck ninji for halloween i got the cape and everything lol :)

[SecretPlayerNumber6]

he went to my church O_o

[LOVEisAbeast99]

Diemon Dave is my HERO!! This guy is AWESOME!

[acidicmynd]

regaler canna backer, you say? no says ah.

[sassyblackcity1]

NO LIFE!!!!!!!!